/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3276

► Detected: 2,223,240 (+60,899) ► Died: 152,328 (+6,857) ► Day: 99 (-06:37:08)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 8.3x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 4,099 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU [Open]

>NEWS
Mortality rate in Ecuador province multiplied 7-fold in two weeks
archive.is/n3NXm

China revises Wuhan death toll, increases it 50%
archive.is/0miR1

Novel coronavirus can survive high temperatures
archive.is/ZERUi

Vaccine would be first vaccine against coronaviruses
archive.is/ORY6P

"Second wave" erupts in city in northern China
archive.is/H5L5M

>INFO
22 year old patient dies in the US, after being denied testing
archive.is/ZT3EB

12 year old without conditions dies in Belgium
archive.is/dTU3w

51 patients in South Korea reinfected after "recovery"
archive.is/cuSMR

Under 2 year old baby dies in Morocco
archive.is/DUZyi

48% of cases originate from pre-symptomatic transmission
archive.is/CXrmo

>REMINDER
Ecuador struggling to handle all the deaths
archive.is/oWbtV

China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
archive.is/qTbtA

China figures don't add up, likely simulated
archive.is/gzUVo

China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
archive.is/F5omw

Deaths in the US already surpassed highest estimates for swine flu
archive.is/J3s4t

>LATEST
18:50: 2,791 new cases and 189 new deaths in Brazil
18:41: 178 new cases and 2 new deaths in South Africa
18:34: 395 probable cases, all of them deaths, have been added in New York City
18:22: 941 new cases and 58 new deaths in Quebec, Canada
18:17: 150 new cases and 16 new deaths in Algeria
18:05: 263 new cases and 7 new deaths in Texas

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NEW YORK, THE EPICENTER OF CORONA! MEANWHILE...
EMPTY HOSPITALS, UNUSED AMBULANCES, AND THE CITY DEVOID OF SIRENS.
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NURSES PUTTING IN OVERTIME TO DEAL WITH CORONA PATIENTS
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CRISIS ACTOR CAUGHT (TIMESTAMPS):
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ACTUAL DOCTORS, NOT MEDIA SHILLS AND FEARMONGERERS
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LABELING PEOPLE AS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST BEGAN WITH THE CIA TRYING TO PREVENT INVESTIGATION
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NYC HOSPITALS DELIBERATELY RESTRICTING THE RELEASE OF THE DECEASED. WHY? TO STACK UP THE BODIES AND PROVIDE THE IMAGE THAT THERE ARE A MASS NUMBER OF DEATHS. AND YES, THEY DO RELEASE SOME OF THE DECEASED, SO THEY'RE NOT PREVENTING ANY 'CORONA BOMBS.'
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HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE, A VERY COST-EFFECTIVE MEDICATION, NOT APPROVED BY THE FDA REGARDLESS OF CLINICAL TRIAL DATA PROVEN FOR ITS EFFECTIVENESS. POLITICAL PRESSURE IS THE ROADBLOCK.
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8k deaths today?

>2223240 infected
>152328 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction won't cause an intergalactic cataclysm

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NOTICE: BRAZIL CREATED THE VIRUS

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Daily reminder that the Black Plague was the best thing to ever happen to the peasant/working class of Europe and we can only pray this virus is half as deadly so we can enjoy a proper revolution in our lifetimes.

hah! you fucking dumb glow niggers
you instilled too much fear and now the normies wont just "go back to normal"
your plan of using state authority as a smokescreen is back firing
trump cant lift the lockdown with his "absolute power" because there was never an official executive order
if you weren't a bunch of pussies you could of saved lives AND the economy with martial law
good job you alphabet retards

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how do you shop in such conditions?

I want to go tomorrow before it's even crazier but I'm paranoid

The other day I saw a claim that it was as high as 21m cancelled/lapsed phone plans
Chinks aren’t human, why count them?

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Most likely, with the China boost this morning.

