/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3273 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,214,629 (+52,288) ► Died: 151,608 (+6,137) ► Day: 99 (-07:55:34)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 8.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 4,088 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
Novel coronavirus can survive high temperatures
archive.is/ZERUi

China revises Wuhan death toll, increases it 50%
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Confirmed deaths in the US surpass estimated flu deaths
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"Second wave" erupts in city in northern China
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Mortality rate in Ecuador province multiplied 7-fold in two weeks
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>INFO
"Theoretically possible" to get virus from mosquitoes
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Italian tests positive again after "recovery"
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Survival rate if you need a ventilator is very low
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Virus might aid gut bacteria, worsening infection
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>REMINDER
Spain health ministry says up to 66% of deaths not detected
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Brazil state has 0 official deaths but mortuaries are already collapsed
archive.is/FqPKO

"Germany omits most deaths with other pathologies", Spanish biologist
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WHO declared end of swine flu with only 18,500 confirmed dead
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China figures don't add up, likely simulated
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>LATEST
17:35: 3,214 new cases and 761 new deaths in France
17:05: 102 new cases and 4 new deaths in Kansas
17:04: 3,150 new cases and 322 new deaths in New Jersey
16:42: 445 new cases and 11 new deaths in Chile
16:30: 3,493 new cases and 575 new deaths in Italy
16:28: 779 new cases and 18 new deaths in Florida

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Fake virus.

Coronavirus timeline:
- January 19: 100 cases
- January 24: 1,000 cases
- February 12: 50,000 cases
- March 6: 100,000 cases
- March 18: 200,000 cases
- March 26: 500,000 cases
- April 2: 1,000,000 cases
- April 14: 2,000,000 cases
- April 30: ???????????????

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Are you clapping, bros?

Sup?

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4.5 million

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I get a "403 Forbidden" error with all of your links.
What's going on?

How do you cope with the rest of Yas Forums Being awash in REEE JUST A COOF OPEN UP EVERYTHING Boomer bullshit by people who only started following this story in March?

Look how busy the hospital is. Wow.

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I 'see', vast areas of the US with no people. Each time I look at that again, I see the same thing. It's not changed for weeks. Empty landscapes. No-one there. Nothing moving.

T W O W E E K S
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I don't visit rest of Yas Forums anymore

How do you see so much of the country? Truck driver?

inb4 mandatory vaccination
but what if u already had the virus (maybe u dont even know u had it)
what effect will that have on you if u also are forced to get a vaccine? the whole ADS thing?

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>FUCK TRUMP SUPPORERS
>FUCK TRUMP
>FUCK CHINA
>FUCK THE EU
>FUCK COMMIES
>FUCK LEFTISTS
>FUCK JEWS
>FUCK NIGGERS
>FUCK ARABS
>FUCK WINNIE THE POOH AKA XI JINPING
>FUCK JANNIES

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We’ve got until the 26th to get to 3M cases, or else it’s slowing down.

I don't lurk Yas Forums.

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Why is there a pretty consistent number of dumbass nothingburgers? Usually just one or two every thread, never too many, but always one or two.

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By not looking at pol and just coming here for numbers a schizo 5g stories

Imagine actually browsing/pol/

Fucking great. Still in lockdown and now forced to wear face mask

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Based

Yes.

By knowing they will soon coof to death

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cringe vid, but doesn't prove much other than those nurses and doctor are tone-deaf twats

lol Yas Forums is just election tourists who goes there anymore

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Who here /being forced back to work in a few weeks to save the DOW/

I'm more productive at home now too. Fuck.

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is this the new GARY

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There's around 2000 shills. At least few of them post here, it's easy money, a lot easier than on twitter, reddit or quora.

