/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3285 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,250,757 (+1,894) ► Died: 154,262 (+117) ► Day: 100 (-21:57:02)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 8.4x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 4,208 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Very high excess mortality in Switzerland, Belgium, Netherlands, Sweden
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Very high excess mortality in Spain, France, Italy, UK
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Antibody tests not accurate, might detect common coronaviruses
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Vaccine would be first vaccine against coronaviruses
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China says only 3% of Wuhan developed immunity
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>INFO
Virus can go undetected while reproducing more than SARS
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Virus doesn't show up on throat samples
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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24 year old patient dies in the US
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27 year old without conditions dies in China
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>REMINDER
"We have entered a recession as bad or worse than 2009", IMF director
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China figures don't add up, likely simulated
archive.is/gzUVo

China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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NYC official says deaths at home have multiplied by 10
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According to CCP, the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
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>LATEST
01:00: 15 new deaths in Washington, USA
00:42: 89 new cases and 7 new deaths in Argentina
00:05: 578 new cases and 60 new deaths in Mexico
23:11: 272 new cases and 20 new deaths in California
23:00: 238 new cases and 18 new deaths in Georgia, USA
22:30: 634 new cases and 40 new deaths in Florida

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twitter.com/KTLA/status/1251259183820795904
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youtube.com/watch?v=uzXHwYrkqtk
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youtube.com/watch?v=huWZkTMJmhI
youtu.be/_scQ97B97uY?t=2044
youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=670
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youtu.be/lGC5sGdz4kg?t=585
youtube.com/watch?v=VK0Wtjh3HVA
youtube.com/watch?v=1kOthv-6Qr8
youtu.be/wMN-4sGZynE?t=1537
youtu.be/-FKUI4iyTfc?t=806
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.10.20060699v1.full.pdf
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gary is a nig

>Dead: 157,463
lol, still only 157,463.
How many days has it been stuck at 157,463? Four days? Five days?

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Epidemic over, we can all go out!

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My asshole is the size of a mason jar. is that a symptom?

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>american healthcare

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Remember, you are important! So don't give up! We'll make it through this!

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bwahahaha beat him.

twitter.com/KTLA/status/1251259183820795904

Looks like LA is gonna blow up bros

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I hope my fellow Leafs got their PAL, because it's too late now

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the Internet itself will give up, before any of us anonymous niggers now online.

How many rounds does it hold?

REMINDER:

THERE HAVE BEEN ZERO (0) STUDIES PROVING THAT HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE DOES *ANYTHING* TO HELP WITH CORONAVIRUS.

THERE IS ONE STUDY PROVING THAT HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE *DOESN'T* WORK.

YOU GOT TROLLED AND RAOULT IS A FRAUD.

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The Game Coming Apart and
"Awakening the Sleeping Giant"
youtu.be/ob2wA_h9m0Q

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>"The virus is not true. I mean, it's true, but it's not like a pandemic. We think it's New World Order trying to take over," Becky Walker Fagernes said. "I’m not gonna wear a mask. I’m not gonna be a sheep."

Holy shit it is a stressful job. They can take 30 fucking seconds to make a shitty video and then get back to work.
You idiots act like nurses are robots

No excess mortality over the norm of average in the US meaning the deaths were going to happen anyway regardless of a pandemic.

Weak

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Anyone know where I can find the uncensored nudes if Xi's daughter? Also fuck china, fuck the chink flu, I hope they get nuked

So, what in tarnation is happening here?

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Good, I don't want you giving up!

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5, officer. I would never take a punch and a mallet to my magazines, that's ridiculous.

PVP HAS BEEN ENABLED

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I suppose it was only a matter of time before they took over.

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lol bro this is borderline inflation porn

>tfw poor and nofunz fag so I have to rely on a four winds shotgun

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Drawfag if you are here please draw coronachan as the joker and the others like diarrhea bacteria, keep the pepe or put him a hazmat suit.
ty

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I am a little jelly that you guys get the forbidden imports

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I can call police in canada and you go to prison for racism if you ask this delete your post and stop now

Open world or in certain areas? Got a new build wanting to try out.