>2,791 new cases and 189 new deaths in Brazil
wtf brazil

CORONAVIRUS ITS JUST A FLU


holy fuck Yas Forums coronavirus its just a flu this flu season kill like 100k persons per year there is nothing new on this dont fall in the HYSTERIA PILL bros ((((((JEWS)))))))) want u to be scared about this so they can control the population easily and install the new world order dont spread fear fuckkkkkkkk tell me why this is different than a flu yeah thousend of people dies of flu per year and the corona virus deads are not clear if it was for the coronavirus or other diseases.

the 99% of Italy deads for corona got at least 1 other disease this CORONA flu have been with us for many years we already have shit lungs they spread this long ago but chineses discover it and connect it to corona but ok ITS JUST A FLU REEEEEE why we are doing this ? economy is getting fucked in the ass just for the BIGGEST COLECTIVE HYSTERIA IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY

Just because chineses decided to act like faggots to control a seasonal FLU the rest of the world little by little fall for this meme stop the desinfo

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This meme of coronavirus have go too far kikes will use this fear to control us.

tell me Yas Forums, when does a state/nation, throught all the human history, got this control over their population ? this is the perfect scenario for (((((them))))) to made HYSTERIA and then showing a miracle solution like a vaccine free for all with side effects or whatever they want to control us. This sceneario can be used for kikes to finally complete their finale stage , the victory of the kikes over the goyims that with reach with the annuncement of the jewish messiah (christian antichrist)
FUCK NIGGERS

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Tenth for gassing Animal Crossing fags that flood the whole net with their untagged fucking shit.

>1K deaths in New York today
Damn guys don't try to over achieve that hard.

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Phew! That was close boys we almost crashed into the archives last thread

Is Argentina kill?

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South America is on fire.

It's the best chinese virus image, props to the user whom made it.

thanks for baking Belgium bro, I would've done it if i wasn't phone posting

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How does /cvg/ really feel about fish heads?

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Haven’t had any problems at the grocery store yet

new baker needed i did this with my phone..

I thought it was going down there ?

this works with this >253900910

Doesn't sound as extreme as . If it was correct that is.
Thing is, we probably only know about a fraction of the real death bumbers for Brazil.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/wave/country/gr/page/1/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/wave/country/gr/page/2/

what's his endgame

I mean, the problems may come 1-2 weeks later ...

yeah I think you told me this already, I haven't checked the latest numbers

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there adding in random numbers and shit...it should be 652

statnews.com/2020/04/16/blood-clots-coronavirus-tpa/

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It's just Brazil, Bolsonaro is a nothingburgerfaggot and did not declare quarantine. We're doing great ourselves.

Also does anyone have the Bolsonaro "economía?" pic?

What's the actual total death count for today right now?

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Brazil and India are my dark horses, I'm betting heavily in those two stealing the golds from USA.

Not an argument

>6% battery left

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based phonebro

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Fucking governments taking away people's rights. It's getting out of hand

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Look at this shit. These generals are up and running literally 24/7, by a despicable group of sad shutin virgins laughing at the mass death and suffering of the entire planet, along with a literal circlejerk over a cartoon personification of the deadly virus causing it. I've seen some disgusting fucked up shit in my day but this takes the cake. And these are the people you share Yas Forums with and call your fellow anons. Horrific.

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I don't know but Argie usually gets me hot chocolate and Hans over here has not offered any. HEAR THAT OP???? GIBS MARSHMALLOW HOT CHOCS!

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are aircraft carriers the new cruise ships?

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Can you imagine when China releases the cure and charges patent fees from the rest of the world?

Remember to thank China.

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Was he calibrating his bot?

Thiccc mommy and her daughters

I'm so sick of you "ITS A HOAX" mouthbreathers.

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its a nothingburguer turro de mierda just a seasonal flu the deaths are not higher than any other year related to seasonal deaths for neumonia and that shit stop playing this corona meme KIKES are the ones who benefit from this

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Who else is joining the army when ww3 starts? I just wanna hang out the side of a helicopter and now down slants

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He's been baking for like 24 hours solid, he's probably collapsed at his desk

Based argie baker

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not going to make it

>it's going to be another +2k dead burger day today

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>Not going all in on Bangladesh

Thanks for the money

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about a hundred years late to stop the greaseball invasion

Based paddies

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Wait till you see Russia.
India, USA, Russia, Brazil and Spain are my predictions for top 5 (excluding China because obviously nobody's going to beat China's real score).

