>programmed at the genetic level to love and serve you unconditionally >gets you out of the house, forces you to get exercise and socialize >built-in security system, scares off intruders and will protect you with their life in a confrontation >just having a dog exist in the same space as you is proven to decrease cortisol levels and reduce your heart disease risk >dogs are the perfect wingmen, helping you get numbers and slay pussy >or you can just fuck your dog (or take the knotpill and let them fuck you), it's no-strings-attached sex whenever you want it and no risk of pregnancy or STDs >training a dog teaches both of you the value of discipline, habit and perseverance >food, vet and supply costs force you to learn financial literacy and develop a budget >if you still fuck up financially you can always eat its meat to cut your losses >similar emotional reward to raising children, but at a fraction of the cost and effort, plus no risk of estrangement later in life >when they die, you can grieve appropriately for a few days and then go out and buy a replacement so the ride never ends
Trying to think of negatives and can't think of any. I would argue at this performance/price ratio that adopting a dog is a better investment than even a 500 ounce stack of silver. Am I wrong?
Dogs and cats are situational. Dogs are dumb as a rock, so you can get them to do whatever, but cats will just kill pest as a sport. Dogs are for hands on people who love to receive and get attention, endlessly.
Colton Harris
I would rather use my time and money elsewhere.
Connor Morales
>or you can just fuck your dog (or take the knotpill and let them fuck you), it's no-strings-attached sex whenever you want it and no risk of pregnancy or STDs fucking furrie degenerate trash trying to turn a pure thing into another deviant fetish kys faggot
James Cruz
Women, in other words.
Nolan Flores
Great thread until you went full Canadian.
Cameron Carter
A dog is a pretty bad investment tb.h
Dominic Brown
>Dogs are for hands on people who love to receive and get attention, endlessly. explains why roasties who can't get boyfriends always get dogs instead
Xavier Butler
>tfw had dogs at home growing up >tfw moved out >tfw no family around anymore >tfw no dogs around anymore >only shitty korean student roommates
Yes. Literally the best investment I have made was in my GSD and having him properly trained. Best boy ever. Tiny baby in pic is now 2 years old and 110 lbs. Will no doubt defend everyone in this family to the death, and we would all do the same for him.
Also do not regret leaving him intact. As long as you aren't a lazy owner, the testosterone is helpful in training. A well trained dog will listen to you over his hormones, plus neutering before doggy puberty means he never really gets to become who he was meant to be personality-wise. Rolling with the hormonal changes in training teaches them self control. Can't wait to find a good female to carry on his lineage.
Nice GSD, thinking of getting another dog when I move and going to get either one of them or a Doberman Pinscher. What are even the benefits of having a dog neutered? Here in Ireland everyone seems to want to do it and most breeders and dog shelters have it done really young. It would also being pretty nice to have one of your dogs sons to carry on his legacy when he passes.
Adam Parker
those dogs are smart.
Lucas Williams
>or you can just fuck your dog (or take the knotpill and let them fuck you), it's no-strings-attached sex whenever you want it and no risk of pregnancy or STDs
I was with you up until this point. What in the absolute fuck?
My family just put our dog down a few hours ago, feels bad man. She was a fucking great dog all around and a solid investment. She would get the newspaper, play with kids, scare away small mammals and act as active security. All just for some food and love.
So yes dogs are a great investment even though their last days are torurous.
Ye, I know but why do those people even do it in the first place? All of the dogs I've had were always neutered before I got them.
Brody Martinez
Mutt control mostly, if you have a purebred dog you don't need to neuter them if you're aware and prepared for the behaviors like humping everything and spraying.
Alexander Kelly
Sorry for your loss mate.
James Bennett
No idea, the vet kept pestering me to do it to my boy every time I took him there aswell.
Christopher Powell
i was on board until i read that seriously wtf was that
Parker Foster
What the fuck is spraying? Like spraying cum or something? Do you think I should get a GSD or a Doberman? Always loved the look of Dobermans but GSDs are pretty nice too.
Xavier Brooks
You forgent a very important point >When famine kicks in, you have fresh meat from a faithful creature easy to catch
