/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3270 - CCP Virus Editions

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TRUMP WILL BE UNDERMINING STATE'S AUTHORITIES. CIVIL WAR INCOMING, FEDERAL DECLERATION OF WAR NOW

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FDA approves 3D printed respirator

FDA approves 3D printed respirator

FDA approves 3D printed respirator

FDA approves 3D printed respirator

3dprint.nih.gov/discover/3dpx-013429

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Took a break for a couple of days, what did I miss?

This is heartbreaking, migrants are being forced to stay in the migrant camps even though the camps are filled with this virus. This is literally exactly how the Jews died in the holocaust...

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Are you the same Argiebro since the beginning

fasten your bra ladies, shit's going down

Russia authorized the use of HCQ as a treatment
Putin is based and druidpilled

lexpress.fr/actualite/monde/coronavirus-la-russie-autorise-le-traitement-avec-l-hydroxychloroquine_2123957.html

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WTF is this guy doing

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BREHS ... shit's fucked ain't it

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Hospitals and the overall healthcare system are doing ok now

Its airborne HIV, any vaccine has been nullified, and it has been confirmed by MSM to be leaked out of a wuhan lab.
We're all gonna die.

Trump is off his fucking rocker, this coming from a redpilled republican. Look at his Twitter LOL

Reddit literally removed and banned everyone talking about Montaigner's claim that this virus is man-made in lab.

Well he is calling for the governors to open. I don't blame him,he wants to open the country up asap.
These governors won't open though. It's not in their best interest.

nice. im pretty convinced it came from wuhan lab. can't say im certain, nobody can be certain, but i myself am so far convinced

I tried. But this is too big.

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You thought this ride was anywhere near over? Its just getting started, its about to be a bumpy ride. The NY governor already said what Trump did is basically a federal decleration war if he did it

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Civil war

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+201 cases in Tokyo
Next megacity to go boom

Uh guys....

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=77&v=57qvhrkxeXo&feature=emb_logo

About Virginia: I wish he fucking said the shit about 2a months ago. It's not only Virginia.
Trump is horrible for 2a so here we see pot meets kettle

Unironic civil war. He already said his authority is absolute, and he's stubborn

In 1967, Polish mercenary Rafal Ganowicz was asked what it felt like to take human life, “I wouldn’t know, I’ve only ever killed communists"

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 680,541 (34,723) #2 Spain 184,948 (19,315) #3 Italy 168,941 (22,170) #4 France 165,027 (17,920) #5 Germany 138,456 (4,193) #6 United Kingdom 108,692 (14,576) #7 China 82,692 (4,632) #8 Iran 79,494 (4,958) #9 Turkey 78,546 (1,769) #10 Belgium 36,138 (5,163) #11 Russia 32,008 (273) #12 Brazil 30,891 (1,952) #13 Canada 30,670 (1,195) #14 Netherlands 30,449 (3,459) #15 Switzerland 27,078 (1,318) #16 Portugal 19,022 (657) #17 Austria 14,568 (410) #18 India 13,835 (452) #19 Ireland 13,271 (486) #20 Sweden 13,216 (1,400) #21 Israel 12,855 (148) #22 Peru 12,491 (274) #23 South Korea 10,635 (230) #24 Chile 9,252 (116) #25 Japan 9,231 (190) #26 Ecuador 8,225 (403) #27 Poland 8,214 (318) #28 Romania 8,067 (411) #29 Saudi Arabia 7,142 (87) #30 Denmark 7,073 (336) #31 Pakistan 7,025 (135) #32 Norway 6,937 (161) #33 Australia 6,526 (65) #34 Czech Republic 6,437 (170) #35 Mexico 6,297 (486)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United Kingdom +4,617 (+861) #2 Russia +3,448 (+34) #3 United States +2,410 (+112) #4 Spain +2,157 (+318) #5 Iran +1,606 (+92) #6 Belgium +1,236 (+417) #7 Netherlands +1,061 (+181) #8 Germany +796 (+46) #9 Portugal +750 (+30) #10 Sweden +613 (+130) #11 Brazil +555 (+7) #12 Pakistan +536 (+17) #13 Saudi Arabia +518 (+4) #14 Romania +491 (+20) #15 Belarus +476 (+4) #16 Mexico +448 (+43) #17 Serbia +445 (+4) #18 Ukraine +397 (+8) #19 Switzerland +396 (+30) #20 India +389 (+1) #21 Indonesia +380 (+27) #22 Bangladesh +341 (+10) #23 Morocco +227 (+1) #24 Philippines +207 (+13) #25 Denmark +198 (+12) #26 Poland +189 (+6) #27 Dominican Republic +141 (+7) #28 Finland +132 (+3) #29 Slovakia +114 (+2) #30 Malaysia +110 (+1) #31 Macedonia +107 (+1) #32 Moldova +105 (+7) #33 Israel +90 (+10) #34 Hungary +73 (+8) #35 Kazakhstan +67 (+1)…

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Hair clippers have arrived.... Going to cut my own hair tonight bros!