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Is Gary actually Bill?

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Why do you lie to people?

that is the opposite of the definition of excess mortality
You think someones making a list of the number of people killing themselves because of coronavirus fear or getting laid off because of coronavirus outbreak?
Shut the fuck up and stop making my flag look bad

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NEW YORK, THE EPICENTER OF CORONA! MEANWHILE...
EMPTY HOSPITALS, UNUSED AMBULANCES, AND THE CITY DEVOID OF SIRENS.
youtube.com/watch?v=uzXHwYrkqtk
TIMESTAMP: youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=365

NURSES PUTTING IN OVERTIME TO DEAL WITH CORONA PATIENTS
youtube.com/watch?v=huWZkTMJmhI

CRISIS ACTOR CAUGHT (TIMESTAMPS):
youtu.be/_scQ97B97uY?t=2044
youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=670

ACTUAL DOCTORS, NOT MEDIA SHILLS AND FEARMONGERERS
youtube.com/watch?v=QUvWaxuurzQ
youtu.be/lGC5sGdz4kg?t=585
youtube.com/watch?v=VK0Wtjh3HVA
youtube.com/watch?v=1kOthv-6Qr8

LABELING PEOPLE AS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST BEGAN WITH THE CIA TRYING TO PREVENT INVESTIGATION
youtu.be/wMN-4sGZynE?t=1537

NYC HOSPITALS DELIBERATELY RESTRICTING THE RELEASE OF THE DECEASED. WHY? TO STACK UP THE BODIES AND PROVIDE THE IMAGE THAT THERE ARE A MASS NUMBER OF DEATHS. AND YES, THEY DO RELEASE SOME OF THE DECEASED, SO THEY'RE NOT PREVENTING ANY 'CORONA BOMBS.'
youtu.be/-FKUI4iyTfc?t=806

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE, A VERY COST-EFFECTIVE MEDICATION, NOT APPROVED BY THE FDA REGARDLESS OF CLINICAL TRIAL DATA PROVEN FOR ITS EFFECTIVENESS. POLITICAL PRESSURE IS THE ROADBLOCK.
youtube.com/watch?v=pO01QJSC-TU

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But I'm not.

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>22M+ unemployed and counting
>unemployment/stimulus fiasco (no/late payments)
>rent strikes
>spike in suicides
>spike in domestic violence
>divorce rate rising
>spike in sexual assaults to minors
>spike in child abuse
>spike in family murder/suicides
>children struggling with adjusting to online classes
>increased drinking by all, alcoholics/drug addict relapses
>PTSD for survivors in most affected areas
>employee strikes
>employee walkouts
>evictions despite government orders, asshole landlords cutting power, heat, water, cable, electricity to tenets
>mass hunger among children
>blood shortage
>medical supply shortage
>medicine supply shortage
>off the meds crazies going insane
>released criminals will break house arrest
>prison/jail riots
>hate crimes on the rise
>infected police force can’t stop crime
>relaxed law enforcement to prevent infection
>nurses quitting
>infected hospital staff
>people intentionally spreading infection
>infection “scares”
>possibility of a bank run
>endless quantitative easing devaluing the dollar >stampedes at grocery stores/looting
>food pantries emptied
>donations to charity/pantries/public welfare programs at a low
>life insurance claims
>refusal to go to hospital out of fear
>riots by deniers who want to work

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Her nipples look just like her fathers.

Someone is going to get killed for that. Brave soul

PALs are based. Restrictards are just asking for trouble. It's like those faggots who supported long-gun registries.
Anywhere between 0 and maybe 5.

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Huntington beach is where boomers and 3rd generation mexicans live at. They can die they contribute nothing to LA

Did you read what you were answering to?

