/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3275 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,223,240 (+60,899) ► Died: 152,328 (+6,857) ► Day: 99 (-06:37:08)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 8.3x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 4,099 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Mortality rate in Ecuador province multiplied 7-fold in two weeks
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China revises Wuhan death toll, increases it 50%
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Novel coronavirus can survive high temperatures
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Vaccine would be first vaccine against coronaviruses
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"Second wave" erupts in city in northern China
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>INFO
22 year old patient dies in the US, after being denied testing
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12 year old without conditions dies in Belgium
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51 patients in South Korea reinfected after "recovery"
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Under 2 year old baby dies in Morocco
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48% of cases originate from pre-symptomatic transmission
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>REMINDER
Ecuador struggling to handle all the deaths
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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China figures don't add up, likely simulated
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China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
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Deaths in the US already surpassed highest estimates for swine flu
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>LATEST
18:50: 2,791 new cases and 189 new deaths in Brazil
18:41: 178 new cases and 2 new deaths in South Africa
18:34: 395 probable cases, all of them deaths, have been added in New York City
18:22: 941 new cases and 58 new deaths in Quebec, Canada
18:17: 150 new cases and 16 new deaths in Algeria
18:05: 263 new cases and 7 new deaths in Texas

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youtu.be/ZphK_CMUbKg
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8228909/Iranian-Zombie-Angelina-Jolie-Instagram-star-ventilator-contracting-coronavirus.html
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Benis

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Post yfw society won't collapse fast enough

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remember when /cvg/ was a thing

Does anyone how the symptoms develop and how fast?

I've been having dry cough for the past 2-3 days, and yesterday Lethargy started. So far no fever.

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>all countries deaths peaked already for at least a week now
huh, so it was a nothing burger after all.

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in for 8k deaths in spain not counted but made official by local govs
sauce: elconfidencial.com/espana/2020-04-16/cifras-oficiales-fallecidos-coronavirus-residencias_2552679/

>liver damage
>kidney damage
>brain damage
>heart damage
>testicular damage
>lung damage
>2nd kind of lung damage
>low 02 aspyhxiation
>ctyokine cascade
>permanently immuni-compromised
>no cured, no recovery
>keeps coming back until it kills you
>lays dormant like HIV
>asymptomatic transmission ('heathy' people spread it)
>inter-species transmission (live stock can get it)
>blood transmission (mosquitos can spread it)
>SARS-like mutations make vaccine a pipe dream
DO YOU INCEL HEEB FAGGOTS REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKED WE ARE THEY DONT SHUT DOWN THE GLOBE OVER A FLU THIS IS THE START OF AN EXTINCTION EVENT WE ARE ALL FUCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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So are Australia and New Zealand saved?

The original /cvg/'s were great, but now we really know most of what there is to know. Now these threads are watching politicians fumble everything, and normies panicking. Btw is borris better yet? Havent heard anything about him in like a week

5-14 day incubation, cough and lethargy for several days. Indications seems to be the "decision point" between severe and mild illness is about a week in. You're probably fine if you haven't even developed a fever yet. Might also have a different virus.

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Not everyone gets all the symptoms. Regardless start to megadose Vitamin C to be safe. Try for 20g/day spread out 1g-2g every 60-120 minutes
If you develop loose stools you have reached your max dose and try again after a few hours pass

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quarantines are starting to get lifted here in some states

If my boss opens the office I'll negotiate my salary so I can stay at home. Live with mother who was a smoker for 10+ years and has COPD.

>nearly 7k deaths
>just finished lunch

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>Arm tattoos

Gross

She's working through the weekend for you user. Give her your love.

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ploper work attire, yes
tend the rice paddies my daughter

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are you living on the woods?

>3:32 EST
>Already at almost 7k deaths
wtf happened?

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archive.is/Lbly7
Proof it was an attack
CCP shills BTFO

If you start to cough, then it means you DON'T COUGH OUTSIDE NO MATTER WHAT, unless you wear a mask.

