PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TIME FOR ANOTHER PRESSER EDITION /ptg/

LMAO did his hair plugs fall out???

Dis gonna be good

WE FUCKING LOVE FAUX NEWS IN PTG

I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT UNTIL THAT YUMMY TUCKER KINO IN A FEW HOURS

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Who is going to get BTFO today?

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MAGA
President of México ELMO says there might be a meeting with trump on june or july

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we got a full house today boys, they're running our of socially distanced seats

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>watching tv at all
No thanks I’m not a nigger

looks like he uses that spray on hair fibre shit

It is friday so they have to get the maximum screeching in so news outlets can run it over the weekend

Presser inbound

WH stream:

>youtube.com/watch?v=Mr6pqCj1fW8

Thats my girl, thats who

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who dat?

>can't buy the misfits shirt
FUCK!

Who this?

Quality.

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MAGA

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Boring

Somebody should seal the room before the administration gets there and slowly leak some gas through the vents.
In Minecraft.

>Who is going to get BTFO today?
youtube.com/watch?v=KBKXu3Kg4yg

>not a nigger
>namefag

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i'd fuggg your girl while you watch

I forgot who this was. Oh well, he looks like a faggot so he can't be to important.

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Some balding faggot

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Imagine still living in 2004 and believing in the Fox News boogeyman, when they're owned by dems just like every other media outlet on television.

DO CHINKS EVEN SEE SUNLIGHT UNDER THEIR POLLUTED WASTELAND OF A COUNTRY?

Thanks user, you're a gentleman and a scholar.

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>this is what (((they))) took from us

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>Who is going to get BTFO today?

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Obviously I’m white, Italians are white. I fucking hate niggers.

GST feed (no potus yet)
youtube.com/watch?v=hEfeLtpxT3g

Waiting? Watch this.. It's a BIO weapon Fauci patented GP 120, Birx has GP 41, Redfield has GP 160. Fauci says he volunteer, that's a LIE.
youtube.com/watch?v=YpeOj9yQsi0
youtube.com/watch?v=YpeOj9yQsi0

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R A T M O D E

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FLORIDA WINS AGAIN

YOU JUST KNOW

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It looks soulles

AWOO

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Kristol is such a seething kike retard it's amazing

>TUCKER KINO

"Yes."

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Lmao @ the sign that says “Epstein”

>MR. PRESIDENT, WHY DID YOU CALL FOR AN UPRISING AGAINST TYRANNY?? ISN'T THAT AGAINST THE CONSTITUTION??

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KEEP TRUMP SAFE

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He works for some Iranian American tech billionaire who is a huge leftist. Basically, he's a whore.

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The right IS a meme lmao.
You guys are all fucking losers including your president

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Florida once again proves to be the best.

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pre-press briefing hug?

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TUCKER IS SO BASED

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Oh shit, now I remember him. Beta or something, an actual faggot who ran but couldn't get even the gay vote and he was probably CIA.

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You're right, it needs a bunch of low riders and a graffiti mural of the virgin marry.

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Post methodology

I fucked myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the girth
The only thing that's real
The penis tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to fuck it all away
But I remember everything
What have I become
My gayest friend?
Everyone I know
Gets HIV in the end
And you could have it all
My empire of cum
I will suck you off
I will make you spurt
I wear this crown of dicks
Upon my faggot's chair
Full of broken assholes
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of cum
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still just gay
What have I become
My sweetest twink?
Everyone I know
Gets HIV in the end
And you could have it all
My empire of cum
I will suck you off
I will make you spurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I will kill myself
I would not be gay

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>Obama was shit says Trump
>Trump handling is great
Toothpaste BTFO again

>ID = fag jig
Get out of here, gay nigger

This guy needs a pearl necklace and a big flowery hat

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I FUCKING LOVE MSNBC AND CNN!

I FANTASIZE DAILY DON LEMON GETTING PLOWED BY RACHEL MADDOW.

SO HAWT!

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Stay mad, smoothbrain.

