Have you ever experianced any weird glitch in the matrix type shit?
The only thing I can recall was someone replying to a a post I made on Yas Forums telling me to go to sleep using my name. I was also very tired. It could have been a hacker fucking with me but I used hardened Debian. I formatted as quick as a could and bought a new router in case it was hacked.
Take your meds Conor
Yes. At one point I was scrolling Yas Forums, and found an OP that was straight. I was so confused. But that was not on this thread. OP is a gai.
>Have you ever experianced any weird glitch in the matrix type shit?
yes while praying, you can't believe what's out there , user
You are sleepy son.
Close it has 5 letters.
>Conah Muh Cregah
lmao
Oohhaaahhh so sleepy.
Aaaaah nice soft bed.
yes
go to bed ryan
Tig Bime
Go to sleep James.
Go to bed, Corey
No.
Yes.
This
go to bed Kevin
Once had a Yas Forumslack correctly identify me as a Germanic "hun invader who should fuck off to the hills my ancestors came from" while shitposting, despite the fact that I didn't post any personally-identifying information at all other than opinions. Shit was hilarious. That degenerate nigger-loving Southern Protestant heretic can go fuck himself anyway, if his ancestors hadn't been so desperate to fuck honest White people out of an honest living that they'd rather literally import niggers from thousands of miles away instead of paying a decent wage to members of their local communities, "hun invaders" like me never would have felt the need to show up here and liberate you profligate heathens from your despicable ways in the first place.
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Statistically speaking, if you're Irish anons have like maybe a 1 in 20 chance of getting your name right if its common or biblical.
John it’s time to get some rest
Fucking checked!
I once saw a broom sticking half in the ground like it was glitched in accidentally. It shot up into the sky and disappeared as I turned a corner. Really makes you wonder.
I get this thing where the theme of my recent fap session is often encountered in real life. Like if I'm edging to redheads I'll meet a redhead. If I'm on an Asian theme I'll run into an Asian. This is supposed to be a predictable part of sex magik and tantra concentration but for me there's some Twilight Zone aspect where said encounters will be with fatties or something.
Still salty lol
No
This is the first time someone got me in a go to sleep thread using my spelling of Corey.
listen, user, I feel for you but this shit belongs on
That shit has an explanation I think cant remember the name of the phenomenon though. Like you notice a car everywhere you just bought.
Stuff like this is what I mean.
No, I'm genuinely impressed that the sonofabitch could spot me. I'm allowed to acknowledge his genius while still understanding that the despicable heathen is going to Hell when he dies, user.
>Have you ever experienced any weird glitch in the matrix type shit?
In an way yes. I literally have an doppelganger or unrelated twin and have crossed paths an few times (both had visual) but we have never talked (came close to though once), etc.
Only main differences are he is very slightly shorter than me (literally 0.1 ft less than me, barely noticeable, worked it out when we walked up to each other) and he wears glasses (I have no issues with my eyes).
Only way he is related is if my Dad cheated and managed to have an illegitimate child that looks like me.
Know he is in the same age range as I first saw him during an school trip to an theatre (schools tend to stick to same age range during trips or other similar outings).
Sometimes when I turn on the radio an old song I was thinking about is the next one that plays
Just confirmation bias, but it always feels weird
I just did a few moments ago: the door to my bedroom ALWAYS squeaks. Without fail, across the entire swing. I have NEVER been able to stealthily open the bitch for FOUR years.
I opened it wide open casually to go get something and it was so silent that the silence sounded like how when a sound effect file fails to initialize in a buggy game.
I have people constantly approaching me thinking I’m someone else. When I first started college this guy thought I was the quarterback of his high school. Took a while to convince him I wasn’t. He genuinely thought I was ducking with him.
there will be a big happening in the south china sea on sunday
>Protestant
> heretic
Oh no it’s retarded
Drink my pee, gay-ass Qoomer.