>watching MN protest rally from the boomer stream
>someone holding a sign that reads "COVID-1984 Big Brother is Watching You"
kek

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1500+ China extra deaths

I'm posting this in honour of the poster that was posting this in honour of the poster that was posting this in honour of the poster that was posting this in honour of the original poster that spammed the nudes

This is Xi JinPing's daughter.
Say something nice about her.

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No it was always like this, you've just finally gotten bored. I remember the early /cvg/s. And there were always a bunch of posts about how boring and slow this happening is. Like people expect a movie where the entire plot happens in 2 hours.

If it wasn't slow, it wouldn't be a happening. A fast virus can be contained and burns itself out quickly.

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Seriously, bro, just zip up your Flip Flappers folder and upload it to anonfiles. I've asked you like five times and it'll only take you like 30 seconds.

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some one should go there with a sign that says: "Coof for momy corona"

Have we surpassed swine flu yet?

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 690,900 (35,955) #2 Spain 188,093 (19,613) #3 Italy 172,434 (22,745) #4 France 147,969 (18,681) #5 Germany 139,134 (4,203) #6 United Kingdom 108,692 (14,576) #7 China 82,692 (4,632) #8 Iran 79,494 (4,958) #9 Turkey 78,546 (1,769) #10 Belgium 36,138 (5,163) #11 Brazil 33,682 (2,141) #12 Russia 32,008 (273) #13 Canada 31,642 (1,310) #14 Netherlands 30,449 (3,459) #15 Switzerland 27,078 (1,325) #16 Portugal 19,022 (657) #17 Austria 14,586 (410) #18 Ireland 13,980 (530) #19 India 13,835 (452) #20 Peru 13,489 (300) #21 Sweden 13,216 (1,400) #22 Israel 12,982 (151) #23 South Korea 10,635 (230) #24 Chile 9,252 (116) #25 Japan 9,231 (190) #26 Ecuador 8,450 (421) #27 Poland 8,379 (332) #28 Romania 8,067 (411) #29 Saudi Arabia 7,142 (87) #30 Denmark 7,073 (336) #31 Pakistan 7,025 (135) #32 Norway 6,937 (161) #33 Australia 6,526 (65) #34 Czech Republic 6,499 (173) #35 United Arab Emirates 6,302 (37)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +13,330 (+1,338) #2 Spain +3,145 (+298) #3 Italy +3,493 (+575) #4 France +1,909 (+761) #5 Germany +1,436 (+151) #6 United Kingdom +5,599 (+847) #7 China +351 (+1,290) #8 Iran +1,499 (+89) #9 Turkey +4,353 (+126) #10 Belgium +1,329 (+306) #11 Brazil +2,999 (+194) #12 Russia +4,070 (+41) #13 Canada +1,536 (+115) #14 Netherlands +1,235 (+144) #15 Switzerland +346 (+44) #16 Portugal +181 (+28) #17 Ireland +709 (+44) #18 India +405 (+4) #19 Peru +998 (+26) #20 Sweden +676 (+67) #21 Israel +224 (+9) #22 South Korea +22 (+1) #23 Chile +445 (+11) #24 Ecuador +225 (+18) #25 Poland +461 (+18) #26 Romania +360 (+19) #27 Saudi Arabia +762 (+4) #28 Denmark +194 (+15) #29 Pakistan +106 (+7) #30 Norway +32 (+9) #31 Australia +58 (+2) #32 Czech Republic +66 (+4) #33 United Arab Emirates +477 (+2) #34 Mexico +450 (+37) #35 Indonesia +407 (+24)…

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>A LOW PERCENTAGE OF THE POPULATION DEVELOPS ANTIBODIES
A LOW PERCENTAGE OF THE POPULATION DEVELOPERS ANTIBODIES
>A LOW PERCENTAGE OF THE POPULATION DEVELOPS ANTIBODIES
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>A LOW PERCENTAGE OF THE POPULATION DEVELOPS ANTIBODIES
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>A LOW PERCENTAGE OF THE POPULATION DEVELOPS ANTIBODIES
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>A LOW PERCENTAGE OF THE POPULATION DEVELOPS ANTIBODIES
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>A LOW PERCENTAGE OF THE POPULATION DEVELOPS ANTIBODIES
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youtube.com/watch?v=Yd4o9hJjVnc&feature=youtu.be&t=3106

I think it is because China is slowly revealing their true numbers.

