/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3283 - CCP Virus Editions

4-5 million

Anyone got updated gif of Corona Chan's growth?

Does it matter?
A dead body is a dead body.
Cant stop the ripple effects

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>memeflag
>chinkposter
>justifies CCP

+10 social points

Christian one fights christian two
And nations sigh, yet nothing do
And yellow men great power gain
From mighty bear with whom they've lain.
These mighty tyrants will fail to do
They fail to split the world in two.
But from their acts a danger bred
An ague - leaving many dead.
And physics find no remedy
>For this is worse than leprosy.

I understand that if I get this, I will die. Maybe not suddenly, but I will.
How am I supposed to deal with this? How do I prepare for something like that?

A couple million by now at least, considering half the provinces are still locked down.

How much longer until ma boi Bangladesh grabs that 1’st place spot from Burgers?

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>tfw humanity is doomed and dying and you are still bored
Why did hollywood movies lie to me?

They're dying.

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>>justifies CCP
WTF? Learn to read VLAD.

brush up on your bushcraft user. Primitive living and modern tools could potentially save your life. Nobodies prep will last forever

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6 million

>nofap since March
>no gf
>cvg posting corona with hairy pussy
Stop it.

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NEW YORK, THE EPICENTER OF CORONA! MEANWHILE...
EMPTY HOSPITALS, UNUSED AMBULANCES, AND THE CITY DEVOID OF SIRENS.
youtube.com/watch?v=uzXHwYrkqtk
TIMESTAMP: youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=365

NURSES PUTTING IN OVERTIME TO DEAL WITH CORONA PATIENTS
youtube.com/watch?v=huWZkTMJmhI

CRISIS ACTOR CAUGHT (TIMESTAMPS):
youtu.be/_scQ97B97uY?t=2044
youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=670

ACTUAL DOCTORS, NOT MEDIA SHILLS AND FEARMONGERERS
youtube.com/watch?v=QUvWaxuurzQ
youtu.be/lGC5sGdz4kg?t=585
youtube.com/watch?v=VK0Wtjh3HVA
youtube.com/watch?v=1kOthv-6Qr8

LABELING PEOPLE AS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST BEGAN WITH THE CIA TRYING TO PREVENT INVESTIGATION
youtu.be/wMN-4sGZynE?t=1537

NYC HOSPITALS DELIBERATELY RESTRICTING THE RELEASE OF THE DECEASED. WHY? TO STACK UP THE BODIES AND PROVIDE THE IMAGE THAT THERE ARE A MASS NUMBER OF DEATHS. AND YES, THEY DO RELEASE SOME OF THE DECEASED, SO THEY'RE NOT PREVENTING ANY 'CORONA BOMBS.'
youtu.be/-FKUI4iyTfc?t=806

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE, A VERY COST-EFFECTIVE MEDICATION, NOT APPROVED BY THE FDA REGARDLESS OF CLINICAL TRIAL DATA PROVEN FOR ITS EFFECTIVENESS. POLITICAL PRESSURE IS THE ROADBLOCK.
youtube.com/watch?v=pO01QJSC-TU

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the virus is fake

Don’t get infected you mong

>Your "actual doctors" are total shit. Stop posting this over and over again.
AS OPPOSED TO WHAT, POLITICIANS? ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER A DOCTOR?

Enjoy life as much as you can now. Talk to your family, try to do fun things without endangering yourself.

Obviously higher

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How much will be the testing limit? I think we are getting there very soon

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 710,021 (37,158) #2 Spain 190,839 (20,002) #3 Italy 172,434 (22,745) #4 France 147,969 (18,681) #5 Germany 141,397 (4,352) #6 United Kingdom 108,692 (14,576) #7 China 82,719 (4,632) #8 Iran 79,494 (4,958) #9 Turkey 78,546 (1,769) #10 Belgium 36,138 (5,163) #11 Brazil 34,221 (2,171) #12 Russia 32,008 (273) #13 Canada 31,927 (1,310) #14 Netherlands 30,449 (3,459) #15 Switzerland 27,078 (1,327) #16 Portugal 19,022 (657) #17 Austria 14,595 (431) #18 India 14,352 (486) #19 Ireland 13,980 (530) #20 Peru 13,489 (300) #21 Sweden 13,216 (1,400) #22 Israel 12,982 (151) #23 South Korea 10,653 (232) #24 Japan 9,787 (190) #25 Chile 9,252 (116) #26 Ecuador 8,450 (421) #27 Poland 8,379 (332) #28 Romania 8,067 (411) #29 Saudi Arabia 7,142 (87) #30 Denmark 7,073 (336) #31 Pakistan 7,025 (135) #32 Norway 6,937 (161) #33 Mexico 6,875 (546) #34 Australia 6,560 (67) #35 Czech Republic 6,549 (173)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Mexico +578 (+60) #2 Brazil +539 (+30) #3 United States +286 (+4) #4 Argentina +89 (+6) #5 Australia +27 (+2) #6 South Korea +18 (+2) #7 China +27 #8 Cameroon +21 #9 New Zealand +13 #10 Eswatini +1…

