/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3281

IMAGINE BELIEVING THIS HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH SHILLING ANYTHING.

youtube.com/watch?v=GI7sBsBHdCk&feature=youtu.be

You guys should watch this
It's enlightening

Wtf we are already at 150k deaths?

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Reposting booppost

Hiya user ≧◡≦

Just wanted you to know... ʕ￫ᴥ￩ʔ

That I think about you a lot ＼(*^▽^*)/

*huggles* (＾▽＾(＾▽＾*)

We'll be apart for a while longer, but I hope you think about me too (´ω｀)

*wuggles* ヽ(°∀°人´ヮ´)ﾉ

I really miss you ●﹏●

So I want you to stay inside for me ^ω^

We'll be seeing each other soon!! ヾ(@＾▽＾@)ﾉ

-boops your cheek, nose and tummy tum tum affectionately-

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Has anyone got the futa 2 million corona chan?

ah, "normalcy" has returned

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STAY INSIDE GOY

DRINK YOUR ONIONS GOY

EAT THOSE BUGS GOY

TAKE YOUR VACCINE GOY

GET YOUR CHIP IMPLANTS GOY

Why is it always canada with the most retarded posts

Post more plebbit threads on reactivations.

NOTHING BURGER

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Argie working in china says chinks are going full subdermal chip distopia.

Where is gary

These fucking numbers...one gorillion deaths by July!

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Why no info on child cases at all? I feel like I’m in a fucking video game where they don’t acknowledge dying kids cuz muh feelz. Clarification, I don’t want dead kids, there just aren’t any at all?

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AKSHUALLY

And link them.
I want to see Reddit dying.

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习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 709,201 (37,135) #2 Spain 190,839 (20,002) #3 Italy 172,434 (22,745) #4 France 147,969 (18,681) #5 Germany 141,397 (4,352) #6 United Kingdom 108,692 (14,576) #7 China 82,692 (4,632) #8 Iran 79,494 (4,958) #9 Turkey 78,546 (1,769) #10 Belgium 36,138 (5,163) #11 Brazil 33,682 (2,141) #12 Russia 32,008 (273) #13 Canada 31,642 (1,310) #14 Netherlands 30,449 (3,459) #15 Switzerland 27,078 (1,327) #16 Portugal 19,022 (657) #17 Austria 14,595 (431) #18 India 14,352 (486) #19 Ireland 13,980 (530) #20 Peru 13,489 (300) #21 Sweden 13,216 (1,400) #22 Israel 12,982 (151) #23 South Korea 10,635 (230) #24 Japan 9,787 (190) #25 Chile 9,252 (116) #26 Ecuador 8,450 (421) #27 Poland 8,379 (332) #28 Romania 8,067 (411) #29 Saudi Arabia 7,142 (87) #30 Denmark 7,073 (336) #31 Pakistan 7,025 (135) #32 Norway 6,937 (161) #33 Czech Republic 6,549 (173) #34 Australia 6,526 (65) #35 United Arab Emirates 6,302 (37)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +31,631 (+2,516) #2 Spain +5,891 (+687) #3 Italy +3,493 (+575) #4 France +1,909 (+761) #5 Germany +3,699 (+300) #6 United Kingdom +5,599 (+847) #7 China +325 (+1,290) #8 Iran +1,499 (+89) #9 Turkey +4,353 (+126) #10 Belgium +1,329 (+306) #11 Brazil +2,999 (+194) #12 Russia +4,070 (+41) #13 Canada +1,536 (+115) #14 Netherlands +1,235 (+144) #15 Switzerland +346 (+46) #16 Portugal +181 (+28) #17 Austria +119 (+21) #18 India +922 (+38) #19 Ireland +709 (+44) #20 Peru +998 (+26) #21 Sweden +676 (+67) #22 Israel +224 (+9) #23 South Korea +22 (+1) #24 Chile +445 (+11) #25 Ecuador +225 (+18) #26 Poland +461 (+18) #27 Romania +360 (+19) #28 Saudi Arabia +762 (+4) #29 Denmark +194 (+15) #30 Pakistan +106 (+7) #31 Norway +32 (+9) #32 Czech Republic +116 (+4) #33 Australia +58 (+2) #34 United Arab Emirates +477 (+2) #35 Mexico +450 (+37)…

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is there any country that has fully reopened after a lockdown? south korea?

This is his new cope now
>only 546 cases
That feels so long ago

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Because you guys lets them get away with so much. It's like having a mentally handicapped brother but the law forbids you from putting him out of his misery.

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Dial 8

it made me laugh but i am a bit drunk either way thanks user

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brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

What the fuck? You are awake? I thought you sleeping.

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Thanks user, but it's just not the same

Taiwan, maybe

sauce?

