/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3291 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,263,056 (+14,193) ► Died: 154,827 (+682) ► Day: 100 (-14:40:14)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 8.4x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 4,240 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Very high excess mortality in Switzerland, Belgium, Netherlands, Sweden
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China says only 3% of Wuhan developed immunity
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Vaccine would be first vaccine against coronaviruses
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Virus might cause micro blood clots, dangerous even post-infection
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Novel coronavirus can survive high temperatures
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>INFO
Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Virus doesn't show up on throat samples
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Heart attack main cause of death, not respiratory issues
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Sky News reports virus might have escaped Chinese lab
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>REMINDER
China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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Courts determine Spain omits deaths, real toll 3 times higher
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Engineered SARS-related bat coronavirus caused polemic over risks
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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US unemployment claims hit record 16 million over 3 weeks
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>LATEST
184 new cases and 7 new deaths in Poland
209 new cases and 10 new deaths in the Philippines
332 new cases in Japan, including 181 new cases in Tokyo
251 new cases and 8 new deaths in India
125 new cases and 7 new deaths in Israel
71 new cases and 16 new deaths in Hungary

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The infamous Danish ‘Lift the lockdowns and give us a new peak’ model

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Trump lied Americans died

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>do you think
>you're some kind of champ
>think posting this makes you
>somehow intelligent
>or makes up for
>your lack of any additional insight
>into things that actually matter
>such as international solidarity
>and rhetorical wholesomeness
>who the fuck do you think you are
>wasting your time here
>peddling this juvinile, crass nonsense
>rethink your entire stance
>contemplate on the reality of your situation (right now)
>and then come back (because)
>this pathetic display of juvenile superficiality
>is as trifling (and meaningless)
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SOME KIND OF CHAMP REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH INTERNATIONAL SOLIDARITY WE HAVE THEY DONT SHUT DOWN THE WET MARKETS OVER JUVENILE CRASS NONSENSE THIS IS THE START OF A TRIFLING AND MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE WE ARE ALL CONTEMPLATING ON THE REALITY OF OUR SITUATION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Are you ready for Lady Gaga concert tonight?

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Will you get the vaccine when it is ready?

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>no bloatmaxxed quarantinewaifu to cuddle and frolick around with

hold me brehs...

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Death will soon have a busy job, and the planet will be return to its owner, but thanks to nature, we will able have our place.

>dangers of wuhan lab

yeah a well known book author predicted this 20 some years ago

my glow dectectator will just not shut up tho

Leaving Yas Forums, any things I need to know about Covid-19?

Ah I see you have a high test patrician choice as well

So uh who is Spain trying to bullshit? Or are they giving up and just going full China mode?

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WEEB CORONAVIRUS NEWS

The official website for The Prince of Tennis stage musical series announced on Thursday that the musicals' Dream Live 2020 concert events have canceled the events in order to abide by the government's plans to counter the spread of the new coronavirus disease (COVID-19).

n addition, Prism on Ice, the upcoming ice show for the Sailor Moon franchise, has delayed its debut run by one year, now running in June 2021 instead of June this year. The ice show was slated to star professional figure skater Evgenia Medvedeva as Sailor Moon/Usagi Tsukino.

the "Re:Stage! One Man Live!! ~Chain of Dream~" event featuring the in-franchise group Ortensia at the Yamano Hall in Tokyo is cancelled.

Konami announced on Thursday that two of its employees at its Tokyo headquarters tested positive for COVID-19 on Wednesday. The two workers had been feeling unwell since April 10, and had stayed at home since then. The two employees then took a test for COVID-9 on April 13. Konami stated that the two employees did not have close contact with many other employees, and Konami is disinfecting the affected offices.

Bandai Namco announced on Thursday that it is donating 100 million yen (about US$927,000) to the COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund for WHO, which supports the World Health Organization's efforts in response to COVID-19.

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when was it lifted?

