I need a haircut. Please, open the country back up Trump

Cut your own hair you incompetent bitch
It doesn’t take long to get good at it and it’ll save you thousands over your lifetime
Now is the perfect time to learn this skill
I recommend all anons to start now

Goddamn autist , show me your fucked up upside down hot back backward forward headed hairline nigga

I had a friend do mine who cares if she fucks up lol itll grow back dont be a fag

>he cant grow a huge mane
>his beard is patchy

Lmao while you all cry my shit is coming in thick. I just may keep this going

Whatever you guys do, don't buzz it yourself. I buzzed my head 4 days ago with a #1 guard and it looks horrible. and I have to work.

I decided to grow it out to donate when this is all over

I look like wolverine with the beard I grew and all the hair I have. I' also 5'9 so I am a manlet like him.

I'm bald

So just because you don't like how you look with a #1 buzz cut means everyone else shouldn't do it?

lol

The trinity is normies would literally rather die then live this life

seriously...prob all needing a barber rather than someone who is good with scissors

I buzzed my 4 year old with a #3 all over, it came out pretty good. Then I got cocky with my 6 year old and tried a #1 on the sides and back. I fucked him up pretty bad. My wife did me with a #3 all over, it came out okay but I look like a wigger.

prob because you just ran it across without fading in the sides. you need to go down to a zero if you cant do that yourself

how you cut your own hair ?

>not having your choice of cutie hair stylists dying to cut your hair
Truly sad.

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I just get my wife to do it

I’m sorry I excel at everything I do
Seriously, you should give it a try instead of calling people that are trying to give advice on Yas Forums autists
But you won’t because you’re lazy and incompetent as fuck lmao
When’s the last time you did something for the first time? When’s the last time you learned something new?

>I need a haircut.
Stop thinking about your hair you faggot. It grows to a certain length then falls out for a reason

I thought about this in the beginning. Do you think people will have unkempt hair as a style, or will jacked up homemade haircuts be the style? I had my hair cut right before the quarantine at a cuban barbershop. Best fucking haircut of my life. Fuck, my shit was on point for about a month.

Grow it out fag

You’re retarded, I’m saying don’t cut your hair because I promise you you look stupid, barbers don’t cut their own hair

This. The incels are crumbling under their mess of hair.

latinos are really good at cutting hair, i go to a puerto rican/dominican shop. Kind of awkward being the only white guy in there but they're super nice to me.

Yea no shit, buzzing your hair even all around is the autist look, and a 1 is way too short
Always keep the top longer

Just let it grow and we'll all look like bums, which is funny, because that's what we'll all be soon.

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I want to see that movie.

I know everyone thinks of fades as nigger haircuts, but seriously, watch a video on youtube where a guy shows you how to do a proper fade. It's legit shit.

#1.5 fade to #5
>high and tight
Git good with clippers faygits

You're an inch above average height, you aren't a manlet.

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Sure about that?

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>Still able to grow hair on head

Low T detected

Just set your trimmer to the max length (15 for me) and cut your whole head with the tip (longest part) of the comb guard. Then roll the trimmer so the shortest part of the guard is contacting and run it along the sides, dialing it down a couple notches depending on how much you want to tighten the sides.
T. Cuts his own hair regularly
>#1
So you shaved your head?

My hair was short and self trimmable but I've recognized that good long hair is a worthy asset and it's now at an ambitious awkward stage and the only answer is a confident second person doing the trimming

I'm still making the money and the demand for a haircut Is there. RETURN TO NORMALCY. FREEDOM OF BUSINESS

>I NEED TO CONSOOOME. I NEED CONSOOME

topkek, a pair of scissors is all you need if you want to go for the good old classic bowl cut. Or you could buy a trimmer and trim your own hair to your own liking.

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I had the same feeling, but really they are on a whole different level. The barber cut the edges of my hairline with a straight razor. I was used to 15 minute supercut failures. I showed the guy a picture of a nazi haircut, and the fucker nailed it.

It's not a substitute for Fantastic Sam's where you can appreciate the tits of a high school student as she shampoos your hair

Bullshit chart. I’m 6’8” and I get plenty of man ass.

>memeflaggot. hairs falling out.
Try cutting back on the soi and not wearing your yarmulke all the time.

Same.

Buzz it all off and leave it a little longer on top with a set of clippers and interchanging guards.

You fucking idiot.

> Sport Clips
Single mothers everywhere. You can almost taste the desperation.

No you won’t look stupid eventually, of course a barber would do better but my point is you can cut your own hair and make it look good

I just shave my head myself, if your hair is long enough to grab onto with your hands you're a faggot

I’m going bald so I shave my head and it makes me feel more like a Nazi

There's a thousand yt videos showing you how to cut your own hair. Buy some $20 clippers and you'll never pay for a haircut again. If you've got a wife or gf she can do it for you.

Yeah, but perhaps you are the faggot for not having long hair.

I tried that, my back side looks like it was drawn by a 3 year old.

Reminder if you dont get a low or mid taper with at least 2 inches on top and sides youre not white.
If youre gonna LARP as NatSocs and Aryans, at least look the part you ugly weak mischling fucks.

No, no. He’s right. Long hair is definitely for homosexuals

Bullshit. I'm 191cm and not drowning in pussy. If you're ugly, you're doomed regardless of height while Chad face midgets and giraffes will still get the stacies.

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Can someone post an FAQ on how to do a skinhead haircut?