will i get coronavirus?
I just ordered mdonalds on ubereats
Blake Morgan
Eli Clark
did you tip the driver?
Wyatt Green
>will i get coronavirus?
No, but a nigger is headed towards your house
Bentley Campbell
I made over 8 diffrent uber eats account about 10 door dash accounts and 10 grubhub accounts and kept ordering food with promo codes then kept saying the food was wrong and getting a full refund. Probably got over 800$ worth of food atleast for free the last two weeks oh and of course i barely tipped accept when absolutely necessary to avoid spit .
Michael Martin
>barely tipped accept when absolutely necessary to avoid spit
how do you determine who is necessary to be tipped/how much you need to tip to avoid getting jizz food?
Liam Rivera
im finna bout to eat that shit
wish me luck
Angel Rogers
No but you’ll get diarreah
Anthony Wilson
Uma
Michael Brooks
you do know that they spit in every burger?
Landon Garcia
>not ordering the soapa de big Macauk
Joseph Phillips
for me its the mc chicken
Tyler Walker
Based shit nutrition OP
Isaac Gutierrez
Someone didn’t prep
Oliver Baker
You'll be lucky if that's all you get.
Luke Green
>people getting mcdonalds delivered to their doorstep with no delivery charge
yeah dude its crazy out there not sure how people are surviving without a basement full of rice and deenz
Henry Anderson
I ate McDonald's last night then threw it all up immediately after to keep a lean healthy bod.
Charles Roberts
I haven’t left my place in 2 months and I’m strong as an ox and coof free
Charles Edwards
>I haven’t left my place
do you not know how delivery works? fucking nigger brain
Nathan Kelly
> i just ordered mdonalds
I hope
Charles Hill
Probably not, but you will get some nigger’s phlegm on your patty.
Ayden Long
Dude...last time I ate McDs was when my daughter was delivered at 2am and that was the only place open. Was starving after wife being in labor for all day. Felt like I drank a quart of 10w-40. Threw it up around 30 min later. That shit should be banned.
Brandon Fisher
Do you know niggers touch your food?
Jaxson Davis
What a great restaurant
Julian Foster
ok chang
Nicholas Fisher
>i just ordered mdonalds on ubereats
>will i get coronavirus?
Yes. Can I have your stuff?
:D
Luis Johnson
This. Yard work using manual tools is all you need. Building raised beds and shoveling dirt gives good pump. Mowing acre back yard using old school reel mower give legs a buzz.
Austin Harris
No. Just cum in your burger. Enjoy!
Brody Anderson
No, McDonalds actually protects you from corona virus. I eat McD's like 3-5 times a week because it's right across the street from work and when I got coronavirus all I had was a bit of a weak coof and some sniffles for a few days and then I got over it. I suspect all the preservatives, chemicals, and hormones actually protect you from infectious diseases.
Wyatt Ward
do you know that you already have covid 19 in your system?
Christopher Perez
Your shits must smell spectacular
Aaron Clark
>I suspect all the preservatives, chemicals, and hormones actually protect you from infectious diseases.
No user, there is no need to go through such great lengths to justify why the renamed seasonal flu isn't the plague itself.