>OH MY GOD VIRUS IS GOING TO RUIN EVERYTHING BECAUSE SOME CHINK DOCTORS SAID SO
To think I fell for it.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 710,272 (37,175) #2 Spain 190,839 (20,002) #3 Italy 172,434 (22,745) #4 France 147,969 (18,681) #5 Germany 141,397 (4,352) #6 United Kingdom 108,692 (14,576) #7 China 82,719 (4,632) #8 Iran 80,868 (5,031) #9 Turkey 78,546 (1,769) #10 Belgium 37,183 (5,453) #11 Russia 36,793 (313) #12 Brazil 34,221 (2,171) #13 Canada 31,927 (1,310) #14 Netherlands 30,449 (3,459) #15 Switzerland 27,078 (1,344) #16 Portugal 19,022 (657) #17 Austria 14,671 (443) #18 India 14,425 (488) #19 Ireland 13,980 (530) #20 Peru 13,489 (300) #21 Sweden 13,216 (1,400) #22 Israel 13,107 (158) #23 South Korea 10,653 (232) #24 Japan 9,787 (190) #25 Chile 9,252 (116) #26 Poland 8,563 (339) #27 Ecuador 8,450 (421) #28 Romania 8,418 (417) #29 Pakistan 7,481 (143) #30 Saudi Arabia 7,142 (87) #31 Denmark 7,073 (336) #32 Norway 6,992 (162) #33 Mexico 6,875 (546) #34 Australia 6,565 (69) #35 Czech Republic 6,553 (176)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +4,785 (+40) #2 Iran +1,374 (+73) #3 Belgium +1,045 (+290) #4 Mexico +578 (+60) #5 Brazil +539 (+30) #6 United States +537 (+21) #7 Pakistan +456 (+8) #8 Ukraine +444 (+8) #9 Romania +351 (+6) #10 Indonesia +325 (+15) #11 Bangladesh +306 (+9) #12 Philippines +209 (+10) #13 Panama +194 (+7) #14 Finland +192 (+8) #15 Poland +184 (+7) #16 Israel +125 (+7) #17 Morocco +106 (+2) #18 Kuwait +93 (+1) #19 Argentina +89 (+6) #20 Austria +76 (+12) #21 India +73 (+2) #22 Hungary +71 (+16) #23 Norway +55 (+1) #24 Malaysia +54 (+2) #25 Armenia +47 (+1) #26 Slovakia +40 (+2) #27 Sudan +33 (+4) #28 Australia +32 (+4) #29 Congo-Kinshasa +20 (+2) #30 South Korea +18 (+2) #31 Honduras +15 (+5) #32 Myanmar +6 (+1) #33 Czech Republic +4 (+3) #34 Switzerland (+17) #35 Singapore +942…

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They are going full China mode hiding cases, they are communist after all.

just a flu bro

What if I told you, the vaccine already created before the virus ?
Would that make you happy ?
What if I told you, the vaccine wont be release until you beg to be slaves?
Would that make you sad ?

> 2 million people infected on 7 billions
> 150.000 people dead on 7 billions
> Average age of death in Italy is 78 years
> Only boomers, niggers, and sick people dying because of corona
> slightly worst than a bad flu

Meanwhile
> entire nations under lockdown
> governments successfully stripped of people of their basic rights like freedom to leave their houses in their homeland
> people are busy blaming runners and other fellows citizens going for a walk
> Western economy crushed
> Some western nation already announced that vaccine will be mandatory
> Coronavirus can mutate easily, just like flu virus, so vaccine is not effective enough to justify a mandatory vaccination
> OMS pushing for mandatory vaccination
> Bill Gates and other powerful people that would profit from vaccination, are actively pushing from mandatory vaccination

Lol at happeningfags thinking Chinese virus would have crushed the globohomo and jewelry, instead is their final weapon for total control over world population.

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They must have changed how they report, same yesterday with very little deaths until a late night update adding +400 deaths
Maybe trying to trick wagies into thinking it's safe to go back to work

She looks like she's about to cry

the fuk is this posting?? UR AMA FAGHET

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fellas, my country has around 400 deaths and only 2500 cases HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE CAN ARGIE BRO EXPLAIN???

I'd prefer to die fighting for my freedom than live like a slave.

Just a flu bro
Go out and party hard!!

Why France numbers dropped from 147k to 109k on Roylab?