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Because years of happenings are packed into a couple hours, no wonder all the normies think this will be over in months/a year max.

>Worse than leprosy
Pray..

thanks user

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Twice the nose, half the hat

4 weeks?

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STOP DISCRIMINATING AGAINST COOFERS
reddit.com/r/COVID19positive/top/?t=all

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I'm on no fap too and simply getting a boner feels satisfying enough

>gib milk
I'd say, at least 3.5 million. Give 2m to China, 1m to Iran, and the remaining 350k can be spread around to account for most other countries undercounting their dead. And then we have the 150k confirmed deaths.

Not enough dead....

Corona chan is justo bringing death faster, it is helping you, so you don't suffer the sadness, the remorse the weakness and sickness of old age, you better ve thankful.

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>1 post by this ID

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This is a serious question and I need leading /pol experts to aide me.
How do you think this is going to affect real estate market?
I am to buy apartments in Moscow.
Should I wait for some time or will the prices jump up because construction industry is cucked by corona?

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>tfw the happening is almost over

who /cocky/ here?

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Probably a bunch of squiggly lines that you need squinty eyes to understand

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Buy property in the Russian East

This is a question for Yas Forums, no?

The bottom will drop out of the market as a worldwide depression sets in. If you can, wait.

If a lot of people die, there will be free appartments soon.

Corona Chan approves of this message.

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someone post the /cvg/ anime chart

We’re in the midst of the great brappening of our lifetime

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>You have made airborne AIDS?

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You wish mate

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I think that every industry in Russia is about to be fucked with current oil prices.

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My prep can last a year easily without rationing. If things are still looking fubar by then I'll honestly probably just neck myself.

I'm enjoying the show but I don't really care to live in some post-gigaplague/nuclear war world rebuilding society and always looking over my shoulder for redneck cannibals or tyrone niggums to come and rob me of my squirrel meat

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Black queens hit hardest

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Nobody questions my existence!

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Will universities be open for face-to-face classes in August?

How fucked am i?
>had sniffles, runny nose for 3 days or so
>sniffles became bad congestion
>congestion cleared but now i have chest discomfort , slightly harder to breathe
>this lingers for well over a month, however no fever
>some days i feel fine more or less, some days i feel like shit but there is a mild chest discomfort, something is wrong or has taken mild damage
>mild headache that comes and goes
This has been going on since late march.
If it gets bad enough i need a hospital or ventilator ill just an hero, since it will end in the same result

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dont buy but dont keep your wealth in rubles

Make a will, put me down for leftover deenz

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>get called to suspected covid case
>get there
>full ppe
>getting ready to transport patient
>fucker across the street comes out and throws a rock at me
>cracks my full face mask
>tape it as quickly as I can
It was nice knowing you, bros.

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Ir keeps happening
What is this timeline?

For god's sake don't trust us with such an important decision.

by whose standards

How is the situation with normalfags in your country or place?

Where I live it's shit. There are less people outside but those that are there are walking around in groups, running around, standing in the middle of a path or corridor and won't move, will always pass you by almost touching you, will always come near you in supermarkets, kids that touch everything and parents that do not give a shit, I just want to kill people.
Seriously, if this shit was very deadly or if it is deadly or will become deadlier then we will all die because I cannot jump and run non-stop when I am outside my house. Hell, I opened the door of the house and a neighbour of the second floor jumped in, almost jumping on me. It's fucking impossible to not get thrown into situations that could get you that virus at least 50 times a day.

Obesity is the largest comorbid for severe cases in NYC

1.5 million lowest and 2 million at highest

I read a report today that in the states at least three million Americans are in forbearance already (which if you don't know, that's when the bank wants to foreclose but there's an agreement to hold off on it). That number is going to grow by millions more as we go, which will lead to a surge in available homes which coupled with decimated demand due to massive unemployment *should* lead to a housing market crash. I'd say that similar things are happening in every country that's getting cucked by Corona right now.

