God damn I love being American. Hey foreigners, what’s it like... ya know, being foreign? What I basically mean is, what is it like know my country could absolutely 100% glass yours within 24 hours if our duly elected leadership so chose? What's it like when another country builds bases in yours? You don’t have that capability. What’s it like KNOWING that America has the entire fucking world by the balls you... people(?) exist only because of our sense of kindness? What’s it like knowing we build bases all over the
world and sail our warships wherever we damn well please and those of you who can project some power outside your borders can’t project any influence WITHOUT our approval? What’s it like knowing we spy on your every move? Remember when we tapped Merkel’s cell phone? lmao, we just did it 5
seconds later after you found out. What’s it like being foreign?
God damn I love being American. Hey foreigners, what’s it like... ya know, being foreign? What I basically mean is...
Fuck yeah! Murica!!!
what's it like being obese
LOVE BEING AMERICAN
hmm, this question can be translated to; "what's it like living in a country of excess?". Do we have obese people? Yes, they live more comfortably than most others. Why are they able to be obese? Because our country is rich and powerful.
I'll ask you this; what's it like being poor, weak, and starving?
"has the world by the balls"
*cough cough
I love being American.
Why yes, I would love to lick every fry off of her body and then feed them to her while each one is being lightly held in my mouth. How could you tell?
The writing on that McDonald's container clearly shows this is an Australian.
This is clearly bait, but to be fair it is obvious that the USA is objectively the most exemplary political entity to exist in all of human history except for maybe pre-imperial rome.
Hey OP, what's it like not having your foreskin, because you were barbarically mutilated and branded at birth by a small death cult which you serve in the middle east? What's it like never knowing what REAL MEN experience during sex and having your glans constantly exposed and keratinized? I'm an American too, but my mom wasn't a fucking moron to let false-god worshiping docs fuck me up for life.
You know what it clearly shows? That an AMERICAN corporation has taken hold in your country.
Australians give us... what exactly? Kangaroos and koalas for our zoos? A reason to give you money when your shithole island is on fire? Oh right, we use your country as an arm of our military. That's the only reason you're allowed in FVEY
What's so good about being an Israeli proxy state?
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We are not a protectorate of israel, they are OUR proxy bitch in the middle east, just like parts of Europe have our nukes stored because we wanted them there
>Hey OP, what's it like not having your foreskin, because you were barbarically mutilated and branded at birth by a small death cult which you serve in the middle east?
hmm well I've had no problems getting laid.
We're not. Israel is our proxy state. Just like Japan, South Korea, Germany, etc.
Bro you can't even provide oxygen to your citizens
You're not a true american, Pedro
clever kike post
I want to travel America on my bicycle but there’s too many spics, nigs and hicks, I’d better just go to rural Europe where I won’t get shot
Well, I just ate the answer, but I'll get back to you once the Third World brings me another one.
(Unless I eat that, too...)
>an AMERICAN corporation has taken hold in your country
Yes
America doesn’t have anyone by the balls, you are literally a zionist occupation zone. Americans control nothing, not even their own cocks are their own, they’re mutilated at birth by kikes.
Keep coping (((american)))
I am happy you guys still have very hot young women. Good for you.
>if you're not fat you're poor and starving
The hands that typed that post probably also thinks mcdonalds and soda provide adequate nutrition lmao.
you loved the country so much you even left it a tip.
the best slave is one that doesn't know he's enslaved
>We're not. Israel is our proxy state
That's why they kill American service men with impunity?
The Ugly American rears its nasty head again.
Hey shithead, what's it like to have the shittiest health insurance in the words?
What's it like to kiss Jew ass 24/7?
What's it like to know that (((bankers))) control DC?
What's it like to have all those firearms and never use them to fight tyranny?
Very Gay Post
They do. There’s enough nutritional diversity on the McDonalds menu to easily live a healthy, delicious but inexpensive life.
>America doesn’t have anyone by the balls
>Americans control nothing
Literally have cell phones of foreign world leaders tapped 24/7, satellites monitoring your every move, military all over the planet, warships controlling the entire ocean, drones flying and bombing whatever the fuck we want, overthrowing governments as we see fit, nukes everywhere, etc
weird flex but ok
that has nothing to do with you as you are some loser living with his mom and eating shitty gross food. you are nothing, less than speckle and have nothing to do with matters of world
forgot your meme flag
You can get laid, but you'll never know what sex SHOULD feel like. I'm sorry your parents were stupid fucking idiots who let a moron mutilate you. Also, LOL about israel. YOU are their bitch.
YEE HAW!