Why are numales so obsessed with FLATTENING and SHATTERING the curve???
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They know they have compromised immune systems from all their furry nintendo butt sex.
They want to impress their techno daddy bill gates with their scientific prowess
Well congratulations, you fladdened da curb. Now what's the next step of your master plan?
I don’t know, they live in a Hollywood movie and think people don’t die in real life
I think for many people this is the first time they found out that people die from normal things, they think a couple hundred thousand dying is the end of the world but something like 120,000 people die everyday worldwide from random causes
Welcome to reality nigger
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>50% of deaths are from elderly homes
literally just isolating them would solve all our problems, but noooooooooooo we must cancel our lives so we can SHATTER THE CURVE
it's the only curves they'll ever interact with
We got to ask ourselves, how the fuck did the virus get into all these elderly homes, when those people are quite socially isolated from society in the first place (unfortunately).
Because we didn't take any cautionary measures with the workers at those places, which was the only thing we need to do to "flatten the curve"
>#FLATTEN LE CURVE
>#STAY THE EFF HOME
># SOCIAL DISTANCING
>#STAY SAFE
pic related is onions wojak but im range banned cause of some shitposting aussie fuckwit
I am with this Aussie. If that curve hits 0, Australia can open again.
Huh? That's not how viruses work
Because they don't like real women with real curves.
So.y
Flattened the curve for wave 1. These fucks don't know what hit them when wave 2 comes around and kills millions.
Actually the nurses here had a whole fuckload of precautions in place. It was cruising boomers and fuckwit international travellers that kicked things off here. We've done well against the virus though, hopefully in another few months we can't burn it out completely.
>just wait two waves bro
Midwits love being bootlickers and quickly drop al that independent nonsense the moment their bing bing wahoo is at stake.
I got you
We aren't America. We most likely won't get a worse second wave. We have a pop of around 30 million or so and majority of people here will follow quarantine rules because they're common sense shit
What second wave? Who is left to infect besides the soibois and NEETs?
Learn how a virus spreads you fucking tard.
If I need an injection to go to your country I'm not going to your country.
"stay the eff home" and "shelter in place" describes preppers you dummies
Because they love niggers
B-B-B-BUT METOKURINO TOLD ME THIS WAS LE AIRBORNE AIDSERINO
>implying once you got it you can't have it anymore
hahaha
Lol, seethe harder and suck that Governer's cock telling you to bend over and take the chip or vaccine.
happeningfags have been reduced to the second coming since the forever sick 100% mortality giga-aids that passes through walls they predicted so confidently failed to come to pass
Everything they do is a public show of their virtue. Flatten the curve right now is the highest virtue and all it requires is for them to sit around. Lazy activism is what the left does best.
>DUDE TRUST ME THESE ARTICLES THAT DROP LIKE A ROCK AFTER A COUPLE HOURS OF SCRUTINY ARE REAL
>LE YOU CAN'T DEVELOP IMMUNITY MEME!!
>LOOK, THERE'S 10 DIFFERENT CASES FOR THESE MILLIONS OF INFECTIONS - IT MUST BE TRUE!!!
*tipping intensifies*
Sluta bete dig som ett ociviliserat svin.
My guess is that it brings people comfort. They're scared and are grasping for any proof that the proposed strategies for combating Corona-chan are working.
Good. Don't need another foreigner that can't swim or handle bants.
In New York is primary risk factor in death from the Chinese virus is being fat. We have lots of fat people here. You can be young and "healthy" (they're really not healthy) and end up dying from it.
All the data and graphs floating around gives layman attention seekers ways to signal to others how smart they think they are and receive upcummies for reposting media articles as if they'd had a unique thought of their own.
You fucking retard. Look who you're responding to. You agreed with me too you fucking mong.
Flatten my fick
Because there's no meaning in their lives anymore and no actual strife, conflict, or war, so they have to invent battles to feel manly
>be amerimutt
>hear media talkiung about some chloroquine shit, can't understand anything said about it and thinks it's a corona cure
>remembers vaguely that there is chloroquine in fish tank cleaner
>drink fish tank cleaner
>die
We've got our deal of shit articles and papers (the chloroquine scammer guy is a french sperg), but you guys eat this shit like it's ice cream
two scoops two terms two waves
It gives them a sense of false accomplishment without doing anything
Yeah, just like you can be "young and healthy" and be killed by a car, learn risk analysis you fucking moron
>Why are numales so obsessed with FLATTENING and SHATTERING the curve???
Repressed CBT fetish.
We had a 42 year old die from it and the fucking news articles are shit like "42yo death from Coronavirus shows it's not just an old persons disease" like 42 isn't fucking middle aged.
Also 42% of cases here are under 40. Most between 20 and 29 because fuckwits are just fucking around with the social distancing.
Immunity to coronaviruses only lasts 4-18 months, and if the particular strain is killing you via immune response your second infection will be 10x as severe as the first. The second wave will be bigger than the first even without a complete reopening of the economy.
We just need to let people die. There's no way around it.
two genders
JUST TWO MORE YEARS
I too, agree that flat is better
pretending to be retarded also gets many (You)s on the 4chinz
give them time, twitter users are new to the internet
>tfw every single thing said about numales in this thread also applies to Yas Forumstards who spend hours griping about numales