/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3290 - CCP Virus Editions

Back to work wagie

>still no trumpbux in my goodgoy account

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DILATE

I get 100000 yen and so does my wife. What she doesn't know is that I'm going to spend some of mine of a big fat hooker I've had my eye on.
Can't wait to have her belly crush my face.
hbu?

Haven't stepped outs in over a month, I'll do it for the first time later today, I wonder how things are outside.
Haven't been here in a while, missed anything relevant?

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Back in the virus cagie

Do we have an updated graph?
I was hearing Unemployment had hit 22 millions.

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CIVIL WAR CONFIRMED

gubberment lockdown is literally tyranny get out your gun and shoot some cops and politicans to reclaims your freedumbs

Nothing to see here wagies

Go back to your cagies

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Okay I seriously want this to stop now guys, can you please undo this meme magic?
It was fun larping as a doomed and stuff but I want to go back to the gym now.

>unknown flag
under what circumstances does this happen?

Say some nice things about Israel on Twitter. Then the trumpbux will start coming through.

>Cases on the rise
>Deaths on the rise
>Opening up because 'everything is under control'

Uh shouldn't somebody tell Germany?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 710,272 (37,175) #2 Spain 190,839 (20,002) #3 Italy 172,434 (22,745) #4 France 147,969 (18,681) #5 Germany 141,397 (4,352) #6 United Kingdom 108,692 (14,576) #7 China 82,719 (4,632) #8 Iran 79,494 (4,958) #9 Turkey 78,546 (1,769) #10 Belgium 37,183 (5,453) #11 Russia 36,793 (313) #12 Brazil 34,221 (2,171) #13 Canada 31,927 (1,310) #14 Netherlands 30,449 (3,459) #15 Switzerland 27,078 (1,336) #16 Portugal 19,022 (657) #17 Austria 14,619 (431) #18 India 14,425 (488) #19 Ireland 13,980 (530) #20 Peru 13,489 (300) #21 Sweden 13,216 (1,400) #22 Israel 13,107 (158) #23 South Korea 10,653 (232) #24 Japan 9,787 (190) #25 Chile 9,252 (116) #26 Poland 8,563 (339) #27 Ecuador 8,450 (421) #28 Romania 8,067 (417) #29 Pakistan 7,481 (143) #30 Saudi Arabia 7,142 (87) #31 Denmark 7,073 (336) #32 Norway 6,992 (162) #33 Mexico 6,875 (546) #34 Australia 6,565 (69) #35 Czech Republic 6,553 (176)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +4,785 (+40) #2 Belgium +1,045 (+290) #3 Mexico +578 (+60) #4 Brazil +539 (+30) #5 United States +537 (+21) #6 Pakistan +456 (+8) #7 Ukraine +444 (+8) #8 Indonesia +325 (+15) #9 Bangladesh +306 (+9) #10 Philippines +209 (+10) #11 Panama +194 (+7) #12 Poland +184 (+7) #13 Israel +125 (+7) #14 Morocco +106 (+2) #15 Kuwait +93 (+1) #16 Argentina +89 (+6) #17 India +73 (+2) #18 Hungary +71 (+16) #19 Norway +55 (+1) #20 Malaysia +54 (+2) #21 Armenia +47 (+1) #22 Slovakia +40 (+2) #23 Sudan +33 (+4) #24 Australia +32 (+4) #25 Congo-Kinshasa +20 (+2) #26 South Korea +18 (+2) #27 Honduras +15 (+5) #28 Myanmar +6 (+1) #29 Czech Republic +4 (+3) #30 Switzerland (+9) #31 Romania (+6) #32 Singapore +942 #33 Oman +111 #34 Lithuania +90 #35 Estonia +53…

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When they post in international waters

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come on open up we gotta be like Sweden fight for our rights to wage

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Is this schizo logic or am I making sense?
>COVID targets obesity
>COVID leaves permanent lung damage
>"Recovered" patients lack the strength to work, exercise, or perform many physical tasks
>they get fat since sitting around eating and watching Netflix is about all they can do
>since COVID doesn't leave the body, they make themselves more susceptible
>eventually die

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It's all downhill from here

that's an ayyy just call it a spacenigger and filter

Shoop Xi’s daughter onto the girl’s face

Corona Chan did nothing wrong.

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No. I support any countries decision to end lockdowns.