This should highlight just how little of modernity is necessary or beneficial. There is no reason for every person to not own their own acre of land and for highrises and apartments to be a thing of a truly savage past. Nationalist Capitalism would get us this. It is corporatism and communism and their metropolitan industrialist bullshit that made it otherwise

Fact: Filipions are the most powerful race in the world

OH NO NO NO NO NO DOOMFAGS WE GOT HERDED.com


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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>muh airborne AIDS
>muh reactivation
>muh double ADE
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Chinese shills

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Gentlemen, the time for suppressing Winnie Pooh rebellion has come.
Every participant will be issued a gook slave slave or a $5000 gaming PC as a trophy.

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prove me to it's a something burger then with that 1% mortality rate and cases are everywhere with many more undiscovered proving this virus isn't that deadly.

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>forced
Dont be a cuck
I was "essential" but I still quit my job. Rather have no money coming in than get Chink AIDS. Besides, societal collapse is imminent so it wont make a difference anyway.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 686,680 (35,588) #2 Spain 188,068 (19,478) #3 Italy 172,434 (22,745) #4 France 147,969 (18,681) #5 Germany 138,497 (4,193) #6 United Kingdom 108,692 (14,576) #7 China 82,692 (4,632) #8 Iran 79,494 (4,958) #9 Turkey 78,546 (1,769) #10 Belgium 36,138 (5,163) #11 Russia 32,008 (273) #12 Canada 31,642 (1,310) #13 Brazil 30,961 (1,956) #14 Netherlands 30,449 (3,459) #15 Switzerland 27,078 (1,325) #16 Portugal 19,022 (657) #17 Austria 14,579 (410) #18 Ireland 13,980 (530) #19 India 13,835 (452) #20 Peru 13,489 (300) #21 Sweden 13,216 (1,400) #22 Israel 12,982 (151) #23 South Korea 10,635 (230) #24 Chile 9,252 (116) #25 Japan 9,231 (190) #26 Poland 8,379 (332) #27 Ecuador 8,225 (403) #28 Romania 8,067 (411) #29 Saudi Arabia 7,142 (87) #30 Denmark 7,073 (336) #31 Pakistan 7,025 (135) #32 Norway 6,937 (161) #33 Australia 6,526 (65) #34 Czech Republic 6,499 (173) #35 Mexico 6,297 (486)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +12,260 (+1,293) #2 Spain +3,120 (+163) #3 Italy +3,493 (+575) #4 France +1,909 (+761) #5 Germany +799 (+141) #6 United Kingdom +5,599 (+847) #7 China +351 (+1,290) #8 Iran +1,499 (+89) #9 Turkey +4,353 (+126) #10 Belgium +1,329 (+306) #11 Russia +4,070 (+41) #12 Canada +1,536 (+115) #13 Brazil +278 (+9) #14 Netherlands +1,235 (+144) #15 Switzerland +346 (+44) #16 Portugal +181 (+28) #17 Ireland +709 (+44) #18 India +405 (+4) #19 Peru +998 (+26) #20 Sweden +676 (+67) #21 Israel +224 (+9) #22 South Korea +22 (+1) #23 Chile +445 (+11) #24 Poland +461 (+18) #25 Romania +360 (+19) #26 Saudi Arabia +762 (+4) #27 Denmark +194 (+15) #28 Pakistan +106 (+7) #29 Norway +32 (+9) #30 Australia +58 (+2) #31 Czech Republic +66 (+4) #32 Mexico +450 (+37) #33 Indonesia +407 (+24) #34 Philippines +218 (+25) #35 Serbia +372 (+7)…

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Based Jairo

> boomer parasites screeching that no one's wageslaving and paying taxes for their Medicare
truly the most satanic generation, willing to force others to kill themselves for Jewish bankers and their 401K

Same huebro.

>muh blacked
>muh empty walk-in fridge
>muh twitter cap bait
>muh blacked again
>muh awoo
>”stop making these threads schizos reee”

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>when you do a weeks worth of office work in just two days from home
Not being bogged down by 93498349803409 meetings helps.

