/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3286 - CCP Virus Editions

is that lady gaga?

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Well a new doodle

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You're just jealous of all his attention.

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>PVP HAS BEEN ENABLED
Post yfw

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Corona Chan is the happening we need, but don't deserve.

Rare footage of Corona Chan just'a'flu-ing the planet.
youtube.com/watch?v=gQaafNForNs&feature=youtu.be&t=304

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You the drawfag who made this? It's pretty dam good, if so.

from a yellow to a brown shithole

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> still more than 30% deaths to less than 70% recovered outside Red China

> nothingburgeretards will still ignore this

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/r/ the pic of giga chad saying we should put chinese nationals in camps "economy?" please and thank you

Will this cause an extinction?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 710,021 (37,158) #2 Spain 190,839 (20,002) #3 Italy 172,434 (22,745) #4 France 147,969 (18,681) #5 Germany 141,397 (4,352) #6 United Kingdom 108,692 (14,576) #7 China 82,719 (4,632) #8 Iran 79,494 (4,958) #9 Turkey 78,546 (1,769) #10 Belgium 36,138 (5,163) #11 Brazil 34,221 (2,171) #12 Russia 32,008 (273) #13 Canada 31,927 (1,310) #14 Netherlands 30,449 (3,459) #15 Switzerland 27,078 (1,327) #16 Portugal 19,022 (657) #17 Austria 14,595 (431) #18 India 14,352 (486) #19 Ireland 13,980 (530) #20 Peru 13,489 (300) #21 Sweden 13,216 (1,400) #22 Israel 12,982 (151) #23 South Korea 10,653 (232) #24 Japan 9,787 (190) #25 Chile 9,252 (116) #26 Ecuador 8,450 (421) #27 Poland 8,379 (332) #28 Romania 8,067 (411) #29 Saudi Arabia 7,142 (87) #30 Denmark 7,073 (336) #31 Pakistan 7,025 (135) #32 Norway 6,937 (161) #33 Mexico 6,875 (546) #34 Australia 6,560 (67) #35 Czech Republic 6,549 (173)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +578 (+60) #2 Brazil +539 (+30) #3 United States +286 (+4) #4 Panama +194 (+7) #5 Argentina +89 (+6) #6 India +73 (+2) #7 Sudan +33 (+4) #8 Australia +27 (+2) #9 South Korea +18 (+2) #10 Honduras +15 (+5) #11 Myanmar +6 (+1) #12 Bolivia +28 #13 China +27 #14 Venezuela +23 #15 Cameroon +21 #16 Jamaica +20 #17 Bulgaria +19 #18 Kyrgyzstan +17 #19 New Zealand +13 #20 El Salvador +13 #21 Uruguay +6 #22 Paraguay +3 #23 Eswatini +1…

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Yes, thanks for blessing my post with that get. My stupid goal is to get the OP to include one of my doodles.

I'll admit to being a bit of a doomer, I really enjoy a good happening. But the reality of this happening is so fucking boring I just want it to go away now.

> free4all pvp but irl

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Yeah but they are monkeys

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only pussies use ranged builds, join the meele

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Coronavirus is majority targeting non-whites in white countries. This is proof God is real and is evoking the Holy Order to execute all non-whites.

Can an user post some graphic piles of Corona Chan induced bodies etc? A pic, preferably with dead bodies / despair / shit clearly being out of control?

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slowed hardly equals stopped try again next time

Of the chinks?
Yes, they didn't exect the side effect to be being nuked by everyone who has nukes, even themselves.

>slavs

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i like this daemonic aura

what weird ass fetish do you have

ima updoot the fuck out of this. dont let your memes be dreams. keep practicing, user

Doubt it. If they can find a cure this quick it just means shlomo was lying about not having a vaccine for the other coronaviruses. Although I would want a cure, I also want clown world to crash and burn. So far it seems like the latter will be more realistic

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You should have seen some of my earlier stuff.

9/11 was an inside job between the cia and Joomers

Covid-19 was an inside job in china

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what are the patch updates? knife damage should be toned down 15 percent its too OP for concealment and silence.

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>August 2019
>tired of China's bullshit
>curse the CCP
>world opinion starts turning on them
>people boycotting it left and right
>but world leaders refuse to budge
>October 2019
>suddenly and inexplicably get super sick
>nearly shit my life out
>recover
>November 2019
>Wuhan Fever appears
>since then it's done nothing but fuck up China
>also fucking up the globalists who are enabling it
>mfw

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i just wanna get a haircut bros

I want it to end so badly

give me some uplifting news to have some hope on

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basically

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this virus is pretty gay.
maybe it will more and only kill faggots
only spread by buttfucking

> meelee
this bad boy will protect my probably diabetic fatass from any chimping flipoids out there

chinks were always here touching shit whats one more

uplifting news is you can cut your own hair very easily!

>pvp enabled
Time to cheeki breeki

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Imagine not knowing how to cut your own hair.

Want to edit the pic, not fap to it kek.

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*forgot pic

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Came to the wrong place for uplifting news fren. Best thing to do is to adapt and realize the more tied to modern life you are, the harder you'll fall.

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Sure... You don't have to justify yourself to us user, half the people here have probably nutted to weirder shit.

the skin head should be back in style by now

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Why not oral?

Mr. Freeman?

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I trim the sides on my mullet myself. its not that hard dawg

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Why are Americans happy to go to war in some irrelevant foreign shithole if their government tells them to but they consider it to be tyranny if their government tells them to stay inside for a couple months?

I prefer the stubbled head style

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i don't have anymore pics similar to this though :-\

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cognitive dissonance

let me answer your question with a question, mr rare flag
how much oil ya got

does anyone have the list of name for the virus?
this list had Kung Flu and one that was like
>Chinky Chong something something
please thank you yes i am a faggot

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The only reason to war is if its nationalism we are doing it for so we grow bigger and economically stronger

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Because men like fucking shit up especially if it's for a semi-decent cause?

Because an A-10 evaporating an afghani family doesnt impact their daily lives.
Forcing them to stay inside does and then they get mad

Getting a haircut is one of the few things I will get done before shit gets locked down again

>Wu Flu
>Monarch
>Kung Flu
>Justa Flu
>WHO Flu
>Gook Flu
>Chinobyl
>WuHu Flu
>Wumonia
>Chinkpox
>Coofit-19
>COVID-19
>Holocough
>Boomerpox
>Red Plague
>Niggerlung
>Chinkenpox
>Yellow Lung
>Canton Coof
>Xi Jinplague
>Coronachan
>Wu-Tang Flu
>Flu Man Chu
>Nothingburger
>Flu-Tang Clan
>Boomer Remover
>Geezer Wheezer
>Airborne AIDS
>Bat-Man Virus
>Winnie the Flu
>Bat Soup Croup
>Lung Pao Sicken
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Wubonic Plague
>Hong Kong Fluey
>Shanghai Shivers
>ChinAIDS/ChAIDS
>Chink Flying AIDS
>Pangolin Pandemic
>Wuhan Coronavirus
>Mandate of Heaving
>The Shaolin Sneeze
>Wet Market Surprise
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Communist Lung Herpes
This is from march 22nd, idk if anyone else has the updated list

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This is Xi JinPing's daughter
Say something nice about her

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>Being a superficial faggot

frequent

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fuck chinks

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DERET THIS NOW LAOWAI

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Patriotic niggercattle want to get back on their hamster wheels asap

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> jinping's daughter
fake & gay