Bros, I want to get the fuck out of this shitty gay country. I have approximately £30,000 to my name and I want to live by myself in a secluded location. Alaska property is cheap as fuck and I would be happy to live there and spend my time chopping wood, hunting, browsing le 4chins, smoking weed and not being surrounded by gay normies. How easy would it be for me, a UK citizen to purchase a property, and gain the ability to make it my permanent residence
Is there something I'm missing here or should I just fucking do it
The only downside is you have to be murdered by niggers.
Sebastian Hughes
I'd rather be murdered by some Alaskan psycho than a pack of roaming street-niggers
Ian Baker
nah but all loicence jokes aside, how do i do this too. Missus is keen.
Ian Sanders
It's not as glorious as you think. Most people who buy those use them to hunt in the summer and access to civilization is impossible in the winter. You will either kill yourself from depression or become a unabomber nut.
Luis Brooks
come to australia fag, lots of cheap land for poms like you
Joshua Sanchez
get an undeveloped bush block in west coast tasmania
Jacob Cox
What are some good real estate companies? I usually check out real estate in countries I would never move to. I fucking love checking out countries in Africa.
David Adams
You don't, the niggers are all in the cities, they're allergic to a rural lifestyle.
But if I'm already miserable here, how much worse could it be? What do people do in the Winter, can't you still hunt? Are all the animals sleeping?
Easton Thomas
They reformed the law to let first offenders off despite the offense. Parts of Alaska have gotten pretty bad because of this. Still better than UK. My advice immediately get a gun.
Owen Howard
>What do people do in the Winter literally nothing
Caleb Powell
How easy is it for Britfags to get citizenship in straya compared to US?
Christopher Kelly
but i want freedomTM
Dominic Perry
Based Bong.
Jose Perez
Easy. Heaps of ways as opposed to the US where you basically have to line up employment or marry someone. thats it.
Lucas Martin
Can you guys keep this thread alive while I go to the shops to get some beer? I need to drown my sorrows ASAP
Colton Perry
>spend my time chopping wood, hunting, browsing le 4chins, smoking weed and not being surrounded by gay normies So you want to be the first gay normie in alaska? fag. If you're serious, you need to work on your physical health, specifically your hand strength endurance. You larp about wanting to chop wood, but in Alaska you will not be able to joke about it, it will be life or death. Nobody will be digging through the regular 8 feet of snow to save you if you want to call it quits. Alaska is not a joke.
Lincoln Butler
easy as fuck, just live here for a couple of years. you don't need citizenship for much anyway you dont need to go to america to homestead mate
Nathaniel Morris
Your loss... With 30k you could buy some decent sized land in the state of Mato Grosso or Mato Grosso do Sul and buy some animals
Evan Nguyen
Alaska is rainy and dank on it's best days. Frigid and dark the rest of the time.
Look at western Nebraska for a lot of nothing with more sunlight.
Jacob Rogers
>winter in Alaska Bruh, even the animals freeze to death.
Immigrating you’re the US from Britain is possible, but it would be easier to have a fake identity saying you’re Mexican. There’s probably a work requirement as well, and jobs aren’t exactly plentiful in Alaska. They’re mostly seasonal (because, ya know, winter in Alaska).
The state does have a UBI though.
Blake Taylor
Second this. Need some freedom of speech in ma laif.
Asher Perry
what are the foreign ownership laws like?
Aaron Rivera
Do you have a job bong? degree or trade? whats your situation
A better option would be Northern California or southern Oregon. Even the eastern part of the PNW states would be a better option. There’s pretty much nothing there. It’s small towns, farms, and wilderness.
That’s why hippie communes were built in NorCal. Same with pot farms. It’s very isolated due to the terrain but not completely removed from society (ie, a bladder infection won’t kill you because there being 8’ of snow and the hospital being 6 hours away). InB4 liberals. You won’t even know.
Hudson Jenkins
why not just go to BC, I don't they allow easy visas and what not to you commonwealth guys
Mason Long
Hello negro, I'm also drinking beer and smoking weed, browsing 4chinz. I will prob move across Canada soon, you can live with me if you want
William Powell
Go for it. What's the worst that can happen?
Kevin Peterson
Fuck off we’re full
Joseph Cox
The only restrictions for rural land is: They must reside in Brazil, you can't buy land here living in Australia
Chase Thompson
BASED
Jacob Jones
How do you do this? Any companies who's website you typically browse? What's something interesting in Africa you've seen lately?
Sebastian Watson
>What's something interesting in Africa you've seen lately? slums, $1 for 10,000 huts
Josiah Wood
I hope you like mosquitoes, bruh.
Connor Diaz
Moving to Alaska is retarded You can find decent cheap homes in any rural area that is not all about farming or tourism. Literally go to the upper midwest or Appalachia and use the zillow features to put top price at 50k
