PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TESTING EDITION /ptg/

>it's the boring factual briefing the press pretends they wanted all along episode
Don't know why I'm still watching if Trump ain't there

no hapa today?

Attached: screen-watch?v=Mr6pqCj1fW8_2020-04-17-01:42:16.jpg (1685x964, 1.24M)

WE JUST KEPT ON WINNING!

Attached: winningman.jpg (720x720, 175.08K)

TRUMP IS BACK

FIREWORKS INCOMING

LIBERATION IS COMING

The WHO also said there is no guarantee antibodies cause immunity so why are they talking about vaccines?

Attached: whocav.png (811x571, 96.99K)

First to AWOO!

Attached: awoo_rare_gold.png (625x625, 443.74K)

WapO, of course. The lowest of the low.

Attached: 1574382555942.jpg (942x1186, 119.17K)

HE'S BACK
click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click

Attached: screen-watch?v=QLmQLpB567E_2020-04-17-01:43:00.jpg (1685x964, 1016.81K)

>putting the Pence and staff Q&A up front because most people tune out after Trump leaves
Bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off.

>LOOK
>LOOK AT THESE REPLIES
>BASED
>MIGA

Attached: 1587134565545.png (394x360, 172.78K)

Liberation!

she left when Trump did
draw your own conclusions

GUYS GUYS IT'S THE ORANGE MAN

ITS TREASON THEN

B-cups are not flat.

Attached: 1575425040105.jpg (658x560, 67.66K)

Attached: 1579644513302.png (1080x1082, 1.7M)

Sounds like trump is back.

>FOMENT REBELLION
YES

Attached: more please.jpg (538x161, 21.12K)

Man he looks fed up with these fucking jerks.

MAGA

Shut up and get injected with swine fetus, slave!

THEY DID A HORRIBLE THING.

DRUMPF WHY YOU TRYING TO START CIVIL WAR ISNT THAT ILLEGAL

Attached: screen-watch?v=Mr6pqCj1fW8_2020-04-17-01:43:56.jpg (1685x964, 1.12M)

MAGA

>FUDGE FACTOR
I never knew math could be so delicious.

Attached: 1562037677066.png (1039x559, 260.99K)

Haas Trump started the fire?

Attached: 1574834766296.gif (611x450, 3.63M)

LIBERATION!

LET THE GARDENERS PLANT THEIR GARDENS, YOU FUCKING JEWS

I occasionally check what my autofilters catch, and I seem to have your entire catalog in there. Embarrassing 4U.

LIBERATE AMERICA

Also, not only had the deepstate became a mainstream term but the more important term that has become mainstream, is that normies know what gaslighting is

I'll stop bashing you about them when you get a preggo boob boost.

Attached: Ain't I right(I am).jpg (750x537, 124.99K)

she cute

Attached: screen-watch?v=Mr6pqCj1fW8_2020-04-17-01:44:48.jpg (1685x964, 1.13M)

2A

Attached: 1586256086121.gif (120x120, 14.75K)

>Health (((experts)) saying you shouldn't go outside

article behind paywall.
fuck`em.

>B-cups are not flat.

Attached: isildur10.png (1238x672, 393.55K)

>MR DRUMPF JAY INSLEE SAID

Attached: 8985E3EB2B424DF585892A7F02C8D4D6.jpg (616x950, 122.01K)

As fast as it is i hope nobody notices i fucked a nigger (woman) for months

Kinda flat, bud.

>Trump literally called for rebellion against Dem governors today
>he's completely calm and confident

FUCKING BASED

Attached: 1519850354836.jpg (284x277, 21.22K)

Goyim, you do not need to go outside, you just need these pills that we can sell you that make you feel okay

Gonna buy some luxury soup with my prize money

Attached: licking_lips_awoo.gif (900x900, 127.16K)

Is it better to follow along here or the dedicated WH presser thread?

Bro look at this possum smuggler, she hot af my nigga! Fuck my ass, I fuck my fuck nigga! My pussy is delicious! :D

Attached: Check-Out-My-Smoking-Hot-Wife-Nigga.jpg (1024x807, 146K)

FUCK

DONALD

TRUMP

Attached: screen-watch?v=Mr6pqCj1fW8_2020-04-17-01:45:43.jpg (1685x964, 1.17M)

Literal schoolyard tattle

MAGA

Attached: 1582936339307.jpg (577x477, 53.8K)

>didn't take the bait and say anything negative about the protestors
Good shit, hope Texas and Hotwheels gets brought up.

GARDENING IS ILLEGAL, EAT THE BUGS GOY

Who left?

Dedicated presser thread for facts, /ptg/ for shitposting and memes

briefing started with usual Fellowship, sat through Two graph Towers, but now it's the Return of the King

Do you work for China? Are you state owned?

brown eyes, blonde hair < light eyes, dark blonde

FUCK YO MOMMA
FUCK YO GRANMA
FUCK YO DADDY
MOST OF ALL
FUCK YOU

Attached: captain spaulding thinking.webm (640x360, 705.99K)

>WHO OWNED THAT COMPANY?

