PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BY THE WAY IT'S TUCK TIME EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>SoS Pompeo on FBN 4/17/20
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MAGA

MAGA

IT'S HAPPENING

BIDEN JUST ANNOUNCED McCAIN AS HIS RUNNING MATE

THIS IS AWOOVEMENT

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T-the thread's fast!

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ching chong ping pong go back to your fucking country

not enough unfortunately

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AWOO!

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MAGA

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MAGA

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Remember to execute all New Yorkers who dare to enter your state.
But be sure to do it discreetly. Polite society doesn't smile upon protecting your community just yet.

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AWOO

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AROUND CHINKS NEVER BLINK

Oh no.

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Hey, mossad, watcha doin?

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>imagine being more jobless than a fucking chink

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because china's first move is going to be immediate and aggressive territory control of everything around the SCS
they're already gearing up for it, it's why they're loading civilian population into those areas
NK will be the pincer staging area

AWOO

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>"Photo shows a scene in the influenza camp at Lawrence, Maine, where patients are given fresh air treatment. Patients are required to live in these camps until cured. This extreme measure was hit upon as the best way of curbing the epidemic."
>Bettmann Archive

The chink virus fears the fresh-air consuming man.

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south southern flag is just a meme flag only

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How is pointing out that Linda Carter is not phenotypically Jewish b/c she is not genetically Jewish and pointing out that Papists in America have historically aligned themselves with Jewish interests more than any other non-jewish religious group a "cope" ?

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HEY DIDNT MCCAIN START THE WAR BETWEEN THE CRIPS AND BLOODS?

H U G E if big! tucctiem ahoy!

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fuck off furries

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awee~

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I can't help but suspect that these two know each other.

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Things banned in Michigan: buying cans of paint, carpets, American flags, carpets, plants, and plant seeds.
Things not banned in Michigan: booze and abortion.

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Call the Guild, see if I give a fuck

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I'd like some day to stop imagining sharks

cointel doesn't even try anymore
sad

Honestly 86% chance.

OKAY IN LIGHT OF THE CORONA
NEW CLUBHOUSE RULES
THE TREE HOUSE'S FIREPOLE EXIT IS TO NOT BE USED
EVERYONE HAS LABELLED CUPS WITH THEIR NAME ON IT
NO MORE BARE FEET, USE GUILD PROVIDED SLIPPERS WHILE ON CLUBHOUSE PREMISES

THE SHARED BAG THAT PEOPLE ARE ENCOURAGED TO SHOUT CURSE WORDS AND RACIAL SLURS INTO THAT POWERS THE CLUBHOUSE IS TO ONLY BE USED WITH A DISPOSABLE SINGLE USE MOUTHPIECE

THANK YOU
THAT IS ALL

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>dead kennedys
i like one of their songs
youtube.com/watch?v=-KTsXHXMkJA

Stop being a bugchasing communist.

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>SCS
You mean the sea of Japan

Imagine eating doggos and still thinking you're human.

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QRD of what was talked about? Are they really doing another shitulus?

Beaner

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At least you can still buy carpets...oh, sorry fren.

>McCAIN
>I Google McCAIN
>First hit
Oh you

shitter's clogged

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>THE SHARED BAG THAT PEOPLE ARE ENCOURAGED TO SHOUT CURSE WORDS AND RACIAL SLURS INTO THAT POWERS THE CLUBHOUSE IS TO ONLY BE USED WITH A DISPOSABLE SINGLE USE MOUTHPIECE

NIGGERFAGGOT SHITFUCKER KIKE SPIC ASS PISS

Let's assume covid is irrefutably proven bio weapon. Do we go to war with Chyna?

I'll do what I want.
I am the Guild!

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Due to the Coronavirus pandemic, only young, non-immunosuppressed people should attend Trump's future rally until further notice. These will be called Trump Youth rallies.

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>Judy “I eat everything at the zoo”Chu

New York City Centre only going to be dead know as no America people will wished to shave that people for no raisin outer than funding scam Medical Professionals you am no expert to ring these things yes to be no

can China beat India, Japan, US, and Russia? asking for a friend

My governor hasn't banned carpet buying so I'm good.

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No her clit is too powerful to defeat.

that's tertiary
ECS and SCS are more strategically valuable to them
Japan won't do shit unless attacked first

L I F E S U S T A I N I N G

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Possibly but all it would take is complete divestment and a naval blockade, then let the starving peasants take care of the rest. After that we take Hong Kong and give the rest back to ROC in Taiwan.