> flu season kill like 100k persons per year
> corona kill like 150k persons per 4 month
Feel the difference

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Fuck me 1% now

And people clapping and cheering for the effort at 20.00h sharp every single day. Really impressive.

POGROM CORONA201.exe executed
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I assume it is a bot until proven otherwise

>/CVG/ pilled, early prepped, NEET mode
>stupid boomer parents keep going out buying food they'll need to replace every week, launder, etc
>brother doesn't care about virus
>no one takes me seriously, they laugh at me
>anger building up inside
>no longer care if they get us infected
>will tell them off when it happens, a big told you so
>mfw when coronachan made me hate the family i once loved

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? seasonal flu deaths are higher in other years if we compare this coronavirus things. Its nothing different all of this shit about coronavirus its just HYSTERIA to control us you are not redpilled if u dont accept this keep memeing about muh corona shit bluepilled fagg cringe not based and sage shill and fuck u Niggggggeerrr

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>unironically thinking air warfare isn't mostly drones
You're fucking retarded.

Steak and curly fries for dinner lads, then trifle for desert.

It's a good day.

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Mask-compatible facial hair styles

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Ireland already invaded us in the 1800's and it went horrible. Best they could muster was general Bulger and he died at the battle of drug deal gone wrong after a fallout with Private Matt Damon.

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Checked. It's over for me boys

this didnt age well

>we are not going to hit +100k today
coronachan has been a cock-tease for weeks

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Wait where this dude tested this? Because from waht i remember coronacahn does have this same amount of RNA at that time or at least similar

It would be taken from them at the end of a gun

i'm pretty much a nothing burger...but.....i'm getting the same feeling i got back when this first started,something fucky is going on

>8k today

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Looks like the guy in the cannadian lab saw something else or was larping?

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me chinee
me play joke
me put covid in your boat

>per year
You mean in 6 months of a flu season

>thinking of all the dead liberals and kikes in jew york

holy shit, an israel flag is making sense? what's next, you're going to say that holocaust didn't happen?

What will the new cope be after Corona-chan surpasses the flu in yearly deaths?

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Even that doesn't do it justice, because those flu deaths are estimated while the corona deaths are confirmed. Estimated deaths are ALWAYS at least 15 times higher than confirmed cases.

FINALLY
youtube.com/watch?v=S7woEXovruc

YES YES YES! IVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR MONTHS!!!!!!! MY GOD, DONALD TRUMP(MIGA!!) WILL MAKE SURE THAT THE ECONOMY GOES BACK TO NORMAL OR EVEN GO HIGHER THAN EVER BEFORE!!!!!!!!! WE WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL IN LESS THAN 48 HOURS!!!!!!! GIVE UP /CVG/ HAPPOONERS!!!!!! YOU ALREADY LOST!!!!!

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Welcome to the flying AIDs club, faggot.

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What's a trifle? only variety we have around here are Triflin Ho's.

LISTEN FAGGOTS CORONAVIRUS HAVE BEEN WITH US FOR MANY YEARS ITS A FLU THAT KILLS THOUSAND OF PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD THIS THING IS NOTHING NEW EVERYONE IS INFECTED INDEED THE DISEASE APPEARS AND THEN DISSAPEARS WITH THE SEASONAL FLU THE QUARANTINE WILL NEVER END AND THE DEATHS ARE NOT ANYTHING SPECIAL THIS IS A NOTHING BURGUER START RESEARCHING ABOUT KIKES AND HOW DO THEY WILL USE THIS HYSTERIA FOR THEIR OBJECTIVES (READ TALMUD)

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Nice seersucker frog.