Fuck, this is the new thread, gotta repost this
I fucking hate sinus infections, any help with this shit cobros? I'm assuming I got Corona symptoms for the first few days, fever, weakness, headaches, but then I caught a sinus infection a family member had while I was weak. What the fuck can I do to get this shit over with and get this fucking ear pressure out?
It's been a shitty time with some of my family members in quarantine, I was the only one doing things to keep us well stocked and living well, probably caught the C because of it, and they've been shit talking me the entire way. Even got cucked out of my neetbux because my father rushed a dependent claim on my ass because he wanted extra money. Didn't even get it, either, dumbass didn't see that you don't get a bonus for adults.

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Once the normies realize that recovery does not mean recovery and it keeps reactivating the shit is going to hit the fan

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How many people have to die before this stops being a Nothingburger?

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I can't. Only virtual sex for the plebs

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>365
mr god answered, just not the way you expected

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based boop reposter

i do not fucking understand this goddamn chink virus

I know a 72 yo fat cancer survivor who got and got over it in 10 days

I know a 32 year old mom of three currently fucked with pneumonia and its not going so well, kods are coofing, husband has nothing

My own mother got over the fevers within 3 days and the coof of doom in 5

My father with level 1 copd, overweight and shit condition never got an single symptom

I caught it from my mother and i never got coof attacks or fevers, only a few days shortness of breath and weird taste

I know a healthy 55 yo cop, critical ICU, intubated

52 yo ex classmate of my mother, healthy, not overweight, dead

Make sure to get your vaccine from Dr. Shekelstien and never leave your house until you get your chip implants. Boot licker scum.

You need something against rhinitis I think, It helps with mucus buildup

How do we know if someone dies FROM the Coronavirus, vs if they die WHILE having the Coronavirus? Does most of the data bother to differentiate this?

>Jews 8 times more likely to die in the UK
Definitely one of my favorite cycles for info...
Why are bongs so based?

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A pasta with every schedule is needed.

>#11 Brazil +2,999 (+194) #12 Russia +4,070 (+41) #13 Canada +1,536 (+115)
A new challenger approaches

Is there more information on these reinfections? Does it hit harder the second time?

Bros is my cat safe? I heard that they can get corona? Is it true?

>el goblierno

Multiple strains

He lives on barbecue and ilex paraguariensis.
(((They))) fear the Gaucho.

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Wtf is a tum tum?

It's literally over

No info on child deaths because they are so rare. Looking through my own state's stats it is apparent that 90% of children and teenagers are asymptomatic. They don't even get tested.

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Yes cats and dogs have tested positive but I don't know if it can pass between them.
Regardless killing my dog would probably be the last thing I do. He is better than most people

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the tigers got it....keep gato inside

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Ah yes, the classic spirit chant to ward off Chinese shills

With the ramped up testing, how many positive/dead can we expect in the USA?

1M by Monday?

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please do, we need less canadians

I am, one of the best things about quarantine.

They live in a dictatorship. They don't get a say anyway.

Is there anything to the blood type shit? I’m O- and people were saying that rh neggers don’t get hit nearly as hard.

children are gonna dunzo the parents

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Doesn't matter it will always be a nothingburger because I'll always change the goal post

The number of positive tests is dependent on how many tests are being done. That being said per this study in California only about 5% of the population has been infected so far
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.14.20062463v1
This is a slow burn and we are only now at the beginning.

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take a look and realize exactly who's boot you're actually looking and check if you can touch their nose 4 feet away

If worse korea can't reopen then we are fucked.

Based and boop pilled.

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Is there any evidence to suggest that this is worse than it seems? My understanding at the moment is that it’s basically a flu. 3-4 times more deadly, and bad atm because there is no immunity.

But then again, the media is spamming all sorts of reports that it’s basically the new airborne aids.

Will we be over this in 2 months, or are we talking a total permanent change, at least for the next 2-3 years? Asking as pol is always 1-2 months ahead of mainstream media..

licking*

The period between a babies birth and 1 yo is a bit of a risky time but those dying up to 30 is a complete statistical outlier and kids dying without any underlying medical issues is extremely rare.

we currently have 5 deaths between 0-30 of which multiple had cancer

Did you know lots of bat coronaviruses live with the bats in a symbiotic relationship, much like Mono and Herpes does with us?

Corona is trying to do the same thing with humans, and it's apparently succeeding. But, bats have one of the best immune systems around, so they barely notice it, just like Herpes Simplex for us.

This will be taxing on the human body, and will most likely lead to chronic fatigue and resurgence of symptoms on and off forever.

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

Isn’t that fucking weird though? It’s usually kids and the elderly that get smashed by stuff like this. This is the kind of shit that makes me think this is a bioweapon. It’s ridiculously consistent in certain ways, but not in others.

