/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3293 - CCP Virus Editions

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Corona Chan did nothing wrong.
She's the happening we need, but the happening we don't deserve.

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Where?

>2267854 infected
>155185 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little intergalactic cataclysm won't cause a XK class end of reality scenario

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32300673

We found 116 mutations, the three most common mutations were 8782C>T in ORF1ab gene, 28144T>C in ORF8 gene and 29095C>T in the N gene. The mutations might affect the severity and spread of the SARS-CoV-2. The finding heavily supports an intense requirement for additional prompt, inclusive investigations that combine genomic detail, epidemiological information and graph records of the clinical features of patients with COVID-19.

How bad is this anons?

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>that ID
top kek

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SALVINI PREPPER BASED AS FUCK

EVEN SALVINI PREPPED, NOTHINGBURGERFAGS BTFO

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bros, there is that #TogetherAtHome on twitter right now, redpill people there.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 710,272 (37,175) #2 Spain 191,726 (20,043) #3 Italy 172,434 (22,745) #4 France 147,969 (18,681) #5 Germany 141,968 (4,377) #6 United Kingdom 114,217 (15,464) #7 China 82,719 (4,632) #8 Iran 80,868 (5,031) #9 Turkey 78,546 (1,769) #10 Belgium 37,183 (5,453) #11 Russia 36,793 (313) #12 Brazil 34,221 (2,171) #13 Canada 31,927 (1,310) #14 Netherlands 31,589 (3,601) #15 Switzerland 27,404 (1,344) #16 Portugal 19,685 (687) #17 India 14,792 (488) #18 Austria 14,671 (443) #19 Ireland 13,980 (530) #20 Sweden 13,822 (1,511) #21 Peru 13,489 (300) #22 Israel 13,107 (158) #23 South Korea 10,653 (232) #24 Japan 9,787 (190) #25 Chile 9,252 (116) #26 Poland 8,563 (339) #27 Ecuador 8,450 (421) #28 Romania 8,418 (417) #29 Saudi Arabia 8,274 (92) #30 Pakistan 7,638 (143) #31 Denmark 7,242 (346) #32 Norway 7,036 (163) #33 Mexico 6,875 (546) #34 Australia 6,565 (69) #35 Czech Republic 6,553 (176)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United Kingdom +5,525 (+888) #2 Russia +4,785 (+40) #3 Iran +1,374 (+73) #4 Netherlands +1,140 (+142) #5 Saudi Arabia +1,132 (+5) #6 Belgium +1,045 (+290) #7 Spain +887 (+41) #8 Portugal +663 (+30) #9 Pakistan +613 (+8) #10 Sweden +606 (+111) #11 Mexico +578 (+60) #12 Germany +571 (+25) #13 Brazil +539 (+30) #14 United States +537 (+21) #15 Ukraine +444 (+8) #16 India +440 (+2) #17 Romania +351 (+6) #18 Qatar +345 (+1) #19 Switzerland +326 (+17) #20 Indonesia +325 (+15) #21 Bangladesh +306 (+9) #22 Serbia +304 (+7) #23 Philippines +209 (+10) #24 Panama +194 (+7) #25 Ghana +193 (+1) #26 Finland +192 (+8) #27 Poland +184 (+7) #28 Denmark +169 (+10) #29 Israel +125 (+7) #30 Morocco +106 (+2) #31 Norway +99 (+2) #32 Kuwait +93 (+1) #33 Argentina +89 (+6) #34 Austria +76 (+12) #35 Hungary +71 (+16)…

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Based. I remember a time when these ideas were always shat on on Yas Forums, it’s good to see them gain a little traction here

So uh wtf happened with Denmark here?

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welcome, newfren. i know you're seeing a lot of things you don't understand. let me try to communicate to you in your native tongue
/r/whoosh

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You guys are the most PATHETIC bunch on this planet. You wish for the destruction of this world and you are LAUGHING? You make this virus into a cartoon girl to jack off to it? PEOPLE. ARE. DYING. This isn't a movie. It's real life. People are SUFFERING and STARVING. The Global Economy is in Shambles. It's the end of globalisation as we know it. And you all WANT this to happen???? I'd say that's pretty based and I'm glad to be one of you Godspeed coronachan.

>tutto quell'olio di semi vari
>niente da friggere
NGMI

Are we going to make it

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>virus case growth almost to zero
>meteorologists predicting above average rain meaning good harvests
Where were you when you realised that Australia has God's blessing?

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People tried to shit on them. All of those people were destroyed.

Are you from India?

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We have 300 something dead
Must be error

>3 boxes of oil
>12 liters each
I see he prepped well, since that is enough oil for one post-meal drink in America.

why? fuck twitter plebs. You cant force feed a redpill user and I want them to die

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Oh nice, pajeets in full panic mode.

