/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3277

>liver damage
>kidney damage
>brain damage
>heart damage
>testicular damage
>lung damage
>2nd kind of lung damage
>low 02 aspyhxiation
>ctyokine cascade
>permanently immuni-compromised
>no cured, no recovery
>keeps coming back until it kills you
>lays dormant like HIV
>asymptomatic transmission ('heathy' people spread it)
>inter-species transmission (live stock can get it)
>blood transmission (mosquitos can spread it)
>SARS-like mutations make vaccine a pipe dream
DO YOU NIGGER MONKEY RETARDS REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKED WE ARE THEY DONT SHUT DOWN THE GLOBE OVER A FLU THIS IS THE START OF AN EXTINCTION EVENT WE ARE ALL FUCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Go lick a doorknob

One million dead when?

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You can't cure love

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WHAT A MESS WE MADE WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG

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TWO MORE WEEKS

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proofs

oh boy the freedom loving nigger cattle have arrived

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2 months ago in china

woke rap shit
youtube.com/watch?v=EcLu2etbx6w

I really love Corona-chan, and I hope she will cleanse this world from the filth.

What the fuck are the Slavs doing lmao

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#
In order for the governments to manage panic, they need to keep the carrot on a stick convincing. We’re going to go through multiple rounds of “just about ready to open up!” until people stop buying it. By then more people will have lost grandmas or aunts and they’ll be more muted in their reaction to the extended lockdowns.

Thing is, there has never been a successful coronavirus vaccine. It causes about 20% of colds in the US, the rest being rhinovirus. There has always been a huge demand for a vaccine for the cold, yet none has ever materialized.

As more and more people die, things will slowly start to deteriorate, and then there will be a sudden shift in public consciousness. As soon as people lose their assertion that the government has things under control, that’s when things get interesting. This is not going away anytime soon, and the government is counting on people not realizing that.

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How long until one million dead people? Bugmen don't count.

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Gotta love all the freedom is slavery golems begging to go back to work and spread the kung flu.
GAS
GAS
GAS
GOTTA STEP ON THE GAS

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COOOOOOOOFING

>Stop using the word "epicenter" to refer to the center of the epidemic.
I'M NOT THE ONE THAT COINED THE USE OF "EPICENTER" TO MAKE CATCHY HEADLINES.

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Why even the mockingbird medias pushing this story now?

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There's an esoteric slant to why coronavirus is a thing, too...

If you're into Aleister Crowley, here's a description of coronavirus as a CORONATIONvirus for the crowned and conquering child - age of Horus

youtu.be/s_UNtWPS8dc

>only 30k new cases in the last 12 hours
>22k of those are from the USA alone
Yeah, its been fun, but it's time to wake up and smell the coffee, this little faggot "happening" is over.

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all the various sources are archived in generals.

Bro this pictures so old. Do you have an updated one? How much of that have you used/eaten.

6/10 prep: unorganized, not a great variety, not enough milk, your underwear is on, and no guns

Sure, why the hell not? Worse case I get the fucking FLU.
You’re a glueable moron. This is a hoax to take away our rights and start the world government. And YOUR making it EASIER for them to CHIP US!

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I believe she can do it

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Todsy there is this vid of a Spanish forensic doctor asking wtf haven't we done any autopsy, not even one, to anyone who had the virus.
Ia it like that in other places? No autopsy?

oy vay remember the yellow shoah, guai lo

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I'm the only person in our lab that has work to do, comfy having everything all to myself plus something to keep me busy.
Since no one is getting biopsies and shit done, I guess cancer and other things will go undiagnosed and said deaths will begin to pile up longer everything is locked down.
Getting closer to 10k deaths a day, I'd give it 3 months.

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Imagine how many are really infected right now in Bangladesh, India, Pakistan and Sri Lanka

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we'd believe you more if you stopped using the most generic wojak images
every single time.

I'M NUCLEAR
I'M WILD
I'M BREAKING UP INSIDE
A HEART OF BROKEN GLASS
DEFILED
DEEP INSIDE
THE ABANDONED CHILD

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Hans can you read? Nearly 70k today.

Are you ready for the second wave user?

Germany doesn't do autopsies and post mortem testing either. It makes the numbers look lower

redpill me on whats REALLY going on?

