Safe to order a 'za?

Turn to deenz. Pizza is degenerate food for sloths.

Deenz and Christ, simple as.

>i can make a 15 inch new york style pie or a medium detroit deep dish for $1-$2 right now if i wanted.
no you can't, the cheese alone is about that much. but you can make one for about $5.

I got pizza hut last week, dude.

You really shouldn't be eating wheat or dairy or added sugar (sauce). I know it's good but it's causing you a lot of invisible health issues, the biggest one behind a compromise of your immune system.

Attached: 71zu9hZQznL.jpg (1400x2100, 228.02K)

Earlier I saw a pizza man knock on a neighbours door and leave the pizza outside on the doormat. You're probably thinking that's a smart way of delivering pizza in the current climate. But a couple of weeks back I read about a local immigrant delivery driver who had Coronavirus and carried on working right up until the virus made it impossible for him.

Now imagine how many people he infected, dozens of deliveries made over the course of a couple of weeks. Was he wearing gloves? Handling money? Standing around in the kitchen spreading his germs around? Was he making up the boxes, again spreading his germs all over the cardboard?

Doesn't bear thinking about. Anyway, he's dead now. The dirty bastard.

Bruh. My favorite za place out put an add this morning about some sort of drag queen fund raiser. I hate to do it but I won’t be eating there any more. Big time let down.

i ordered pizza hut and the guy put my box on my door mat, but stood right there next to it. and he went to go grab his pizza holder that my box was sitting on AT THE SAME TIME i was grabbing my pizza. so maybe you should make sure they know to stand the hell back.

i already have over a pound of it, which is enough for several years.

take the pizza box with gloves dont touch anything and rebake the whole unit at 200 degrees for 30 mins. wash ur hands before you eat.

>Will I catch corona if I order a 'za?
probably, you can be sure it's been coofed on

>za'
Is that what retards outside of east coast call pizza?

Getting a pie
Grabbing a slice
Getting some pizza

These are acceptable

Unless you are getting legit plastic cheese I doubt it

But yah pizza isnt really that hard to make, but really good pizza is very hard to make

This. I have gotten pretty creative with the deenz. Deenz sandwich are pretty good. Made fish tacos with deenz that were great.

Can you elaborate more? I thought sugar was the greatest food evil of all time (remember when they tried to push that onto salt?)

Nobody here calls it that. It’s just “pizza”. “Hey, do you want to order pizza tonight?”

The only people who call is “za” are California surfer kooks

Make your own. Mine tastes better than any delivery. Pic related. Unless you are a fukin dumbass that can’t follow a instructional video.

youtu.be/uYxB4QBlrx4

Attached: 402737E3-A4FA-48E9-A6CD-CA14488A5121.jpg (4032x3024, 2.71M)

>get half a kilo of cheese for $3-$4
>enough for 7-8 pizzas

I was just thinking this... just make your own user, easy to do and really good, sourdough crust is fucking amazing.

Not him but basically you have

Fats
Sugars
Carbs

This is the shit that makes you fat. If you eat just one group you are totally fine (see tribes that subsist on honey), and if you eat two of the group together than you are still fine with moderate exercise + no over eating.

You eat all three and that's how you get to bitch tit city. These three things almost never occur naturally together in a single thing. Your body goes nuts and extracts a ton of energy from all three, and if you arent really moving around you get fat quick. Pizza has all three of these things. Some places are better about the amount of sugar in the sauce but a lot of places dump sodas worth of sugar into their sauce

It’s what the ninja turtles said back in the 80s

just say pizza, retard

Yes unless you live in a nursing home.

i ordered an extra large deep dish fried bat pizza yesterday. feel ok today. you should be fine user.

Based deenzbrah.

>he pays for yeast

Attached: laughing whores.jpg (600x536, 80.54K)

just put it in your preheated oven when you get it

Can you catch it ? Yes. I have a UV-C lamp and sterilize every possible fomite. Only because my sister is scared to death and she came to my house with my parents because I'm apparently the craziest person she knows "It will be safe at your house". So I need to LARP about this whole fake ass virus, made a decontamination room, gave her a military gas mask, gave a woobi mask to my father because he's not crazy enough to wear a full gas mask outside. 4 people are feasting on my food stash now.