Wrong pic kek

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Easy 80 cents per hour's "work", sure.

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This is a big fucking nothingburger. Give it up happening and /cvg/ faggots. 0.6% death rate!

youtube.com/watch?v=F1eAFEBiQMs
livescience.com/death-rate-lower-than-estimates.html
thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(20)30243-7/fulltext
wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/6/20-0320_article

We've got a new issue now because of these shutdowns - food shortages, rising unemployment, increasing poverty (if these lockdowns continue for months), inflation and probably hunger and looting due to the food shortages. I hate to say it but Yas Forums has helped (((them))) usher in their NWO dreams into motion.

>b-b-but 0.6% of 7 billion is 46,200,000
the-hospitalist.org/hospitalist/article/218769/coronavirus-updates/covid-19-update-transmission-5-or-less-among-close

No faggot, more like 5%-10% of the whole human population but keep shilling /cvg/tards. I'm sure you creating /cvg/ threads and having fantasies of a Mad Max world where you're a STALKER scavenger protagonist like in your vidya gaymes is gonna give meaning to your life.

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Imagine peeling a nigger and stretching its skin and making the skin into a big balloon and floating the balloon into the air over a crowded city where everyone can see and keeping the nigger in a big Star Wars tank of antiseptic so it doesn’t die and showing the nigger the video of its skin floating away into the sky and laughing at the skinless nigger and then pouring a bottle of lemon juice into his tank

Based

What the fuck happened, why did numbers go down?

If they are working under a full load, they wouldn't have time and energy to do these.

After 4 years they are more than just tourists

I already have a pc, can I just get the 5000 dollars? (Pounds)?

>Maddox
lmao

Yeah. My office has been forcing us onto happy hour calls though and forcing me to use my Webcam. During work hours as well, so I can't get my shit done. Usually avoid the ones I can though.

I love her.

Thank you for the list. Its very nice to see the total count

When will the Italy "switching sides" memes start?

April lockdown was in order to calculate population redundancy; just how many people are unnecessary in their economy.
When the restrictions are lifted the culling begins.

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just fucking give them some aspirin holy shit why are western doctors such utter and insufferable faggots?

Why do you idiots think that old people dying first = low mortality rate?
Shits attacking T cells, it's only a matter of time until the young start dropping dead because no immune system.

6k at this time. New record today.

They are so shit at their job that even 8 cents would be too much

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I love how two weeks turned to be a meme and an actual rule

This but orangutans

1% mortality rate among billions of people
>=millions dead
>worldwide fear and panic=even more dead and countries economically rekt causing mass poverty
>even if NO ONE died hospitals will be overwhelmed and many people that dont have coronachan will die from lack of care since the sick require weeks of treatment.

When we're in Peking, you'll be able to take anything you want, mate.

Any good news?

Non capisco

Can you redpill me on this "airborne AIDS" thing?

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Why the lemon juice

>many more undiscovered
Dont forget the many more undiscovered deaths as well

Fair enough.
It's kind of dire t b h.
Board used to be legitimately brilliant at researching stuff and getting the word out before anyone else, now it's just dicksucking AIPAC controlled Boomer media.

Kinda in the same boat. Mostly just come here for this thread and to laugh at 5G schizos.
Sometimes stirring the pot (heh) in drug threads is fun but generally shit's just completely fucked.

yeah... lets goad people into getting it and die

>walks into bar
>”everyone fookin’ fight me and I’ll go”
>”no”
>”heh so fucking scared”

See you next thread retard.

regular Yas Forums is a wasteland since 2015

I want the ducks

>tfw doomerfags got B T F O by the herd chads
IgG for you
IgG for me
niggers don't have functioning IgM due to being niggers and low Vit D levels
the DRUID was right
Vit C user was right
RV wim hof user was right
and the mad max jani larper argie harlot got CHINKED

oh my sweet nurse, post about ADE again

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She loves you too user, just look at your digits.

