>glad you guys are having a good time tonight!
>for this next event, I'm gonna need all the aussies and jannies to step out of the room
>this part is for Americans and anons only :)
American announcement
Wyatt Richardson
Jonathan Lewis
Magnificent
Michael Reed
Jackson Perez
Christian Williams
Reporting in sir!
Luke Rodriguez
I'm not late, am I chief?
Tyler Johnson
Wow glad you fellas could make it! This is just too good to be true! I guess all there is to do now is wait a bit longer on those other guys. And could somebody keep an eye on the door? Heard it through the grapevine that aussies and jannies were thinking of showing up to spoil our fun
Colton Flores
No Janny shall get passed me, promise.
Bentley Edwards
On board...
Lincoln Perry
Jannies and glowniggers lick airplane toilet seats.
What sort of happenings are about to happen fren?
Caleb James
Evening gents.
Connor Adams
Cheers lads
Sebastian Morgan
GET EM OUTTA HERE
Nolan Hill
What a beautiful evening. Thank you for gathering us here tonight. Another round of drinks, please, if you dont mind
Josiah Perez
hey guys whats...... oh wait... this bar is full of fat dumb fucks, nah fuck this i'm out
Jaxon Kelly
everyone please hold your applause until after the announcement
Jaxson Anderson
Consider my interest peaked, good sir!
Jaxson Taylor
Nothing makes me happier than seeing so many familiar faces all under one roof! As soon as David finishes putting the hurt on that janny he caught out back, we will begin the festivities! Please, make yourselves comfy
Gabriel Harris
Just stepping in to see what all the ruckus around the water cooler concerns.
Ayden Johnson
Hors d'oeuvres and libations are over there, near the dolphin fountain. Enjoy!
Jack Flores
Based Department here, waiting to hear the announcement!
Carson Scott
Go on.
Evan Peterson
FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK JUICE
Parker Cooper
The pufta bar is a few blocks down, dont let the door smack your ass on the way out!
Michael Lee
I hope no one’s disturbed by the smoke from my premium cannabis cigar
Julian Perez
Im waiting sir.
Thomas Russell
Ahem...
Andrew Ross
I know you anons came out here tonight to have fun and laugh, not cry. So I'm going to make this part as quick and painless as possible, because I just want to see you all smile. Now I've spoken to you all privately about this, and I know you've spoken to one another, and-
>woman begins to break into tears
No mama, please. This is a celebratory occasion. Please... I need you to be strong
>a somber air fills the room as I take a long pause followed by a long breath
Look, guys, we all know what's happening to me. We know the degeneration kills that light inside me a little more each year. There's not much time left for me. So rather than point fingers or wallow in regrets, how about I leave you guys with a little optimism, before I spare you guys the years of watching this get worse? We're gonna make this party go off with a bang, with this first and only performance of this new song. I hope you guys are ready to live tonight! Here we go! Ahem...Fuuuuuuuuu
CK NIGGERS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK AUSSIES AND LEAFS
FUCK BEANERS
FUCK WOMEN
FUCK TRANNIES AND CHINKS
FUCK WOPS
FUCK THOTS
FUCK MUTTS
FUCK KRAUTS
FUCK EVERYONE WHO ISN'T FULLY WHIIIIIITE!
AND FUCK KIKES!
THANK YOU, GOODNIGHT!
Easton Richardson
based
Bentley Hughes
James Hughes
Well done! Bravo!
Mason James
>FUCK EVERYONE WHO ISN'T FULLY WHIIIIIITE!
not based
Kayden Russell
Eheh. Very base
Joshua Richardson
>his optimism: restored
Based.
Asher Clark
I might cry...
Jackson Watson
Hello based department? I think I found one.
Chase Wright
wow did not expect this kind of blatant racism, disappointed
Charles Ramirez
That was beautiful. There is no more need for tears.
Connor Butler
Dominic Robinson
mind if I join in guys?
Andrew Bennett
fuck off leaf
Bentley Young
Too late.
Sorry.
Eli Ramirez
Out with you at once! This is a private club!
Easton Martin
I glad to see that I`m welcome, you americans aren`t that bad.