Not a bioweapon bro

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My hero, thank you for cleaning up the world.
I agree my sire, its still not enough.

>konami wagies test positive
Ruh roh, really starting to seem like a slow burning spread as they continue to keep commuting and working.

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100% Agree.

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> implying you will be given a choice

Are nothingburgers right? We only had 150k dead so this is a non-issue. We overacted, it's good we're getting back to normal.
>MUH SECOND WAVE
This is the new TWO MORE WEEKS BRO meme. You claimed two weeks ago that millions would be dead.

>tfw data's ip range got blocked from uploading files yesterday because I posted this
We r*ddit now?

wtf i love china now gib xi daughter gf

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>Jaw became subluxated out of fucking nowhere
>Doctors not taking appointments due to Corona, got to see my family doctor but should see specialist
>Specialists not available until we go back to more
>Only thing I have is a ton of painkillers and to pray it doesn't get fully disjointed
>If it becomes disjointed I will be forced to go to ER and possibly get Corona'd
Fuck this shit I can't even eat properly, so much for "much public healthcare" but remember to clap like a retard at 8pm

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>get drunk
>go to sleep
>wake up
>denmark still posting reddit reactivation posts
How many of these have you found user? This is crazy because I assume these people are relatively young

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There is another option opened for you then, 2 hectares of land would suffice, may I suggest the African continent, land is cheap there Or some island?
4 acres is still nice and surviveable.
You doesnt need to die sire, just....live alone.

>god gave us an immune system for a reason
>but giving us brains was a prank

It’s starting to happen

Korea at almost 200 confirmed reactivations now

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you nothingburgers
>50K deaths just a flu bro
>100k this will die out in a week
>150k muh reopening, two more weeks bro is a meme
kek
can't wait for your reopening

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Over last 2 weeks milions got infected. Death isn't instant

I just want to work. I need to make payments on my f350. Got a good rate at 12% intrest and I dont want to ruin my credit.

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collapse?

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I know this was going to happen and I hate being right. Shit is fucked

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>liver damage
>kidney damage
>brain damage
>heart damage
>testicular damage
>lung damage
>2nd kind of lung damage
>nervous system damage, loss in taste and smell
>low 02 aspyhxiation
>ctyokine cascade
>permanently immuni-compromised
>no cured, no recovery
>lives indefinitely in intestines and possibly nervous system
>keeps coming back until it kills you
>lays dormant like HIV
>asymptomatic transmission ('heathy' people spread it)
>inter-species transmission (live stock can get it)
>blood transmission (mosquitos can spread it)
>SARS-like mutations make vaccine a pipe dream

Hahaha we're in danger.

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imminent

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checked

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just the ick, bro

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>actually getting anything on less than 5% or simply fucking doing without it.
You deserve to lose your truck.

slow and long decline

stop deleting your own posts

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So is reactivation going to kills us all? Even if we "recover" from the first wave of sickness, after ~20 days we'll start relapsing until death.
Why don't people give a fuck?

why the fuck are jannies seethign about the xi daughter pics, based ban evadors, keep posting.

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At this point my only hope is that Corona-chan will truly mutate into something so incurable that not even the powerful will be able to do anything. If I must perish, I'll drag some of them with me in my grave. Please tell me Corona-chan will mutate again in the next weeks or months.

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> 150.000 deaths over 7 billions people

Happeningfags are so pathetic, you just wish this was an happening cause you have a pathetic boring life and you are doing the jew's game.

Ask yourself why are media making people paranoid?
Why many nations announced vaccine will be mandatory for all?
Why don they progressively test entire population to see how many have already been exposed befor of vaccinating everyone?
Why they are pushing so actively on mandatory vaccinations when the virus can easily mutate?

Yes, fag, is it happening, but is the wrong kind of happening.

When we barely hit 300k by May will you apologize? the rate per day has plateaued so it is safe to end the quarantine.

There’s nothing to give a fuck about until war is declared

is that the chick from p&r?

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Boomer leaders are still in denial

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Cause hurrdurr it only kill old people

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>NOT MY HAPPENING
kill yourself

Our girl listens to our ideas and makes them reality

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dunno just some edgelord

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