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save mine for after

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moneylender next to jewish theater next to pharmacy

His boss is paul ryan, whats so great about it

>We'll be using the same rules that were used when Clinton was impeached.
>No, we want a FAIR trial.

What did they mean by this.

Except the part where he denies responsibility but 11 years ago said that the president gets all responsibility no matter what and also your numbers aren't agreeing with you.

forget Acosta the new hotness is Paula

God Bless USA

HH

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>stealing my thing
Well
You are promoting hugs and frenship
so
HH

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NO MY HECKIN HAPPENINGERIO

lmao 5 IQ points woooooooow
Retard

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while we wait ...

youtube.com/watch?v=FnJOsfalSYs

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yeah i was fine with the hug until that id.

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At least post detroit, that one really hurts

What the actual fuck!?
China causes all this plague and Cheeto Dorito does not retaliate?
What a weak fag he is!

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Affirmative, pretended to have grassroots momentum in iowa and the heartland, im from here, he came out of nowhere, won delegates somehow with his company owning the app and cointosses, cucking bernie out of a solid lead, literally just showed up and poofed out of existence to help hand biden the nomination
actual literal who even in his homestate, whole thing was a setup

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FAUX

NEWS

LINK

NOW

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OH NO NO NO

Correct.

He makes inbred kikes like you seethe and that will never not be based.

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LET'S GET THIS FUCKING FRIDAY PRESSERALLY STARTED, BLIMPF!!! I CAN'T HAVE A COMFY KICKOFF TO THE WEEKEND WITHOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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that's lewd as fug

Except of course Trump has take responsibility & the death rate is lower than the regular flu. H1N! was in the US, caught early & yet 12k ppl died. Obama & Biden dropped the ball.

REMINDER TO WEAR YOUR FREEDOM FILTERS

FILTERS 100% OF YOUR FREEDOM OR YOUR MONEY BACK!

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AND WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING AND YOU ARE GREATFUL FOR USA THEN YOU FROM YOUR INFINITE SOURCE BLESS USA ALONG WITH GOD.

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and this is a good thing

Is it me or Gretchen Whitmer is one of those thousand cocks stare women?

>paid shill and useful idiot general
He's a globalist democrat Traitor.

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Will Trump make the bloody dwarf sing and dance again??

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>smoothbrain MAD

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In 2009, Twitter had a 140 character limit. This pic is fake.

that guy is a fucking asshole and a piece of shit, and i would knock him out cold.

look at how kikes age. this shitbird is getting what he's had coming

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Humidity and sunny chad reporting in

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when you want to bury something, you announce it on friday at 5pm

Hit me.

>not using the excuse to wear Cheeki Breeki in public

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>new hotness is Paula

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LINK TO PRESSER

youtube.com/watch?v=--4GVsUJFbw

LINK TO PRESSER

youtube.com/watch?v=--4GVsUJFbw

FAUX NEWS IS SO BASED

WE LOVE GETTING OUR PROPAGANDA AND MISINFORMATION FROM BLOND BIMBOS

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>wearing a mask after chinks rub their feet on them

Why does Yas Forums hate this guy?

>liberals
BLACK LIVES MATTER! STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT AMBULANCES NOT ABLE TO GET BY US! BLACK LIVES ARE AT STAKE! WE HAVE A RIGHT!

>also liberals
MUH AMBULANCES! LET THEM THROUGH! STOP PROTESTING!

Lmao he literally is on tape denying any kind of responsibility and also denying the existence of Covid-19 as just another flu that will be gone in april. Shut the fuck up.

>using the corporate media (((FOX JEWS))) rather than based whitehouse stream
>which gives us full screens of whatever they put on the monitors.

youtube.com/watch?v=Mr6pqCj1fW8

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He's a Clinton/Obama-era holdover who has done nothing in his tenure to prevent and/or help anyone

HH Huggenfuhrer

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POPULAR REPUBLICAN BAD
POPULAR DEMOCRAT GOOD

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It's not even as bad as the flu. He was being generous.

>muh NPR
>muh CNBC
>muh CNN
I'm so informed now! Thanks shills!

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The only one here that watches Fox is you.