PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TESTS COMPLETED EDITION /ptg/

I pray this asshole gets voted out.

How do you guys cope that you will never get a gf? How do you guys a strong mind?

MAGA

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Based. Seriously though, go a few days without pounding your dick off and see how much better you feel

Got my TrumpBux today! Thanks Trump!

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Very rad.

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Yesterday's presser almost seemed to have a finality to it, like we wouldn't have another one for a week or two...but Blimpf knows he needs to be in front of the cameras on a daily basis

I N V S I B L E E N E M Y

>impossible to get testing for the rona without giving your DNA to kikes

make it stop

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Local Fox affiliates are playing it.

I thought Trump pulled another Tim Apple when he called Perdue, I thought he was talking about the CEO of Perdue Farms.

Imagine calling a state a “dem state” and considering yourself a reporter

>June? What do you mean July? There's no way we can reopen in August! September is far too early!
Tiresome.

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My gf is God

good

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Trump is willing to undermine governors and risk millions of lives so his precious economy can be saved before the election. Pathetic.

just stop caring about it

>I pray this asshole gets voted out.
God can't hear leftist prayers.

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who needs testing

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Looks like American needs more cotton pickers. I wonder where they could find some

>YOU CAN GET COTTON EASILY
>WE STILL HAVE PLENTY OF NIGGERS TO PICK COTTON
TRUMP NO

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Jewish alien bitches about America defending their borders. I wonder what his opinions on protecting the borders of his home nation?

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XiNN gonna XiNN

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GST feed -
youtube.com/watch?v=hEfeLtpxT3g

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You'll find out in a couple of weeks, if American media even decides to report on it..

I AM THE KING OF VENTILATORS

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>Gates Foundation

aren't they planning on making testing mandatory for you to prove that you are immune before you get the right to leave your home?

>Trump is willing to undermine governors and risk millions of lives so his precious economy can be saved before the election.
Kill yourself faggot.

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AMLO SHOOT OUT

fuck off gst

PRESIDENT OF MEXICO MENTIONED
Thanks Trump for helping us out with the coronavirus

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Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal you simp

When will I get my trump bux?

lmao i wish he said that

>There will never be a cure
>There will never be a vaccine
>Will always be with you
>super contagious
Why the fuck is this Trump so worried about reopening the economy?

He damn sure doesn't hear the prayers of uneducated reactionary gun toting bigots.

if it happens it happens
i've accepted that i'm most likely never going to have a family so i just think of other things to do.

If/when there is a second outbreak are they going to need to pass a new bill? Going to tank the economy just in time for election.

I paid cash without giving my name. Confirmed positive for covid-19 antibodies probably had it a couple of months ago.

He won't.

www.noagendashow.com

>I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON
Y-yeah?

If they do that I can promise that I am going to some very bad things on my private Minecraft realms server

What is the alternative?

they already have your DNA from the moment you are born user

Trumps voice sounds kinda gay tbhwy.

THE LYING FAKE NEWS MEDIA IS THE ENEMY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

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Shills absolutely kvetching lmaooooo

Have fun dying of the coronavirus because your president wants to "open america back up"

UM HELLO, BASED DEPARTMENT???

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I enjoy my peace of mind, you know? I appreciate the time I keep to myself to do what I want with.

why are not thise motherfuckers broadcasting Trump?

>this is the new "die for Israel"
lel

Shills are mad, this is fucking FUNNY!

Only plebs eat food from farms, I get mine from high-end supermarkets.

God I can't wait for them to ask about his tweets today.

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He will. Because of Trump's botched response, Americans will choose Biden.

Now that the dust has settled, why the FUCK did he get two scoops of chocolate ice cream when everyone else at the dinner got just one?

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I want to drink Melania's pee

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Stop using my name, asshole! I'm suing you for identity theft!

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twitter.com/lgbtqnation/status/1250620686487351296

Absolutely based and fagpilled.

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ok groomer

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a broad would be LUCKY to have me father her kids

fuck outta here nerd

>Everyone who doesn't parrot Fox News talking points is a "shill"

This shill right here earning his 2 cents per post lmao

>most corrupt president in history
>surrounds himself with other crooks
>bird of a feather and all that

OY VEY

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>dying of the coronavirus
Impossible, I'm white.

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Why do these shills always sound like catty faggots?

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So who is the real nick?

>COOFING
GOD DAMN IT HANG THEM ALL

>Gates Foundation

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Donald Trump knew Epstein. They always accuse you of what they themselves are guilty of.

it's my name. pic related, me.

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I can't actually defend my worldview so I'll just post memes

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same

Because control of the narrative is control of reality.

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tfw still waiting on my trumobux and for them to ask what he meant by those tweets

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>why are not thise motherfuckers broadcasting Trump?
come on Juan...its NPR

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It is very gross!

