/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3268 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,200,322 (+19,014) ► Died: 147,753 (+2,282) ► Day: 99 (-13:12:59)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 8.0x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 4,088 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/-ccnqR2UTTc

>NEWS
"Second wave" erupts in city in northern China
archive.is/H5L5M

Confirmed deaths in the US surpass estimated flu deaths
archive.is/FTQNP

Novel coronavirus can survive high temperatures
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China revises Wuhan death toll, increases it 50%
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French media: Nobel laureate says virus combined with HIV in lab
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>INFO
15 year old jungle tribesman dies in Brazil
archive.is/NDjEr

Patient tests negative four times, was infected
archive.is/LAD5r

Coronavirus (SARS), not influenza (flu), not rhinovirus (cold)
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r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
archive.is/1WTiA

Jews are the hardest hit by coronavirus in New York
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>REMINDER
Brazil state has 0 official deaths but mortuaries are already collapsed
archive.is/FqPKO

People are not being tested in Japan despite symptoms
archive.is/YBLyY

US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
archive.is/BtIQO

White House admits they lack tests
archive.is/mJkTy

Courts determine Spain omits deaths, real toll 3 times higher
archive.is/Y23r1

>LATEST
08:52: 407 new cases and 24 new deaths in Indonesia
08:48: 266 new cases and 15 new deaths in Bangladesh
08:39: 8 new deaths in Romania
08:36: 66 new cases in Afghanistan
08:30: 194 new cases in Denmark
08:28: 226 new cases and 2 new deaths in Pakistan

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>Dead: 152,638
lol, still only 152,638.
How many days has it been stuck at 152,638? Four days? Five days?

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How does /cvg/ really feel about fish heads?

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Holy shit, we really are at war with China

You see this back in late January.
What are your thoughts?

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got this letter from the department of education

govt workers are in full fear mode and are gonna start demanding money from trump

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>200 thousand new cases already
YES

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Do you like fishsticks?

fake and gay

Go get your shine box

This is Xi JinPing's daughter
Say something nice about her

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hahaha fuck spain hahaha

youtube.com/watch?v=xH5kck44TiI

Check out this 1 minute news clip discussing China lying about the numbers. Now the vid isn't important, we already know they're lying.

But check out the comments. That is what real Chinese shilling looks like.

What happened in the last few days for you to call this CCP virus? I haven't kept up

Where are Sweden hiding their bodies?

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THE MOST SAD NEWS SINCE CORONA STARTED
EVANGELION LAST MOVIE POSTPONED TO WHO KNOWS WHEN
IM CRYING IM LITERALLY CRYING
FUCKING CHINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The chinks fucked up...

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she looks soft and cuddly

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Why is her face on another body?

Hot as fuck, would bang 10/10

Wuhan lab theory is mainstream now

It's funny because I only pay attention to what's going on in the news media once a week by coming to Yas Forums. I'm not getting the daily updates. Last time that I saw there was like 2,000 coronavirus deaths in the US. Now it's at 30,000

she still looks human without the typical chinky makeup

The virus is bullshit but I hope the lock down doesn't end until everything is destroyed.

All Asians are insects

based and redpilled

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anno was never even close to finishing this.
corona saved his ass big time.

THIS.
Where are my apocalypse LARPer bros at?

That has been pretty obvious. What I'm hoping for is for Trump to get to his senses and glass the whole of Chyna.
Nothing good comes out of that country. Nothing.

Chopped up into pieces, put into cans to make surströmming. Clearly.

C'mon man, that was unnecessary. We're all iberianbros, yes?

I imagine it's more exciting this way

Oh wow. It only took like two and a half months after this place figured it out. :|

What's new Niggers?

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Was inevitable really
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Thanks for joining us, garybot.

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So what's the percentage of developed antibodies? Everyone says something else.

Uncensor that you useless fuck, I wanna send his Insectness a pic of a pic of his daughter covered in spic cum

ONLY 2 to 3% OF WUHAN POPULATION HAVE DEVELOPED ANTIBODIES !
HERD GANG BTFO !
>In Wuhan, Wang Xinghuan, director of Zhongnan Hospital, said that only ” 2.4% of its employees and 2 to 3% of recent patients and other visitors Seem to have developed antibodies.

wsj.com/articles/wuhan-starts-testing-to-determine-level-of-immunity-from-coronavirus-11587039175

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That's how you should know it's bullshit

nytimes.com/video/health/100000007056651/covid-ards-acute-respiratory-distress-syndrome.html

4chanX -> Filter -> Image MD5

We need more anime girls in Hazmat suit

any drawfags available?

