/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3271 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,226,941 (+45,633) ► Died: 150,597 (+5,126) ► Day: 99 (-09:27:29)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 8.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 4,088 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/NMre6IAAAiU

>NEWS
French media: Nobel laureate says virus combined with HIV in lab
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Mortality rate in Ecuador province multiplied 7-fold in two weeks
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Novel coronavirus can survive high temperatures
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Vaccine would be first vaccine against coronaviruses
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"Second wave" erupts in city in northern China
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>INFO
Leukemia-like symptoms in blood samples from patients
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17 year old teenager dies in the US, after being denied treatment
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"Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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15 year old jungle tribesman dies in Brazil
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23 year old football player dies in Iran
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>REMINDER
China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
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CDC refused to test infected man
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US not counting at least 2700 nursing home deaths in official toll
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Spain mortality rate goes up 17% due to coronavirus
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China covering up "second wave" of infections
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>LATEST
16:02: 11 new deaths in Romania
15:55: 4,353 new cases and 126 new deaths in Turkey
15:54: 623 new cases and 1 new death in Singapore
15:00: 194 new cases and 15 new deaths in Denmark
13:06: 5,599 new cases and 847 new deaths in the United Kingdom
12:30: 676 new cases and 67 new deaths in Sweden

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JE SUIS CHARLIE 2020

>2227086 infected
>150604 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction won't cause an intergalactic cataclysm

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>HE LIVES
HE LIVES
>HE LIVES
HE LIVES
>HE LIVES
HE LIVES

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Basado

Today is a great day

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I'm starting to get cabin fever

Have you prayed and made an offering to our cute deadly Lady of Pestilence yet today, user?

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CIVIL WAR IMMENENT, FEDERAL DECLERATION OF WAR AGAINST STATES SOON. MILITIA TAKEOVER

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

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sounds like someone isn't researching enough for the big igloo.

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>Kikes are dying due to Coronavirus
archive.vn/nq2QH
I FUCKING LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

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DOUBLING

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Why do Italians keep dying 500+ daily when they've been locked up for 6 weeks?

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police driving around past 18h, giving you fines if you leave the house,

that's what's up in Serbia right now, and we copy pasted that method here because we don't know any better

Coronavirus timeline:
- January 19: 100 cases
- January 24: 1,000 cases
- February 12: 50,000 cases
- March 6: 100,000 cases
- March 18: 200,000 cases
- March 26: 500,000 cases
- April 2: 1,000,000 cases
- April 14: 2,000,000 cases
- April 30: ???????????????

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I would gladly defend my state from the federal government.

B-but the projections said only 100 would die today
covid19.healthdata.org/italy

haha it's just trump playing chicken with the governors
relax, this is part and parcel of living in America in an election year

Is Trump mentally retarded?

Incubation period of up to 37 days. It's in the pastebin

ACCELERATE

post the brr version please?

How does /cvg/ really feel about fish heads?

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Sometimes when I post on /cvg/ I feel like I'm a character in an apocalypse manga or something shitposting with my frens on a 2channel board and then I realize that it's real life but you guys are still my frens

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 685,005 (35,481) #2 Spain 188,068 (19,478) #3 Italy 172,434 (22,745) #4 France 165,027 (17,920) #5 Germany 138,456 (4,193) #6 United Kingdom 108,692 (14,576) #7 China 82,692 (4,632) #8 Iran 79,494 (4,958) #9 Turkey 78,546 (1,769) #10 Belgium 36,138 (5,163) #11 Russia 32,008 (273) #12 Brazil 30,891 (1,952) #13 Canada 30,670 (1,251) #14 Netherlands 30,449 (3,459) #15 Switzerland 27,078 (1,325) #16 Portugal 19,022 (657) #17 Austria 14,570 (410) #18 India 13,835 (452) #19 Ireland 13,271 (486) #20 Sweden 13,216 (1,400) #21 Israel 12,855 (148) #22 Peru 12,491 (274) #23 South Korea 10,635 (230) #24 Chile 9,252 (116) #25 Japan 9,231 (190) #26 Poland 8,379 (332) #27 Ecuador 8,225 (403) #28 Romania 8,067 (411) #29 Saudi Arabia 7,142 (87) #30 Denmark 7,073 (336) #31 Pakistan 7,025 (135) #32 Norway 6,937 (161) #33 Australia 6,526 (65) #34 Czech Republic 6,499 (173) #35 Mexico 6,297 (486)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United Kingdom +4,617 (+861) #2 Russia +3,448 (+34) #3 United States +2,410 (+112) #4 Spain +2,157 (+318) #5 Iran +1,606 (+92) #6 Belgium +1,236 (+417) #7 Netherlands +1,061 (+181) #8 Germany +796 (+46) #9 Portugal +750 (+30) #10 Sweden +613 (+130) #11 Brazil +555 (+7) #12 Pakistan +536 (+17) #13 Saudi Arabia +518 (+4) #14 Romania +491 (+20) #15 Belarus +476 (+4) #16 Mexico +448 (+43) #17 Serbia +445 (+4) #18 Ukraine +397 (+8) #19 Switzerland +396 (+30) #20 India +389 (+1) #21 Indonesia +380 (+27) #22 Bangladesh +341 (+10) #23 Morocco +227 (+1) #24 Philippines +207 (+13) #25 Denmark +198 (+12) #26 Poland +189 (+6) #27 Dominican Republic +141 (+7) #28 Finland +132 (+3) #29 Slovakia +114 (+2) #30 Malaysia +110 (+1) #31 Macedonia +107 (+1) #32 Moldova +105 (+7) #33 Israel +90 (+10) #34 Hungary +73 (+8) #35 Kazakhstan +67 (+1)…

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I hate to admit it, but I'm not enjoying this virus anymore. I miss the gym, I miss my friends, I miss going to the library

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wooo 150k

>the president speaks with factual inaccuracies
>news at 11
>FAKE NEWS

> 18% absolute increase
> 50% increase for Wuhan only
yeah, Trump's going senile

4k+ burgers died yeaterday
And we haven't even reopened yet

no he's pulling his old trick where he says something slightly wrong, and teh media CORRECTS THE RECORD, bringing the truth, which is actually worse, to their hypnotized subjects
chyna only announced a 50% increase, their lies are worse than he gives them credit for lol

youtube.com/watch?v=BsMu_1BR_qs

His brain is hooked on Zionism. Only the Father, Son and Holy Spirit can truly set it free
>t.former trumfag zionist

I miss my friends.

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You tell me

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But, user...
...we are your friends.

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dang ole mongols

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It's fun!

y-you too user

actual based tweet

Watching the US president shitpost on chinks lying about their death numbers on Twitter is pretty based not going to lie

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Dont be a faggot. Most of human history has been suffering. If everybody stays in quarantine itll end faster.

Buckle up buckaroo we're just getting started

>meanwhile chinAIDS have killed double the Americans than swine flu did

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