/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3287 - Fuck Lockdowns Edition

From last bread

>>>>>>
Flatten the curve

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Shit ! Epstein still alive. ....

I miss these days of /cvg/

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pvp = player vs player
people fighting each other for food and shiet

Riots and shit.

that is very funny but also watch your fucking mouth

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Half a month till the lockdown ends
One month later the lockdown comes back because coofers are dying in the streets

Infinite amount. The elite does not want no goyim shitting up their holiday resorts and precious restaurants. They want to keep us like cattle, just stay in our pen and do labour. Wrlcome to the NWO.

Stop leaving your gloves in the parking lot.

Please, and thank you.

>THIS IS TOTALLY REAL GUIZE!!!!! JEWS DON'T BENEFIT FROM THIS GAY-OP ONE BIT!!!!!

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yes or no?

will she catch corona, that is.

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threadly reminder that the rabbit hole goes MUCH deeper than one measly AIDS vaccine prototype gone wrong
and to think, Yas Forums used to be the world's premier OSINT group

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Florida deserves whats coming to it.

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Anyone else getting power outages?
Lost power in my town and there are no storms or anything

What kind of retard finds 4chins and doesn’t know what pvp means?

>americans willing to protest for slavie wagie
>won’t protest their physical replacement and generational loss of wealth

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Checked
Thanks bruvs

INDEED
HAN MASTERLACE

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>order some boneless chicken wings and fries
>takes two hours to get my orders
>delivery guy tells me he gave my order to someone else but that what he's giving me has the same thing but more
>say okay
>get inside
>burger
>a few wings
>french fries
>and the package I assume has what I actually ordered
>open it
>not what I ordered
>almost lose my shit and ask for a refund
>look again
>it's a fuckmassive chicken poutine
>this dude brought me something worth about twice what I ordered
>there's so much I can't finish it and have to throw away some

So /cvg/, how's your night going?

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i want Shadman™ to also draw Corona-chan raping the world btw

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that’s right freedom means going to shitty all in hotels in tenerife this wumao proxy gets it

I think they will wait for round 2 quarantine till mid July.
Right when the 4th of July symptomatic cases start showing up

>INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE
washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm??noredirect=on
archive.org/details/IndustrialSocietyAndItsFuture-TheUnabombersManifesto

>TECHNOLOGICAL SLAVERY
archive.org/details/tk-Technological-Slavery/page/n1

>ANTI-TECH REVOLUTION: WHY AND HOW
archive.org/details/KaczynskiAntiTechRevolutionWhyAndHow_201803

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It must suck losing the mandate of heaven and being lower status than niggers. Poor Chinks well it's not like they are the true descendants of China anyway just a bunch of rape babies NPC's the world will be better without them.

The lobotomy worked.

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yeah, its almost like the government knew and is intentionally fucking us over, post about all the ceos of major coporations that shut down and then tell me that depopulation has nothing to do with an NWO agenda and then repeatedly insist that this is a jewish operation

archive.org/details/JacquesEllulTheTechnologicalSociety

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EPSTEIN DEATH WAS SUICIDE NOTHING MORE

Of course they benefitted. In the u.s they never let a disaster go to waste, so why would be any different now. The pandemic is real, Jewish greed is real

>americans willing to protest for slavie wagie
>slavie
That's your answer.
Slaves have an enslaved mindset.

I'd let her fuck me

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poutine is shitty carbonade simple as

>Why The Technological System will Destroy Itself
archive.org/details/theodore_kaczynski_why_the_technological_system_will_destroy_itself-3/page/n2/mode/2up

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burn more 5G masts, please dutchman

> tattoos
hard pass

please spark a civil war
please spark a civil war

Hello, BASED department?

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DONT you have a fridge for leftovers?

This is what Corona-chan does to your lungs.

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You need to liberate your state.

I know what it means, I just didn't know how it was related to coronachan, no hate ameribro

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The jewish must be dealt with.

>56%

listen here you frog necked nigger monkey: the virtue of the cowboy was rewarded with oil

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Shadshit. His lolis were the only thing barely ok.

Poutine does NOT reheat well, trust me. What could be saved was saved.

I don't think you know what poutine is.

threadly reminder that Wuhan is biotech central for China, and deeply involved in supporting their conquest of Africa

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Just woke up to the sun shining
It's a strange kind of night

where tf is Gary with his death update

How are they going to cover that up for 2 entire months?

You forgot the man made news from science nobel laureate who discovered HIV genome. How much did they pay you to remove it ? OP confirmed hired damage controller

holy fucking based
> She also does this to our brain as well

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What. The. Fuck /cvg/. I was promised societal and economic collapse, bodies in the streets, riots, looters, coofing boomers, gunshots, explosions, nuclear meltdowns, zombies, wars, famine, a run on the banks, no water, no food, no medicine, free trips to the FEMA death camps, locusts, volcanoes, hurricanes, tornadoes, glassing china, sudden fucking heart attacks, airborne aids, the destruction of Africa, India and the third world, a deadly mutation in Brazilian monkeys, the breakdown of globalization, government collapse, dead Hollywood pedophiles, an alien invasion, big happenings on march 15th, the return of the dinosaurs, the rise of a virus cult, the evaporation of the worlds oceans and even a fucking meteor strike. But no. I don't see a single one of these things. This is the most boring happening in the history of happenings. Look at the plague, small pox, etc, there are a thousand different diseases that have been far worse than this. Wake me up when there's 250 million dead.