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Im in but only if i can pillage and rape what i want. Also i want to punch winnie the flu at least once

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Take your pills Ahmed

You've got to give it nutrients somehow.

supposedly has an HIV protein attached to the virus
this protein allows the virus to function similar to HIV by targeting certain receptors and hiding in the body

This board's been shit since 2015. Best discussions happen on /gif/ of all places

>Charlie Munger: ‘The Phone Is Not Ringing Off the Hook’

Source: archive.fo/eAFo7

Berkshire Hathaway are going to buy the leftovers during/after this crash.

The moon exploded and the moon vanished threads were much more funny today

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what everyone before me said

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I'd rather spend all that extra energy and effort killing more niggers. I don't need or want them to suffer, they just need to be gone.

>Yas Forums hot take
this isn't a good day to be a chink

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Based Brazil bro.

Day by day, these shills and their doom and gloom fantasies get eroded every time new facts and science get posted. It's literally just paid argie shills and easily swayed retards who still believe in this made up crisis.

>First the hue monkey was going on about HCQ
>Didnt work
>Now hyping up antibody tests that cant distinguish between SARS2 and the common cold

it can devastate healthcare systems, as we've already seen in some countries.

That's simply because those who are hospitalized (maybe 20% of reported cases) often need 2-3 weeks of intensive care, whether they recover or not.

That alone can collapse any system, especially with shortages of beds and specialized equipment (let alone simple things like masks and gloves). And once healthcare workers themselves become infected then the problems are compounded much further.

even if the fatality rate was zero, and no-one died at all, hospitals would still collapse under the load of keeping people alive.

That's one thing that many people don't fully understand — the other being that the numbers right now are relatively tiny. (That's to say, 'tiny' compared with how large they're headed to become.) It's the exponential rate in which it's all growing that's the issue.

The problems are only just starting now. It'll become a true crisis in a few weeks.

Given the societal factors in play, the US is only marginally better off than Africa and South America. I'm extremely concerned we'll see some very very bad things happen there. This has only just started.

Other points: Yes, it's a bioweapon. I'm certain. I don't feel I know for sure how or why it was released, but I suspect a US-based agency, highly compartmentalized. Many in the standard intel agencies might not even be aware at all, though I suspect that the word is spreading behind the scenes.

Increasingly, the chaos and incompetence in the US in particular looks covertly engineered. And so many people in the US are deeply unhealthy already (age isn't the prime factor: it's health that counts), tens of millions will become affected by this in one way or another.

While all this is happening, there's a real danger that many freedoms may be taken away from us. That's the cui bono? question, of course. I think someone designed all this, and it's been very carefully wargamed out already, like a slow-motion 9/11.

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>can’t meme druid anymore

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make your immune system believe the threat is bigger than it is which exhausts the immune system not enough immune cells to deal with other threats they get out of hand and kill the host

26 of February

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We’re going over 8k today for sure lads

I read about this HIV sequence thing but there is some kind of proof or just an indication that it's going to hide in the body?

Yas Forums is truly shit now, i can't tell if the place has become overrun with bots or literal boomers who will believe anything if there is a screenshotted tweet about it. the loss of critical thinking skills on this board is palpable, people try so hard to be red-pilled that they end up denying factual evidence in lieu of unsubstantiated schizo-theories and retarded un-sourced infographs.

thankfully, /cvg/ is based. only reason i still come here

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ADE
DD
E E

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This is how you know its a real nip and not an english teacher

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=624&v=v6WLeq4pdbI&feature=emb_title

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I've already had corona. It's nothing special. Now I am immune and worry free while idiots around me panic.

I hope this lockdown lasts a year and all the middle management boomers get fired as firm owners wake up and realizing they can run their business without all these old farts making work for others to justify their own salary.

Kek, wow

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>Now I am immune
Are you sure about that?