CHINA!!!

Is this the reporter married to a Chinese spy? who is she?

Attached: who.jpg (540x502, 59.31K)

I bought some french bread today to eat with soup
little did I know
that french bread
is DISGUSTING
(unless you toast it or something)

Attached: 1581963192989.jpg (252x333, 55.26K)

>B-cups are not flat.

Attached: do you.png (412x382, 214.81K)

first time watching this shit live hope orange man make it worth

>OBAMA GAVE THEM MONEY BECAUSE NIGGERS HAVE NO IDEA OF THE VALUE OF A DOLLAR

Attached: 1492882281651.gif (300x250, 421.61K)

Can't keep America great without breaking some leftist skulls.

Attached: emperortrump.png (457x547, 464.77K)

south dakota BTFO

OBAMA CREATED THE WUHAN VIRUS
>OBAMA CREATED THE WUHAN VIRUS
OBAMA CREATED THE WUHAN VIRUS
>OBAMA CREATED THE WUHAN VIRUS
OBAMA CREATED THE WUHAN VIRUS
>OBAMA CREATED THE WUHAN VIRUS
OBAMA CREATED THE WUHAN VIRUS
>OBAMA CREATED THE WUHAN VIRUS
OBAMA CREATED THE WUHAN VIRUS
>OBAMA CREATED THE WUHAN VIRUS
OBAMA CREATED THE WUHAN VIRUS
>OBAMA CREATED THE WUHAN VIRUS
OBAMA CREATED THE WUHAN VIRUS
>OBAMA CREATED THE WUHAN VIRUS

OBAMA BTFO

based

Attached: fuck-you.jpg (500x500, 47.78K)

OH SHIT SHE CALLED OUT OBAMA FOR GIVING THE CHINKS MONEY TO STUDY VIRUSES

Attached: screen-watch?v=Mr6pqCj1fW8_2020-04-17-01:47:31.jpg (1685x964, 1.06M)

(((Who))) owns that company

EMERALD

>WHO WAS PRESIDENT THEN
i WONDER
>WHO WAS PRESIDENT THEN
i WONDER
>WHO WAS PRESIDENT THEN
i WONDER
>WHO WAS PRESIDENT THEN
i WONDER

OBAMA FLU

THANKS OBAMA

>WHO WAS PRESIDENT THEN? I WONDER

OH NO NO NO

Maybe if you's stop looking at them on Jabba the hutt you'd see something. Sorry all your women are fat grotesque bull dykes.

I'll admit, I was with Trump from the moment that he came down the escalator. But this tears it, I'm #RidenBiden now.

Attached: Biden Transition team.png (1152x620, 120.09K)

OBONGO STRIKES AGAIN

>Dr Birx fine af
here, you dropped these

Attached: glasses.png (1752x825, 699.43K)

Haha

>CHINA!!!

Attached: 51bd7430a8969f4c16845127204fcbe9701bf70098ba56c441421519a4667649.png (456x300, 156.29K)

OBAMA FUNDED AND CREATED THE CHINESE VIRUS
OBAMA FUNDED AND CREATED THE CHINESE VIRUS
OBAMA FUNDED AND CREATED THE CHINESE VIRUS

FACT CHECK
DRUMPF BLAMES OBAMA BUT DRUMPF IS ORANGE

>2015
>who was president then, i wonder

No wonder Corona-Chan is so low energy. Obama is her dad!

Obama went all out on giving no shits in his last two years

CORONA WAS A DEMOCRAT CONTINGENCY PLAN TO FUCK UP A TRUMP PRESIDENCY!

You can sue them for this, and win. It's not listed as an opinion article.

found the hapa

Attached: screen-watch?v=Mr6pqCj1fW8_2020-04-17-01:48:23.jpg (1280x720, 836.26K)

>WHO WAS PRESIDENT THEN

Attached: 1508973384365.png (598x564, 393.8K)

And who owned that plant?
FUCKING CHINA
TRYING TO INFECT OUR FUCKING FOOD
GLASS THE JINKS, GLASSWAR NOW

Attached: Millerhang5050232390812.jpg (1140x858, 243.44K)

It's a crusty bread meant to be eaten fresh from the oven

Attached: 1581018503969.jpg (499x499, 33.18K)

Who was in charge at the time.
Hmmmmmmmm

Attached: 1549509051039.jpg (723x540, 82.01K)

I'm sorry about your flapjacks.

toasted with garlic butter.

she gets a follow up question because her skin is brown

Yaay boyyyss

Attached: 704EB157-1223-4AFA-A1AD-BCAE785D8862.jpg (960x960, 67.73K)

Attached: trab44b2ef525a5216085ff683683b38fdf1ecbcc1cdbd12e6a19578e23972d049.png (1268x708, 1.94M)

OY VEY HOW DARE YOU INFORM THE PUBLIC

Attached: 20200417_184053.jpg (720x338, 85.36K)

>FACT CHECK: Trump claims, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that he DOESN'T KNOW who was President in 2015
>FACT: Trump has REPEATEDLY MENTIONED THAT OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT

>TFW Dead inside

Attached: who.jpg (611x478, 58.63K)

MAGA!

