/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3279

WuFlu is kill

>tfw no culona-chan to sit on my face

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Why is deathrate for each country so different?

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"NY is under control" - Donald Trump, April 17th

They reanimated

This until I found something to waste all my time on, now I don't care anymore

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Counting is hard. Not everyone is capable.

So what is real US deaths today? Why is news running with the 4500 number? It seems like its just 2300 so far. I thought the 4500 was after NYC added those older deaths yesterday.

>When, during the summer and early fall of 1999, one European nation after another was liberated by the Organization, the Chinese decided to make a grab for European Russia. The Organization countered this move massively, using nuclear missiles to knock out the still-primitive Chinese missile and strategic-bomber capabilities, as well as hitting a number of new Chinese troop concentrations west of the Urals. Unfortunately, this action did not stem the Yellow tide flowing north and west from China.
>The Organization still required time to reorganize and reorient the European populations newly under its control before it could hope to deal in a conventional manner with the enormous numbers of Chinese infantry pouring across the Urals into Europe; all its dependable troops at that time were hardly sufficient even for garrison duty in the newly liberated and still not entirely pacified areas of eastern and southern Europe.
>Therefore, the Organization resorted to a combination of chemical, biological, and radiological means, on an enormous scale, to deal with the problem. Over a period of four years some 16 million square miles of the earth's surface, from the Ural Mountains to the Pacific and from the Arctic Ocean to the Indian Ocean, were effectively sterilized. Thus was the Great Eastern Waste created.
>Only in the last decade have certain areas of the Waste been declared safe for colonization. Even so, they are "safe" only in the sense that the poisons sowed there a century ago have abated to the point that they are no longer a hazard to life. As everyone is aware, the bands of mutants which roam the Waste remain a real threat, and it may be another century before the last of them has been eliminated and White colonization has once again established a human presence throughout this vast area.

We need to make every last page, ever last word, of this book real, unironically. Right down to the footnotes.

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Differnce of measuring. Some test post mortem, some not, some only test cases that end up in hospital.

OPEN IT BACK UP
FUCK CUOMO
THANK YOU BILL GATES
VENTILATORS - GOLD ACCORDIONS OF THE WEST
1 DEATH IS TOO MANY SO LETS RE OPEN
he's very confused today

>CFR 10%
Sounds about right what's the problem?

Everyone does something to not count deaths. Question is how far does a country go in the effort

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healthdata.org/covid/updates
Write up is up

when the USA refugees start to arrive??

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BC EASING RESTRICTIONS NEXT MONTH

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>wonderful, beautiful immunity

he doesn't know

He and nothing burgers are just going to repeat it until they get what they want and have us reopened completely then disaster 2-3 weeks later

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SDCC and AX cancelled on the same day due to coronavirus

>we will have beautiful immunity
>best tests, fantastic tests, best economy, bests scientists

He doesn't know anything
That's not new

>Trump using his steak salesman tricks to make me believe the airborne aids pandemic is under control

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>Vaccines will be there very very late, sadly.
>But treatments are on the way.

Trump.

haven't paid attention at all. is trump trying to get people to leave quarantine?

two weeks

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So when are all the other states going to start sending their probable deaths to the CDC and not just NY, we need to get pic related 50/50.

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Based herd province

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Is it true that covid19 is airborne aids? Does it attack your T cells? I'm fucking scared bros...

>Moscow new hospital for 900 patients
>china 10 days
>russia 1 month
at least we finished it

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>brb smoke break

Of course he is. Hes literally telling the states to just open up if they want. He said that yesterday

Gonna repost because I posted in the stale bread.
I think Trumps response to the virus is showing his greatest flaw, which is ironically his best strength when it came to getting elected. His business background.
He defines himself as a guy who gets the job done, gets it done fast, and gets profits doing it. He's been trying to brand his presidency in the same way. Stock market highs, jobs all over, profit profit profit. But then Corona hit and the entire thing broke down.
I think the unemployment numbers are what drove him to really start pushing the reopen scheme. He thinks that the unemployed will blame him for hurting their livelihood, and thus, he wants to find a quick fix to get the job numbers back up.
His biggest mistake so far is going corporate focused in terms of the bailout. Congress and Trump fast tracked the bailout bill, but gave most money to corporate entities. If he had done a prototype of UBI, or even just committed more to the TrumpBux idea and made it a monthly payment during the crisis, he could've kept the optics on his side. But now he's panicking, because bodies are dropping and he isn't a president suited for a nature driven crisis.

>0.1% of NY is dead
>not even over yet
>only the first wave

It can infect and kill T cells but doesn't replicate in them so the AIDS is temporary

>quarantine lifts
>retards and wagies go out and die
>people with triple digit IQ and NEETs stay in
I don't see the problem, open it up.

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Did the test persons die?

Don't know what news you are talking about specifically, but journalists aren't the most competent or professional. They constantly mix shit up or hype something to create a story. It gives the schizos fodder when they come on here with conflicting stories from different news agencies, or when some retard posts the wrong photo (or just a stock photo) for someone or something.

We all fucking dead yo

Yeah, corona can kill your t-cells but we don't know if this cute virus can replicate in them

How will you get your deenz if the factory workers are all dead?

Hopefully yours doesn't start leaking in 10 days like chinas did

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Probably lots of people to bribe and vodka involved.

woah, would ya look at that...

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CAN'T WAIT TO DO MY PART FOR THE HERD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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that’s so hot

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Fake and gay. New baker needed.

Most people who dies from corona are males older than 70. There are no such males in Russia.

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>Deaths on worldometer dropped by 288, I don't know why.
More reanimated finns?

So new york only had 395 new cases today or is there update coming later?

Ok that's a LITTLE reassuring at least.

There are zero uniform data collection practices in place. I have no idea why the WHO exists. If they wanted to actually be useful they should’ve deployed testing coordination facilities to each country and supported local testing regimen through methods of data collection and proper qualifications for a COVID-19 death.

Instead we have an e-concert. Thank you lady ga ga.

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Its WSJ. They are using John's Hopkins numbers. Are those just older deaths cause no one else said 4500 deaths yesterday.

Reanimate them?

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I did a calorie count today, I have enough for 9 months at 2500 calories a day. I don't care.

OPEN IT UP!

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CAN WE GET ONE DAY OF RAINY COMFY LOCKDOWN WEATHER

I SWEAR IT HASNT RAINED HERE PROPPERLY FOR MONTHS

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looks like german happy camp

>>Moscow new hospital for 900 patients
>>china 10 days
>>russia 1 month
>at least we finished it
Maybe it's a real hospital and not just a patient crushing death trap?

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