Checked an truthpilled
See:
1 No evidence of clinical efficacy of hydroxychloroquine in patients hospitalised for COVID-19 infection and requiring oxygen: results of a study using routinely collected data to emulate a target trial

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.10.20060699v1.full.pdf

Results

This study included 181 patients with SARS-CoV-2 pneumonia; 84 received HCQ within 48 hours of admission (HCQ group) and 97 did not (no-HCQ group). Initial severity was well balanced between the groups. In the weighted analysis, 20.2% patients in the HCQ group were transferred to the ICU or died within 7 days vs 22.1% in the no-HCQ group (16 vs 21 events, relative risk [RR] 0.91, 95% CI 0.47–1.80). In the HCQ group, 2.8% of the patients died within 7 days vs 4.6% in the no-HCQ group (3 vs 4 events, RR 0.61, 95% CI 0.13–2.89), and 27.4% and 24.1%, respectively, developed acute respiratory distress syndrome within 7 days (24 vs 23 events, RR 1.14, 95% CI 0.65–2.00). Eight patients receiving HCQ (9.5%) experienced electrocardiogram modifications requiring HCQ discontinuation.

Interpretation

These results do not support the use of HCQ in patients hospitalised for documented SARS-CoV-2-positive hypoxic pneumonia
>Pic from user who saw the future

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A worldwide free for all

God damnit not this again

>Basing your entire opinion on one study
Curing coronavirus is going to be like curing the common cold. Most people just naturally get better so your standard errors are going to be huge.
>10,000 people get Corona and are treated with hydroxycholoroquine
>9,500 get better with most of the deaths coming from pre existing conditions or old age
>10,000 people are in the control group
>9,513 get better with most of the deaths coming from geriatric patients and immunocompromised people.
It's completely fair to give that >.05 difference to random chance. It won't be a proven cure. It will, at best, be a treatment option.
Also most studies are not even going to be close to n=20000

Occupy wall street 2.0?

fuck you meme flag
Anyone know where I can find the uncensored nudes if Xi's daughter? Also fuck china, fuck the chink flu, I hope they get nuked

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BRRRR!!!

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>Alarmist projections wrong
>country opening back up
>antibody studies confirming it's a nothingburger
Karens and doomers BTFO

The only happening you'll get is boring CSPAN tier recession recovery debates

Ohhh the sad existence of a NEET

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Oh based. I'll be the guy at the corner of 22nd carrying a totally legal single shot PKM.

Based and ted pilled

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Based unwitting death cultists

They are all at risk for coronavirus

Face is decent for a subhuman chink

>basing your entire opinion on a laughingstock who REFUSES to run a proper trial
>basing your entire opinion on literally zero real data

>Sleep schedule fucked up
>Missed trump presser
>Florida opening it's beaches
>Still no treatment

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I will be watching with great interest what they will do to break it up. Gay pride and trannies worked great with 1.0

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the opposite of it, they don't even want a fucking raise or hazard pay. Actual ass kissers. Yet they come in here and call us boot lickers as they beg to return to slavery for peanuts

Oh wow, 2008 2.0.
Great happening guys, thanks for getting my hopes up it would actually happen this time

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I hope the country opens up faster just so your dad can die sooner.

GAS GAS GAS

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Fun fact, nunchucks were never actually used in Japan or China. They were movie props originally and are less than 100 years old

Not racist to coom to yellow skins bud

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>antibody studies
We don't trust the anti body tests, as the results are more than... Questionable.

In Wuhan, quiet no one has anti bodies, in Italy a lot, in that German village some do.

Yes yes
Mole social cledit for you
ALL PLAISE XIAO MUZI

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My kinda doomsday.
Bring it on.

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It's literally just the flu. Take a flu vaccine for protection if you're worried.

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>social distancing = communism
Is NEETdom communism bros?

