/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3280

I wanted to fix the colours

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Argiebro is asleep.

Still can't believe he's gone.

>1,5k deaths in one day
ok china where did you pull these numbers from

So we peaked last week, right? Back when we were getting 1700-1800 new deaths a day in the US, right?? Because Trump said we peaked and it's time to get back to work.

So that means it was a nothingburger, right? heh, totally not a happening. Back to work in two weeks, no more than 60,000 American deaths by August 4.

... right????

Starting to worry now that states are reopening.

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Not gonna lie

Kinda want to try a bowl

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checked. perfect justice, user. let's roll some digits and see what mr god thinks

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Speaking as a Floridian I don't care anymore. Let the bodies hit the floor
youtube.com/watch?v=Xbsto-SqnPQ

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Not even the second wave, the first never ended!

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2,478 deaths and 31,500 cases in the US only today
b-but trump said we peaked, wtf bros?

RIP Chen
A true hero in this world

NEW YORK, THE EPICENTER OF CORONA! MEANWHILE...
EMPTY HOSPITALS, UNUSED AMBULANCES, AND THE CITY DEVOID OF SIRENS.
youtube.com/watch?v=uzXHwYrkqtk
TIMESTAMP: youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=365

NURSES PUTTING IN OVERTIME TO DEAL WITH CORONA PATIENTS
youtube.com/watch?v=huWZkTMJmhI

CRISIS ACTOR CAUGHT (TIMESTAMPS):
youtu.be/_scQ97B97uY?t=2044
youtu.be/upv3IpvNDms?t=670

ACTUAL DOCTORS, NOT MEDIA SHILLS AND FEARMONGERERS
youtube.com/watch?v=QUvWaxuurzQ
youtu.be/lGC5sGdz4kg?t=585
youtube.com/watch?v=VK0Wtjh3HVA
youtube.com/watch?v=1kOthv-6Qr8

LABELING PEOPLE AS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST BEGAN WITH THE CIA TRYING TO PREVENT INVESTIGATION
youtu.be/wMN-4sGZynE?t=1537

NYC HOSPITALS DELIBERATELY RESTRICTING THE RELEASE OF THE DECEASED. WHY? TO STACK UP THE BODIES AND PROVIDE THE IMAGE THAT THERE ARE A MASS NUMBER OF DEATHS. AND YES, THEY DO RELEASE SOME OF THE DECEASED, SO THEY'RE NOT PREVENTING ANY 'CORONA BOMBS.'
youtu.be/-FKUI4iyTfc?t=806

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE, A VERY COST-EFFECTIVE MEDICATION, NOT APPROVED BY THE FDA REGARDLESS OF CLINICAL TRIAL DATA PROVEN FOR ITS EFFECTIVENESS. POLITICAL PRESSURE IS THE ROADBLOCK.
youtube.com/watch?v=pO01QJSC-TU

Hunker down for the explosion and subsequent re-lockdown. I went out and bought groceries for the first time in months today to hunker down, about $600 worth on top of what I already had.

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He takes off once in a while. I've baked a few of the threads, too.

All that talk about waves makes me wish for a pic of Corona-Chan on a surfboard

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Someone please go to these protests and put up a Corona-chan sign.

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F

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I guess I should be grateful that my mother and me are both relatively healthy and work in the public sector, we are in no danger of losing jobs, so I can spend time engaging in carefree shitposting

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Holy shit people on plebbit are dropping like flies

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>They're opening the beaches back up
Why do these faggots want to get the virus?

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His name was Chen Qiushi
He was murdered by the Chinese Communist Party
Don't forget his name.

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Frankly I think it's for the best. There's a lot of idiots in this state, the people protesting think it's not even real. This place needs a purge

What did you make for dinner user with all your supplies? I roasted a pork loin and made a nice white wine and cream sauce and served it all over rice with a glass of wine.
The world may be fucked but that is no reason not to enjoy a good meal before the end.

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Georgeous.

Which one should I leave out to defend my minecraft house this summer?

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Good. The less redditors the better

I have a bad fever anons (102 F), Am I going to die?

They pulled them from the "oh fuck, the Gweilo know" drawer.

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Based Corona-chan.

Yep. I went about 3 days ago and spent another $400 to.top off my supplies. I hadn't been in over a month.

