OH NO NO NO NO NEETs are KILLING themselves!

NEETbros don't kill yourself because you didn't get gibs, how can you ever become a contributing member of society if you an hero?

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lol

>runs into the slightest bit of trouble
>blames the government for no gibs
>commits sudoku
They won't be missed.

GET BACK IN THE CAGIE WAGIE AND EARN MY NEETBUX. FUCK YOUR FEARS ABOUT WUFLU!

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What is lowe's?

Home improvement store, if I had to guess I'd say the neet is going to buy some sturdy rope.

I really hope he does it, but he won't. He'll stop for some McDonald's and watch cartoons. Fat piece of shit.

>shitposts on reddit
>emotional faggots start feeling the same
>they follow his steps
could be

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Why die before you liberate your mind? You are just coming back in here again. Some people are just stupid.

I highly doubt someone considering suicide would make the effort to post about it on leddit.

>Has money for Lowe's but claims to be suicidal about lack of money
Nice try.

hey fuck you neet, go put in 15 years sweeping at lowes for $7 an hour where you learn absolutely nothing so you can maybe get promoted to a job that pays you a living wage
hey neet fuck you

>When are we going to just take what's ours?

NEETS RISE UP!!!!

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He's going to stop at Lowes and get a job. He's taking the easy way out.

Based and buddhapilled.

people still shitpost about elliot

imagine what someone with an agenda that wasn’t completely retarded would do

I would kek if a sad looking guy just buys one rope

>I need mother government

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>All the responses in the thread, a thread where OP specifically implies he wants to buy rope to hang himself, telling him to "hang" on

The sad looking guy would probably also make it really obvious hoping for as a last shine of attention which makes it all better

Sent :^)

This might just be a troll.

>when are we going to just take what's ours
As much as I want a massive chimpout and happening, I bet this guys really means 'seize the means of production'

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>Redditers an hero
>Real NEETS prepare for the happenings ahead.

Don't puss out bros.

>when are we going to take what’s ours
> is a NEET
can someone please Explain to me how people get so entitled

Does this also count as a coronavirus death?

True NEETs don't give a fuck about neetbux. For me to get $1200 I'd have to do work like signing up for it. Haha, that's not going to happen. I don't even have ID or a bank account. If people are seriously expecting me to get an ID and set up a bank account that's not going to happen.

They can keep their $1200. There's nothing I want to buy anyway. The only thing I need is to eat my parent's food and use their internet.

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Communists are useful

Aside from them closing all the good hiking trails and certain stores being closed making it harder to find a place to pull over to take a shit when driving long distance... I have not been inconvenienced in the slightest. I mean finding toilet paper was hard for about a month and a half but I still never ran out and only tried looking once a week. I've been eating better than I have in a long time, top quality meats only.

Like I'm putting almost no effort into this, I'm just living, families fed, house is in order, haven't a legitimate complaint that I could bitch about. Is that simply because I'm not a faggot? Is it because I took responsibility and properly prepared when I saw things looking like they would turn south? Or is it because of faith and willpower? I've been pondering this off and on the past couple days, why are so many having a difficult time right now but then others aren't at all. And I think all three of those aforementioned questions apply. Anyone having a problem right now is a faggot who did not take responsibility of their own well being and has no faith nor willpower.

>Communists are usefu
yeah, as target practice

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What will happen when your parents die? You'll just die in the woods in a tent of starvation or what?

>so retarded you can’t survive without 1200 of gibs
>when are we going to rise up and take what’s ours?
LMAO

I have a huge reserve of savings and want to kill myself. This happening has given me a lot to think about, and a lot of time to think.

> 28
> kissless virgin
> No degree
> Haven't talked to family in 4 months.
> Haven't received a non-work phone call or text message in over a week.
> Rent a single room cuz can't afford to own.
> Have to work from home during this in said tiny room.

And to top it off.

> Unemployment stimulus alone (600 dollars a week) pays makes more than I have EVER made.

It's my fault for not being a Chad alpha, but tell me why I shouldn't kms? I feel like a lot of people are in my boat.

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I'll either get some basic job or kill myself.

>lots of people die
>less babies being born
>more people die
>come back
What now? Merging souls? Sounds like NEET heaven. Mooch off of everyone else and just go along for the ride.

this NEET gets it

Based and extremely NEETpilled

he could have just filled out the "no filer" form and gotten his check

No stupid. Get fired and collect unemployment. Make sure you don't get fired for something that will disqualify you from recieving the money, do your research.

>parasites dying
noice

you don't need a bank account or an ID. filling out the no filer form takes about 3 minutes. get the check, endorse it to your parents have them deposit it. wtf are you retarded?

We are just getting started. If this is not called off, there will be civil war or worse.

>unemployment fiasco (no/late payments)
>rent strikes
>spike in suicides
>spike in domestic violence
>divorce rate rising
>spike in sexual assaults to minors
>spike in child abuse
>spike in family murder/suicides
>children struggling with adjusting to online classes
>increased drinking by all, alcoholics/drug addict relapses
>PTSD for survivors in most affected areas
>employee strikes
>employee walkouts
>evictions despite government orders, asshole landlords cutting power, heat, water, cable, electricity to tenets
>mass hunger among children
>blood shortage
>medical supply shortage
>medicine supply shortage
>off the meds crazies going insane
>released criminals will break house arrest
>prison/jail riots
>hate crimes on the rise
>infected police force can’t stop crime
>relaxed law enforcement to prevent infection
>nurses quitting
>infected hospital staff
>people intentionally spreading infection
>infection “scares”
>possibility of a bank run
>endless quantitative easing devaluing the dollar
>stampedes at grocery stores/looting
>food pantries emptied
>donations to charity/pantries/public welfare programs at a low
>life insurance claims
>refusal to go to hospital out of fear