Attached: trump break the chains.jpg (1160x1522, 584.07K)

Well they have to make sure the disease takes before they start talking about it.

Attached: IKnowJoe (19).png (450x253, 133.89K)

These heebs really can't exist properly in a world where people take screenshots, can they?

>Obama is her dad!
Do half black baby daddies claim their children?

>qt red head photog taking pictures of niggress' ass
lolwut

Attached: screen-watch?v=Mr6pqCj1fW8_2020-04-17-01:49:52.jpg (1685x964, 1.26M)

>Is this the reporter married to a Chinese spy? who is she?
nope
Paula Reid is the chink spy wife

Attached: paula reid hubby china.png (583x576, 253.07K)

>Reee we need our TV talking heads to tell you what to think

>You can sue them for this, and win. It's not listed as an opinion article.
>Oops just a technical error goy

Attached: IMG_3882.jpg (427x577, 27.2K)

What the fuck is a transition team?

>B-cups are not flat.
Neither are the tires on my dirt bikes.

>as he sets his sights beyond November
He should probably be using that time to review nursing home pamphlets.

Attached: 1569194882795.jpg (330x319, 49.06K)

There was $90 billion in the first stimulus for hospitals that they haven't even accessed.

It all makes sense now. She's the biggest cunt on the press, and one of the least intelligent.

Most of the legacy media doesn't understand that the internet exists because they subscribe the Krugman philosophy that the internet never was successful

>Shabbos
MISTER LOVER MAN

Attached: 1566565244787.jpg (1280x720, 94.75K)

>payroll tax cut
TRUMP YES

DO YOUR GODDAMNED JOB, SKELETOR

of the hundreds of niggers he let out of prison in his final year, I wonder how many are right back in today

Attached: destroy the malarkey.png (793x446, 624.52K)

A transition team is for a winning Presidential candidate to start getting their people in place after the election before they're sworn in. Trump had a transition team in 2016. Biden setting one up before he's even officially the nominee is raw hubris.

My Walmart carries this house brand klamata olive bread that blows everything out of the water

a team that helps you transition to being president when you take office

SMITHFIELD MEATS owned by CHINA a weird situation

Attached: 4640723334776d6d114517e0466e49e82e89be8358173f77f784b8a880a540e9.png (1280x720, 1.49M)

DRUMPF ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SAYING YOU DONT BELIEVE THE CHINKS?

Attached: screen-watch?v=Mr6pqCj1fW8_2020-04-17-01:52:08.jpg (1685x964, 1.09M)

CHINKS BTFO

Trump left for a while and Q posted twice in his absence.

>What the fuck is a transition team?
It the President-elect team that works with the outgoing administration to ensure a smooth transition of power so that the new Pres can start from day 1 with no delays

>What the fuck is a transition team?
Joe's changing genders once he gets elected president so he can become the 1st female president.

>It's simple, we kill the BAT

I like watching Fox10 Phoenix for these press briefs. They show the reporter and trump usually.
youtube.com/watch?v=-w9TLpHmAPE

Attached: trump stimulus tweet.jpg (828x986, 459.51K)

>Oops just a technical error goy
It wouldn't be hard to establish a pattern of malfeasance.
In which case, they can't hide behind that.

>IT COULD'VE BEEN SOLVED VERY EASILY IF THERE WERE NO CHINKS

Attached: 1487374767224.jpg (600x600, 88.53K)

that dead-eye chick is freaking me out

Attached: screen-watch?v=Mr6pqCj1fW8_2020-04-17-01:52:45.jpg (1685x964, 1.18M)

Screenies?

>that bat is 40 miles away

ANOTHER TRUMP LIE. THE CLOSEST WET MARKET IS 600 MILES AWAY.

SUE CHINA
>SUE CHINA
SUE CHINA
>SUE CHINA
SUE CHINA
>SUE CHINA
SUE CHINA
>SUE CHINA
SUE CHINA
>SUE CHINA
SUE CHINA
>SUE CHINA

Those wet zones

Thanks for the info.
I'll look more into it myself.

Attached: 1584741990070.png (338x464, 177.28K)

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW BIDEN IS MALARKEY!

Attached: Raiden with Biden.webm (1920x1080, 2.25M)

He might have a shot!!

