Say goodbye to cheap vacations, normies

Imagine trying to talk your wife into exploring a cave instead of flying to Mallorca.

Just booked a week in the Canary Islands for September at a 5 star hotel. $3600 total. Including airfare from Southern California.

What if you decide you like it so much you want to move there?

Cigan

Get molested amerimutt we’re full

umm, they were just looking for a better life sweaty

You won’t be going, lad

The sky has never looked so beautiful without those turds flying above. We need to get rid of the farting shitbox that is the car as well. I have tasted fresh air and silence, and I want MORE.

Internal combustion was a fucking mistake and I truly realize this now. The world can be so beautiful and nice to live in when some things are gone. Cars and planes are the most glaring example. My opinion is so strong after what I've seen that I'm subconsciously making a disgusted face at cars when I go to work.

These machines were a mistake.

I would too. The average person is garbage, myself included. We must be quarantined.

omg going to go sail the sea and find india

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