/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3289 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,259,001 (+10,138) ► Died: 154,390 (+245) ► Day: 100 (-17:11:31)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 8.4x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 4,240 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Vaccine would be first vaccine against coronaviruses
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Very high excess mortality in Switzerland, Belgium, Netherlands, Sweden
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Antibody tests not accurate, might detect common coronaviruses
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Novel coronavirus can survive high temperatures
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Very high excess mortality in Spain, France, Italy, UK
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>INFO
Virus doesn't show up on throat samples
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12% of deaths in Italy had no previous conditions
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Sky News reports virus might have escaped Chinese lab
youtu.be/CIHWaaJNktQ

22 year old patient dies in the US, after being denied testing
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17 year old without conditions dies in the US
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>REMINDER
US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
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21 million fewer cellphone users in China
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China denying virus tests to keep numbers down
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Nationwide shortages of reagents for testing in the US
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Spain buys Chinese rapid tests, only 30% work
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>LATEST
184 new cases and 7 new deaths in Poland
209 new cases and 10 new deaths in the Philippines
332 new cases in Japan, including 181 new cases in Tokyo
251 new cases and 8 new deaths in India
125 new cases and 7 new deaths in Israel
71 new cases and 16 new deaths in Hungary

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it's just a seasonal flu

>liver damage
>kidney damage
>brain damage
>heart damage
>testicular damage
>lung damage
>2nd kind of lung damage
>low 02 aspyhxiation
>ctyokine cascade
>permanently immuni-compromised
>no cured, no recovery
>keeps coming back until it kills you
>lays dormant like HIV
>asymptomatic transmission ('heathy' people spread it)
>inter-species transmission (live stock can get it)
>blood transmission (mosquitos can spread it)
>SARS-like mutations make vaccine a pipe dream
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SOME KIND OF CHAMP REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH INTERNATIONAL SOLIDARITY WE HAVE THEY DONT SHUT DOWN THE WET MARKETS OVER JUVENILE CRASS NONSENSE THIS IS THE START OF A TRIFLING AND MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE WE ARE ALL CONTEMPLATING ON THE REALITY OF OUR SITUATION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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If there's a lockdown how long would we expect it to take for a noticeable decline in new cases? i.e. how much inertia does corona have?

2 days? 5 days? 10 days?

bear in mind that the ~50% of transmissions are from asymptomatics and the virus has a 5-6 day incubation period

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listen faggots
in 3.5 months,
>>food poisoning kills 1.75 million
>>murder and war kills 1.458 million
>>car crashes kill 583,000
>>diarrhea kills 525,000
>>hiv/aids kills 290,000
>>hepatitis b kills 230,000
>>Niggers murder 175,000
>Measles kills 145,000
>>flu kills 73,000
>>Medical malpractice in the US claims 73k lives
>>coconuts kill 29,000
>>noro virus kills 15,000
>>falling off ladders kills 12,000
>>erectile dysfunction kills 5,800
>>DIY accidents kill 4,300
>>ebola kills 3,000
>>botched transsexual surgeries kill 145
>>lightning strikes kill 145 (double if it strikes twice)

smell something burger is cooking

Give back your Trudeaubux user

LET
US
WORK

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Is buying armor plates for the collapse smart and cringe or just cringe?

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You need about 80-90% of the population to abide by the lock down for about 2 months to bring the R0 below 1 (so, essential stuff running only and only as often as you need to). Then when the line has bottomed out, you then can open up with social distancing, masks and hand hygiene.

no its from chyna

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Always the worst posters without fail

As for when you notice a difference.

1 month you'll see the cases drop by quite a bit.

nothingburgers btfo
corona #1 soon

I play Tarkov so I know it's heckin important

We don't give a fuck either way. Just want things to crash and burn freedomfag.

burgerpunk

smart and based

#FAKE CRISIS
#BE LIKE SWEDEN

Where were you when Sweden became the model for alt-right?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 710,272 (37,175) #2 Spain 190,839 (20,002) #3 Italy 172,434 (22,745) #4 France 147,969 (18,681) #5 Germany 141,397 (4,352) #6 United Kingdom 108,692 (14,576) #7 China 82,719 (4,632) #8 Iran 79,494 (4,958) #9 Turkey 78,546 (1,769) #10 Russia 36,793 (313) #11 Belgium 36,138 (5,163) #12 Brazil 34,221 (2,171) #13 Canada 31,927 (1,310) #14 Netherlands 30,449 (3,459) #15 Switzerland 27,078 (1,327) #16 Portugal 19,022 (657) #17 Austria 14,595 (431) #18 India 14,425 (488) #19 Ireland 13,980 (530) #20 Peru 13,489 (300) #21 Sweden 13,216 (1,400) #22 Israel 13,107 (158) #23 South Korea 10,653 (232) #24 Japan 9,787 (190) #25 Chile 9,252 (116) #26 Poland 8,563 (339) #27 Ecuador 8,450 (421) #28 Romania 8,067 (411) #29 Pakistan 7,481 (143) #30 Saudi Arabia 7,142 (87) #31 Denmark 7,073 (336) #32 Norway 6,992 (162) #33 Mexico 6,875 (546) #34 Australia 6,560 (69) #35 Czech Republic 6,553 (176)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +4,785 (+40) #2 Mexico +578 (+60) #3 Brazil +539 (+30) #4 United States +537 (+21) #5 Pakistan +456 (+8) #6 Ukraine +444 (+8) #7 Philippines +209 (+10) #8 Panama +194 (+7) #9 Poland +184 (+7) #10 Israel +125 (+7) #11 Argentina +89 (+6) #12 India +73 (+2) #13 Hungary +71 (+16) #14 Norway +55 (+1) #15 Armenia +47 (+1) #16 Sudan +33 (+4) #17 Australia +27 (+4) #18 Congo-Kinshasa +20 (+2) #19 South Korea +18 (+2) #20 Honduras +15 (+5) #21 Myanmar +6 (+1) #22 Czech Republic +4 (+3) #23 Singapore +942 #24 Oman +111 #25 Lithuania +90 #26 Estonia +53 #27 Kazakhstan +45 #28 Uzbekistan +45 #29 Thailand +33 #30 Latvia +30 #31 Bolivia +28 #32 China +27 #33 Afghanistan +27 #34 Venezuela +23 #35 Cameroon +21…

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22y handsome virgin reporting in.


What hope do I have left of losing my virginity?
I live in rural Ireland and uni is closed.
I'm doomed.

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Why should I risk my health by going back to normal just so Mr. Shekelbergs portfolio looks better? I don't get it.

if you're 22, handsome, and still a virgin desu patty just throw in the towel because it's probably your autism slowing your game, and that shit's for life

Feels good being the best
(coof)

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:^))

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handsome like Elliot Rodger huh?

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>Dead: 157,463
lol, still only 157,463.
How many days has it been stuck at 157,463? Four days? Five days?

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C-C-C-Corona is still a thing right? Stores about to reopen, they cannot be serious? I was promised a happening?? My fantasies of being a Stalker Scavenger Protagonist like in one of the games I use to distract me from my miserable garbage life will come true, wont they? Hold me brahs...

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>22
>virgin
>amine fag

Checks out.

WHAT ARE MURRIKANS DOING?

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weird projection but ok

This is a map of flights taken by citizens out of wuhan during the chinese new year if anyone was curious to see what that looked like and why china is still responsible for infecting the entire fucking planet and nobody else

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cleaning my guns, what do you want, dad. i already told you i didnt drink your tea

AAAAAAAA A.


I was so lucky that girls approached me but I took it for granted and ignored them.

I'm not a weeb.

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user please dont ruin my hope as well