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

Scientists from the Wuhan lab have been combining hiv and bat coronaviruses for a while now. Plus the virus has some weirdness in regards to its size and stuff, but I'm probably gonna get something wrong if I try to explain that

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yes i can
i'm just dabbing on you whores with the reactivation shit
i'm waiting for the brasil 24/7 tranny to post about the ''studies''

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Is this the happening of all happnings, or is it a nothing of all nothingburgers? It's a serious question.

>Yas Forums is truly shit now, i can't tell if the place has become overrun with bots or literal boomers who will believe anything if there is a screenshotted tweet about it.
it has always been like this
nothingburgers are just the same shills and retards who were active in other threads before cvg

If it's nothing then why don't you leave this place tranny lol

Miss him bro?

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Q boomers need to fuck off and die to corona-chan already, i'm sick of seeing their posts

All the replies prove Yas Forums died in 2016

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yes

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sadly this

If the virus is super infectious how do scientists model shit like this that shows a 50% decreases in contacts magically makes the virus stop?

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And so do I. They're so thicc when you compare them to European ducks, like wtf.
Sure, brother. Just like the old times.

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We're pretty much fucked. Once they lift quarantine, if there is even one infected remaining, we're all gonna get it. That is, unless we develop a vaccine, which will take months if not years to do. We're gonna be locked inside for a long long time.

Why wouldn't I be? It's just another virus.

>first day back to work in a month
>car battery dead
Is this a sign?

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Can you edit this so the guy has a slight boner?

No hard proof yet, as reinfections can be explained by made in china test quality.
Even if its true there wont be hard proof except when they want to start a war with chang. Even then i will be sceptical.

Its normality bias, fear coping and denial on top of chink shills trying to kills burgers

good for you

Based

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>???????????????
There's over a billion chineses sitting on their asses.
Corona should stop being a nigger a go home to visit the children.

Heh, remember when you said two weeks ago that deaths will go down because of HCQ

>had pain around lower jaw zone and neck each few hours
Is this a sympthom?

there is only ONE HAPPENING and this pandemic is a very good candidate to become the ONE

Anyone that remembers high school biology and read about the spanish flu, or that ever looked into epidemiology, ornwatched the virology documentaries Discovery channel used to run in the early 2010s, knew it was going to be that way. All the honest experts said the same when the shit started.

ONLY IGNORANT RETARDS AND SHILLS ever doubted. Reminder that if you don't spend most of your day every day learning new things you don't have an opinion, you just have emotions.

Anyone have the cvg pic of apus and various shit around a conference table?

Now they're cancer

They are absolutly terrible. Recently we had a guy who went through troubles of changing his nationsl flag with a vpn several times, but he necer changed his pastas and few images. He even pretended to be from different countries by google translating random words in his replies

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>This board's been shit since 2015. Best discussions happen on /gif/ of all places
Which threads?

>The moon exploded and the moon vanished threads were much more funny today
The what, now?

It's kind of disappointing how quick they are to bend the knee.

twitter.com/ldpsincomplejos/status/1251194938206937096

Spain over 30,000 deaths counting nursering home

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Wait, Michael talked today about Herd immunity and antibodies.
Guess what?

youtube.com/watch?v=Yd4o9hJjVnc&feature=emb_title

51:46 onwards

>started following this story in March?
I was here in February. Open all this shit up, nigro.

>Lady Gaga on WHO press conference
>(((One World shit)))
>Thanks to Coca Cola,Rockefeller foundation, Bloomber

Fuck this gay world, just fuck it

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I don't have the studies in front of me, but the gist of it is that it can target your T-cells, hide in the nervous system, hunt for your ACE2 receptors (Angiotensin-converting enzyme 2 (ACE2)[5] is an enzyme attached to the outer surface (cell membranes) of cells in the lungs, arteries, heart, kidney, and intestines.[6][7] ACE2 lowers blood pressure) t. Wikipedia, and like SARS and MERS, you have little antibody immunity and if you DO develop antibodies, double exposure to the virus can cause Antibody-dependent enhancement (ADE) meaning the virus can be even harsher.