>Joint replacement: not essential
>Killing Babies: totally essential

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I think about this a lot.

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tucker is going the fuck off. fuck whores

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>she bans church services because she is a thot
TUCKER NO!

>Trump supporters gather and rally together
>rabbi shows up with a nazi flag
>nobody notices, therefore they all MUST be supporting him!
>rabbi takes a few photos before anyone confronts him, then rolls up his flag, zips up his jacket and leaves soon after
GOTTEM

this is confusing now.
>youtube.com/watch?v=nS2jhKmcV_Q

>legitimate medical procedures not allowed
>abortions are essential though
also
>a democrat saying "the government shouldn't get in the middle"

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>killing people is life sustaining
Only during war, cunt.

it’s another screenshot thread

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the whole russian government is owned by Israel and Chyna already

>doesn't know what an ER is for
HALF WIT

>a ghoul
kek that's a good one

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Imagine thinking that literal murder is 'life sustaining' I need to go pray- these people are sick

>TUCK JUST CALLED KAREN A GHOUL LMAO

This women is so damn ugly.

TUCKER YES

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January 14th
Right. Fucking. There.

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She's out anyway. Joe has already chosen.

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How do they get pregnant? Are they not supposed to keep distance!!?!?!?!

They harvest those babies. That's why they want post birth abortion. Fresher organs.

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>beat
they can stall india via pakistan and japan via NK
I don't see Russia getting involved, they gain more by selling to both

>j-just the flu bro
How do any of you justify opening the states up? You're going to get me killed in my own living room.

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Only Meme Yas Forums Christians Offended aborting is choice yes yes? yes

>tucc's show is literally just a hodgepodge of /ptg/ posts strung together
hell yeah

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WHEN IS STONE

Based user.

I don't want to seem shallow
but
can we not have some of the ugliest humans on earth as some of our top executives?
Thanks

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When the anglo-french troops invaded China it was shown they had false defenses and fought with ponies against anglo warhorses. They were fucked over proper and good. Ameribros now it's your time.

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>JD Vance
wished Tucker would not give this charlatan air time. I guess it's better than giving Ben Shapiro airtime but not by that much desu.

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It is life sustaining for the certain chosen ppl you bigot

> (You)
>Damn Kyle is that your ass?
>Nothing is more MAGA than twink ass

Nope and none of you know me or my "imaginary wife" Got it. ??? I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE SEPERATION I'M MAKING HERE. IT'S A VERY STRONGER SPERATION BETWEEN MY BLOOD FAMILY, AND MY FUTURE.. WITH, OR WITHOUT "MISS AMERICANA" REVEREND GUITARS, KYLE KNOTH, JIM KINGERY, KYLE HAYWORTH, CARLA SHAEFFER AND EVERY SINGLE OTHER ONE OF YOU STUPID DELPHI FAGGOTS. Was that clear?

You assholes think this is a game and I want my wife around your stupidity? There's a reason why those murders happened and I want nothing to do with your local stupidity and false flag, occult gangstalking.

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So how was the presser?

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>b-b-but Obama!!!!
>I know that all of America disapproves of my handling of the virus and my popularity has actually gone down
Even the talking tangerine knows he's fucked and it's over Kek.

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>SO THE BROADER POINT YOU'RE MAKING IS WIMMIN SHOULD RETURN TO HAVING LESS RIGHTS THAN CATTLE

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>just the flu bro

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E V E R Y
S I N G L E
T I M E

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So Tucker Carlson is BASED now?

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yeah, much of China is facade
but they've learned a lot from jews since then

tucc hasn't learned that oh*oans aren't people yet, it's a sad blind spot to have

i dont want to see americans dying against bugs, let them kill themselves instead

you pig farming?

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>EVERYONE HAS LABELLED CUPS WITH THEIR NAME ON IT

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economic war it is then

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Cant believe we arent nuking Beijing right this second,

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>Only Meme Yas Forums Christians Offended aborting is choice yes yes? yes
how are you getting even less coherent

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>post birth abortion
I pray to God that we will never see the day where that fucking evil shit is socially acceptable.

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what if
buying marijuana was still illegal
but growing it wasn't?

