Where does one get an IQ test?

I've heard something about Stanford Binet test but where do I take it? You hear about people taking IQ tests but like where lol

The test store, dumbass

>jewgle recaptcha bullshit wants me to identify crosswalks
>jewgle thinks SNAPs are crosswalks
Prepare for driverless cars to stop in the middle of the highway and cause accidents because they can't differentiate white lines at intersections from noise-makers designed to wake up passed-out drunks before they plow into a guardrail

a neuro psychiatrist

IQ test center, nigga

As opposed to a foot psychiatrist.

My only question is why chimneys are included in the captchas. Is google programming Santa?

Hypatia
Roger Bacon
Pietro d' Abano
Cecco d' Ascoli
Michael Servetus

Pol Pot...

Self preservation.

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Delivery drones
Another point on those fucking captchas:
What exactly do they define "chimneys" as? There are a lot of protruding elements on roofs. They want confirmation of what "chimneys" are but not satellite dishes or cable antennas?
How about the shotgun I'll use to blow them out of my private airspace?
It's retarded, and the fact that I need to fill out 2-3 subsequent forms of this shit is triple-retarded.

If you have to ask then your going to be disapointed in the results.

Nah it's santa

Isnt that next to IQ r US which is just down from IQ superstore?
In the IQ district.

daily reminder that if your IQ isn't at least 140, then you aren't smart enough to lie on the internet about the results of an arbitrary test that objectively doesn't matter.

psychologists
if they offer you pattern recognition for IQ testing, tell them they're retarded.

Don't. Just map your typical standardized test score to IQs from stats.

Probably, we can guess. Did you go to a top undergraduate university without minority or political status? 150+.
Did you only earn admission to second-tier places like lesser Ivies and comparable? 120+
Did you earn admission to a top-100 graduate school?145+
Is any direct market-value degree a big challenge for you to work for? 110-115

Discipline still matters, even if you are 140+. Your body functions optimally on the right sleep, study schedule, physical exercises, ... Real conflicts involve things like political power, weapons, ... important to keep it real.
The best thing you can do to improve our life is to work on these exercises, however smart you are. And things can go badly if you do unhealthy things.
It is about what work you can do.

Compound interest is stronger than you.

the IQ store

in the worthless shit isle at Walmart

Look at your paycheck. If its anything over $4000 gross pay, you're a smart person.

This
1, just fucking look it up.
2, I've never taken an "intelligence" test outside of the ASVAB, and I got a 92 even when I was stoned out of my gizzards. Can't imagine what the other tards got.
We all know Saint Nick doesn't go out on his own, he uses his slave elfs to deliver the presents while he gets fat off the cookies.

Something about casting pearls before swine

The IQery
T.G.I.Q.
CostIQers
WaIQmart
McIQs
IQ King
IQy's
IQ's Jr.
IQ Queen
WaldenIQs

thank you love you

Very pretty picture. What's this kind of photography called?

Mensa test

It's called "shit in the desert that (L)east coasters think is unique and cool"

it;s called road runner chic