200 bucks for Xi's little bitch R34

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>Wang Xinghuan, director of Zhongnan Hospital, found dead from self-inflicted gunshot to back of head

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And people still don't wanna believe it lol, no one on my family wants to believe it's true. They're scared af as what the consquences of that would be (and they know the're coming, but cope mode until the end I guess)

2/3% ?

More like 60/70%. Desdu

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It only went mainstream because a US agency say it was a possibility.

Cool looks like China has the cure!

Photoshop

Checked.
All i want is a total financial collapse to come out of this. I want to see boomers seethe over rekt pension funds, i want to see suicides from fortunes lost, heritages gone in mere days. Please let the outbreak last for years and lockdowns too

Thanks amerifren

Shitty testing. That's not what's happening in the Abbott trials.

Sven is kill

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>Shinji put on that fucking mask

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU YOU SPANISH PIECE OF SHIT

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>meanwhile, in Venice

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hmmmmmmnnnn
something's weird here senpai famalan desu tbqfh kun chan ngl nigel niglet

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Bullshit

Here is what a pretty high day looks like

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The only ones who are going to suffer for this are the *average* people. Rich boys don't give a fuck since they basically live on their artificial islands

youtube.com/watch?v=ezfxkKXGdag

>that's how you know America wants war
fixed that for you

shes hapa. xi got cucked

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Night clubs to reopen when Dane bro’s?

We need accelerationism

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Rebuild is horseshit anyway. Good riddance.

Thx for the stats argie

That's a decent shop but the face still looks off.

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An old live stream from 30 January.

Boot-licking starts at 11:40.

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There's more dead right now with 13 hours left then there were then with 13 hours left

forgot to check it, my bad
>them digits

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Wrong, everyone suffers in some way or another in a full blown collapse. Nowhere to run or hide your money or physically even if super rich.

Wait you guys are STILL going on with the corona-meme thing?
Wow that's some dedication.

Do you think you're some kind of champ? Do you think posting this makes you somehow intelligent or makes up for your lack of any additional insight into things that actually matter right now such as international solidarity and rhetorical wholesomeness? Who the fuck do you think you are, wasting your time here, peddling this juvenile, crass nonsense of yours? Rethink your entire stance, contemplate on the reality of your situation right now and then come back. Because this pathetic display of juvenile superficiality is as trifling and meaningless as your entire existence.

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WSJ ARTICLE ABOUT WUHAN WITHOUT A PAYWALL
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So did Spain just give up on reporting cases or what?

Nope
>“This is a long way from herd immunity,” said Wang Xinghuan, the head of Zhongnan hospital, one of the city's largest. “So a vaccine may be our last hope.”
“So a vaccine may be our last hope.”

Were doomed !
The fastest vaccin we ever developed took 4 years, it was for ebola if i remember well (even if research started in 2003)

>total deaths over a persion of 3 months doesn't even match 1 day of daily deaths worldwide

literal nothingburger

How bad is it to reuse a facemask?

> I used it only once for a short time 1 month ago
> It's been sitting there for a month, sometimes I put it under the sun

?

Didn't need any fixing, US wants regime change not war. Get rid of Xi, replace him with 'reformer' and pull China back into the globohomo cabal. As a bonus Trump is finished and Iran may run out of healthy eligible ayatollahs.

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Different strains affect the popolus various ways
nextstrain.org/ncov/global

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What I'm saying is the rich most likely already have everything they need to live in isolation for the rest of their lives, maybe even provide for their children and if they don't they can still acquire whatever they need. Meanwhile your average Joe is starting to think about money problems and is completely dependent on the economy's state

I think it's probably true, regardless of the geopolitical implications. Only question is if it was accidental or on purpose.

fix the live link baker
youtube.com/watch?v=NMre6IAAAiU

sages.org/n-95-re-use-instructions/

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thanks

based bill

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is that from ninja scroll?
based
and btw, only worse korea should be worried about ADE once they get HERDED
you nigel niglets will understand why soon

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Did you know the black plague also originated in china?
Makes you think

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Truly rich own production, natural resources, land or even countries and governments instead of money.
Like any collapse, this is only an opportunity for them to grow their assets.

>boomer
You don't get to start trends

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Yup, patrician taste.

Wuhan CDC and Wuhan University BSL-3 labs are much more likely candidates than the glowniggers at WIV if only for biosafety reasons. They all handled SARS-like CoVs.

Do you know any disease that originated from India?

None. Because Indians are not disgusting subhuman who eat animals

north pole is also moving because of china. they are the ultimate human enemies

>2,200,322 infected
>147,753 dead
>Officially declared a pandemic
Lmao, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic, retards

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.....

FUCK CHINK

>Do you know any disease that originated from India?
Indians