PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LESS TALK, MORE ACTION EDITION /ptg/

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>TWO MORE WEEKS U GUIZE

Cuomo is still seething and babbling. Trump hit a nerve, as he always does.

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Shapiro seething

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based

link?

If every nigger, spic, and degenerate doodweed died then it would be impossible to avoid right wing government plurality and overwhelming force. The budget would be balanced and crime would be less than 20 percent of what it was.

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He's got the power!
Da! Da! Duh-duh! Da! Da!
He's got the power!

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Doesn't he have more important things to do right now?

Breaking News, Chinese Disease cured pneumonia/flu and most heart attacks

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AWOO!

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Boy howdy that sure is a nice flying mammal which causes lots of disease

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grandstanding is his primary duty

>tfw habitat loss has absolutely destroyed bat populations in my state
insects during the summer are a fucking nightmare now

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As sure as the sun will rise, the kike will kvetch.

MAGA

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Why would a kike ever think liberation would entail spitting on someone. Do these people not know what a fucking dictionary is any only think words mean whatever weird reactionary response morons make when they hear it?

They're better than niggers, jews, chinks, memeflag users, people who don't lower the toilet lid when they flush, and footfags.

Jew is gonna Jew

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YOUR NUMBERS ARE NOT GOOD. YOU'RE FIRED!

This is what Apprentice man was for. I laugh at the thought of his smile as he gets to tweet this to the NY governor.

i think Trumps tweet extended this press conference by half an hour at least jej

youtube.com/watch?v=8k3ri7oBXe8
he's just going back to the story of how everybody is going to rush to the first place that opens

It's almost as if every death is being blamed on the Coronavirus!

Also LIBERATE AMERICA

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>Shapiro seething
the mark of a FANTASTIC tweet

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>reeeeee
pretty obvious this is trump just shitting on bad governors and showing support for those states. maybe the citizenry will agree to vote them out

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clown show that should have stayed in place on tv show he owned he is only good at laugh and not good at President of United Stages with current day standards? How him elected? do american people test themselves on pigs?

MAGA

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Benji with the kvetching hot takes.

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MAGA

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danke schon

They eat mosquitoes by the truckload, which pass on even worse diseases. They’re a good part of the system desu.

Any of you old enough to remember his father's speech about his father's bloody feet?(the governor before this asshole, Mario)

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>liberate
>MIGApedes get overthrowed

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>How dare you say such a thing, goy. That's so wrong I'm very angry at you.
lole

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Civil war!

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To add, you’re not really supposed to touch them or fuck with them. How about that?

kike is scared, Trump is banging the drum so loud the rats are scurrying out into the open

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Kek he’s locked in the house with three young children. It’s driving him insane. Listen to his recent podcasts.

Blackmail seems to be blacked out word

Still have them here, besides having insects the bats shit on my ceiling, no bueno

It's ogre guise, drumpf's a terrorist and he also violated twitter's terms of service. IDK which one is worse.

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The jew fears Liberty.

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the mandatory budget for this year, which is mostly welfare, is $2.975 trillion
the recent coronavirus bill was $2.2 trillion, some of which being corporate bailouts and payroll forgivable loans and some of which the direct taxes
some of the discretionary spending (1.438 trillion) is also welfare but that would require more fine-toothed combing, so let's ignore it and pretend it's not

the fast food restaurant sonic sells corndogs at $1.29 each. you could probably get a better rate in bulk purchases but let's assume that is the price
with $4.175 trillion, you could buy tenshi around 3.236 trillion corn dogs

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MAGA

pls to be liberated from tony evers mr trumo

some of which the direct payments*

True, all one has to do is resist tasting that succulent, moist, delicious, tempting bat flesh gaaaaaaaaa

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>The entire briefing question and answer session will be about tweets

We sincerely do not deserve this man

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>Where you fantasize that an all-out war between the right and the left would see the left completely annihilated in about two hours.

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Trump is a weak man who's ushering in the antichrist

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Oh boy I feed off of this rat’s fear. We must learn to alchemically change kike kvetching into DESIRE for LIBERTY.

>liberals proving their own illiteracy in real time

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I'm pretty sure there are still quite a few bats in my state, but you need to go to the mountains to see them.