"The lack of protection from antibodies, and exacerbation of lung pathology has been a major challenge for coronavirus vaccine development and may similarly impact SARS-COV-2 vaccine research."

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No, triggering faggots like you is better. kek

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/ptg/ jerking their wrinkle slugs hard over these boomer liberators. lmao

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>reinfections can be explained by made in china test quality
tests are bad = you cannot tell if you're cured = there is no immunity
tests are good = you are getting re-infected = there is no immunity
tests are irrelevant, there is only death

>It's just another virus.
good for you

Its because they are force feeding them

This is arguably a way bigger happening than 9/11
In a couple weeks it will not be arguable anymore.
In a year it's gonna be the biggest since WW2

>I 'see', vast areas of the US with no people
What's really sad is that those vast empty areas still have 2 Senators

No it's his brother Jerry.

You're going to have to explain this in English jungle monkey

>balls are itchy
is this a sympthom?

>today is Bat Appreciation Day
Post your favorite corona reservoirs

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you didnt drive your car for a month and didnt remove the cable

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>still shilling from a literal nothingburger 0.6% death rate
Tang ina mo bobong Facebook retard dali mong mauto sa /cvg/ threads. Kung bisaya ka bugok kang dako.

Now go to your barangay and get your 2 can monthly rations like a good goy. That's all you're good for because you're stupid.

Alot of the non porn threads, it's not super in depth but they're pretty free of 12 year olds, glowies and shills

Did IMHE give up on making models lmao

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says the twink from trannyland

For the anons screaming about herd immunity, lol. Good luck with that
RIP COUNTRIES WITH HERD IMMUNITY STRATEGY

youtu.be/Yd4o9hJjVnc?t=3106
youtu.be/Yd4o9hJjVnc?t=3106
youtu.be/Yd4o9hJjVnc?t=3106

RISE UP AMERICHADS

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>now i am immune
There has never, NEVER, been a single documented case of immunity to any coronavirus in any species. Not even with vaccination. Coronaviruses make you MORE susceptible to further coronavirus infections, not less. You are more likely now to be infected than you were the first time.

Good luck.

you ok bro?

Everyone that matters loves Coronachan
I don't need anything other than my goddess Coronachan. I'm ready to die for her

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Castilla la mancha Autonomic community(like Spanish state) record deaths of march per year.

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you better be shitposting

a virus can be extremely infectious but still have no chance when people just don't have contact anymore.
The virus can't go into a plane and travel to the next person.
Airborn kinda makes it actually this way, but still there are chances the virus doesn't spread or spreads with a slow rate.

the R0 of a virus is NOT a fixed value

it depends on dozens of factors like population density, weather, culture, if the people are aware/unaware of virus threat and counter measures like lockdowns and quarantaine.

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Commie goverment isn't counting them because they made them look worse and because they are numbers not from socialist regions.
They also call their socialist town mayors to not make grief signs like flags at half mast or black ribbons becuause "they make them look like they are the ones to blame for it".
And well, becuause THEY FUCKING ARE, GODDAMIT I FUCKING HATE COMMIES SO FUCKING MUCH GLAD I HATE THEM SINCE I WAS A CHILD

Idiot

Yas Forums is complete and utter shit as a board. The only thing it has of any value recently is chink hate threads and specific shit about ongoing happenings, like the california fires however long ago. I don't even think it's deliberate sliding, it's just the same degeneration into cancer that Yas Forums saw.

How would you calculate CFR of a disease, again?

new de-buff: CORONA-KAMI

We already got several 911s worth of dead Americans. I guess she hasn't destroyed any buildings... yet

Nah ive been driving and charging it

dude this is serious :(

reuters.com/article/us-chile-transgender/conservative-catholic-chile-approves-landmark-transgender-law-idUSKCN1NX27W

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