Why are numales so obsessed with FLATTENING and SHATTERING the curve???

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They know they have compromised immune systems from all their furry nintendo butt sex.

They want to impress their techno daddy bill gates with their scientific prowess

Well congratulations, you fladdened da curb. Now what's the next step of your master plan?

I don’t know, they live in a Hollywood movie and think people don’t die in real life

I think for many people this is the first time they found out that people die from normal things, they think a couple hundred thousand dying is the end of the world but something like 120,000 people die everyday worldwide from random causes

Welcome to reality nigger

jeg kan ikke gøre for at du er hjernedød. vi kunne også lade være, så sundhedsvæsenet knækker. og så ville du stensikkert flæbe over hvorfor regeringen ikke gør noget

va fan säger du? spotta ut gröten, danskjävel.

>50% of deaths are from elderly homes
literally just isolating them would solve all our problems, but noooooooooooo we must cancel our lives so we can SHATTER THE CURVE

it's the only curves they'll ever interact with