LA comedian hate thread

Fuck Joe Rogan
Fuck Joey Diaz
Fuck Bill Burr
Fuck Brian Callan
FUCK Brenda schaub
Fuck mark Marin
Fuck Chris PeD'eophilia
Fuck Tom Sejewra
FUCk Bert Crusher
...And FUCK any of these other shit tier boomer LA comedians that are ruining standup comedy

>Disclaimer: fuck jews, niggers, trannies, spannies and most importantly jannies

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Hey redbar

*Spit*

i hate almost all comedians in general.

Literal sodomites. Comedy's 'irreverence' and vulgarity were coopted by (((them))) to mock our civilization. Well, enjoy the murder, rape, loss of electricity, and clean water that comes with tearing Western civilization down. If they try to flee LA they should be shot.

Norm McDonalds is the only good comedian.

Callans the worst i put his standup on and couldn't believe he makes a living from that dogshit. Also such a cringe faggot in every podcast/interview t. Armchair historian.

>Fuck LA
Say more with less.

you are pretty funny

any public figure swims with the stream, or don't have a career

The only leaf who will survive the day of the rake

Bill burrs alright

Lol

At this rate, the rake will be made in China and break in your hands while Xi laughs.

Ok

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Lmao, cant refute yah

Nope, he's the absolute beta cuck.
He's been completely tamed by his negress master, and now he's a white bashing liberal with a disgusting mutt daughter.
He's literally the "everything is fine" balloon dude.

Seeking clarification: Is Joe tip-toeing?

based but we don't need a thread for this. just don't watch them and ridicule those who do. remember dress impeccably, smug smile, hot wife and you can successfuly humiliate those around you with no effort and no backlash

Bert and Tom's new netflix specials were pretty funny.

kok

have sex.

All sons of abraham, no doubt.

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Who knew a leaf could be so based

None of them are funny because the whole clique is based around Joe Rogan. Joe is the alpha male of the LA comedian community. You have to get his blessing to make it in that scene. Unfortunately, despite calling himself a comedian, Rogan doesn't even have a sense of humor. He managed to assemble a cult following of people who remember him from Fear Factor, UFC and his popular podcast. People will pay money to see his "comedy" for these reasons.
This results in the gatekeeper for comedians not being able to tell who is funny. You gain access to this crew either being Joe's old friend, or by having a popular podcast. If anyone ever stops pretending that Joe is funny, he will banish them from the land.
Now the entire "comedy" community in LA is comprised of unfunny Rogan dick-riders.

Half of these comedians never say anything funny.

>I hate these people who literally do nothing but go about their daily lives making a living
Damn OP you sound like a cool person to hang out with.

Based Theo Von comes out unscathed

you didn't list him but he is depicted. i just wanted to point out tony is great.

Bill burr is quite good but he got too famous and is resting on his laurels

Tom segura is very funny but he missed the mark of brilliance in his latest special.

Joey Diaz had funny podcast moments but isn't a spectacular podcast

JRE is not the best comic but his podcast has a ton of influence so you have to give respect to that

The rest can fuck off. I think Bert is particularly bad

Comedy leaders: Chappelle, Louis CK, Seinfeld

I John McAfee hurt Roe Jogans feelings now he wont let me on his podcast again

The only good modern comedian was Patrice O’Neal.

>he got too famous and is resting on his laurels
implying that is a bad thing one would not do if we could

I can just look at his face and know he isn't funny.

You know that group of comedians are a bunch of literal faggots. Who are known more for just sitting around bullshitting than actually funny stand up. Maybe besides theo von. Maybe

This is really oversimplifying things and largely untrue. Agree that JRE has an overpowered influence, but Rogan doesn't have that much control on comedian success. It's true his friends get an unfair stat boost from being around Joe, but comedy is notoriously a merit based industry and the hilarious mofos actually do succeed. Also comedy is irreverent so comedians welcome shit talking each other, what the fuck do you mean. Joe Rogans standup isn't knock your socks off hilarious but he at least has enough awareness to accept insults and criticism. It's really just not a one dimensional gatekeeper world like you say

Based Comedians:

1. Dave Chappelle
2. Louis CK
3. Drug Stanhope
4. Theo Von
5. Norm Macdonald

The rest are just Rob Schnieder clones

I agree with a lot here. Seinfeld's standup is pretty unfunny.

Most of the comedians you just named are from the Boston scene, faggot.

Joe isn't you're typical comedian I legit only know him from UFC and jre, he doesn't even have a character like a well known comedian

How the fuck did a Joe get in such a powerful position with having the least comedic ability? The guy has a mediocre average regular type personality, some of his jokes are funny but do are your friends

Also he's best when he just talks UFC hunting and dude bro shit, the rest IDK where he gets all his credentials from

>FUCK Brenda schaub

Definintely. Rogan too becomes such an obnoxious twat the moment this jackass steps in.

All fair points, Bill Burr imo has been falling way off and going further down into that self depricating white guy sjw rabbit hole as of late

>Who, who, who, who, who....?
Celebrity gossip isn't politics you fucking simpleton.

Joey diaz is actually pretty based

Truth, unfortunately. I remember when I used to laugh at comedians. They used to be funny. Now they just boast about their "interesting" lives on stage, with false self-degradation and humble-bragging. It's disgusting.

No hate to bill burr, he is fuckin hilarious. What I mean is that his solo podcast and some interviews he's too wrapped up in himself and says ridiculous shit that is hard for the listener. Not in the sense that I disagree in the sense that he starts making random noises or yelling singsong sounds and it's unintelligible lol. It's half funny half "turn this off". He does like 3 solo podcasts a week, I'm referencing those.

Just to clarify, Netflix is the gatekeeper if anything. Because they hand out specials which I believe have paychecks of 100k to 20M attached to them (in the case of Chappelle)

incels generally don't have a sense of humor.

He should really chose to wear a lighter shade of color....should’ve smiled.

It's very pure and bare. Also his TV show comedians in cars is great for breaking down the comedy genre.

Because their comedy isn't about being funny, it is about being the center of attention and trying to make their lives sound interesting.