DO NOT COMMEMORATE THE DEATH OF CHRIST

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Thank you for your heard work to brave that unreadable site to collect these gems

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>GET YOUR CHIP IMPLANTS GOY
china is working on a chip for everyone, inside the firewall info

>heart issues
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

topkek

>Will we be over this in 2 months?
Even if we went down to only 15 new infections a day, that would still mean more than 2 months of it being over.
This is literally the new normal. I'm betting Christmas.

how embarrassing

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LOL and the digits too nice

Yeah, keep your cat inside if you can. It's already been established you can give your cat a cold (a different type of corona virus) but not the flu. But for some reason people were in denial that cats couldn't catch Covid until the debacle at the Bronx zoo happened.

it's us next user, can't you see?

what's embarrasing you reddit reaction posting mobilefag reddit nigger

Eating the last of my food rations. Fast posters, help me out.

100% of seriological studies have pointed towards high infectious/low fatality. R0 of 5+ and IFR of ~.5%

Just admit it. It's a nothingburger. Literally only 70+ year olds with health problems are dying from this. Sweden was right.

See my previous post only ~5% have been infected so far

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based

>>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
20,000 people don't call their doctor after it lasts longer than 4 hours?

>My understanding at the moment is that it’s basically a flu.
>3-4 times more deadly, and bad atm because there is no immunity.
Lack of inner logic and cute textspacing
THUS plebittor on VPN.

I still think most of the "reactivations" are caused by using antivirals.

Antivirals purge the virus more or less but you do not have enough anti bodies to prevent it from happening again

boomers arent dying off- no cheap rent

how will inflation affect rent control?

i was hoping a bunch of folks would die and rooms would open up in the sf bay area and cheap rent would once again be a thing. i guess not.

i dont see myself finding a decent job in the future, so i could go back to vanlife

i have relatively cheap rent on a huge room in a very convienent neighborhood. should i hold onto this “cheap rent” $700/mo, assuming the dollar loses half its value and rents sky rocket to $2000/mo? what yall thinky winky?

checked. miniature computers? i scoff at the assertion! drum solo

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I am on the fence of permanent change until a vaccine is ready. Countries that lifted lockdows are seeing infections rise. No we have to see if they can keep it open or not.

It's worse than the flu because it attacks the T-cells in the host. That weakens your immune system in the hosting period and for a while after. Although it's not as bad as AIDS, because you do recover your T-Cells after the infection period is over, I don't believe you're able to develop an immunity, either. And because of the weak immune system, other infections are far more serious.

Steam to loosen up the gunk in the sinus

checked
>day of the rake soon

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stupid CIA nigger you stink, go take a bath before i run you over with my car

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>barely notice it, just like Herpes Simplex for us.
Herpes doesn't work that way user. It lays waste on your immune system and cuts years of living

in what year?

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6 gorikeks

Severity of illness in many is due to an over-reactive immune response, and it's basically random.

for you....

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1999

It feels nothing like the flu. It's painful and you can't draw a full breath. Whoever came up with comparing it to the flu needs to be shot

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learn english dude

Italy’s figures have gone back up again.

Cute way of saying tummy.

>Wtf we are already at 150k deaths?

Officially, yes. We're at LEAST twice that in real deaths. Without a doubt. If you factor in Iran and China... we might honestly be close to half a million already if not passed it.

>rooms would open up in the sf bay area and cheap rent would once again be a thing
If SF rent cheaper, there will be even more shit in the streets, and disposed aids needles.

>was flattening the curve part of your plan?

>thinking everybody experiences this the same way

Take zinc supplement every day. Netti pot loaded with sterile saline to clear your sinuses out twice a day. Vassalva maneuver to help clear ear blockage. Buteyko breathing to clear blocked nose. N-acetyl-cysteine 600mg twice a day to reduce mucus production. Guaifenesin to thin out mucus. Vick’s inhaler. Get an air purifier for your bedroom and vacuum regularly. If all else doesn’t clear it completely or you get flare ups temporarily try intranasal fluticasone hydrochloride spray.

How can you be a Christian and not believe in your own personal connection to Christ? Do you need a congregation to speak to Him? No. Commemorate his death and rebirth with Him, but within you.

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>CFR is around 6-7% worldwide
>People are taking a month or more to recover from the acute infection, and they didn't have it bad
>immunity isn't long lasting
>reactivation happens in at least 9% of cases
>it's now endemic

Kek

incorrect, but it does remind me of this one thing. you have to conquer death, you have to conquer fear of hell, you have to conquer fear of creating terminators and destroying mankind all because of your mistake, but once you conquer that then you can beat the fuck out of arnold schwarzenegger"

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Literally anxiety.

it depends on the country as well. Norway is about 3-4 weeks ahead of the US, but still only 1/4 of the death toll. So I think we’re past the first wave.

But now what? How bad is this really? Most of it seems to be politics, not actual fact based. If so we would have kept on going as usual, but a bunch of 85 year old with cancer would die 2 months before they were due. Just have a feeling something is off, but that no-one can quite figure out what.

already did. now what

i am pretty confident that most of these redditors are having symptoms from severe anxiety.

I've had periods in my life where i got so anxious i had many symptoms mimicking a heart attack but ultimately harmless

Not that i think that there arent reinfections, just not not all these redditors.

300k when?