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circle the nigger-originated ones

>Googled trifle expecting some disgusting bong shitfood
>Actually looks pretty good
Impressive

Why is bong cuisine so horrid?
Eat veggies and stop frying stuff ffs

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>36k dead in the USA
>in biggest lockdown ever
>last flu season was 24k total without any measures
Look I am not saying this isn't overreacted, and the kikes won't benefit from it, but Bolsonaro should have declared measures instead of saying "it's just a flu macaco".

China has never produced a medication on it's own. At best they can kill some endangered animal for it's penis and use it to make some soup.
In the end they'll default to their norm of waiting until some other country does the work then steal it.

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post pics

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I've been here longer than you,nigger

>US at 2200 deaths for the deay
>13 states still haven't reported their data yet

W-we're past the peak, right Ameribros? Isn't that what Dr. Fauci said? How are these numbers still going up?
Guys we can't open the economy if we haven't even peaked yet, wtf

There a villages and towns in and near siberia that are isolated enough to be untouched.

Just watched this. What an inaccurate piece of garbage.

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How has Baltimore survived this long

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i don't normally watch the electric jew, but it looks like our propaganda mill is starting to say 'china bad'. is war coming soon boys?

youtube.com/watch?v=2W8KyyEqBm0

>not flu manchu
Missed opportunity

I found it

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What are the red circles implying?

Seasonal flu isnt the same for every country ffagot

Go view the webm's. Lots of minor happenings growing

>Wait till you see Russia
go and bet your money on it, lel
why are you so salty kurwa?

PROVE TO ME YOU'RE NOT A MOUTHBREATHER AND COUNTER ANY ARGUMENT IN MY POST. BTW WEREN'T 2 MILLION PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD BY NOW?

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Ok faggot

It's the new normal now and its beautiful!

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uhhh are ear infections a symptom
asking for a friend

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>flu manchu
top jej

No.
In late may we will be seeing 10k+ deaths a day with no peak in sight.
Normies will pretend it doesnt exists and go party.

>Trifle, in English cuisine, is a dessert made with fruit, a thin layer of sponge fingers soaked in sherry or another fortified wine, and custard. It can be topped with whipped cream. The fruit and sponge layers may be suspended in fruit-flavoured jelly, and these ingredients are usually arranged to produce three or four layers. The contents of a trifle are highly variable; many varieties exist, some forgoing fruit entirely and instead using other ingredients, such as chocolate, coffee or vanilla.

give it a try if you can spainbro

pipe down lad

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It's feel good obama era propaganda that the government agencies and right magical negroes would save us from everything by streamlining vaccinations. They won't.

yeah the thing is that people are relating any dead with coronavirus 99% of italy deads for ¨¨¨¨coronavirus¨¨¨¨¨¨ have another disease too so it really cant be know if its actually the coronavirus that causes deads or anything else check neumonia deads from the last years its the same or even higher than this year CORONAVIRUS is a nothingburguer made to control the population the states have more control/power over us than never in all the history JUST WHEN RIOTS STARTED TO INCREASE and people were complaining about PIZZAGATE and shit like that this hysteria was planned for the KIKES like you piece of shit demon

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No,because tahts not how any of this works,also if we count wuhan alone should be more than 5 millions

They are fucking nutters.

Dunno. Was just comparing the size to what the larper from last year said. Might be that he made it up based on event 201.

>Linking literally who's
>Sounding like a crazy man off his meds
Mate, no one is going to listen to you if you just spam posts and screaming.

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Obrigado irmão

The happening has just started in Baltimore

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NEW BAKER NEEDED
>NEW BAKER NEEDED
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There are 2 hemispheres, you know?
Usually when one hemisphere is being hit by the flu the other is doing OK because they are in summer, but corona-chan dgaf about anything.

twitter.com/nathancofnas/status/1251233310455431169

Video by laowhy86,

youtu.be/bpQFCcSI0pU

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whisky israelite is that you my fellow scotch guzzling buddy?

Daily 9/11s when?

