/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3281

Pray to God for salvation

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Maybe tedros is trying to warn us by posting these. People keep misinterpreting his efforts as willful lying.

Real doc here, need some medfag help.
Some medfag answered me a couple of threads ago but I was attending another emergency do I repost the request:

Looking for a medfag that is already comfortable with CPTR procedures: we found that Gerontosol 45%vol in massive dosage (around 700ml/h) are lowering the Ar.dS. below 0.6ppm/cm3 threshold.
That is a good news but not all patients react in that way, as much as 62% of cases the PPC and LCC are much higher (over 750Mpl) and Listramine concentrations are as low as 0.77hpt in globuline samples.

My patient (41, female) was hard infibulated last night and treated with 35ml/h of Lactosfenil IV to stabilize her situation but no improvements whatsoever, symptoms are high fever (39°C), low LZ-Peptides levels, HVSC not present at all. Torax Rx shows pneumolytes all around and bad bad sub-alveolar cystites on the lower pulmonary zone. Never ever seen something like that before.

Someone told me (I don't remember who, pathology or neurology fag, I really don't remember) that if CRT modulations are stable at 75MHz with only moderate overscan, the patient could go through VHS therapy without much tape demagnetization happening. Good news as TxRx levels of RS-232 receptors can be as high as 3200baud without loosing much signals from the patient.

These are very promising hopes but the pharmacological aspect need to be investigated further, Cynarite-15 in a mixture of citric acid and C2H5OH is promising but Beta-Drancolene levels skyrocketed in 20 minutes or so: not manageable. A pharma cocktail is needed to mitigate this aspect, someone suggested Margaril or Mariblodol but no proper dosage is know.

Solutions? Suggestions?

>most people
So 51%?

this basically confirms it

its just a flu bro

>(((WHO)))

>2,248,037 cases
>154,126 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
Stop spamming this shit, this faggot little virus isn't going to cause a pandemic.

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Argiebro woke up
Let's go there

Yea im sure youll find doctors on Yas Forums

Where is the argie?

Argie baker is back. What do?

Why no info on child cases at all? I feel like I’m in a fucking video game where they don’t acknowledge dying kids cuz muh feelz. Clarification, I don’t want dead kids, there just aren’t any at all?

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I think they mean many
A shame most people always get that distinction wrong. Never use most unless you are for sure its over 50%

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He came back just now.

All you have to do is make sure that the orientation of the particles on the tape is roughly correlation to the breathing frequency, so about three pulses per second.

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try asking in /sci/

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So since the WHO said it we know it's actually the opposite. Thanks Teddy.

I fucking hate sinus infections, any help with this shit cobros? I'm assuming I got Corona symptoms for the first few days, fever, weakness, headaches, but then I caught a sinus infection a family member had while I was weak. What the fuck can I do to get this shit over with and get this fucking ear pressure out?
It's been a shitty time with some of my family members in quarantine, I was the only one doing things to keep us well stocked and living well, probably caught the C because of it, and they've been shit talking me the entire way. Even got cucked out of my neetbux because my father rushed a dependent claim on my ass because he wanted extra money. Didn't even get it, either, dumbass didn't see that you don't get a bonus for adults.

Honestly I would've bought more but I feel nervous as hell being out in public nowadays. It's like a time limit before all I want to do is get the fuck out of there.

I found some bags of rice and some other calorie dense foods though so I should be good for at least a handful of months

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Chronic condition confirmed

tuck your head to your chest at an angle and roll your head down toward opposing shoulders, usually clears for me. washing out with saline rinse might help too

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If this doesn't confirm it, I'll eat a sock.

there is ###no cure### for BAT AIDS!

I have some SPAM stocked up along with a decent supply of ketchup. I like to score the spam and then pan fry it until it's golden.

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Once your sinus infection has passed you need to see a doctor who will prescribe you a nasal spray which works in the same way as asthma medication. Combine this with the asthma preventer medication and use it twice a day for three months and you’ll be ok, I suffered from the same symptoms 20 years ago and this was the only medical regimen that a doctor prescribed which helped me.

We need a pic of Homer reading from a card that says "always do opposite of what Bart says"

Fuck I mean WHO says.

Oh look We Hide Outbreaks is trying to calm the cattle down.

There's a certain canned soup I like a lot that I ate even before this. It's been out since this started but the store had ~30 cans today and I took them all. Also up to about 80 boxes of Mac n Cheese now which has been my go to for fatty carbs for lifting.

Based and boop pilled.

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