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Knees went out of style

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He hasn't punched out yet.

I'll post again:

About the chink rapid tests and why their supporters/countries are ALL WRONG to use it.
Some people approved this post before so I will improve upon it.

It detects coronavirus antibodies which are developed in a few days, so:
>if you are immunocompromised, you show negative (such as aids).
>if you JUST got it, negative.
>if you are old or diabetic or whatever, you take up to a week to show up positive.
>if you got a common cold coronavirus (10% of common colds), you show up *positive* for the next *months*.
But wouldn't be our corona-chan
>Sometimes it fails altogether and get false positives or false negatives.
So you get:
>pfft i got positive and it was just a mild flu.
Which wouldn't be wrong but that wasn't OUR corona-chan.
>my overweight uncle just collapsed but he was negative!
This test just messes up everything. To the trash it must go.
OTOH we got molecular tests.
You notice because the useless one is through a blood drop on a pen (dangerous, foments contagion), and the other takes a swab on your cheek.
Why do gov retards use it?
>Antibodies test: $5 per person, takes 15min, portable.
>Molecular test: $50-100 per person, takes a few hours (per few hundred people per machine). Results would be a day later as it needs to be brought to a lab.
But the molecular test outweighs the negatives. It detects (usually) two genes typical of our and only our coronachan no matter what. If none are present, negative. If one is then inconclusive, lets check if it is a new strain or smth. If both are, positive.
If you streamline this process we could maybe do it all in less than a day. Or maybe 24h.

Tl;dr rapid tests are a chink scam

A dutch user said they are useful to knowing how many have gotten it and got cured. So maybe useful for epidemiological tests.
The price and time arguments (24h) are really sad.

going to give your pubes or arse a cheeky trim too?

This look's pretty in atm

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INSIDER BAAAAAAAAAAATS

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Remember that you can plant squash seeds and potatoes that you buy in the store.

Heirlooms are best seeds because they breed true and less worry of a randomized hybrid's child. Point is that you can still get seeds.

Plant now it takes 90-120 days for harvest of many crops.

another day in which coronachanposters get fucked by life, loving it

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Someone said the numbers are increasing in China again....anyone got a link or info on that?

it's crystal clear to me

They had a job posting specifically asking for researches to work with SARS-like bat coronavirus in NOVEMBER 2019.

Also:
nature.com/news/engineered-bat-virus-stirs-debate-over-risky-research-1.18787

>I don't blame him
Literally no one on health advisories want to open back up because it'll just create more death. Are you retarded?

>when /cvg/ can't cope with the virus being a nothingburger, so they turn to LARPing about civil war instead

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May well do - It is summer after all lad. Need to keep the air moving around down there

Might do the sides and leave it like that for a day.... I'll only be taking the bins out so nobody will see

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>Civil war2 is commie succession
Glorious

Who is Spain trying to fool with these deaths numbers? Why haven't they added the additional 3000 deaths from Catalonia yet?

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>another day in which coronachanposters get fucked by life, loving it
Actually this is a great day for me, somehow my mother managed to recover my stolen gas mask with filters and adapters in the bag.
I was in complete panic mode, but frankly now I'm ready to surf the waves.

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>maltese flag
>cherishing immigrants
Kike on VPN is so kike.

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I'm pretty sure it's a bot. Maybe that's why there are so many bots posting the same inane shitposts here every thread, to protest this mod endorsed bot thread.
I don't think this is a nothing burger but there is no way these threads are one fag from argentina who never sleeps. OP does comment in the threads sometimes, but that doesn't mean it's one dude. I wouldn't even be surprised if the OPs are some kind of super accounts and mods just decided to use argentina randomly since we don't have so many posters from there and their irrelevant flag doesn't really get hate from anyone.

>over 4000 dead in a single day
OPEN 3CONOMONEY 4 ME!

You faggots just going to ignore this? This is HUGE

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=77&v=57qvhrkxeXo&feature=emb_logo

Yeah bro its a nothing burger, just 0.1% of New York has died, only so far
outline.com/nXPKJD

>it's just a flu bro
> Chinese government actually lied about
numbers just like we said
>suddenly China numba one.... in
I love how chinks have to cope kek

Insider pastabro here.

LOMBARDY UPDATE

+1.041 CASES (941 yesteday)

+243 DEATHS

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>still no confirmed cases in my county
Come the FUCK on let me take some days off you nigger virus I told myself I wouldn't until we get some action around here and this is cramping my attempt to go full NEET

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>economy has imploded
>lockdowns everywhere
>infected, reinfected, deaths

If that's a nothingburger to some people, what's considered a something burger?

God I hope they die suffering horribly

That can also apply to /ptg/, doesn't it?