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???? cringe

I have nothing against Russkis, it's just that your government must've done some shady shit trying to conceal the happening a lot like the Chinese did. If anything, this might help your nation realize that Putin isn't a hero and liberate yourselves a little.

Few milions, mostly in China.

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He replies to people sometimes in the threads.

Something makes me believe that, but something else doesn't. Like for example the old people dying in mass inside the structures for elderly. I never seen them literally group dying so fast.

just a bunch of jews sweating about meh economy

we know that for months, it wasn't "upstaged by a youtuber" gtfo

IHME UPDATED
covid19.healthdata.org/projections

Right, the response should have been dumber for it to be realistic.

NO DISLESPECT. THANK CHINA.

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UK highly confident there vaccine will work? any other countries even close seems a bit fishy??

meal is mostly gone fren, here is the trifle in my food shop, it's half price at the moment too which is a great offer

I know it's supermarket but it's a mission to make it from scratch although I do make one for special occasions like Easter, Christmas and new year etc

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Sounds delicious. I'd opt for the fruit version.

ooh i forgot!! youre a spic!! of course you don't know what I said.

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not gonna argue with yeh mate, you'll see you was wrong, badly wrong.

>mfww
I know that feel though.

What is the /cvg/ consensus on aftermarket car head units with wireless android auto & CarPlay?

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Okay but what about actual people.

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That nigga doesn't ever sleep. I've seen him at every possible time.

Preferably one who knows how to cook as well. Inquire within.

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All that make up, all those filters. Still ugly.

Never ending 9/11s

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enjoy user

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>lockdown forever
It's great on the one hand but on the other hand I am slowly going broke. What's a good way to make money now?

corona-chan might be the chernobyl of the russian federation and commie china.

Should I do acid while in lockdown?
Asking for a friend.

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OnlyFans.

I rented a car that had android auto installed, it was nice.

este virus tiene años con nosotros no aparecio en diciembre de 2019 las personas mueren por cientos de miles cada año la tasa de muertes por coronavirus no es clara porque se cuentan muertes por otras enfermedades por muertes por coronavirus, es decir, no se sabe si las muertes son causadas por el coronavirus o las muertes ocurrieron junto al coronavirus

dime realmente qué es lo que preocupa tanto a las naciones para tomar estas medidas ? piensalo bien, quien se beneficia de esto ? repito esta enfermedad viene y se va pero nunca va a desaparecer como la gripe siempre va mutando la solucion no estara en esta cuarentena indefinida ahora tienen mas control sobre nosotros mas vigilancia y nos obligaran a tomar medidas en nombre del ¨bien comun¨

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>Let me know when I'm dead

The numbers say it all Ivan. I hope nothing bad happens to you and your family, but admit it, Putin fucked up, and only because he wanted to show off for your national holiday. He's a demagogue.

no
your mind is your own asset

This thread on plebbit suggests the virus isn't that bad and the tone in general is optimistic:

tldr:

TL;DR:

H1N1 fatality was said to be between 100 and 5000 deaths per 100,000 infections.

Turns out it was 1-10 deaths per 100,000 infections.

Off by a factor of 10 to 500

It's looking likely that history may be repeating itself.


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So seriously, how bad is covid-19 really? I'm getting some serious back and forth with it's 10/10 bad to 4/10 bad.

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>”During this difficult time I’m still managing to stay hopeful and excited for the future. Yes I had travel plans and a lot of other goals, but right now I have so much time for reflection and time to truly cultivate gratitude. We all need to stop and look inward for truth and strength right now, and we also need to support those that are on the front lines. So #StayHome and #StayStrong ! #Covid19 #Friyay #SocialDistancing #Coronavirus”

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I would avoid getting into that network. If you don't mind all your driving data being mined to for it.

sad we'll never have the satisfaction of seeing the real numbers from these shithole countries, at least the videos will be comfy

Script, he's a programmer and big on crypto

>Linking literally who's
GUESS YOU NEED TO BE POPULAR IN ORDER TO HAVE A VALID OPINION, HUH? DIDN'T KNOW CREDIBILITY WAS ASSOCIATED WITH POPULARITY.
>Sounding like a crazy man off his meds
WOW I GUESS I SHOULD JUST CLOSE MY EARS WHEN A DOCTOR, WHO HAS BEEN IN THE FIELD FOR DECADES, BRINGS UP SOME VALID POINTS!