>TL;DR: /cvg/ lied, not many died

listen faggots
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
Total nothing burger

I could not imagine being a women, going to the gym for years and getting almost no gains above the hips.

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SAVE The curds and some fries then

source: Some nigger of Facebook

And that's a good thing.

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That's from April 16. Today is April 18. How much do they pay you to be so new that you don't know links rotate all the time?

Corona is helping Earth-chan, user, it's mankind that's getting fucked
clear waters, less pollution in the air, colder climate from less CO2, wildlife invading cities: it's basically Earth-chan cooming all over the human industrial complex

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>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
How?

Cool pic, but it doesn't work like that.

They created and engineered current corona hoax, 5g chemtrail covid syndrome.

So just please repair your pic attached.

Sincerely

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so schizos, why are the hospitals still empty if people are still packing grocery stores?

>just two more weeks
>any week now, you'll see!

enjoy your box

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>THIS CRISIS IS TOTALLY REAL GUIZE, AND A COUPLE OF SANDNIGGERS TOTALLY PULLED OF 9/11 WITH NO HELP!!!!!

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Me too

get, and we still have a happening, next get decides what it will be

>Total nothing burger
Pic related

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oh yes
i forgot Earth-chan being an absolutely murderous cunt.

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fuck off back to Yas Forums you will never sell your bags FANG fag should have bought gold.

Testicular damage in blacks

>Press delete

No more curve

Who would fuck that, it would go fucking bonkers on birth control and crush your skull for fun. That monster could break me half, why would I feel anything but a desire to grab a gun.

Ecuador doesn't have 5g

Niggers have a mutation that makes them very vulnerable to this virus due to decreased zinc uptake. I would not be surprised if this is the nigger killer we've all been waiting for, and Africa will be literally decimated.

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Tell news not to report it.
Censor youtube and twitter(already in place)
ask zuckerboy to do the same.
Once we get around the 6 million cases mark and everyone knows someone irl who has it people will then beg for a quarantine.

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its fries with sauce and cheese basicly carbonade but without the meat the sauce even looks the part

>believing chinks

I know user, I know.

But a man can dream!

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Nah mid June after memorial day. We won't be able to wait until July. It's going to be a shoah.

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Anal and she sneezes, instant circumcision

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MASS GRAVES, user? I PERSONALLY WITNESSED THE COVID-COASTER! OVER SIZ GORILLION DIABETIC BOOMERS, NEVER FORGET!

search "sudden death" funny how people just suddenly are just dropping dead here and there.

That's the thing, if you put a poutine in the fridge and then try to reheat it, you get one of two results:

1. A dry mound of inedible bullshit.

2. A slimy mound of slop

Add the chicken which was mixed in and it would have been a health hazard.

Its the most important development last month and its not even in the reminders, nobody talks about it. God job guys !

waste of food baka desu.

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You might as well say sushi and baked salmon with rice are the same thing.

Get fucked cunt, I'm getting my coronabux and gonna sit on my ass and hit bongs whilst I watch America destroy itself

it goes much deeper. we deus ex nao

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Ban assault thighs

LIBERATION OR DEATH

Yeah, crazy! It's almost like 160,000 people die every single day all over the world!

50+% of deaths are literally in nursing homes

Chonk chink

Amen, brother
HH

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well they’re

probably death

kys, oh wait you already are by protesting.

checked

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Can you imagine the spike one week after quarantine ends and these dumbfucks all flock in record numbers to movies, beaches, restaurants, etc?
I'll be staying in except maybe for some golf.

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two of the four authors work for Wuhan National Laboratory for optoelectronics, doing the exact same kind of work as Lieber and his group

OPEN CALIFORNIA NOW

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The Navy’s testing of the entire 4,800-member crew of the aircraft carrier - which is about 94% complete - was an extraordinary move in a headline-grabbing case that has already led to the firing of the carrier’s captain and the resignation of the Navy’s top civilian official. Roughly 60 percent of the over 600 sailors who tested positive so far have not shown symptoms of COVID-19,

>not even in the reminders
except it is, but there are many other reminders, it will show up eventually

also it was up all day during the 17th, everybody knows about it already

The guy's a nutcase and his theory is gibberish
zenodo.org/record/3724003#.Xpqm_plS8uX

you are a faggot ass pussy and you should kys because you don't deserve to live.

i am in firm belief that both good and bad people will unironically enjoy a world without blacks.

Stay mad bootlickers. I'll be enjoying my freedom while you hide from the fake news flu.

KJV version
2 Chronicles 7
13 Whenever I hold back the rain or send locusts to eat up the crops or send an epidemic on my people, 14 if they pray to me and repent and turn away from the evil they have been doing, then I will hear them in heaven, forgive their sins, and make their land prosperous again

>EEEEEIIIIIINF EEEEEEEIIIIIIINNNNF

Do you think you're some kind of champ? Do you think posting this makes you somehow intelligent or makes up for your lack of any additional insight into things that actually matter right now such as international solidarity and rhetorical wholesomeness? Who the fuck do you think you are, wasting your time here, peddling this juvenile, crass nonsense of yours? Rethink your entire stance, contemplate on the reality of your situation right now and then come back. Because this pathetic display of juvenile superficiality is as trifling and meaningless as your entire existence.

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>why are the hospitals empty
Most of the counties in my state still have

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