Christianity

Have you accepted Jesus Christ into your heart yet? He's literally the best part of the Bible.

>salvation is for all (Based)
>Names the Jew (more than once actually)
>supports second amendment (came not to make peace but give you a sword)
>BTFO usury and money handlers flipping their tables and chasing them out with a whip (only natural of course)
>is your friend (i mean personally your friend, yes this includes NEETS)
>loves you so much that he conquered death for you (10/10)

He is kind, strong, manly, but always loving.

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Rabbi Jesus literally taught Judaism to Christians. Today, Christians go to church to wish to be Jews, pretend to be Jews, or learn how to be Jews. The Christian god's favorite race are the Jews. The invented story of fake Jesus starts when the Jewish race-god Yahweh chose a Jewess to breed with in order to create a magical Jewish messiah. The Jews watched Jesus come out of the hirsute Jewess that the Jew-god made pregnant. Christians believe that hereditary Jewishness is the source of Jesus' magical powers. Jew-born Jesus studied Judaism and became a hirsute Jewish rabbi. The Mashiach preached about worshipping Jews and the Yahweh. Jesus taught that the Holy Spirit comes from Jewishness and that the world would be saved if whites bred with Jews. The church was invented by Jews as an extension of the seed-maker of Abraham, so that whites and Jews would cross-breed. The inventors of Christianity gave Jesus preposterous magical powers to encourage cross-breeding with Jews. The Jew-king Jesus is portrayed as white, so as to deceive Europeans into believing that their king is a Jew. Fake white Mary shows that cross-breeding with Jews will yield white children. The Church castrated non-Semitic young males. Christians circumcise their children so they can breed with Jews. Christians name their children with Jewish names. Churches give the money they collect to Jews when they have children with whites. The pope and cardinals wear Jewish yamakas. Every Christian ritual is indistinguishable from Judaism. This signals the magic pro-Semitic racist Asian Jew-god called Yahweh, so he'll let Christians into heaven for being Jew-like. At the entrance to heaven, where the god of the Jews and the king of the Jews live, is a Jewish clerk that examines what kind of Jew you are. The Christian is motivated by a set of perverted goals based on hirsuteness and race defilement. His fanatic desire is to turn you into a Jew.

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Yes, indeed, he is the best part, but it's false, as the previous part is also a fucking joke. It's fake news.

wikihow.com/Become-Catholic

Also, since you make up bullshit on christianity, its actually the other way around.
Back in the day there was no Judaism, just the faith of Abraham and later the Israelites. At the time Jesus came there were 3 main sects, The Essenes (The only ones native to Judeah), the Sadduccess and the Pharisee (both being not native to Judeah).
The Pharisee are the Edomites (descendent of Amalek which the Israelites were told to genocide and which descent from the Canaanites which worshipped Moloch and such) which previously were forced to convert. However they really liked their old customs which were unlawful and thus they created the Oral Law. You know how in Court a Jew will use semantics, grey areas, loopholes and other pilpul to argue they didnt break a law which they never followed completly ignoring the intent behind the law? The Oral Law of the Pharisee is a guideline on how to do that with the OT Law.
This is the group of people pretty much all quarrels Jesus had was with and they were constantly rebuked for this by him, God himself, for being hypocrites, a brood of Vipers, even the children of the devil. Even their name describes them seperating themselves from the original
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pharisees
>"Pharisee" is derived from Ancient Greek Pharisaios (Φαρισαῖος),[8] from Aramaic Pərīšā (Hebrew: פְּרִישָׁא), plural Pərīšayyā (Hebrew: פְּרִישַׁיָּא), meaning "set apart, separated"
So by all means the Pharisee splitted themselves off from the original faith which became known and was continued through Christianity and thus by all practical means was Pre-Christ-Christianity.

This Oral Law of the Pharisee then after a few 100 years got written down in the (Babylonian) Talmud starting what is now known as Judaism. So its not that Christianity is based on Judaism, but that Judaism is a collection of blasphemies and herasies of Christianity.

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>He is kind, strong, manly, but always loving.
Kind of sounds like you want him in your asshole.

Furthermore you have no fucking idea about basic Christianity. By your language alone you show that your entire focus is about race, not about what actually happened historically.

You're like a boomer who doesn't understand the computers and constantly blurts about Zuckerberg hacking the mainframe with his twitter virus, because you heard these words before. You are preoccupied with your race and everything that slightly threatens, no, challenges your views in some minimal way is something you must reject in principle by making up crazy conspiracy stories. Everyone who doesn't agree with you is some NWO lizard Jew who just exists to fuck with you. A comical cartoon villain who wants to destroy the world.

You don't understand the first thing about Christianity.

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You're too based to not be taking the protestant pill.

Been there, done that. I was baptized Catholic, but grew up around protestants. I considered myself to be ecumenical, but the older I got, there more I saw the degeneracy. Constant heresy, disagreeing with basic Christian teaching on almost every occasion, arguing with "modern times", support for gay marriage and so on. The final pill was "We can also use she as a pronoun for God".
Couldn't deal with it anymore, I saw that these people didn't care about God, they just used religion as a social club. There was nothing that distinguishes them from an atheist, both were NPCs.

I went back to the Catholic Church, learned about it, read up on theology and never looked back. No women clergy, no support for faggotry, no degeneracy allowed.

Please come to the true Church, my friend. Don't listen to the cringe-posters arguing with "muh feet" and "whore of babylon", these are the same shizo and power arguments used by the atheist poster before.
wikihow.com/Become-Catholic

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i believe in Christ, but recently i have been having some doubts and questions
for example, if God is all loving. why does He allow people to suffer in hell? and why is hell eternal?
if God wanted us to all follow Him why did He make so many things in the bible vague to the point where even today the various denominations fight over what some things in the bible mean?
and why doesn't He appear to us again so we can definitively prove without a shadow of a doubt that God exists and Christianity is correct?
and why has no evidence been found of Noah's Ark or the flood?
why can we not find the ruins of Sodom and Gomorrah?
where do aliens fit into all of this?
why can't an all powerful God undo our original sin?
why doesn't he?

and some more things
did people who were born before Christ go to Heaven?
what about people such as the various tribes deep in the amazon who do not know Christ?
why does hell exist in the first place?
why do you believe that Christianity is correct when there's many many other religions, all of them claiming to be the correct one?