Biden can't even form a sentence. He is no longer mentally capable of anything.

I love how the reporters keep btfo of trump during questioning. Lol he's replies are cringe too.

I want to make a melania pee + breast milk protein shake

Admit Donald Trump is a joke.

>He damn sure doesn't hear the prayers of uneducated reactionary gun toting bigots

I simply refuse to believe that you aren't trolling after this post. You're actually a bored Trump supporter looking for (You)s.

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>Americans will choose Biden.
read that sentence out loud

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>the kike can't even greentext

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Y'all the main ones dying lmao.

I don’t watch tv at all you dumb nigger

most of us do desu. Hes disgrace along with the deplorables who voted for him.

Ifopen, there will be 1 million dead. If we stay closed forever we all die.

I'm of the view that at least a few shills are closeted Trump supporters.

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drawing a new meme, can you recognize the three faces?

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>Donald Trump knew Epstein.
A lot of people knew Epstein, faggot. Trump never went to loli island. GG no re.

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Admit the holocaust never happened

>Trump likes OANN, so we conspired to eliminate them
Pathetic.

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You sound like a nigger, but you’re probably a chink because chinks love talking like niggers

Listen up champ, you're either ridin' with Joe or ridin' with Donny Cornpops, and we all know that's no way to two ways about it. Heck in my day Jack if you didn't have your firm handshake you didn't make it past your first clam bake. And that's no tomfoolery. Hell I knew Tom Foolery back when he was governor of south Michigan, used to play grab-ass with all his nieces and nephews, and boy howdy were there a lot of 'em, Buck.

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The fact that a barely-coherent Biden is the better choice is proof of how bad Trump has been for this country.

sign executive order 10995 if they still behave like that
is not NPR owned by the US government?

lol nope

I think I see Biden.

>Press briefing is on, but we'll talk about Trump's tweets instead.

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Take off my name!

low energy so far

socialism is not so bad huh?

>still waiting on my trumobux
Might want to hit up the IRS breh, I got mine tuesday.

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this cunt really wants to be the next April Ryan
but Trump hasn't called on her since she called the black surgeon general racist

>admitting you’re not white
OH NO NO NO

I was typing too fast.

Stop that!

Who is in charge of this “organization”, it’s strictly media isn’t it

Was today a big day ?

can you name all three?

AMERICA-SAN IS THE BEST

thats not real socialism

No, i still use an aol email address

Joe Biden will restore decency and normalcy to the White House.

>waiting for the LIBERATE questions

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he has really failed us on this Corona thing. At least he is stepping up now. Better late then never I guess.

>tfw the shills have reached Youtube comment tier
I have never in my life seen them sink this low, and I thought they hit bedrock years ago.

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>he isn't part of the super elite expedited processing crew
yikes

Lol they had a perfectly legitimate excuse "Sorry, not enough seats for you!" but this albino gorilla just had to brag about it.

>WHCA can kicked reporter out of briefing room and nothing happens
>Trump kicks out reporter from briefing room and Federal judge says he can't do that

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oil fell again

I see Xi

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Look at them admitting they have a poor candidate, we will break you

You probably can't afford one

>[SIMPLY THE BEST begins to play]

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I tried but the site was fucked. I’ll try again later

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>barely-coherent Biden
You say that as if Biden is even a person anymore and not a vegetable.

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Anonymity breeds extremism and we can’t have that. WHITE POWER GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD

I don't think I can. You're a pretty good drawfren by the way.

The constant assramming by Trump and team is taking it's toll

>

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>Trump likes OANN, so we conspired to eliminate them
My OANN girl follows me on the twitter

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That's a deep cut, user.

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>uses racial slurs to sound edgy
You'll never be cool.

Wait are they going to force people to take the antibodies test to work?

kill yourself shitskin retard

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Barr killed Epstein because of what investigation might dig up on him and the President

When they first get the job they're all motivated and excited to own DA RAYCISS. After a week they return to their lazy nature and just spam weak garbage posts.

Can't believe I missed it. I need to stop 2nd guessing myself.

>most unemployed in history
>worst economy in history (nearly)

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Hahahahahahaha cope harder nigger. Go watch your tv like a nigger you dumb Ching Chong

correct, two remaining, can you see them?

thanks user but if people can't easily recognize the faces I need to draw better, I might need to add hair to make it more obvious

So Now.... Divide Mortality Rate BY FIFTY
Ready to start talking about giving rides on Ole Sparky?
These prevalence estimates represent a range between 48,000 and 81,000 people infected in Santa Clara County by early April, 50-85-fold more than the number of confirmed cases.

So take the claimed fatality rate and divide by FIFTY TO EIGHTY-FIVE.

