We would like to buy your F-22 so we can bomb Australians how much would you offer per plane? We could sell you some slaving niggers or virgin lamb and wool.
Hello Americans
>bombing
>with an air superiority fighter
But why?
Redpill me on F-22, how powerful are they
new zealand reasons
Very powerful, best air superiority jet, but it is not versatile at all, as f-35 for example so it's useless right now
NZ doesn't even have a navy
Perhaps we could trade you some Horses?
You wont get much bombing done with an air superiority airframe.
Australia doesn't have an Air force to shoot down so i figure we can just put bombs on it.
F-22 a pretty cool fighter jet he flies fast and doesn't afraid of anything
F-22s are legit, but F 15s will give you more bang for the buck
When you stupid sheep fuckers had 'fighters', they were all based in Nowra, NSW. Couldn't even fly to NZ without refuelling along the way. You could afford to run those shitty old Hawks, what makes you think you could afford an F-22?
>Australia doesn't have an airforce
Yeah, all those F-18's and F-35's aren't real.
>using airplanes to fight
Just woke up, are we finally going to war with Astraya?
Well they would need the stealth cuz of Australia's aegis systems. Really new Zealand would need to go nuclear and build submarines lot sneaker lot better chance to inspire fear and damage to the enemy.
if you throw in a dairy farm and a night with Lorde I'll sell ya an F-14
Give us 10,000 Maori slaves and we will give you a fleet.
>New Zealand
>Nuclear
I know thats why I said it. They would have to totally go to the dark side to punch on Aussie level
The f-22 can't fly in the rain
This looks like a Russian/MIG knock off. I'm sure there was some stealing/reverse engineering going with this one.
>Redpill me on F-22, how powerful are they
Gentle Reminder: The F-22 and F-35 (shit plane) are made by the same company.
take the super tucano pill
nz was suppose to replace the skyhawks with 40 F/A18's
but that ugly cunt helen clark scrapped our air defence program
>skyhawks
Really?
They're fitted with twin ejection seats just in case the elastic band powering the prop snaps.
A4-k, could carry nukes.
Look at the nose on that thing, gotta be Israeli
Nope, it's Laz.
Really. They were all the ones we used to use on our carriers when we had them. When we sold the carriers, we sold the skyhawks to NZ, but they were permanently based in Australia. Literally a meme air force when it existed.
Darn bro you using planes that avionics havnt been upgraded since 1986....
RELEASE THE EMUS!!!
Australia doesn't even have a space program we should just shoot them with ICBM and watch them seeth
You forget boomerangs can intercept ICBM with ease.
Fire the LRB
*Long Range Boomerang
>This looks like a Russian/MIG knock off. I'm sure there was some stealing/reverse engineering going with this one.
Yep.