Big poops means you're alpha

And people laughed at that canadian telling us that the average person uses one roll per day
Hope you bought a stash, else you're gonna be sucking dick for a roll of tp soon

fake news.
france and italy are very dirty countries and people, they will never use that many rolls.

I'm pretty much the only person that uses the downstairs bathroom and the roll needs replacing every 3 weeks. Apparently I shit at 2/3rds the rate of a hue.

No shit. Well, lots of shit, mostly on the streets and beaches, but come on man.

You misspelled fatass.
Can't begrudge you, it almost sound the same.

Said the leader of scatporn in Europe.

big poops mean you eat entirely too much fucking fiber.
also, shit thread
sage

I use about half a roll per day, I lay larger cables than some electric companies.

Where's India?

USA full of 400 lb alphas I guess

Is`n it sort of a custom to shit on the beach in `stralia ? asking for a friend.

how the fuck do yanks use almost two rolls Per week?
Finn here, I use 5-6 pieces for anti-splash and 3-6+ wipes (sometimes I wipe and wipe and wipe, still brown) with two pieces folded together. 1-3 times per day I go.
How many pieces does the average roll have? 200?
That's 11-42 pieces per day, so 5-18 days on a single roll. Even if I'd somehow go near diarrhea for a whole year, I'd still have 73 rolls demolished per year, much more likely going for that 20-30 roll range.

Nice. you are still french - which makes you a nigger lover.

No, if you need to wipe a lot then your microflora in your gut needs help.

poetic. thank you for letting me participate in your defecate customs - the more you know !

>91
Wrong, I go through a roll roughly every 10-14 days

Baby Wipes master race reporting in, where my soft wipes chads at

I know it's a meme, but how do peoole use so much TP? A 4 pack lasts me around 2 months

I use 1 or 2 per day.

I use roughly seven wipes, each of which uses 8-12 squares. If flushable wet wipes aren't available then I'll use two to four additional wipes that have been wet down; these wipes need to be be reinforced due to water causing TP to break up, so these ones usually have 20 squares. I use roughly one roll of cottonelle ultra per bowel movement. And before someone says, "eat more fiber," I eat plenty; usually every wipe after the first is completely clean and white. I wipe so much due to obsessive compulsive disorder and a fear that I might have missed something.

or the cleanest

Based retards.
The numbers are probably based on tonnage sold divided by the population, which leads to some distortions from all commercial spaces and office buildings that buy a fuckload to keep in storage.

...making some baked beans, THEY SPILL OVER, -people are gonna use TP to clean that mess up. you need to add that into your consideration.

My entire family has been doing Mississippi Mud Slides to avoid using toilet paper during the quarantine. I don't think i'm gonna go back.

Beaners have chronic diarrhea tho.
I live in South Texas.
I was a janitor as a young boy and have been studying this phenomenon for many years.
Sometimes they spray shit all over the walls because they cannot contain the diarrhea.
They also have trashcans next to the toilet so they can throw their shit covered tp into it.
This is because they have never known what life is like in a country with running sewage drains.
Mexico once had a working sewage system that was destroyed by all the toilet paper that built up in it.

Americans and Germans are dirty people with no culture. Every other nation uses tp and OF COURSE water/bidet/bottle. Only degenerates use tp only.

>seven wipes
>8-12 squares
you wasteful faggot
i use one square per wipe get on my level

> and Germans
KEK.
ALLAAAHHHUUU AKBAR, go back to Syria.

Yeah, amerimutts are fat, what's new?

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Current year.