>rights
what rights to slave away for shit wage and watch your country get replaced by foreigners? give me a break

SECOND WAVE
>SECOND WAVE
SECOND WAVE
>SECOND WAVE

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1K dead in NY
WONT PEAK CANT PEAK

about fkn time

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Or Iran. Iran has been lying from the start

1)You can't hide truth forever
2)China might be forced pay for our econonic demage
3)A (cold) war ageinst China might help US economy to recover

Plucky little Belgium has now the most per capita deaths in the world except for San Marino and Andorra and it's about to overtake Andorra
Go on the Waffles

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Oh man that part of the world is gonna go crazy

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Russia has been covering up their numbers since their outbreak has started. We were seeing news stories in March about a spike in pneumonia deaths in Moscow and doctors complaining that they can't get tests.

Basically Putin thought it was a nothingburger. And now it's gotten completely out of control in Russia and there's no way for them to contain it. So the daily numbers right now are actually inflated because they're trying to catch up to the real numbers.

Look how perfectly smooth this curve is? There is absolutely no deviation, it's not a jagged line like you see with other countries. The numbers Russia is putting out right now have been generated by a computer.

It should worry you that the numbers Russia is putting out are both alarmingly high and clearly fake. Something bad is going on there.

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It's already hitting China, unless the first wave never ended. You know you can never trust these soulless insectoids.

>wow look 40 dead elderly in the same nursing home
>must be heart attacks

Is it true that negros have a way higher death rate in burgerland right now?

Sorry, friend. That one's on "us"!

Nobody fucking knows. If anything, this should let everyone know that people are all (without exception) retarded. Even experts that have studied viruses their entire lives have no fucking idea what is going on.

What's the story with the death toll in Wuhan?

Weak bait try harder

that was true even before corona

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Does Belgium have healthcare?

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any /gook/-amerimutts in this thread? Vietnam is *invincible*

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God I love watching nothingburgers dig their own graves

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in soviet russia, curve flattens you

If Ecuador is of any indication, it's gonna be real fucking bad in a week or two.

Is there any way to find out about all those not-reporting countries? Do they have any accessable date about death rates? Not covid related, just death rates in general at least.

I can buy ANY gun, truck, or beer I want. And unlike europoors I can say WHATEVER the fuck I WANT. This bullshit virus is gonna take that away. Dont be so eager to give up your rights, cuckfag

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pedantic idiot

We’re fucked.
Vaccine never.
r0 off the charts.
Money printers too slow.

What is their end game?

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>glueable

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stinky little waffle-kikes

At least russia is based enough to know when and how to stop lying

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It should be trivial to tell the computer to insert a random variable in to each reported day to make it appear more natural.
Why don't they do that?

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Wow, the US has better testing thus higher numbers, and pays out if people code deaths as Covid19, the world is not ending.

JFC

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>Russia has been covering up their numbers since their outbreak has started
source: believe me bruh. but hey, I have a better idea, why don't you go back to the place you belong. the plebbit, what do you think about that you blithering faggot?

>glueable
really stuck it to ‘em

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Not my textilerinos!
Shit will hit the streets hard...

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guys I can tell you that the lockdown doesn't actually work anymore here
Everyone is making exceptions now. "Just visiting this one friend" etc.

What's going on in your country?

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god i love knowing foreveralones have another 60 years of brutal rotting ahead of them and nothing else is ever happening

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>i can consume therefor iam free
niggercattle if this is your definition of freedom you should get marked

>President Xi, people are getting suspicious. What do we do?
>just add some deaths
>yes sir
>but not too much
>yes sir!

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>muh guns to buy but never use
lol

>We're fucked.
>Vaccine never.
And that's a good thing.

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To get drunk and watch some niggers play footy? I dunno man the norf is strange

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I like that wojak

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I cant see any way burgerclaps stay under 60k deaths

Finding a cure so the football can come back

Guys, this shit is over.

Yes, the virus is still around but the shit is peaking and we're already about to reopen next week.

It was a decent happening but nothing else is going on, we'll get some spots here and there but nothing terrible like Spain and Italy.

Happening over

No. They barely have gasoline to burn the bodies out on the street. That's about as organized as they can get.

I hope all those changes of shilling isn't just same faggots switching strategies, but chinks offing the inefective ones and replacing them with different insects

didnt know a day has 12 hours

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Only because most are poor and rely on public travel, such as buses and live in big cities which have high populations, and they never prepped. Much higher chances then of getting it and spreading.

I was promised millions of deaths by now. This shits gay.

Yes, in places like Chicago something like 70's of all deaths are black.
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52245690

kek

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It will be far higher lmao. But watch shills move the goalposts
>lol it won’t reach 100,000 deaths
>lol it won’t reach 200,000 deaths

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corona is over (maybe)

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first wave never ended. this shit comes seasonally. second wave will come in fall.

i don't know why people are even questioning this. Literally every disease is seasonal. Why the fuck would this be the exception to that rule?