NEVER FORGET

I always fear for Corona-chan when the US task force gives a conference, they make a good job sounding smug and confident

I haven't eaten dinner yet. I ate a bunch of carrots and a sandwich around lunch time

Stay safe!

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Don’t forget who also left us

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>4,099 strains have been sequenced
Excuse me u fuckin wot m8

>work in the public sector
So you're one of those shills CNN told us about, huh.

I forgot to take one when I went today. Sorry user. I wasn't going to go, it was a last minute decision.

We're still months or years away from the "peak".

Florida user here, we need the spics and kikes removed by corona chan

I wouldn't worry about them

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This is what will eventually push the lockdowns back. More stories of normie people getting their shit pushed in by this will make it easier for governments to say “just two more weeks bro” as we push this through the summer. Oddly, more people need to die now so less die later.

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Then look at the numbers, they are dying like flies.
worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/
Corona-chan is going to destroy America.

Careful, checking digits gets the ban

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How likely is the locust plague gonna escape from africa, cause a famine and triple fuck us?

Hypothetically lets say immunity is good for life if you survive and someone offers to give it to you tomorrow to get it over with. Do you let them do it?

thanks fren, you too

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o7

I'm more of a /g/uru myself, but yes ;_;7 to both.

checked. physicsgirl has a really cool video about heat transmission that you might like. fucking nigger monkeys

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I only want the strongest and most toxic strain of corona-chan.

>CORONA VIRUS CONFIRMED AS BIO-ENGINEERED

CORONA VIRUS CONFIRMED AS BIO-ENGINEERED

>IT WAS THE FOUR PROTEINS FROM THE HIV VIRUS WHICH GAVE IT AWAY

IT WAS THE FOUR PROTEINS FROM THE HIV VIRUS WHICH GAVE IT AWAY

>THE PARJEET SCIENTISTS WERE RIGHT

THE PARJEET SCIENTISTS WERE RIGHT

zerohedge.com/health/covid-19-man-made-virus-hiv-discoverer-says-could-only-have-been-created-lab

>COVID-19 Is A Man-Made Virus: HIV-Discoverer Says "Could Only Have Been Created In A Lab"

>GilmoreHealth.com's Robert Miller writes that contrary to the narrative that is being pushed by the mainstream that the COVID 19 virus was the result of a natural mutation and that it was transmitted to humans from bats via pangolins, Dr Luc Montagnier the man who discovered the HIV virus back in 1983 disagrees and is saying that the virus was man made.

>Professor Luc Montagnier, 2008 Nobel Prize winner for Medicine, claims that SARS-CoV-2 is a manipulated virus that was accidentally released from a laboratory in Wuhan, China. Chinese researchers are said to have used coronaviruses in their work to develop an AIDS vaccine. HIV DNA fragments are believed to have been found in the SARS-CoV-2 genome.

>According to Professor Luc Montagnier, winner of the Nobel Prize for Medicine in 2008 for “discovering” HIV as the cause of the AIDS epidemic together with Françoise Barré-Sinoussi, the SARS-CoV-2 is a virus that was manipulated and accidentally released from a laboratory in Wuhan, China, in the last quarter of 2019.

>In a challenging question Dr Jean-François Lemoine inferred that the coronavirus under investigation may have come from a patient who is otherwise infected with HIV.

>"No," says Luc Montagnier, "in order to insert an HIV sequence into this genome, molecular tools are needed, and that can only be done in a laboratory."

Thanks you white niggers of Huntington Beach! California will now be much longer lockdown because of you!

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Guys, why is lum perfect in every way?

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I would rather have people around me get castrated by chink aids and never get it myself

I'm pretty sure they work for a private enterprise, on paper at least

Woman & Child Harassed By Police For Having A Picnic

youtu.be/CDiUlCXwnak

Order Followers - The Most Dangerous People On Earth

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If only I got a corona-chan sticker for my car to been in the parade

Why am I not surprised a chink is saying this.

Actually currently it's 4,208, I'll update that later

hows ingesting bleach working for ya?

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youtu.be/GI7sBsBHdCk

BASED, BURGERS BTFO

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Yeah, I went out and bought so much extra food yesterday it's crazy.

Where's all the videos of Amerifats dropping like the chinks were early on? You cunts now have 700k cases and not a damn thing compared to the chinks when they had less than 5% of that number.

