Get in here gentlemen, I have a very secret important announcement to make on this fine Saturday morning
*TING* *TING* *TING* DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION ANNOUNCEMENT
Leo Richardson
Gabriel Morris
And?
Easton Roberts
You have the floor.
Levi Russell
Please file in, enjoy the free drinks, service is, as always, free
Chase Allen
bullshit, this is a slide thread, they never end up announcing anything.
Landon Jackson
Howdy partner, proceed.
Andrew Cruz
Ah, yes go on.
Ayden Diaz
Take your seats good sirs, a few more user should be here any moment
Brandon Hall
Please proceed kind sir, the rest of the scheduled attendees have joined us remotely via secure channels.
Nathan Gonzalez
oh my oh my I am intrigued good sir
Ethan Clark
sorry I'm late, have you already begun?
Oh that's really nice of you to have waited for me. You really shouldn't have.
Benjamin Davis
would you like something from the bar, sir?
Brayden Wilson
bush did 9/11
Ryder Jackson
thats simply not true.
Ian Powell
Isaac Wood
Sir, I am waiting presently
Josiah Ramirez
i'll take Martell XO straight up good sir.
Isaac Johnson
Where's the other picture like this, the true bar of despair
I'd like to go there and drink alone
Josiah Cox
Gather your drinks and enjoy the anticipation that tingles in the air. The minute is near. This will be a very special announcement as we have recently had very special guests come to our little corner of the internet...
Andrew Lopez
Xavier James
Such a pleasant venue, this is.
Brody Cruz
Its almost Sunday here, but i'll forgive you if you let us in on this secret information.
Thomas Murphy
Hurry the fuck up
Owen Harris
you have my attention sir
Christopher Mitchell
We're all ears
Oliver Ramirez
Owen Cox
Need i remind you sir that our organization runs on US time? I most surely should not need to remind you especially in these trying times. Indeed.
Sebastian Mitchell
Be patient user, our fellow user's announcement will come in due time. Please, have a seat.
Bentley Young
STOP, YOURE UNDER ARREST FOR ATTEMPTED WHISTLEBLOWING
Aiden Moore
i love coffee
Jace Murphy
>in these trying times.
Happy to see you here Mr. Rippetoe.
Jacob Brooks
This announcement is for our new *friends* that have been seethe deleting and banning user because they are sensitive to a certain topic...
Ahem ahem ahem....
FUCK CHINA
FUCK CHINGS
FUCK WONGS
FUCK WINGS
FUCK CHINKS AND CHONGS
FUCK THEIR TINY YELLOW DONGS
FUCK DOG EATING WANG
FUCK BAT EATING CHANG
FUCK XI XINPING AND HIS UGLY DAUGHTER MING
BUT MOST O MOST O MOST OF ALL
FUCK CCP SHILL JANNIE BUGS
FUCK INSECTOIDS ONE AND ALL
WASH DEEZ NUTZ YELLOW JANNIE ARMY
Thomas Bennett
you have my attention
Grayson Nelson
BASED
Jayden Lewis
Haha Young man nice try, now go and fetch me a drink will you. Chop chop I'm thirsty
Jaxson Lopez
Go on good sir I would like to know what you have to say
Gavin Miller
Leo King
> B A S E D
Josiah Nelson
CLEAN IT UP YOU YELLOW CHINK JANNIE BUG AND SAY THANK YOU SIR
John Sullivan
fuck yes
Camden Wilson
Truly, an amazing spectacle. I thank thee, dear sir.
Asher Stewart
Bravo.
William Smith
Cheers
Luis Foster
I warmed the glass a bit, there you are sir.
This is a place of solace sir, have a drink and enjoy your respite. What could I get for you?
Adam Bennett
Deutschland observiert
Liam Green
gentlemen I'm intrigued
Kayden Howard
>BANNED FOR POSTING IN OFF TOPIC THREAD
CLEAN MY DIARRHEA CCPoos
Henry Sanchez
G&T my friend, double if you’d be so kind. Remember bros, the Jews don’t want you drinking quinine
>this kills the wuhanic plague
Benjamin Harris
Dare i say based good sir, you have a silver tongue that even the devil himself would envy
Ayden Morales
BUMP
Nicholas Ward
Here Here! Well done sir, amazing presentation.
Xavier Jackson
Jonathan Torres
Well said good sir, fuck jannies
Elijah Fisher
It appears you do not appreciate a good announcement thread user. These are , however meaningless , part of Yas Forums
Also , I have arrived and am waiting for the announcement OP.
John Diaz
John Walker
I'll have a sherry
No, make that two, bottles
Cooper Scott
>FUCK CCP SHILL JANNIE BUGS
ABSOLUTELY BASED
Dominic Morales
Get me a double whisky sour my good man
David Smith
Incredibly based and undoubtedly redpilled.
Ayden Reyes
Absolutely based
Carter Fisher
Based!
Owen Foster
Holy based
Jayden Walker
NUKE THE CHINKS
Zachary Hill
a fine speech
Joshua Taylor
People aren’t buying your bots.
There’s nothing organic about this campaign
Hopefully your proxies get permabanned.
Grayson Edwards
>SENSITIVE ChinkChinkPests don't like seeing little whore ming
HEY BUGS I SPRAY YOU IN THE FACE WITH PESTICIDE
Dominic Fisher
Hopefully you get aids faggot
Blake Brown
>NUKE THE CHINKS
This is now a chink retribution thread. What to do, what to do, about the insectoids
Gavin Roberts
Applause
Joshua Gutierrez
Chink alert. Here is a picture for you to enjoy chinky
Ian Ramirez
Xavier Martinez
Absinthe, my good sir
Hudson Williams
Your the fucking bot chinksect, not me
Jacob Brooks
Present
Jose Thomas
>haha i (You)'d everyone my reply is bigger now
Owen Morgan
0.5 yuan have been deposited in your WeChat account
Elijah Barnes
Did that rod go up his ass?
Jaxon Ward
some apple cider please
Jackson James
Xavier Cruz
I'll drink to that fine bit of rhetorical genius. Here here!