Attached: ht_biden_dc_102617_16x9_992.jpg (992x558, 44.61K)

TOO MANY SNAFUS

its a wet market dumass

BAT HYPOTHESIS DISPROVEN
OH NO NO NO
>IT CAME FROM CHY-NA

Attached: awoo chink.gif (544x646, 400.83K)

oh fuck they know about bat soup

>SMITHFIELD MEATS owned by CHINA

Attached: 1569107152568.png (618x948, 820.3K)

LOL, he doesn't need a transition team if he somehow wins. He'll just reinstall all the cronies from Obama's administration and watch T.V. as the elites run the show.

Chinks are still bat eating savages. Nuke them.

Attached: Enterprise spy.jpg (1044x1024, 415.06K)

DRUMPF DOES NOT BELIEVE CHINA
IMPEACH

So creepy.

Attached: 1567150975938.jpg (1727x2220, 456.78K)

DRUMPF WHY HAVENT YOU TRIED BAT SOUP? YOU RACISS OR SOMETHING?

Attached: screen-watch?v=Mr6pqCj1fW8_2020-04-17-01:53:46.jpg (1280x720, 580.36K)

Kek, he brought up obongacare

hahahhaha, he's bringing up the website again

True. I prefer G to I cups. J is also barely doable, but it's rare.

nothing wrong with that

Attached: dfc ice cream.webm (640x800, 1.49M)

CHINA YOU GONNA PAY

WHERE IS MY CASH, RUMP?

80 MILLION BLIMPFBUX PAYMENTS
>80 MILLION BLIMPFBUX PAYMENTS
80 MILLION BLIMPFBUX PAYMENTS
>80 MILLION BLIMPFBUX PAYMENTS

Attached: BLIMPFBUX45V2.png (540x233, 265.42K)

Attached: Proofster 1.jpg (249x242, 5.75K)

Attached: 1582167890300.jpg (548x578, 57.71K)

Stop buying muh drugs cracka
3smilingnegroes.jpg

YOU, user, IN THE BACK
GO AHEAD

Attached: screen-watch?v=Mr6pqCj1fW8_2020-04-17-01:53:34.jpg (1280x720, 591.2K)

>5'11" vs 6'0"
Yes.

Attached: 1552420280464.png (1280x720, 1.35M)

>I DON'T LIKE THE RALLIES WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE A DNC RALLY

Attached: 1488333669527.jpg (467x632, 74.34K)

RALLIES ARE COMING
RALLIES ARE COMING
RALLIES ARE COMING
RALLIES ARE COMING
RALLIES ARE COMING

Attached: screen-watch?v=QLmQLpB567E_2020-04-17-01:54:57.jpg (1685x964, 921.86K)

Always asking him about timelines and dates

Qoomers are now pushing the theory that her real mom is Marina Abromovic.

tbqh I like these press briefing where he just BTFOs the media everyday. I don't really wanna see these go and to go back to rallies.

I think the pandemic just turned into a zombie apocalypse.

nothing wrong with b-cups.

two scoops, please

Attached: 1556286785386.jpg (750x562, 69.48K)

RALLIES

Where were you when Drumpf saved MMO gaming for all time?
Gamers rise tf up

Attached: F6AB2F9C-0D27-4A8B-B500-315E158700FF.jpg (720x673, 130.83K)

>SMITHFIELD MEATS owned by CHINA a weird situation
Did this actually come up?
Someone is listening to www.noagendashow.com lol

height whores have daddy issues, I don't know what to tell you about them

>Trumpcels spread the virus among themselves and die
>nothingburgers die
Based

how hard is trump going to go at rallys once covid fucks off? 5 a day every day?

RALLIES

>5'11 vs 5'12

TRUMP RALLIES INCOMING

Attached: popcorn.jpg (500x500, 44.33K)

When will we stop winning, Mr. President? I’m tired of winning!

she's a sleeper

Attached: 29ecfd10da3b60c8d64955d44cfb53e172b2ec86a6d158f91e9e5382ff957bdc.png (214x300, 144.48K)

T H I C C

Attached: screen-watch?v=Mr6pqCj1fW8_2020-04-17-01:55:11.jpg (1685x964, 961.29K)

BIGGER THAN EVER

They both have a similar creepy lizard-wearing-human-skin look to them.

Attached: 1582258281432.jpg (1012x1017, 117.67K)

Drumpf why was a website and system that was built in a weak have a few problems? Why wasn't it perfect off the bat!?

yeah but fuck it
I want Trump talking to the people not the press

She's her pupil

>True. I prefer G to I cups.

Attached: g cup.webm (640x480, 1.93M)

Q promised corona was cover for arrests
where are they?

>even that small

Attached: 56EB09C8-1CDF-495A-B143-1E8BEB36FF64.png (750x1334, 884.24K)

Fat

Attached: fat awoo.png (900x900, 316.08K)