This happens to you

This was the worst bait I've ever clicked in my life. The money wasn't even in his account from a banking error, it was literally just the glitchy ATM printing the wrong number on the paper.

Give it back, because I’m not a nigger

>flag
doesn't surprise me

This. Invest it in a meme coin that isn’t tangible, isn’t backed by anything, and it’s value fluctuates currently. Should I buy high and sell low too?

Transfer every penny to robinhood and buy bitcoin asap

Two digits at the same time

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>Receipts don’t lie bank teller bitch
>gib me dat monie

this, happens to me all the time but not more than $100

>Calvin contacted a friend who is a police sergeant, and who advised him not to spend any of the money but to contact his bank on Monday.
>The MetaBank teller he spoke to said that the records only showed the IRS deposit for $1,700, saying it was probably a flaw in the ATM system.
>He asked the teller for his balance on the account. It was $13.69.
>"That sounds more like my bank account," Calvin said. "$8.2 million does not sound like my bank account. I wish it was my account!"
>A MetaBank spokesperson told CNN in a statement that the customer received an inaccurate ATM receipt from an out-of-network ATM: "The amount shown on the ATM receipt did not accurately reflect what was in the account. We feel for the customer, but are glad he got his stimulus deposit and hope it helps in this difficult time."
Thanks for reporting our error and not stealing GoldBergStein's money Mr Goy. Enjoy the wageslaving.

>isn’t backed by anything,
Based retard

This

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>actually believing this

So if he invested the money and later got caught, would he face jail time?

Yeah give it back to the banking cartel, good subservient goy

The trick is to not get caught. He obviously would get a harsh punishment, stealing from jews is antisemitic after all.

Imagine being so poor you don’t have $20 in your checking account

based

Alright, what’s it backed by? Other people buying it?

I did a contract job for my state one time and they deposited $90,000 instead $9,000. Dumb fucking union employees

>what’s it backed by
>still thinking this matters
>thinking our gov sanctioned monopoly money is backed by anything

The money isn't actually there anyways

True of all fiat money

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I never claimed shekels were backed by anything. That’s still not an answer to my question.

The money is never actually there. It's all fake.

Who yall seent the Lepperkawn say "YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH"

The bank has the right to take it back
t. Work for one
So I suggest you try to convert it all to crypto and fuck off to a middle of nowhere country before anyone notices.

The thing that doesn't make sense is, his balance should be around $1300 right? He got Trumpbux as he claimed and took out 400.

POW if you need something

Realize it's not real and sue the bank for emotional distress because I thought I had $8 million and they took that away from me.

Imagine if a nigger got this.

>Whatchu mean it's a mistake cracka it say right here on the paper I'm a millionaire

Pay it back in Google Play gift cards obviously

>thinking our gov sanctioned monopoly money is backed by anything
>gov sanctioned
I get your point, and I agree, but you just killed yourself in your own post. Based retard.

This. The only correct answer in this thread.

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Pull it all out or as much as I can hire the worlds best laywer and receive all the money, and make them pay my attorney fees. Id make a case that if the error was on my end the bank would have said oh well, so I should be able to say oh well when the error is on the banks end.

Based

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Never was anyway.

Did you give it back?