What is the smartest way to make money during a global crisis?

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Gambling and drugs. Not doing the gambling but owning the business.

Is it possible to book escort dates on onlyfans?

sauce

selling fake ppe

yeah, the women doing it are essentially whores so if you are willing to offer more I presume it is doable

>go to Yas Forums, get fit
>go to Yas Forums, make a business strategy
>go to /3/, make 3D assets
>go to /g/, learn to code
>make a pr0n game
>???
>profit

Investing in Zoom then getting your school to make all of the students use Zoom.

Holy momma lazuli those are some huge badonkadonks

A badonkadonk is an ass dumbshit get it right or pay the price

Developing a makeshift pizzeria from your own kitchen

There is no difference between tits and ass

I have to get rich.

I was thinking it would be good to invest in T shirt manufacturing, selfie sticks, etcetera because it seems like everyone is trying to become YouTube celebrities lately because theyre stuck at home, unemployed, and unable to physically prostitute themselves because of lockdowns. So they are doing it online. And they all try to sell custom T shirts on their social media. The manufacturers/dropshippers are presumably the ones making money from this.

Notice how those ones are always the dirtiest? They are the ones that guide you up their already dilated bum is my experience of fucking that type. There’s no refusing either, you don’t get out of fucking them as though you had any choice in the matter. I’m thinking of a few specific cases and specific grills that look like her.

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My nigga

Look at those gazongas.

I would shoot a fat load in her

Guy I know owns a t-shirt shop, he isn’t making shit right now.

buying all the antiseptics, antibiotics, masks and soaps early and then selling them at 1000% of their original price on internet.

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>is coffee good for you?
at least use a fucking decent woman ffs!
shit, she looks like one of those milker cows that don't get milked and get all fat and soggy

What is it about these chubby bespecticaled dark haired braphog nerd girls that works for me? I don't get it. My penis is so fucking confused. I just want her to dress up like Velma and bounce her anus hole up and down on my dick.

It’s because you’re heterosexual

the smartest way to make money from a crisis is to short everything and start the crisis yourself, then buy everything and sell the world your solution, skimming the middle classes of hard assets like property and underfunded businesses in between.

buy oil

>American education

Have a real skill, and use it. Based corona chan has been making me a fortune.

Based and Lloyd's pilled

Yeah, but she's such a fat ass. Put glasses on any fat ass girl and she instantly needs semen on them.

kill the jews

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Obtainable

being a furry/hentai artist
think about it