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>What is the point...
Free speech, truecon

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it's time to stop

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that's not photo that's is image of video game

Blue check marks are almost 100% faggots...coincidence?
I THINK NOT!

This.

fuck tenshi gimme them corn dogs nigga

whoops bad math, 5.175 trillion means 4.011 trillion corn dogs

I can't tell if I'm doing a better job of decoding you r garbage English or if your language skills are improving

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Trump has gone too far this time. It's over.

>shills all over the place today
they're really triggered huh

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SEETHING ANTI AMERICAN FAGGOTS

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>drumpf is LITERALLY this time
this time, every time.

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Its funny a kike would kvetch so hard over a word that means save. Its weird how someone can interpret that word as a negative in any way.

>What's worse is they ma be a violation of Twitter's Terms of Service!!

The real agenda appears.

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but that was a federal building.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HITLER!
HAPPY COLUMBINE DAY
DOWN WITH DEEP STATE JOCKS

THE FUCKING SALT!!!!

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A gull just flew over my house

The fags have NOTHING

Fucking outstanding work, soldier. I did the paper napkin math and if Tenshi had to divide her corndog feast as the spoils of war for shitskin extermination then she would be able to eat approximately 1100680272.11 corndogs for every kilometer of route 66.

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"Im deeply concerned"

t. internet kike

"as a..."
immediately discarded

>war between the right and the left
More like MIGApedes against everyone in America.
Trump is calling for a civil war against everyone who is not sucking the Jews off and wearing a red hat.
It's obvious Trump can't win the reelection and have incited his supporters to start a civil war.
This will turn all conservatives against Trump.

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>all it takes for liberals to forget all about the memevirus is two words

Muh dick
twitter.com/marybschneider/status/1251179490195185664

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You know I like Ben 95% of the time
but the 5% of the time He gets me all, HANS WHERE IS THE ZYKLON B?

>You are unwell.
and you are sheltered.

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>deplorable
liberals love their certain words. "vitriol" is another

PS i think i've seen EVERY single captcha picture more than once

God damn you then it's 1364285714.29 corndogs per kilometer of the historic route 66!

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How’s /sg/ nowadays? It’s been a while since we BTFO those Israeli proxies four years ago.

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>might be a violation of twatter rules
>might

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i hate having to look at the federal budget though, the mandatory spending is so fucking high and almost all of it is terrible

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>own the libs
>by starting a losing civil war

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There should not be a single government agency that is using Zoom

Feds finally trying to team up with the people against a middle man and the faggots are brainwashed against it. I still don’t trust them for one, but holy shit learn to ween yourself off of boots for fucks sake. Lick ONE a day, MAX. YOU can DO this!

I agree that Trump typed that out of with a brick. WTF does that even mean.
But the salt mines going overtime because of it make up for it.

B-but Yas Forums told me he was zion don!

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>Forget Russia and Mueller and Avenatti and Ukraine. This time it's really, REALLY over for Drumpf!
Do you ever get tired of being proven wrong over and over and over? Does it ever bother you even slightly?

Based 12 Monkeys screencapposter

You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave!

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Wonderful. Wonderful and deserved I might add.

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>antichrist
That would be Bill Gates sir - they tried to force Gods hand. They failed.

Microsoft patent:
A patent application by Microsoft. It is a device that attaches to you body. It monitors what you do. It rewards you a "currency" if your body does what the "system" you are connected to wants you to.

patentscope.wipo.int/search/en/detail.jsf?docId=WO2020060606&tab=PCTBIBLIO
A patent application by Microsoft. It is a device that attaches to you body. It monitors what you do. It rewards you a "currency" if your body does what the "system" you are connected to wants you to.

Combine with his ID 2020, microscopid chip in the skin for vaccine, and you got the mark of the beast!

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yikes

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Great, now I have that retarded fucking song in my head.

in some cultures, that would make you a lucky man

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Honest question. Do you really see a call to protect our constitution as a call to civil war? If so, how?

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I ate a whole bag of all dressed chips and got drunk last night, feels fuckin terrible

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My Education has no question I shall tell you a question that in it my points are to be taken in that gunning laws with sick illness masses and Election hyper anger American mood will cause no good acts during this yare. Trump will get gunned Yes I have said this more than single time.

what the fuck is a dressed chip

NEW

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>Pretending that kike shill thinks.