This.
Im 90% sure she got me, its lingering like a motherfucker and i had textbook symptoms, but there never was a fever. But there is something in my chest that is wrong.
Sometimes i feel like shit and sometimes better but im back to 90%
What im worried about is the ADE/cyto storms. Will i just fall over dead at random?
>t. Living in the epicenter

Need to flip the tank so the barrel aligns with the perspective.

Yes, it matters.

Old news and a Luxembourg firm. Didn't a lab in Atlanta deliver contaminated tests too?

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THANK YOU XIAO MUZI, VELY COOL

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These threads are slowing down considerably. What a nothing burger.

>21 new posts

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I love you Corona-chan :3

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>Everyone staying home comfy
>Trump literally handing out NEETbux
>All immigration and incoming travel shutdown
>Night clubs, festivals and porn production has been stopped
>Stocks still going up

Remind me again why we don’t always do this?

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imagine the feed bill.....

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looks like she does a good job shaving. i must of missed those threads. quick run down? pic not related

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>A fast virus can be contained and burns itself out quickly.
and that is why Corona-chan is best girl. She like any good lover is slow and methodical. Always teasing but never letting you reach climax. She will drag this out as long as possible for maximum impact.

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Pussy.
Cough at everyone. Spread Corona's love. Help to end this world.

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Someone's gotta rep the deathcult somehow

Where is the link about nobel laureate speaking about corona connection to HIV?

yes yes, tlust WHO laowai

what?
Xiao Muzi is pelfection
take it back laowai

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By almost six times, yes. Worldwide anyways

Oh yeah I totally agree, it was just cool seeing the army of autistic neets figuring this shit out months before the info being confirmed

>Season 1 has 10 episodes instead of 1

I see nothing wrong here.

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I'm starting to think you member Berry posters are fucking shills.

Give it some time.
Once people realize you don't get immunity to it after beating it once and that there won't be a vaccine it'll accelerate rapidly.

Looks like the kind of girl I'd fuck and chuck midweek in Asia.

More than 8 times

Xi daughter-uh likes riding BWC in Harvard

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seeth

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Its not really organized user its all in just one big Yas Forums folder that is like 4 gigs. But i will keep trying to post new stuff for you

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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noice

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Why do you think we are shitposting? We don't care burger. Collapse will hurt America the hardest.

this so much

ADE and cytokine storm don't just pop up out of nowhere. If you're not having those systemic immune effects, you're not really at risk. The thing that's getting people so suddenly is hypercoagulation causing AMI and stroke. If you're younger, even if you throw a clot, it's not likely to kill you. And again, if you're not having systemic issues it's unlikely you're hypercoagulable.

>o blood gets fucked less hard
>Mexicans have the highest percentage of o blood
>mexicans will inherit the earth

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Oh god i-i think Im gonna oh god here i COOOF

>I think it is because China is slowly revealing their true numbers.
Bro they added exactly 50% to their existing number. It's still complete bullshit. They still haven't figured out to change the number after doing basic math to increase it

Shut up and post more chink sluts bound and gagged.

We're only at 152,000 dead though

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Pls respond

name a country more boned than Russia

>hard mode=no India

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yes, bat soup leally tasty

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Could you imagine the shit storm if they drop the 1+mil death toll

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this is what your future will look like
it has all been planned and accounted for
nothing is coincidence

archive.org/details/pdfy-tNG7MjZUicS-wiJb/mode/1up

a compilation of videos you will not see on the legacy media
youtu.be/ZphK_CMUbKg

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California are giving $500 to every illegal immigrant

those numbers are (((((estimated)))))
the official, counted number is ~16k

>fat cellulite ass
gross

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Confirmed H1N1 deaths are at 18k. 200k deaths are estimates

That's an estimated number. Confirmed cases for H1N1 is like 18,000 deaths.

that was just an entlance, laowai
soon Xiao muzi will do a photoshoot in harvard, yes
we'll use Xiao Muzi as plopaganda against the laowai

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Israel when the USA crumbles and the countries around Israel are free to attack it without US lapdogs interfering

CVGs are just garbage... worthless posts.

what will happen when 6 million goyim die from corona. will we be able to claim victim status and get free money?