Test
Go to sleep Ryan
Here are three real things from my life:
1) In highschool after moving to a new country I made a bunch of new friends, first day I'm out with them we're running around and run into a field. As I run into this field I literally freeze suddenly because I get hit hard by this powerful sense that I'd been in this field before, even though that made no sense. Later on this field would come to be a place we'd hang out in regularly, it would almost become the 'stage' for many events in my life, so that it's almost as if I had 'pre-nostalgia'.
2) In another country, I was in a new job where I felt really alone and isolated, had no friends. At one point I started having a fantasy that I'd 'bump into' this one girl I'd known in another country, in my own workplace. I kept imagining it in a particular hallway, it never felt like 'precognition' or anything but just like a daydream of something I'd like to happen... then one day I DO bump into this exact girl, although in a room directly adjacent to the hallway I'd pictured meeting her in. Note that this was a different country than the one I'd known her from.
3) My sister woke up one day after having a dream about a relative dying. She told me about it directly on waking, and according to her she doesn't usually dream about this relative (the relative isn't a close one, we hadn't seen him in years). As it turns out, he did die on the day she'd dreamt that.
I'm not really a believer in supernatural things, but these are real examples of events that felt connected, and which I couldn't really explain. Number 2 I thought could possibly be explained by my having unconsciously seen the girl and having the fantasy suggested to me, but the others are harder to explain. I met a girl online once who called this sort of thing "supermind", that there's almost like a superconsciousness or something that explains these sorts of things. I don't know.
>Have you ever experienced any weird glitch in the matrix type shit?
Yeah, the next door neighbor's retarded son (Not underage / 30+ years old) was being posted on Yas Forums, nude with two old guys with boners waiting to bone him.
Not one house over.
The house directly next to mine.
He had multiple physical conditions and him being nude was a prelude to me suspecting them of abusing him, which ended up I was right, just not with those parents, the current parents of that 30+ year old at the time were "new" and the ones in the photo I guess were the old ones.
This was years ago, but a haunting experience, thinking that there is only _th degree of isolation you can truly have.
There’s going to be a big happening tomorrow in New York City screen cap this and if you live in New York get out while you still can
Those cats arent identical. Different spotting on their face fur.
Does test mean you are testing for replies to verify it is not a bot thread? If so gif is lady doing Egyptian dance
>years ago
>winter
>working in the middle of nowhere
>iphone charge cable starts dying
>next day
>working down a back road several hours from the nearest major population centre
>snowshoeing around in knee-deep snow on an oil lease site
>see something lying on top of the snow
>walk up
>it's an iphone charge cable
>what the fuck
>pick it up and continue
>that night
>try old cable
>it's totally dead now
>new cable works fine
it was hundreds of feet from the road and there were no other footprints around it.
I keep hearing people in daily life call diet Mountain Dew the nectar of the gods It’s weird there’s not really any marketing campaign that calls it that way and diet Mountain Dew taste like shit anyways
Was camping and writing/drawing in my rite in the rain book with a rite in the rain pen I’d just found. I made a mistake with my drawing and it irritated the fuck out of me so I went for a little walk. Found a staedtler correction pen on the ground. Lol
Take meds Cullen.
All the time, none can be explained rationally. I had a reoccurring dream for years as a child, made drawings of it, told my sister about it. Fell down a flight of stairs, as soon as I stopped falling, the power went out and I hid under a stack of chairs until an older woman came yelling for me, then the power came back on and she would find me. Same dream, every time. I was not afraid of the dark, still am not. Dreams stopped around 7-8, and the exact event occured when I was 10. I remember the curved stairs, I remember the stack of chairs, and I remember the 4 bulbs at the bottom of the stairs in the dream. Everything was the same, aside from there was only 3 bulbs. I could never see the woman's face in my dreams.
Kind of wierd, haven't thought about this for YEARS, but I can remember this dream perfectly now that I'm thinking about it. Always remember seeing things, and have them happen not long after. I'm just some retarded neckbeard with illusions of Neo, but I always remember this shit occuring for me.
The one on the right looks a little fatter and has a wider face. This guy doesn't even recognize his own cat from a similar looking one
Aidan.
By all means, go on your little rant about "sola scriptura" while citing a Bible that rests on the Institutional authority of the early Church that compiled it.