>gull

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Now anons, here is a pop quiz

WHO WOULD WIN?
> THE VERY TOP OF EVOLUTION, THE APEX PREDATOR; THE MASTER OF ALL ANIMALS
> an humble sheep

THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU (except you're talking about the chinese here).
Mad props to the dog, he kept the people in the car from interfering

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>retarded fucking song
Delet this you fuck this is a threatening dad rock MAGAthread
youtu.be/auLBLk4ibAk

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I used to love that song but the local boomer rock station played it so many times a day I got sick of it. I'll take 'One of these nights' or 'Witchy woman' any day.

imagine a sane world where we just slaughtered all our boomers and welfare queens, cut all dem programs, and ran a budget SURPLUS without even changing taxes
we could pay off the debt so fast that way

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Sorry: Not sorry.

NOOO
THE HECKIN STATES CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR OWN SUPPLIES

That's a lot of jews...

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Is this what white supremacy looks like?

> I agree that Trump typed that out of with a brick.
No he didn't. Trump is a decade old internet troll, he does that every fucking time
> say something ambiguous on purpose knowing well in advance it will be interpreted in the least charitable way possible
> wait for the salt to pour
> disclaim himself by saying "I obviously meant 'liberate' in the 'vote them out' sense"
Wait and see

staple of Canadian cuisine

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Benji is like everyone against Trump. A dumb jewnigger.

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There are will be no new changes also as white people pigs run and win to give American people same bacon to order.

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>simulated flavor

A salty NIGGER woman.

Breaking News: MILLIONS of Americans colluded to help Trump get into the White House!

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>Lifetime in prison
>also against Twitter terms
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't really have anyone in the whole world to discuss the matter at length with but basically a new feudalism is clearly the superior arrangement of future humanity. Any kind of advanced civilization that could form lords and charge rents for space territories with vassals with due duties to lords would exceed every degenerated state. The force of arms would kill the unprofitable as you say.

Get some taste, pleb

That's just like, his shit opinion, man.

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>More like MIGApedes against everyone in America.
The "Migapedes" essentially ARE everyone in America.
That, and they control the means of Logistics, the favorable Geography, and the Personnel Management skills needed to fight a war.
Their opponents have nothing besides the dicks in their hands.

>i agree with what you say but not how you say it
typical republican weak little bitch fag

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When Biden puts it this way, I have to vote for him

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He broke ZOG’s speech and expression rules. He must pay!

Remember when he got BTFO by a tranny?

Out bacchelor nutritional paste guarantees 10% more flavour per labour unit exchange with added lithium to aid the psyche through the absence of god.

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Such a satisfying webm

>Nature expels the weak

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>IMBEECH

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start liberating something you cowards

You aren't America get out of here in this place. Perhamps Brexit for the UK People needn't not happen? we laugh at this

Imagine not blasting dadrock at the niggercattle while riding around with your slavic steel blocking off state capitols
youtu.be/ZiRuj2_czzw

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I think that swede user is a sandnigger. I mean, /sg/ has really fallen in the past year and it’s not unreasonable for them to still think USA and Israel are working together to shit on them.

In reality, it’s up to them to liberate and reclaim their own region. Trump’s de facto lip service air strike should have been seen as a green light toward that end.

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nancy pelocy is unironically one of the whitest Americans in existence, and lives a 100% white dreamworld life to boot.
Which makes her all the more hateable. >Sure, flood the US with illegals and, they'll get into my gated community anyway

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Jack Poz is going scorched earth on Dr. Phil. Jews want the country closed so it's imperative that we open it immediately.

>bachelor nutritional paste

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I'm about to liberate your ass virginity, send location.

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DRUMPF HOW COULD YOU
DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS

imagine after paying off the debt the government could take out reasonable debt for autarky purposes, reshore business and build infrastructure and make itself and everyone else richer, and still be more fiscally responsible than it is now

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>mfw twitter bans him
>mfw use's his powers to broadcast directly to everyone's cellphone

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AWOO!
Reopen the Holocaust Centers and give Ben Shapiro an express ticket!

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