Sean Penn wants people to accept his charity

Encourages other celebs to join. Emma is feeding poor people

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Has she apologized yet for her car?

Penn is going to Iraq and meet drug lords for a good cause.

Tranny spotted

what kind of car is it?

probably a prius

Remember when Sean penn made a team to help with hurricane katrina and they rode in boats and had jackets that said “team penn” then the boat sunk and they themselves had to be rescued?

Kek

She already has a Prius. We wanna know what the NEW car is! We need to know.

>We wanna know what the NEW car is! We need to know.
here go

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Can't believe this little girl is fucking 30. I'm so old.

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Well, they did more than I did. Thanks for the chuckle though.

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>f i v e years ago

She still feeds my fantasies.
I now dream of taking her away to an island so I can shave her legs, armpits, let her hair grow back....listen to her while she tells me about the bad things Harvey did to her.
feed her deviled eggs

Emma you must eat ALL THE EGGS I scoured the island for these!

>you scoured...the island?
>do you see any chickens my dear
emma gags
>if you do a spilly you must eat it too, EMMA, be a good girl.
>o....ok...I will eat my eggs......b...but...can you tell me, what are they from? I am a turtle lover you know..
>I was frankly hoping you could tell me that, emma, I am honestly disappointed you are not versed in zoology.
emma quickens her consumption of the mystery eggs

What the fucking duck-eggs am I reading?

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HOLY MOLY. Its beautiful!

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Eating all the eggs, yes she must.... but tell you her stories, she does not have to

emma fan fiction mixed with some Yas Forums meme

Ha ha. Turn corner, car flips over. Get out, push back over. Drive away.

it's frickin awesome huh !

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and you can store in in the cupboard too, no need for a garage

the incredible edible egg can be prepared in such ways that I will gain her trust and obtain all of her secrets. I will crush redpill dust and pretend it it paprika during Hungarian Egg Week.
I will compose songs for her to sing about the glorious egg,
I will have her read in original German the works of Viktor Schauberger who imagined the egg as perfect
I will tomboy her by having her build his original home generator...I will act as her bumbling femanist laboratory hand.
I will have her speak to me with various british accents and have her brew me ale...she will teach me how to pickle an egg.
Our first child will be Benedict Egg Watson

>She still won't apologize
What a sick joke.

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Why is feeding hard boiled eggs to frightened, isolated women on the verge of tears, so FUCKING AROUSING
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>"I make a really amazing egg tortilla in the morning. It’s my special thing. I make guacamole, salsa, and scrambled eggs, and then I cook the tortilla. It’s pretty simple, really, but yummy."
Oh Emma
You will eat all the eggs

I shall learn to make it as she does.
After performing lobotomy (I assume she will need by week 6) I shall use her yummy treat to jog her memory
yes...yes...quite delightful

What is this quote saying?

Character is a damaged WW1 vet. Character can't read fiction anymore, because he has a new and different understanding of human nature?