I was playing Animal Crossing with my girlfriend during lockdown and then I suddenly got this idea...
Why exactly aren’t we sending messages in bottles? Some of you are complaining all day that your conservative political opinions are shadow banned on Twitter... So, why not use the only method that isn’t controlled by anyone?
Oh, and it would be hilarious to see what happens if Yas Forums started doing this
Unless you live along certain coastlines, the bottle will just float back onto the beach
Imagine being a normie and this being your first red pill.
That’s good. Higher chance that somebody will find it haha
Plastic bottles and storm drains then?
What about rivers?
Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you are gay?
Was it the Animal Crossing that gave it away?
this could be fucking immense, but think first:
make the red/pol/s compelling, not the usual Yas Forumsistinian traditional folk sperging- lets redesign some classic infographs to look a little less autistic.
also choose pretty bottles and cork them, rather than>Plastic bottles and storm drains
Won’t they just get tangled to something and get stuck in the storm drain?
>see a bottle washed up in shore
>by chance you happen to notice it's not shattered or some cheap beer bottle but perfectly transparent with a cork
>After some hesitation you decide to risk getting hepatitis and pick it up
>There's a piece of paper sealed inside by a cork that's far too pressed down to be removed by hand
>You debate smashing the bottle on the ground to get the note immediately but decide to not be a littering nigger and take it home with you
>You dig your corkscrew out of your small dumb utensils drawer
>You get the bottle open finally and eagerly grab the note
>...
>...
>...
>...
>...
>N
Great idea.
And please people, don’t do any messages with just “kill all (insert anything)”
Lmao
Or maybe some user larping as Hitler himself
Yes.
This "idea" is Nimitz-class stupid. It's on the same level of stupid as loading thumb drives with red pill information and dropping those thumb drives around some Walmart or grocery store parking lot. It's a stupid idea at its core on varying levels, not least of which is ROI. One bottle for one person. That's waste-of-time stupid. Better that each one of you faggots here have a Facebook account, or Tumblr account, or Twitter account, and drop red pills there to distribute to the masses. Information is accepted more readily by people you know. Don't go overboard on your memes. Pick and choose wisely. You could, for example, start with VoterID, or some other wedge issue. There are so many to pick from.
I"ve been here for some time and always wonder at "ideas" like these. I'm starting to think they're seeded from opposition because they are so very stupid and time wasting.
s o i
>don't drop redpills, goyim, go get banned on twitter and facebook and get doxxed and fired instead, trust me, goy
been here for some time, let me guess, around september 2016?
>25 years from now
>some random kid walks on a beach
>finds message in a bottle
>opens it
>fuck niggers
>fuck kikes
>fuck jannies
start a message in a bottle general then with me
This!
Oh shit! Lmao
cute thread if you wanna smash hmu
they need to be :
pretty
compelling
lots of them
>. One bottle for one person. That's waste-of-time stupid
if some normie finds a 'mysterious' hand written note in a pretty looking bottle, weathered by the sea then they would /obviously/ put it on instagram, no?
you just cant have a face value Yas Forumsspergese message then- you need to learn how to put on a scavenger hunt
Or maybe it will be on the news! I agree! Quality over quantity!
In gonna buy 500 bottles and put moonman lyrics in them just because you said this.
transcendentally based
pump brb buying 500 glass bottles and corks
I have thought about this too. We can drop messages in any number of public places. You could even directly hand info to other white folk, and many would read it if your writing was intriguing or infographic compelling. This needs to be done - not just bumper stickers, but meaningful messages with actual content that will send the reader down the rabbit hole.