NOTHING SUSS!!!

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>implying "argie"bro hasn't just returned to the Fatherland

If that was true it would be easy to produce a vaccine so I should just wait instead of getting free pulmonary fibrosis for life.

Hey~ :3

I've got to go for a while but I just wanted to let you know one thing, okay?

You know what that is, right? ȌωȌ

*huggles* (＾▽＾(＾▽＾*)

That you are SUPER DUPER important!

*wuggles* ヽ(°∀°人´ヮ´)ﾉ

And super warm...

Be safe, okay? ^ω^

Take care of yourself! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

I'll see you soon!! (´°ω°｀)

-Sadly boops your cheek, nose and tummy tum tum-

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good luck with a vaccine

Xir just need to stop the hormones reddit.com/r/COVID19positive/comments/g0s31l/i_25_year_old_trans_woman_am_in_the_hospital_and/

Would you suck Putin's cock if he told you to? That's the real question here.

Lots of reports of reactivation on plebbit

I don’t care what the guberment says no way in hell am I leaving my room

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What ever happened to thay chink? He still missing?

At least 1,081 on board French aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle have tested positive for the coronavirus, French media reported on Friday, citing the country's defense ministry.

According to the ministry, 2,010 people were tested as of Friday with 1,081 sailors positive.

So far, 24 members have been admitted to hospital while one individual is receiving intensive care.

Last week, the aircraft carrier was brought home 10 days earlier from its Atlantic deployment after some sailors showed symptoms.

news.cgtn.com/news/2020-04-17/France-s-aircraft-carrier-reports-940-confirmed-COVID-19-cases-PLJcSsU2ek/index.html

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he died from corona

It is suss the numbers don’t make a lot of sense to me and I work in healthcare, still gone to work all this time. Do not personally know anyone who’s contracted it and neither does anyone I know.

I wanna cut your head off and fuck your neck stump

Thank you, but be careful! I got in trouble for writing those out...

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Glad you are ok and still fun posting. In dark times its important to have a little sunshine

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>due errands while wearing respirator, cartridges, eye goggles, and gloved
>when normies turn around and see you, their eyes widen and they step the fuck away from you
>have started intentionally breathing like darth vader further discomfort them
This is so fucking great

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These threads are psyops maintained by intelligence agents stationed across the globe.

Only if it's the real one, not a fake

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How do you know this?

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Organ harvested.

>pain at the back of the skull
I'm doomed.

imagine posting something like that for the upvotes
i hate them so much

Based boop poster is back

>everyone I don't like is CIA

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"Chairman Xi, westeners have been saying our deaths are fake, should we do something?"
"Lmao just add 50% to wuhans deaths"

based chinks, this level of blatant lying

Based, have a (you)

Holy shit, those daily deaths.

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If they wanna see my shitposting then let them have at it

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Epic

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Thanks for staying safe, we worry about you.

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Shill confirmed. Also what does that pic say? I can't understand vampire speak.

>tfw this was on its way to being a nothingburger but Trump and the other states easing lockdowns are going to turn it into a happening again

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trunews.com/stream/fortress-trump-washington-braces-for-new-cold-war-as-wuhan-lab-blamed-for-coronavirus

trunews.com/stream/fortress-trump-washington-braces-for-new-cold-war-as-wuhan-lab-blamed-for-coronavirus

trunews.com/stream/fortress-trump-washington-braces-for-new-cold-war-as-wuhan-lab-blamed-for-coronavirus

trunews.com/stream/fortress-trump-washington-braces-for-new-cold-war-as-wuhan-lab-blamed-for-coronavirus

@ 4:20

CBC news wants leafs to report their family members for saying chink bad

>tfw it'll seem like the curve has flattened because of testing capacity being reached

That's the good shit right there

I grilled a nice ribeye and had a glass of red wine.

I'm near the area and people haven't really gave a shit. I've seen tons of boomers and families riding around in groups on bikes or out walking around. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink. Meanwhile, I stocked up on supplies in Jan/Feb and haven't left the house.

Depends on the layout of your minecraft house and the proximity to the nearest villager. I would lean towards the shotgun.

wtf is this?

That's extremely cool.

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>102 F
Post pics

Testing capacity keeps growing though