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Unfair. Three months ago there weren't even 10 deaths. None of those diseases beats corona-chan in the first three months

1) Police helicopter landing to fine 600 euros to a guy for walking alone in the middle of nowhere, which is not allowed. And people cheering the whole thing from their balcony and congratulating the cops.
2)Lost half of my income for what's gonna be a very long time, or for ever. But managed to escape the city and am loving being in a very rural place, I built an outside gym and exercice everyday and I'm becoming fit af. Seeing actual gains for the fist time ever.
3)It's a superburguer. Economy is gone, together with most of our freedoms. People love being in house arrest and snitching on others.

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You have a week to live
You're already in happy hypoxia and silent organ failure

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ive had weird symptoms for the last few weeks
ive had a week dry cough and a lot of throat clearing and really irritated bowels.
more headaches than usual (usualy none) and i've been ovulate pretty hard. beeasts are sore and cant motivate to get out of work each day. just sit in bed and rubbing against My pillow. sheets are soaked but i cant motivate to wash them. just keep rubbing and stretching over bottles (dont worry i sanitize) and this seems to make irritated bowels more irritated. what do you think do i have it?

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Phillipines
Indonesia (lmao watch the 4th most populous country go down the absolute shitters)

There will be a vaccine tho

TAKE IT BACK LAOWAI
SOCIAL CLEDIT WILL DLOP
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED-UH

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>We're only at 152,000 dead though

and what do you think the real number is?
1 province in Ecuador had +5.5k extra deaths in the first two weeks of April
the whole country has reported 421 deaths

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our grandparents always make a big deal of living through the war even though they did nothing and were a drain on resources

China

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>muh 'estimated' number infographic
try again, nothingfaggot

Did you even read that document? Its not a blueprint but different possible projections depending on how things develop.
Personally I want to go full hack attack.
You know you can build an artificial cell phone tower with a hackrf one and use it to send false presidential alters?

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You know what to do first.

PLEASE respond

Kek, never even considered that.

Hard to tell. Post tits and dick.

see

>less threads than daily deaths in any city
>happening
anons...

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Take my heart and use it as sacrifice my sweet coronachan
My life is but an instrument of your design

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What happens when the lockdowns continue until June?

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based

Guys I've been offline for 60 years and am trying to catch up on the Virus. They didn't desegregate the Negros did they?

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Yea I don't get the fat ass love. They look like a lazy lard ass when they walk around.
Vid is great.

Anyone got the latest titty growth update?

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ooo niceu animal for today ver tasty

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*seething intensifies*

its too sweeaty i will embarassed u

Iranian copy of Angelina Jolie is on a ventilator after contracting the corona.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8228909/Iranian-Zombie-Angelina-Jolie-Instagram-star-ventilator-contracting-coronavirus.html

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Only time will tell, when the numbers of total deaths all year can be compared to average deaths from previous years.

>there has never been a successful coronavirus vaccine before.
>high mutation rate with multiple strands in the wild.
Nope.

>less deaths in my room than threads
truly a nothingburger

Idk pal.
this sound familiar to you?

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/
>Worldometer hasn't updated for an hour

We will see the deaths spike as they start to open up and it will stay that way until it goes through the population. End total will be around 500mil

it got infected

They won't
Everything will reopen by late may and normies are going to party and go to events like never before
By late june trump will an hero on live tv when it reaches 10k+ dead per day

>implying we'll ever know how many people died in china and other third world shit holes that lie about their deaths.
We'll never know how many died in south america.
We'll never know how many died in Africa
We'll never know how many died in China
We'll never know how many died in India
We'll never know how many died in Iran.
What percent of the worlds population are those continents and countries combined?

>slowly revealing
It's the second wave, mutt.

>in prison for Instagram
Kek

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Uhh guys
We have the best health care right? How do you esplain this

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Cant wait for Mai festival corona parties.
Zoomers doing "corona challenges" there and posting it to instagram.

Thread is now based art thread

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>used ps4s well over 300 dollars
Is this trumpbux inflation?

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lmao

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