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these people have lost their god damn mind

Government is buckeling under the demands of the lobbyists as usual, nothing to see here.
At least I can stay in my basement and watch the world burn.

>you are now breathing manually

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ugly people shouldn't be allowed this close to cute people

If the U.S. is going to open in phases, please close down state borders, I don't want any retards from Florida, Michigan, Louisiana, Kentucky, Ohio, Minnesota, Utah, and North Carolina coming to my state.

what sub is this?

No what you're saying is reasonable, but I would cut out that middle man
>COVID leaves permanent lung damage
>since COVID doesn't leave the body, they become more susceptible to each new "flare up" as it were
>eventually die
Fatties regardless are gonna die

>Corona Chan did nothing

top fucking kek
>pic related

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r/COVID19positive/

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webm related is more normal than you are

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oops wrong one
got b& just after posting that

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downhill for humanity that is

nice, CNS infection blossoming in that guy's nerves

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>I want to go back to the gym now.
Same

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This is Xi JinPing's daughter
Say something nice about her

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/Xi jinpings daughter/

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You guys remember the breathing manual memes in January? All that shit is coming true holy shit

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Please kill me
I have to go back to work and I have contact there with hundreds of people every day
And I believe that if I get Corona I will die
I don't want this please somebody kill that nigger Spahn please

Coof

Gainjin don't get money you baka

Look into Leronlimab

What is this utter retardation ?

giant nothing burger

Do you think you're some kind of champ? Do you think posting this makes you somehow intelligent or makes up for your lack of any additional insight into things that actually matter right now such as international solidarity and rhetorical wholesomeness? Who the fuck do you think you are, wasting your time here, peddling this juvenile, crass nonsense of yours? Rethink your entire stance, contemplate on the reality of your situation right now and then come back. Because this pathetic display of juvenile superficiality is as trifling and meaningless as your entire existence.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/Do you think you're some kind of champ/

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How do you sleep if you need to breathe manually?

CIVIL WAR IMMINENT, FEDERAL DECLERATION OF WAR AGAINST STATES SOON

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>day 29
Just the month long manual breathing hallucination having flu bro

targetedonc.com/view/leronlimab-continues-to-improve-health-in-patients-with-novel-coronavirus

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looks like central nervous system symptoms onset at different times
soon the "recovereds" are going to die in their sleep

wagies are totally fucked because almost nobody wears a mask.
my parents (country side)
>we are save because there is no virus here
ignored my warning that on infected food/oil truck driver is enough

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Sorry mum

are hookers still working?
are soaplands still open?
i miss japan,i miss having a tiny nip woman cleaning my ass

You either don’t sleep or you go to sleep and die.

justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr/train-operator-port-los-angeles-charged-derailing-locomotive-near-us-navy-s-hospital

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Funny because civil war is essentially society's equivalent to cytokine storms

More than likely all of the lolbergtarians kvetching about “muh rights” will shit their pants and surrender their weapons as soon as Mr Goldstein asks them to. There’ll be no civil war.

tell me bro, how bad is this?

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The Stacy nurses and Chad doctors are spreading this shit like wildfire in the hospitals

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I love you too, as a person, as a human being, as a friend. If a lot of people love each other, the world will be a better place to live. You are part of our family and we love you very much, as a friend. But you are sort of like our son too, and we will help you anytime.

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>the absolute STATE of Italy and Spain STILL
This is fucking NEVER going to end is it?
Also
>Germany getting 300 deaths yesterday
Yes, fuck you cunts
Also also
>literally any media outlet or person believing Chinese numbers
Fucking how?

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if the virus travels along the nerves from the lungs, straight into the brain, it will interfere with any brain activity, potentially
viral meningitis will be the least of the effects, it will fuck with all muscle activity

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I'm so torn on this happening
On one hand it's anxiety inducing that my mom & paternal grandpa might die from this (respectively 60 and 77 years old), I can't hang with my Yas Forumsack schizo friend, and my job might face a huge crash on the market
On the other, if nobody from my family is affected, if I get MorawieckiBux and shit doesn't hit the fan in general in PL, it might remain really comfy

please god i need this in my life

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Thanks Mr Shlomo Shekelsilvergoldrubyopaltopazsapphirediamondberg

So you die or you die? You can't stay awake forever.

Body like a fridge

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what happens? Is this really shill- repellent?