Because the situation is not even bad now.

antibody studies turned out to be checking for all coronaviruses, not the new one

The happening is happening

Damn tht is a terrible fake cant even get off to that its disrespectfully bad

Do you think you're some kind of champ? Do you think posting this makes you somehow intelligent or makes up for your lack of any additional insight into things that actually matter right now such as international solidarity and rhetorical wholesomeness? Who the fuck do you think you are, wasting your time here, peddling this juvenile, crass nonsense of yours? Rethink your entire stance, contemplate on the reality of your situation right now and then come back. Because this pathetic display of juvenile superficiality is as trifling and meaningless as your entire existence.

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I keep waiting for her to break her head or the window.
Are knunchucks a remotely practical weapon? I feel like that would be fun to learn.

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noo NOOOO STOP IT!! DON'T LET THE RETARDATION SPREAD TO THE WEST COAST.

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Does anyone have the orginal or are these deep fakes t

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jesus thats dumb

Thank you for helping me expand my list of videos of completely regular reactions to the common flu. This is truly the emptiest of the burgers.

I'd fuck her.

this

A long, pointy stick is much more practical

Cute and nun chuck pilled

Is this real or fake I'm confused

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME YOU DUMB NIGGER: CORONAVIRUSES, OF ALL KINDS, DO NOT CREATE LONG-LASTING IMMUNITY! TO DATE THERE ARE NO VACCINES FOR CONRONAVIRUSES OF ANY KIND! ZERO VACCINES! NONE! IT IS INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT, BORDERING ON IMPOSSIBLE, TO CREATE A VACCINE FOR ANY CORONAVIRUS! YOU STUPID SMELLY, BACKWATER NIGGER!!!!!!

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sauce?

I hope you realize that the Democrats laugh at you while you protest. They hope you'll catch the virus.

these people protesting are going to die.

You live in the U.S. every weapon you can think of besides explosives and guns are legal without a permit. Why tf would you want nunchucks?

Thank you good friend!
Many lucky numbers for you today!

No, I learned how to when I went to martial arts. A pocket knife will do far more damage and get you the same legal sentence -depending on state-, so no don't do it. If you want real protection during this shit buy a taser, you can use them on a ANYONE because it leaves no evidence just pain.

but that's no fun

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Identity politics will sink it again absolutely. Its probably why they're pushed so hard in the MSM

imagine no make up

My opinion is that there is not enough evidence one way or the other. I never said it worked, I never said it didn't work. It could work, it could make the problem worse, or it could do nothing at all. But I'm not going to base my opinion on one study

I want to nutt inside here commie hotpocket

The same reason people buy meme katanas instead of a 12gauge

Pls no

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what is going to happen when they lessen the measures and all normies go out to party and get drunk because they had to stay inside for 3 months? is it over?

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Pretty clear that if it worked then burgers wouldnt be getting flipped by the thousands a day

Will coronachan ravage the world?
It seems that the news has slowly been catching up in the west to what was being said here months ago and if we follow that trend, it might get more difficult for them to downplay the severity.
This pandemic has absolutely screwed my entire year and my studies and now I wish for others to experience inconvenience.

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What journies is he?

people buy butterfly knifes just to fiddle with when they are bored and demonstrate as a kind of neat skill. I imagined it would be similar. Guns are a rather expensive hobby.

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>sauce?
Asia

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Philadelphia did that in 1918.

pixels

gunshop near me sells swords, katanas, throwing stars.
Wonder if he's a secret weeb

Why thlead no bump?
Bump thlead with Xiao Muzi

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12g is a under $100 expense and it does everything from shooting fireworks to small game to large game to home defense.

what happened?

>deep fakes
It's not even even a good a shoop

Bro my cock is the same size. I'm starting to get scared

Get everybody on the world infected in less than 3 weeks then

Already happening in Florida

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>nothingburger
>othingburgern
>thingburgerno
>hingburgernot
>ingburgernoth
>ngburgernothi
>gburgernothin
>burgernothing
>urgernothingb
>rgernothingbu
>gernothingbur
>ernothingburg
>rnothingburge

Make a heavy shillelagh

Would work as a walking stick too

Jani dereted Xiao Muzi nude
Why jani?

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