STILL NO ACTUAL COUNTER-ARGUMENT, JUST SOCIAL SHAMING BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU FAGGOTS CAN RESORT TO.

If you're looking at one of those fold out kind be sure that it will clear any hvac controls and that it won't cover up something you use often.

>trifle for desert
kek

where did u saw that ?

>because those flu deaths are estimated while the corona deaths are confirmed
Implying that China confirmed all corona deaths. And it not over yet.

>tfw live in Baltimore

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budget cars use these things here a lot, taxis, carsharing services etc. Not a big fan, what car are you trying to stick one of those in?

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This. Then we'll be back to square one expect no one will follow stay at home orders because normies are fucking retarded.

I was listening to NPR this morning and they were doing a story about how China's economy is being slow to restart after lockdowns have lifted (they were clearly shilling for China, acting like their reported numbers were real) and they said factories can't find employees because people are continuing to isolate just to be safe.

It was actually kind of laughable. Sure, that's the reason factories in China can't find employees anymore. The Chinese people are fine, they're being just being extra careful! They'll be coming out of their apartments any day now.

cringe

You should be in a clear state of mind and at ease
No bad thoughts before, no bad situations pending
Meditate and be super chill, hope you're in a happy place or about as cool as you can be
If not, I honestly wouldn't try it

>reddit
>/r/China_Flu

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I work in a Hospital full of patients ur just idiots.
They have to have empty rooms since they don't know how fast the numbers rise and ppl get infected. also operations etc. gets cancelled. Its normal to be like this right now

>40,000 dead Americans

Lmao how the fuck were these idiots predicting a total of 60,000 dead? They're going to hit that number next week.

Are the people in power absolute retards or do they just constantly lie all the time?

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Ecuador is a hot mess. Mexico more financially but they are steps away from collapse.

China I could very much see it, Russia not at all.

why do you refuse to accept that fried food is the secret ingredient to world dominance?

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911 was 2977 victims, lad

/cvg/ is proving more accurate than normie news in terms of viral attributes. Redditors need a citation in order to express a thought, so they’re going to be behind the curve always.

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dude, this shit is going on for months now, we've been through all of the talking points,

relax and post some ass

I admit you're a shyzo who dosen't have any valuable sources and numbers and for some reason is still trying to convince the native Russian whom he doesn't even know. keep doing this mate, I don't mind.

funny how normies pick and choose when to apply "per capita"

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>not losing any weight in quarantine because I eat when I'm bored
fuuuuuck

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Than propably between 0,5 and 1mln dead humans

