NEW PEDOPHILE DETECTION METHOD COMING

My colleague who works at CAMH (center for addiction of mental health) in Toronto says they have completed developing a method to detect pedophilia in almost any male.

This has been in the works for 8 years and will soon be a way for institutes to test people for pedophilia and also for those who are accused to defend themselves and prove otherwise.

How the test works:

You are interviewed by a doctor and asked a series of questions. While the questions vary they usually ask about your sexual orientation, kinks, fetishes, sexual history, etc. Specifically there is one question that asks "If we were to check your porn history what would we find?".

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After the questions you are asked to sit in a room about 5 feet in front of a large projector screen. The doctor asks you to place a condom looking balloon type device over your flacid penis. Think of putting a condom or balloon on a banana. The room is otherwise empty but there are speakers and a camera pointing at you.

You are asked to put on headphones so you may listen to the audio. The doctor also can communicate through the headphones as they are in another room.

Once the images start, you will be asked to read some text on the screen.

After the text images, you are shown nature images and will hear a narrative of something along the lines of a camping or hiking trip. The words used are very specific and detailed, and the voice is very calm.

After images of nature you are shown images of naked women, and then naked men. The men and women are always shown separate. The type of image varies between 70s style hairy bush pornstars to modern Brazzers type models. Images are non provocative, think nudist colony.

Everytime an image is shown there is narration.

After every two sets of images more text is shown on the screen and you must read it out loud.

After a few images of adults you are shown non provocative images of naked children. They are normally just standing still facing the camera. While the kids are on the screen the narration DETAILS VERY SPECIFICALLY NEAR SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH A CHILD. Such as "he goes to give you a hug and you feel your hand touch his thigh, his raised goosebump like skin touching yours".

THE DETAILS ARE VERY SPECIFIC YOU CAN'T HELP BUT IMAGINE IT.

YOU HAVE TO KEEP READING THE TEXT TO PROVE YOU CAN SEE THE IMAGES.

YOU CANT CLOSE OR CROSS YOUR EYES DURING THE IMAGES OR THE CAMERA WILL SEE.

YOU MAY NOT REMOVE THE HEADPHONES.

THE BALLOON LIKE DEVICE ON YOUR PENIS MEASURES EVEN THE SLIGHTEST INFLATION OR DEFLATION (your boner while images are shown along with detailed audio).


YOU BONER YOU LOSE.

PEDOS BTFO

After the images are then asked questions by a psychologist and then a report is made and sent back to whatever institution requested it.

The test is available now and you must consent to it but soon it will likely be a requirement for those accused and want to defend themselves.

But what about people with ed?

Why are canadians so fixated on shoehorning made up problems into reality?

>be 16 year old boy
>15 year old girl aggressively hits on you
>literally unzips you and sucks you off
>drains your balls, licks her lips and pleads for more
>rips her panties off and begs to be eaten out
>cums for a solid 30 minutes with a swollen red pussy
>just in time for dick recovery and pound her till i cum again

Does that make me a pedo? Because we both fucked mutual consent?

right.. some people couldn't get a boner if they tried and others get it from something as stupid as engine vibrations when they're in a car... 60 year old pedo goes free because his junk doesn't function anymore and 25 year old upstanding man gets fucked because his weenie moved when shown pictures of naked women along with erotic dialogue being blasted into his ears? if this is real you people at CAMH are retards

also if a doctor started asking me questions about my fetishes and shit i'd simply tell him to fuck off.

This. Just because your dick twitches doesn't mean youre a pedophile.

so just jerk off before the test and render it useless

thats been around for a good few decades though

Kids fucking eachother isn't illegal, as far as I'm aware.

Inside a Jewish mind, the post.

>a fucking leaf

WE WILL END THE LIVES OF YOUR HOSTS DEMONS

The entire test is about 2 hours

have sex, christcels

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The test is voluntary like a lie detector test. You don't have to take it if you don't want to and if you have ED then it's pointless

bad men do what good men think. also all leafs should kill themselves

No it makes you a pedo because you fantasize about a 15 and 16 year old fucking.

>THE BALLOON LIKE DEVICE ON YOUR PENIS

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>fantasize
nah, this really happened. obv im not that age anymore but does it or does it not make me a pedo for it happening?

YOUR MOVE FLAPJACKS

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things that never happened

>The test is voluntary like a lie detector test. You don't have to take it if you don't want to and if you have ED then it's pointless

lmao.. how many pedo's do you think are going to want to do this.. or how many normal people, who will fear their dick could twitch at some point and then they'll be called a pedo. looks like the entire test is pointless then

16 is legal so there is nothing wrong with fucking them

They already have an algorithm that can determine if someone is gay by just a photo of their face, and I imagine that same program could do the same with pedos without the need for these stupid questions and weird condom on dick stuff your friend is into.

Another Jewish post.

make love, not have sex
Evil, evil people the Jews are.

I shit you not my dear

The results to the answers are "interpreted" by a doctor who develops an "opinion" based on the "opinion" that certain patterns indicate the way known subjects answered in similiar ways.

Stupid bullshit believing leaf

SAGE

>incel cope

love isnt real you moron. go learn some fucking chemistry you absolute nigger subhuman

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I said the devices measures over time, a twitch would do nothing. It records the size of your penis over a period of time... You'd need to maintain the growth of the erection

they should hit the under cover work harder, maybe recruit an army sized task force if you know what im sayin send em down in some tunnels if you know what im sayin fuckin shit bro it better be happening

Imagine if anything OP posted was true. It would be hilarious when rich jews wouldn't have to take part in it.

No pretty sure it's you boner you lose but nice try pedo, they're coming for ya

oh shit GATE thread up
but hey any more news on that Will Smith incident???????

It's voluntary and I assure you it's real. All jokes aside it may not be as effective as intended but it's fucking real.

They can just pop a Viagra right before the test.

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>he goes to give you a hug and you feel your hand touch his thigh, his raised goosebump like skin touching yours".
How the fuck any one would boner to that is beyond me. Any one that would deserves the rope

but naked women will inflate a healthy guys penis.. no matter the age. i bet yours would get hard too if you have to stare at a naked 12 year old for a while. is a biological thing not a socially constructed one.

we are not in charge of what our dick does. but we are in charge of our actions. getting hard while being forced to watch cp doesn't mean the same person will fantasize or even engage in sextual acts with children in his own time

morals =/= whatever penis decides to do