Take the BikePill

Cars are perhaps the most Jewish invention to ever exist:
>have to pay road (((tax)))
>forced under threat of violence to pay for (((insurance)))
>constantly have to buy (((petrol)))
>all repairs will require some (((proprietary))) part from an (((authorized dealer)))
>only made possible by the existence of giant corporations and the government, completely non self-sufficient
>drive around trapped in a literal cage shielding you from nature like the good city dwelling goy you are

vs the based bike
>cheap to buy
>cheap and fun to maintain
>cheap and easy to upgrade
>no tax
>no fuel
>great way to exercise
>get to be fully immersed in nature
>can go literally wherever you want

Come home, white man. Freely ride on the empty roads while corona has all the boomer cagers stuck inside. Cycling will cure your depression and change your life.

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A schoolboy on a bicycle flew under the oncoming van, hitting a hole in the road.

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based, electric modular custom bikes are the future, atleast they will be in the eco fascist ethnostate

henry ford hated jews

The free and intellectual man's middle ground solution

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are full suspension mountain bikes worth it or is it kinda a meme?

you are like a baby

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>cheap to buy
That Roscoe 6 in your pic runs about $600

so this is what controlled opposition is

Unless you are doing some serious jumps, there's no point, besides a full suspension bike that is even half-ass decent starts around 2 grand.

You can get a perfectly serviceable hardtail for around 600.

My 6 year old bike broke :(

Biking is great, but only as a mode of transportation not a way to leisurely get around.
If it's worth getting to fast a bike is ideal.
If you're trying to just enjoy the scenery it's more of a hindrance because you've got just another thing to maneuver around and possibly secure while you explore by foot.

Unless there's a giant park to ride around in walking is better.

>are full suspension mountain bikes worth it or is it kinda a meme?
Really depends on how close to mountains/a forest bike path you are and how much you'll actually use it in those environments.
Anything under 15 hours s month during bike season is kind of a waste of money.
Full suspension bikes are for hard, fast and long rides, otherwise it's kind of the equivalent to posting pics of yourself making Lean on Instagram, i.e a pointless exercise in vanity.

That's why you bicycle on sidewalks, not roads.

What happened to it? Bikes are very easy to fix.

They keep the wheels huggin the road. Ride dont beat up your bones.

Hardtail, is one less suspendo to service, the suspension up front is more critical for STEERING CONTROL.

i hate you spandex wearing fags. saw one of you get creamed by a semi truck a couple years back when i was doing medic work. Drove right past the guy. you keep clamoring for “share the road” yet blow through street lights, stop signs. you never yield to auto traffic. You’re truly the feminists of the road. demand equal treatment yet you cant even follow the rules cars do.

go ahead call me a “cager” but i actually ride my bike for fun and i NEVER weat spandex or a helmet.

Come home white man

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If bikes use the road they need to pay the toll. License plates and property taxes for bicycles NOW.

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>The virgin bicycle vs The Chad Leather Express
If you're not carrying everything you buy from shop on foot in a decent pair of leather boots, five miles home one way, you're very likely a faggot.

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Any opinions on Orbea?

I’ve never payed for car insurance (7 years)

Also I’m not a sheltered domesticated westerner so I can fix my own car without paying a mechanic $100 an hour (((labour)))

Then Jews took over his company.

OP forgot
>Cars loaded with (((spyware))) and (((recorders)))

Ford wouldn't have wanted this. He'd be riding a horse now.

take the covid19 pill too while you're at it, retard

>so I can fix my own car without paying a mechanic $100
No you can't. Not unless your car is from 1970. Even if you can get the schematics you're gonna pay out the ass to get them.

I love seeing the two wheeled faggots getting wrecked at junctions. Saw one land on somebodies windshield and crack it in the process. The driver got out and beat the living shite out of the lycra clad ponce.

My car is 2001 model and I fixed the clutch myself 10 days ago, do you even know what a clutch is mutt????

Literally bought said clutch for $150 AUSBUX ($95USD) if you call that paying out the ass then you’re a major poorfag

I'm on mopeds pills

That is the gayest thing I've ever seen and I ride a Tomos moped

Bikes, while inherently cool, have become literal zoomer tech. 99% of people don't buy them because they need a bike rather because they look fancy and use them once a year to post some cool machu picchu instagram pics.

Oh yes, tell us how you reverse engineered your ECU in a day and built your own programmer too

Bitch please.

This is what I'm getting with my Trump bux. Yas Forums always hates on bikes so I know /bikepill/ is the answer.

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Why do you keep posting this shit thread? DO YOU THINK PEOPLE HAVE NEVER HEARD OF BIKES YOU FUCKING MONG? If people want to ride a bike, they fucking will. In the meantime, fuck off.

It's always a poorfag eurotrash making these threads. We get it. You're too poor to afford a car! You're just posting a huge cope.

I have both a car and a bike. I use my car to drive to and from work because I live in an area with frequent rain and snow and I don't like being a sweaty stinky mess when i get to my job. I ride my bike for leisure or use it to run small errands around my neighborhood when the weather is nice.

Stop coping! You'll be able to afford a car some day with all that money you're saving by riding your bike, I'm sure.

And how much for a car?

Just broke my collarbone while riding my bike. Bummer...

This. UK laws are stupid and bikes should be considered pedestrian vehicles.

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check out the bike faggot

>Yas Forums hates on bikes
jewish shills on Yas Forums hate on bikes*

Cycling is the most antisemitic mode of transportation. Fact.