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We need Tucker to adopt the Affluent White Female Liberal (AWFL) meme

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what do you think is happening right now desu ne

This is just an unrelated coof

*coof*

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aztec blood curse is a hell of a drug

Let's say the whole world sanctions Chyna and they go into a huge recession. Millions dying of starvation, civil unrest, high pressure on the ccp. They will retaliate somehow and they have nukes. Will they be crazy enough to say fuck everything and aim for total work destruction?

The dem governors have Trump completely outmatched.

>all of America disapproves of my handling of the virus and my popularity has actually gone down
tell everybody again how the polls were right and Hillary actually won

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I'm thinking the "ireland" shill is a bot.

Obama admin got called the fuck out for funding the Chinese studies that would become the pandemic you see today, back in 2015. That was pretty cool.

I voted for trump but I am starting to regret it.

>I guess it's better than giving Ben Shapiro airtime
such a high bar

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When will america become the 110

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China doesn't give a fuck about their population. They'll just turn into best korea 2.0

I have a smokers coof swear on me mum

Yes American Army postive but abort is less positive same thing but Amicao ok with he it now

kys for tripfagging for no reason

probably
so Trump just threatens to nuke every city the second they act up
seems to be working with Iran

>he's aactually MORE popular because of the Coronavirus
Most leaders would be, a buffoon like Trump? Not a chance, disapproval has skyrocketed

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what if it was just legal, period

>253930575
>muh polls
Embarrassing.

>REEEEEEE
Fucking kikes, man.

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face of the harpy

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I know. You said that in the last thread.

Isn't it already being done?

>dry mouth is a common problem
>and most people can't find a solution
have you tried
oh I don't know
DRINKING
WATER?

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Your tenders.

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>black-star

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Never enough dudes rocking FAL's
>The Right Arm of the Muthafukin Free World, Yo.

MAGA

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ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS DRINK THE DAMN WADUR

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Hope so.

>White people with guns scare me

Good

>DRINKING
>WATER

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I would feel good about it if all strains currently on the market would be classified as "public domain" strains. And strains of weed that businesses/independent growers spend the time for research and development would be able to be copyrighted/patented.

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don't be rude user

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i am glad Stalin took Hitler down, that retard literally killed hundreds of slavs, while jews were in safe spaces

Not legally. Even abortion survivors can't legally be killed.

The only ones that do this are put up to it as a agenda. No one cares about a 80yo failed goverment party. Except discord shills.

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Why would you want to watch the president gaze into his magic mirror and pat himself on the pack when theres a global pandemic and after that a hard depression

Horror show music
Reee Reee Reee Reee

>Will they be crazy enough to say fuck everything and aim for total work destruction?
Nah, China is playing the long game.
They might get a puppet state to do that though, but that's a long shot. They have lots of assets that can sabotage, no reason to say fuck everything.

Obongo will never be called out. The pride the 'groids felt when he was elected (forgotten his huwhite mom) will forever fuel his D party

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It's a fucking plant. I don't like the fact that motherfuckers can copyright a crop already, if you don't want people stealing your secret formula just make sure there's no seeds in what you sell.

Fuck off shill

"how are you getting even less coherent" I do not own coherent. I have in heated shed a small fridge. I installed water pipe. Host family make me money food, food is chicken with rice noodle till Lock Down over with

>ywn slap them tiddies like you were slapping Yun-yun's rude chest

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Not human

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WHO HERE #INFECTEDANDUNDETECTED?

Trump did a perfect job

And stock market is on board to recover in 1/30th the time it took obummer

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>just make sure there's no seeds in what you sell.
holy shiiiiit
that's a great idea
give sellers an absolute incentive to ensure no more bags filled with seeds

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more likely nigger + jew:
50% nigger
50% kike
100% faggot

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leftist logic.......

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Daily reminder that Hollywood will butt and my suck and butts.. They have butts! Hollywood will have you fucking butts and such and my suck! You had my suck! I have a butt-butt

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This kills the magapede

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>"how are you getting even less coherent"
>I do not own coherent.
>I have in heated shed a small fridge.
>I installed water pipe.
>Host family make me money food, food is chicken with rice noodle till Lock Down over with
I can't even begin to navigate this.

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Maybe niggers shouldn't be unhealthy and niggers.

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Twitter is so corny. 90% of the gifs are niggers from some reality show I never heard of.

Cant get them imported. And when we do they are beat up and cost more than an nice AR.
It really pisses me off to no fucking end.

I know this is going to sound like a glownigger post but could some please put a ______ in her _____.