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phantom quote, spoopy

pee pee poo poo diaharrea flu

I pray coronachan is at least 10x as deadly

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>The unadjusted prevalence of antibodies to SARS-CoV-2 in Santa Clara County was 1.5% (exact binomial 95CI 1.11-1.97%), and the population-weighted prevalence was 2.81% (95CI 2.24-3.37%). Under the three scenarios for test performance characteristics, the population prevalence of COVID-19 in Santa Clara ranged from 2.49% (95CI 1.80-3.17%) to 4.16% (2.58-5.70%).
The unadjusted prevalence of antibodies to SARS-CoV-2 in Santa Clara County was 1.5% (exact binomial 95CI 1.11-1.97%), and the population-weighted prevalence was 2.81% (95CI 2.24-3.37%). Under the three scenarios for test performance characteristics, the population prevalence of COVID-19 in Santa Clara ranged from 2.49% (95CI 1.80-3.17%) to 4.16% (2.58-5.70%).
>The unadjusted prevalence of antibodies to SARS-CoV-2 in Santa Clara County was 1.5% (exact binomial 95CI 1.11-1.97%), and the population-weighted prevalence was 2.81% (95CI 2.24-3.37%). Under the three scenarios for test performance characteristics, the population prevalence of COVID-19 in Santa Clara ranged from 2.49% (95CI 1.80-3.17%) to 4.16% (2.58-5.70%).
The unadjusted prevalence of antibodies to SARS-CoV-2 in Santa Clara County was 1.5% (exact binomial 95CI 1.11-1.97%), and the population-weighted prevalence was 2.81% (95CI 2.24-3.37%). Under the three scenarios for test performance characteristics, the population prevalence of COVID-19 in Santa Clara ranged from 2.49% (95CI 1.80-3.17%) to 4.16% (2.58-5.70%).
>The unadjusted prevalence of antibodies to SARS-CoV-2 in Santa Clara County was 1.5% (exact binomial 95CI 1.11-1.97%), and the population-weighted prevalence was 2.81% (95CI 2.24-3.37%). Under the three scenarios for test performance characteristics, the population prevalence of COVID-19 in Santa Clara ranged from 2.49% (95CI 1.80-3.17%) to 4.16% (2.58-5.70%).
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.14.20062463v1
Corona-chan has not even spread to 5% of the population in California. This is still early days and the peak is far away

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They lie all the time. We're living one big lie and our govt is slowly replacing us. The leaders think they'll get a piece of some pie for being good jew followers.

It's a good way to get your window busted by some somalian engineer trying to expand Higgs' bosson theory while performing neurosurgery at a public hospital

Do we have the full virus genes for public view and stuff that sually is used to researchers?

4k infected a day is your government's official number, and probably it's not even close to the truth.

But remember, according to Trumptards and the gang, there will only be 60k dead according to their projections

How the fuck are Americans tolerating this shit? I would shit on the white house lawns if these retards were killing my grandpa

its 20/10 not for coronavirus specially just imagine the masses are now easily controled by (((them))) any solution will be accepted and the country/person who give it will be seeing as a saint person I really think this can preceeds the antichrist or the jewish messiah, jews now can have 100 thousend of slave goyims per jew like they want

Mexico is not south america. Didn't know about Ecuador thanks.

San Diego Comic-Con Canceled Due to COVID-19
>San Diego Comic-Con Canceled Due to COVID-19
San Diego Comic-Con Canceled Due to COVID-19
>San Diego Comic-Con Canceled Due to COVID-19
San Diego Comic-Con Canceled Due to COVID-19

GOOD Yas Forums HAS TO SUFFER AS EVERYBODY ELSE. DIE DIE DIE.

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Is it true that you bongs have overtaken burgers as the fattest population in the galaxy?

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Not far from daily US deaths than. And with lockdown over...

I kinda doubt it since he sometimes replies, and he's not *always* here, like right now. But maybe.

exercise when you're bored, then eat. at least you will gain muscle mass instead of only fat mass.

b-but we gotta reopen the economy! The cure can't be worse than the illness, bro!

There are many cases like that in Italy, one of these elderly center is less than 10km away from where I live and I know in person people who lost their parents being hosted there.

Take it from me user, if it spreads in Bangladesh, the casualties are going to be enormous. They have even worse medical infrastructure than us and over 1,100 people living within a sq km

It's insane

you'd shit on the lawn regardless

I feel exactly like you. I am an object to ridicule, to laugh at, no one takes me seriously when I sell them about reinfections, China, mortality, Ecuador.
Today I told them about that HIV discoverer and they said it's a fake news because some health minister and politician were saying it's nothing and everything will be fine.
They don't believe me, they don't believe anything I show them, I am just that "dumb conspiracy theorist", an object to laugh at.
But I will say them that I warned them. I will say that when we will all get sick because they don't care about the virus and live like they always lived. Some fucking cosmetic whore comes to adjust my family member's eyelashes every Sunday, I hope that whore will get sick as well.

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not ireland

>2 people tested positive at my work

Is it possible for me to take a leave and collect unemployment?

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Same user... same

if a pandemic is required to stop them, then I'm willing to wait another year