Germany has already pushed R0 below 1. It could definitely be eradicated with persistent effort.

>THIS VIRUS IS BUOLLSHIT
>FUCMKNG BOULSHIT
>drinks another beer
>I CANT SPOT DEER ON MY NAYBORS LAND ANYMORE.
>THIS FUCKING VIRUS IS BOULSHIT

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Looks like we're gonna pass 700,000 cases in America soon. 1,000,000 soon! USA! USA!

Your daily reminder that USA is not #1 in corona cases or deaths.

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Yes! Treatment number 245! We are saved!

That's why I bet so hard in India and Brazil, they are the only ones with a sizable pop from that lot that have the economic means to seriously test. That's why I dont bet on Africa, as the only numbers we will get from there are estimates at best.

>guys this virus is over
>pls stop this GENERAL PLS
>ITS OVER STAHP NAO
>PLEEEEEES
>PLEASEEE STAAAAAPP

SEETHE MORE FAGITS

Y'all getting corona'd.

Last week was the peak in the US already, they just inflating numbers at this point. Tell your president he needs to open up NOW

Monty python did that bit first

Chill bro, we're working on it. Europe got a head-start on us, but we're rising through the ranks fast.

Marked for patriotism. The right to invest and spend my hard earned money on what I choose to is the epitome of self determination and love of country.
You just watch. Trump gave us the go ahead to liberate the rest of the country.

Vietnam is probably lying although even then they still likely don't have that many cases since they shut down the border with China and shut down all travel way back in mid January. They hate China and never trusted the CCP in the first place.

>Germany has already pushed R0 below 1
lol you're funny, user

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Your metric is gay and arbitrary bro pretty cringe tbdesu

Ok spacing chink. You need to try harder. Put some effort in for that 80 cents

Patience is a virtue. First world responded TOO well, no immunity has been established. Secomd wave will BTFO

Same but I started to love them again somehow, I fought with my dad and his brother once tho the were a bit drunk, my uncle was like "at one point if we die, we die, whatever" tho my aunt needs dialysis twice a week and has a daughter jeez, my dad wanted to help a fucking nun to go to the next town for religion class but I told him that even if its a good cause they are the ones to be infected first because of all the people they see and shit and I would be very angry if he passed the virus to my mom or their siblings, and he compared me with her sister that was very strict and always angry kind of before she got very sick. That night I didn't come back home tho I drove all day cuz I thought maybe I was a pain for CARING too much so I went to a place out of the city near a place were I wanted to die (another story) and slept inside the car there, the next morning he was calling me like "were are you daughter?" (cuz I'm a femanon 4 context) then a few days the tv started to show how horrible Coronachan was and he had to swallow his words. He understood and allowed me to at least make a list for 2-3 months of food and shit. now he's at grandpas house preparing the ground and teaching his siblings (that we could say they are countryside people) to be careful and shit. My mom knows and one day wanted to cry about what I told her, that the world we knew is over but still everyday at mornings go out to buy bread (with mask and all tho). That's the only bad thing about all of this but we are still safe. My dumb bro is another story tho, a fucking faggot piece of crap garbage

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France yesterday: +12000 cases
France today: +1900 cases
Man this virus is really lazy on the weekend

so now for us.

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It definitely won’t reach 2 million, that’s for sure.

What would happen if everything would open everywhere on Monday?

They're lying.

Yeboi we ranked

I've only gone to the grocery store. People seemed to be pretty mindful last time I went. Masks are common, people keep their distance, workers wiping down carts, etc.

He’s a handsome guy.

It’s horse shit if you ask me. We should be #1 by now.

i love that meme

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My only reason to make it is just to see what the world will look like, really hoping war breaks out and China goes all with their shitty a-bombs.

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What I think is hilarious is that they want to re-open while we're AT THE PEAK. That's literally the WORST time to drop the quarantines. This isn't a difficult concept to understand, but yet people don't seem to get it.

A lot more coofs

Well I was about to shit on that for her gun being on safe, but it turns out it's a PUBG in-joke because their in-game model has the same problem.

It was kinda based until the end.