I frankly don't think so, I have an itch in my throat right now that makes me wanna cough so I avoid touching that part.
It's been nice knowing you

Where?

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anyone has the ecuador body videos?

F

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You don’t enjoy watching poop get exposed?

God, I hope not.

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Brother!
GO GO CORONACHAN
COLLAPSE SOCIETY CORONACHAN!
COME VISIT MY HOMETOWN CORONACHAN!
WHERE WILL YOU GO NEXT CORONACHAN!!
WE LOVE YOU CORONACHAN!!
GROW BIG AND STRONG CORONACHAN!!!
YOU HAVE SO MANY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN CORONACHAN!!!

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WHO RECAP UPDATE
>WHO RECAP UPDATE
WHO RECAP UPDATE
>WHO RECAP UPDATE
WHO RECAP UPDATE
>WHO RECAP UPDATE

as the roman emperor titus once said, my friends I have wasted a day
sorry but I was utterly spent, recaping now
should be done in an hour or so

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i'm waiting for yours

>itch in my throat
Same shit, man. I hope it's just the allergies

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weekend edition CVG is boring.

Remember a month ago when there was only 200k cases and 10k deaths?

Image from a roman church which collected donations and food from house's doors something something bravo I'll give my contribution and today I something happy for finding the church (with something) for organizing the future initiative of solidarity

> in my throat
> touching
> itch
maybe you should stop throatfucking yourself altogether?

>archive.is/3G21P
Look, man, if you can't laugh when you are staring into the face of sheer horror....

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It's so bad that we all rely on China to make us cheap shit.

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Poland bro’s got too cocky

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>Are you from India?
can you see flags?

you're doing god's own work, habsburger
I unironically can't watch those, gets me into a murderous rage...

How are things in chinkland now Chang? Have you all started to eat the dead yet?

>UK + 888 deaths
Holy gets

Christians acting like retards here

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already made and viable treatment but i wont tell you,already made a plan that can make economy work again and nobody get infected.anymore

>jewgle not accurately updating Frances numbers anymore
The eternal G-ul strikes again.

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based ostrich bro

Where’s the uncensored?

How is the reality of India's unsanitary conditions faring poofaggot?

I can't see India coming out of this well at all

imagine a world where we didn't have to buy crap shit and it all lasted for +10 years.
>this kills the dream

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Fuck off

Remember when infleunza killed 290,000-650,000 people every year between October and May? We've had at least 5 months of the corona virus and it isn't even going to come close to influenza numbers. The growth rate is slowing down significantly. The absolute cope of /leftypol/ is delicious. You'll be the butt ot jokes here for months to come.

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AHEM I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

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Prove it! Pic of dot or gtfo!

Too fuckable to force meme it.
Also Xi's daughter is my waifu

Yes I can. However what you see isn't always what you get.

>using estimates compared to confirmed
>sperg out when people start using estimates in the tally

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random cops getting infected in Mumbai
outside Mumbai it's honestly not that bad
but wait for Ramzan, then pissfulls will fuck everything up again
see Bangladesh for a real apocalyptic fuckup incoming

hey catabro i have to get some rest. i just want to say your elder god autism is witnessed and respected. fuck jannies.

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Haven't checked /cvg/ in a few days. Are we still moving full-steam ahead?

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only married women wear dot retard

Do you by any chance have similar estimates for flu in situation when whole world is quarantined? You know, for fair comparison.

I've always wondered - >Why do Chinese do Western things if they hate our ideals

>Capitalism
>Wear western suits
>Raise glass of probably French red wine

I see so many examples where China bends over culturally to Western ideals, its almost like we won decades ago culturally and this Document #9/Wuflu is pushback on the culture war.

HELLO?? HAVE YOU SEEN MY CAGIE? IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR IT THE ENTIRE WEEK AND I CANT FIND IT. I MUST WORK MINIMUM WAGE FOR MY MASTER OR I WILL COMMIT SUICIDE. PLEEEEEEEEEASE, I SWEAR I WILL RIOT OVER THIS. GOVERNMENT WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS, I CANT EVEN GET A HAIRCUT DAMNIT. WHERE ARE OUR CAGIES, WHERE IS MY FAST FOOD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN ASK FOR TAX REDUCTION AND HANDOUTS? ARE YOU A COMMIE???
I
WANT
MY
CAGIE

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civil war when?

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Just the same old faggots believeing false numbers.

not many vpn servers in India

>dat gif
OHH NO MY PEPERINO!

I agree, it's time to open up and let corona free. It's infumane to have such cutie closed up for so long.

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