/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3282 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,250,119 (+1,580) ► Died: 154,241 (+1,386) ► Day: 100 (-23:59:59)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 8.4x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 4,208 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
China revises Wuhan death toll, increases it 50%
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Mortality rate in Ecuador province multiplied 7-fold in two weeks
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French media: Nobel laureate says virus combined with HIV in lab
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Confirmed deaths in the US surpass estimated flu deaths
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"Second wave" erupts in city in northern China
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>INFO
Patients in Italy testing positive after 50 days
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Patient tests negative four times, was infected
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South Korea leading expert recommends wearing masks
youtu.be/gAk7aX5hksU?t=952

"Theoretically possible" to get virus from mosquitoes
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Virus spreads through pipes
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>REMINDER
Coronavirus spike already visible in mortality rates from Italy
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China underreports number of infections and deaths
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According to CCP, the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
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NYC official says deaths at home have multiplied by 10
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US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
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>LATEST
23:11: 272 new cases and 20 new deaths in California
23:00: 238 new cases and 18 new deaths in Georgia, USA
22:30: 634 new cases and 40 new deaths in Florida
22:30: 50 new cases in the Czech Republic
22:30: 239 new cases in Alberta, Canada
22:00: 114 new cases and 7 new deaths in New Mexico

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>Go outside user
>Save the economy
>Just practice social distancing
>It's safe

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Remember to take care of yourself! You're important!

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>2250119 infected
>154241 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction won't cause an intergalactic cataclysm

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Society is collapsing.

No point in doing anything if you already have money in the bank.

>kills mostly 90 year olds in nursing homes
Pathetic

phd biologists JFG debunks the coronavirus and proves as much as half of the population has already been infected youtu.be/ArXRjeoHP8o?t=1070

is he wrong?

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Its just like Shaun of the Dead but in real life
(((corona)))

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if i don't get a boop right fucking now i swear to mr god im going to drive to the store and buy 20 2-liters of soda

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I've been in my top secret cave (behind me) for over 3 months, eating luxury rations. I'm safe from coronachan. It cannot effect cavechads like me.

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Are we witnessing the death of the globalist materialistic consoomer world?

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can't wait for halloween, think of all of the corona costumes

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My mom keeps talking about Qboomer stuff, 5g death tower, etc. What do?

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Is this a realistic plan to open up a large theme park and resort again?

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Virus is same as Holohoax.

figure Nazis lasted 20yrs from 1927 (when they first said bad things about Jews and won some elections) to 1947 when Israel was created.

18 million Jews, average life span 60yrs, so figure 6 million Jews DID die in "The Holocaust"(tm).

Should we refer to Argentina as Mainland Falklands?

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Wtf is with the new death numbers. Reset and already 1300?

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there is absolutely nothing concrete or even close to concrete about reinfection or reactivation being possible other than anecdotes. the only people grasping at straws are the ones saying that it's possible with "muh koreans" 50x a thread.

trust me, if you are about to be intubated you do not have the strength to post shit on reddit

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

tell her she is acting like a retard believing that shit

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*affect

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>archive.is/H5L5M

>Harbin city in northern China is facing a second wave of the virus outbreak.
>Locals have reported long queues in front of hospitals, while traffic police have blocked vehicles from entering local highways, and hospitals announced new rules to prevent the CCP virus from spreading.
>The CCP (Chinese Communist Party) virus, commonly known as novel coronavirus, first broke out in Wuhan, the capital of central China’s Hubei province, in December 2019. From January, the virus quickly spread to other Chinese cities.

Dare I say it.... based?

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Yes
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.14.20062463v1
per this article only ~5% of this random sample in California. We are nowhere near 50% infection
JFG is an idiot who is blinded by his own ideology
*sniff*
*sniff*

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Will tomorrow bring another +30k new cases and another +2k deaths to the wondrous land of the USA?

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C O R N A

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>still posting on reddit somehow

We are witnessing the death of the world as we know. This is not going to end happily. People are getting reinfected and this virus won't suddenly disappear because someone was "recovered", it will attack them after two, three, maybe four weeks and relapse until death.
This shit is going to kill a lot of people. This shit is going to change the world. We are witnessing the biggest happening of our century.

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Correct

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There's a chink shill saying this is not a bioweapon when it is in fact is one.

>Enrich uranium for nuclear weapons
>No gweilo that enriched uranium is for nuclear reactors not weapons

Remember to tell all chink shills to fuck off

kys chang

Faggot mods deleted my boop post and warned me for 'ironic shitposting'

FUCK JANNIES. You guys do the boop posting.

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If you are a REAL Somethingburger you should want a lockdown stop so that Corona will prove it's not a Nothingburger after all to the Nothingburgers.

Haven't been to /cvg/ in like a couple weeks, what are the latest juiciest nuggets you got?

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Cause the Korean cdc is a lot more trust worthy than any other cdc rn. Also the who confirmed it already. Those niggers in WHO are always late to conforming something we knew months ago

Can only hope

>trusting the WHO
confirmed CCP agent fearmongering