Goyim, I have a plan for easing this virus situation. As you all know, Kosher food is cleaner, healthier, more nutritious, and much, much tastier than that stuff you non-Jews produce without our supervision. Honestly, all you goys are pretty much bat-soup eaters in the eyes of our Rabbis, who are guided by the accumulated wisdom of thousands of years of experience and divine guidance. Now, about 40%-60% of your food is produced under our supervision as it is, but I propose that we up that to 100%, mandate that food cannot be produced or sold without Rabbinical supervision and approval, and that in order to facilitate this, we institute a 20% tax at each and every phase of production and distribution, from farm to cannery to distributor to supermarket checkout. Of this 20%, 5% would go to pay Rabbinical salaries, 5% would go to Holocaust education, 5% would go to reparations payments to families of Holocaust survivors who lost their lives to this horrible, goy-created pandemic, and the rest would go to maintaining Israel's qualitative military advantage over its neighbors. A Kashrut Department would be established as part of the President's Cabinet (but not subject to the President's instructions), with full authority over the FDA and USDA and the ability to interdict food delivery and preparation in any part of the country at a moment's notice. Most importantly, in order to support the increased need for skilled Rabbis to fill positions in the Kosher certification field, the government must set up a multi-trillion dollar fund to subsidize shuls and yeshivas under the guidance of the Chief Rabbinate of Israel. If all these conditions are adhered to, I feel certain America will be blessed and emerge a stronger, healthier nation. You're welcome, and be sure to call your Congressman and demand action on this immediately.

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THANK YOU DR COOL, VERY PURR

normal fag, you're going to kill your family. You will be responsible.
Many places are opening up and they are about to receive the utter smackdown they deserve.
You are a fucking retard.
Your "resistance" to tyranny will result in even further authoritarian measures because you can't listen to a simple request of staying home and limiting shopping to one day a week
You have thousands of options when it comes to public welfare but you can't figure that shit out because you're a moron, I bet you haven't even looked up the word food bank in your entire life
I hope you do open Canada
I hope your entire country gets lung raped
everyone talks shit about America but you are the real shitstain of the planet, irredeemable
you do nothing and amount to nothing, at least America exports great things
your fucking shithole has hockey and ice
actually kill yourself

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sweetie...

there is literally nothing wrong with this

AIDS is not. Hep C is not. Herpes is not. Etc.

but this is too easy to see behind
only a retard would lie in a way like that

You can look for orders they are placing on products they would need to combat the symptoms, like corticosteroids and other anti-inflammatories, anti-virals. Look to see what their status is for their military, what the status is for their bases and if they are drawing up reserve personnel.

If a country claims they are opening up again but you are not sure about it, go check traffic websites local to that area (Wuhan currently has zero traffic despite having "opened" a week ago).

If infections stopped today we'd still break 60k.

Less people would die.

>You just watch. Trump gave us the go ahead to liberate the rest of the country.
And you won't do anything. You're already ruled over by a hostile racial clique of kikes who has destroyed your culture, is actively breeding you out of existence and is turning your children into trannies. Where is the red line lmao?

Do the normies still believe South Korea?

>news says province i live in has 51k cases of covid
>province says only has 1500 cases
>government forces province to retract that statement

who do i believe at this point?

trunews.com/stream/fortress-trump-washington-braces-for-new-cold-war-as-wuhan-lab-blamed-for-coronavirus

trunews.com/stream/fortress-trump-washington-braces-for-new-cold-war-as-wuhan-lab-blamed-for-coronavirus

trunews.com/stream/fortress-trump-washington-braces-for-new-cold-war-as-wuhan-lab-blamed-for-coronavirus

CBC news chink paid shills, already making pro china propaganda
>Report your dad or family members if they say china bad

fucking leafs!

Backlog

>I can buy ANY gun, truck, or beer I want
Except you really can't
Beer: You can't drink till you're 21 (lol wtf !?!) and there are many many restrictions covering alcohol at Federal, State, County, City level.
Guns: Any gun? Full autos outside of certain extremely licensed and constricted circumstances? This claim is hyperbole at best
Truck: Again you are restricted in most localities about what you can and can't run and need appropriate licences for most things you drive

Also jaywalking? What the fuck is that, you mean you can't cross the fucking road? Lolwut?
So basically, "muh freedoms" are imaginary nonsense in your head that have been btfo'd by Coronachan

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um epic much?! i'm thinking YES!

fugg that's hilarious.

I'm working at out at my gym and going out to dinner later. I don't really care how scared you are. If I wanted someone to tell me how dangerous the virus is, I could go read CNN's kikery. At this point, leftists are praying for maximum damage to the economy and maximum number of deaths. That's kind of the same thing people in /cvg/ are rooting for. I've noticed there are a lot of leftists in here. What a weird coincidence.

ALL CAPS DON‘T MAKE YOU LESS RETARDED.

Pretty sure only they and France have been counting care home deaths

Based