As far as an apartment goes, it's the same general principal. Evictions are going to skyrocket because countries can't just let people not pay rent forever, right? So you end up with a supply flood, and shit demand because so many people can't afford to pay the rent.

You might be able to turn a good profit outside the city for ruskie preppers if you can get a small house with arable land

I don't think anyone here is an 'expert' on such subjects and if they claim they are then run for the hills

Unless you're a fat/diabetic/old fuck you're probably just fine. Unless the long term infection doom predictions turn out to be true, in which case pretty much everyone is fucked anyway.

They should watch their smart mouths

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

straight shota is top tier

>erectile dysfunction is unironically a risk factor for covid complications

Corona-chan wants you nice and hard for her

You have allergies due to the lack of air pollution. Try an antihistamine.

So, how is the happening over exactly? Has a cure been found? A vaccine? Hmm?

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In order not to be tempted to masturbate I spend half of the day exercising. Corona won't get me.

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For the answer to that, you'll have to watch the Otacon ending scene to Metal Gear Solid...you can watch the Twin Snakes version of the PS1.

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>nofap since March
let me help you with that

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August is far away
We're only halfway through April and even early March seems like a lifetime ago

This is what happens when you quantum immortalize yourself into a highly improbable universe by dying a bunch of times to some combination of alcohol/suicide/recklessness

I wanted her to be real so bad, i just wanted to feel her huge contagious mega milks

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Czeched

woah calm down hitler

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Would you please sort it, so we know where we are currently?

Source? I bet it's just tied in with the general purpose cardiovascular risk though.

>Yas Forums experts
The only thing I can advise you is to go to Yas Forums and do the exact opposite of what they say.

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Why doesn't this ever happen irl

I hate these fucking threads. It's like all the schizophrenics/shills congregate in one place to keep the fear through misinformation going.

idk I haven't left the house in a month
>going to the supermarket knowing there is a deadly airborne virus spreading

You actually think this is just over when it's just getting started here?

because you'd break your nose and possibly neck

Try yo avoid the future cannibal districts

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Take two of these, call me in the morning

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People don't give a fuck here in the South, most people don't wear masks or any equipment like gloves, streets are actually full of people sometimes, people walk in groups and have fun together, have parties by the lake. My family thinks it's just a nothingburger and goes daily to the shop laughing at me when I try to warn them or when I go to work with a mask.

They both at same class. She is just a huge girl (for japan).

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where from user?

The article says exercise creates an antioxidant called EcSOD that protects against the disease.

studyfinds.org/regular-exercise-can-protect-against-deadly-coronavirus-complications-study-says/

Logically, house prices will go down, but labour costs may well go much higher, like they did after the Black Plague. Your call, Ivan.

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Never had an allergy in my life

Imagine actually believing that the world is gonna go the way of Mad Max or Fallout. Fucking happening fags are just as delusional as nothing burgers. The world has a vested interest in maintaining order and anyone who outs themselves as a raider will be shot by vigilante rednecks.

How am I supposed buy food and drinks for months? I can't even take that much stuff home at once and if it is supposed to last fucking months I dunno, most me tons of shit unless you are living from bread only.

sheboons BTFOd

She can be real if you believe enough.

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close enough

why are people so retarded?

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I bought all the dip I could find, but all they had was sour cream and onion, and all my chips are salt and vinegar. Sucks.

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>implying bread lasts months

At what point do we unironically start to believe that meme posting on this Nepalese basketweaving forum can change the time-space continuum?

Is it a glitch in our simulation?

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I actually have two houses outside the city, both of them have plenty of land to grow food etc.
Land a little bit further from Moscow is cheap as fuck in Russia, you can't make any money of that. My countryhouse is just 200km drive from Moscow, and the place is beautiful, forest, river, lake and almost no people around. Russia is really kind of empty once you get out of Moscow.
I have been saving to move into my own apartment in Moscow for years (I have been renting because I did not want to live with wife and parents at the same time, it's weird).
Anyway, thank you all for replies, I will most likely be waiting.

I'm drinking my 5th portion of double espresso and going to lift and do calisthenics at home now. You can't tempt me.

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In New England people are taking it very seriously. Most people have masks on, everybody will walk away from you on the sidewalk, every grocery store enforces limits/waiting in line separated by 6 feet.