Still scared?

Still hiding under your desk?

Still willing to "shelter in place"?

>Joe Biden will restore decency and normalcy to the White House.
lmfao

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Literally anyone would be better than Trump. The DNC could have nominated a pack of ramen noodles and I would have still voted dem.

1 out of 20000 is relatively good odds

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Depends if you filed taxes in the USA and are a USA citizen.

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IF YOU DON'T TAKE THE ANTIBODY TESTS
YOU HAVE TO WORK FROM HOME
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES HUH?!

>...
>...
>r-really?

Spoken Iike a true Christian. Well done my friend.

>use chopsticks to eat bats
You’ll never be a superpower

what is trump trying to say when he is saying the end of the tunnel

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A vegetable > Donald J Trump

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Suspicions confirmed, you ARE a bored Trump supporter trolling for (You)s. Well, you can have this on the house but I'm gonna have to start charging after this one. These things don't grow on trees.

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>please hang up, and try your call again
still probably better than dealing with comcast

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The kids used to come into the pool and reach up rub my leg down

BLIMPF LEAVING THE ROOM...BUT HE'LL BACK FOR THE QUESTIONS

STAY COMFY, /ptg/

Nice.

>THE WALL, of all things.

When u want to fight the invisible enemy and restrict travel but muh racism is still a talking point.

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>Reopen the country
>You are free to work
>...but only if you have covid antibodies
WTF? Most people wont have antibodies because they social distanced, but you need the antibodies to go back to work. Give me the fucking wu flu ffs

NOOOOOOO TRUMP DONT LEAVE

Hang yourself

It's quarter to 7. Time for his Friday blowjob, probably.

quickie with melania

>no "China did this shit"
>no "Liberate the cities"

I mean, I guess everyday can't be nuke day
but still

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>ctrl+f "prufs"
>0 results

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What does Trump mean by "invisible enemy"?

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I agree. I wanted go time

He'll be back...probably downing a couple of big macs and some fries

>It's happening
>the light at the end of the tunnel
Q

You can only see them if you know the genetic markers

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trump is the originator of fake news. Lol. The irony huh Trump? Trump has lied more then any other president in living history. I am shocked some people still believe a word he says.

Have fun knowing Trump is responsible for every COVID death.

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>BLIMPF LEAVING THE ROOM...BUT HE'LL BACK FOR THE QUESTIONS
hes forcing them to stay around for chance to ask him questions

Enjoy his second term, faggot.

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he needs more diet coke and actual and literal coke

>socialism
Real socialism has never been tried before.
Also TrumpBux is not socialism as every person has different needs but each person is receiving the same structured payment.

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No one believes you. Not even yourself.

Russian bot detected. Saged

Never had the pleasure

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NATIONAL GUARD ON READY TO RETAKE DEM STATES

lel remember when he was acquitted?
That was cool.

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The press won't let that slide. It's still happening.

He certainly doesn't mean Invisible Men.

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trump whines like a little baby. He was spoiled though so it makes perfect sense.

I remember that juvenile delinquent, ha

1) Some polls have Biden ahead of Trump.
2) Trump has been accused by dozens of women of sexual misconduct.

Things bad in Samoa?

>Russian bot detected.
The next four years are gonna be really hard on you.

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Jon Karl is the President of that shit

ahhhh the calm before the storm.

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Okay.

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Don’t worry Debbie will get her time in the sun you fool.

I'm A five star general.
I've just got the order. Operation blue crush is go.

>oann is becoming his favorite station to call on
yea its bullshit that oann gets a question sometimes, the rest of the MSM only get 90% of the questions to ask the same dumb shit every time

>it's a Pence episode
Boring. Leaving this thread

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>Trump is responsible for every COVID death
Even the ones in Europe and Asia? Neat.

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I want this to be true

Wh-where did Trump go?! He had to be right back? Is he loading up the shotgun?

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>NATIONAL GUARD ON READY TO RETAKE DEM STATES
Liberate when?

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We only have ourselves to blame. We all knew what we were getting when we voted trump in. Cant blame him.

>the state of acosta

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I can't wait for the day when Trump loses and you and all his other supporters will get on /pol crying claiming the election was rigged somehow

Keep feeding the troll. I'm sure he'll see reason one of these days.

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Checked.

That guy is a total whiny dick

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>it's a Pence episode
>Boring.
Degenerate detected.

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nao

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Every american death you roving troglodyte.

I just ate a double whopper

OPERATION BLUE BEANS

SCREENCAP THIS

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I hope your wrong.

You're so bad at this it's hilarious. I'm betting that reporting you for being underage would be accurate. You gonna give me a photo of Blimpf pouring the virus out of a test tube on location in Ching Chong China?

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diggies confirm, liberation inbound

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