/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3267 - CCP Virus Editions

Not that Dane

Last I read someone in his office stole his gas mask and he was forced to take public transportation home unprotected.

I think he was really attached to his mask, I hope he is doing okay.

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For you

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>faggot
>girls

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Is it slowing down yet

SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT HAS TO REMOVE 140,000 FPP2 MASKS, BOUGHT TO A CHINA REGULATED COMPANY, AND GIVEN TO THE AUTONOMY REGIONS, BECAUSE THEY WERE DEFECTIVE
>SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT HAS TO REMOVE 140,000 FPP2 MASKS, BOUGHT TO A CHINA REGULATED COMPANY, AND GIVEN TO THE AUTONOMY REGIONS, BECAUSE THEY WERE DEFECTIVE
SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT HAS TO REMOVE 140,000 FPP2 MASKS, BOUGHT TO A CHINA REGULATED COMPANY, AND GIVEN TO THE AUTONOMY REGIONS, BECAUSE THEY WERE DEFECTIVE
>SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT HAS TO REMOVE 140,000 FPP2 MASKS, BOUGHT TO A CHINA REGULATED COMPANY, AND GIVEN TO THE AUTONOMY REGIONS, BECAUSE THEY WERE DEFECTIVE

>elmundo.es/espana/2020/04/17/5e997f41fdddff20748b45f8.html
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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Heterosexual faggots, homosexual faggots...

we're all faggets here.

Corona being such a silent spreader and killer is the reason there are so many deniers. Nobody would deny its existence if it made you purple before dying.

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>lesboids
>not faggot

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Jesus fuck I guess that’s what happens when you blab out your stash and plans to everyone in the real fucking world

Spain bros, bets on what the commies will do next week?
I think they are going to reopen, even if we end up locked up again in 2 weeks after that

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>faggot
>someone aroused by men
>aroused by girls kissing

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Those autonomy regions must be really happy to receive free masks right about now, just don't mention the defective part

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Coomer, please. Stop watching porn for a month and you will be disgusted by lesbians like a normal person should

The worse part is that his co-workers made fun of him all of January and February for wearing the gas mask to work only to steal it from him in March

And he didn't even work with nogs or achmeds either but just regular danes

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Why do we allow China to manufacture anything at this point?

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WHY AND HOW IN THE FUCK IS SO HARD FOR OUR FACTORIES TO MAKE SIMPLE GOD DAMN FUCKING SHIT ???
MASK, SANITIZE, TP, MEDICINE,ETC IN TIME OF CRISIS.
WE STILL HAVE FACTORIES THAT CAN EASILY BE CONVERTED TO GO BRRRRRR

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ??????

Checked, and no.

how many has it been already? a million or so defective mask?

>skin to skin contact
disgusting

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Because they are chep.

That's a damn shame.

YOU NEED TO GO TO BED !!!!!!!!

RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!

We now know why the H.I.V. numbers are so high in Russia:

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>he was forced to take public transportation home unprotected.
D-doesn't Denmark has taxi service avaliable?

MAN FINED IN MARBELLA, SPAIN, FOR GOING FOR A WALK WITH A SHEEP
>MAN FINED IN MARBELLA, SPAIN, FOR GOING FOR A WALK WITH A SHEEP
MAN FINED IN MARBELLA, SPAIN, FOR GOING FOR A WALK WITH A SHEEP
>MAN FINED IN MARBELLA, SPAIN, FOR GOING FOR A WALK WITH A SHEEP
MAN FINED IN MARBELLA, SPAIN, FOR GOING FOR A WALK WITH A SHEEP
>MAN FINED IN MARBELLA, SPAIN, FOR GOING FOR A WALK WITH A SHEEP

elmundo.es/andalucia/malaga/2020/04/17/5e9972b621efa046348b45ec.html

CLOWN WORLD

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latin america, india and africa is going full blown apocalypse in the coming months, but you'll learn about it in books after decades

Understandable, have a nice day

>6,000,000 CASES BY APRIL 20TH
6,000,000 CASES BY APRIL 20TH
>6,000,000 CASES BY APRIL 20TH
6,000,000 CASES BY APRIL 20TH
>6,000,000 CASES BY APRIL 20TH
6,000,000 CASES BY APRIL 20TH
>6,000,000 CASES BY APRIL 20TH
6,000,000 CASES BY APRIL 20TH

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why dont they blur the sheep

yea, I know. But that doesn't matter if the government propaganda is still telling you it works. Travel will be a thing of the past. Everyone who goes to a different country will need to be in quarantine for 2 weeks and that's unsustainable.

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Yes but the expensive Mercedes taxi services have monopoly over the market, so a 20 minute taxi ride costs 50$ so the pleb are forced to use the slaveships

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Second most infected German state opens schools on 20th April
Thoughts?

May be they'll learn how to defecate properly.

yep, this is exactly why good OPSEC is suuuuuuper important folks.

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>watching faggotry is ok as long as its the opposite sex

Sheep wasn't a crisis actor thus no consent was needed to film

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Happy birthday

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To be fair, wearing the mask in January and February is legit tin foil.

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>2197174 infected
>147512 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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LEAGUE OF LEGENDS PLAYER IS FORBIDDEN TO USE HIS SURNAME TO PLAY THE GAME. HIS NAME IS JOAO CORONA

>elmundo.es/tecnologia/videojuegos/2020/04/16/5e9835c7fc6c83506a8b45d1.html
CLOWN WORLD

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Reminder that League of Legends is 100% owned by Tencent.
People playing this distribute money and power to China.

PRAISE THE HERD

>E(((sports)))

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H H

>watching faggotry is ok as long as its the opposite sex

uh yeah?

Coronavirus is the biggest LARP of all time.

SWEDEN UPDATE /herdgang/

13,216 confirmed cases, an increase of 676 cases since yesterday

1,400 deaths, an increase of 67 deaths since yesterday

SWEDEN IS COMMING FOR YOUR SPOT ISRAEL

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Noone is blured. It's just how he look

Checked, and correct.

Imagine being in the middle of having a threesome with two girls, then getting disgusted when they kiss each other.

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Well some fucker did steal my mask, I was quite upset. Who's this dane that took the bus home w/o mask?

That's kinda sad.

lmao

lol only 67 deaths, sure

Why are people blaming WHO again? They did their best with the information they had at the time.

It ain't cheap if you have to buy it twice

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collapse?

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>Sweden not at +700 daily deaths yet

Your numbers are starting to look suspicious, Sven. Where are you hiding the bodies?

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We had the same information.

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There aren't going to be any more books or even decades after this ends

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they will pay this crisis with debt (again) and instead of doing so to promote the creation of more jobs with less taxes they are going to increase them
also free gibs for the neet and every day this shit is becoming more authoritarian
they can literally expropriate your house if you have more than 1

1200 new deaths today in china IT'S HAPPENING

The Who are fucking retards that can't see the facts unless someone does a 4 weeks investigation where they may realize they were wrong.

In the German crematoriums

This is a big fucking nothingburger. Give it up happening and /cvg/ faggots. 0.6% death rate!

youtube.com/watch?v=F1eAFEBiQMs
livescience.com/death-rate-lower-than-estimates.html
thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(20)30243-7/fulltext
wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/6/20-0320_article

We've got a new issue now because of these shutdowns - food shortages, rising unemployment, increasing poverty (if these lockdowns continue for months), inflation and probably hunger and looting due to the food shortages. I hate to say it but Yas Forums has helped (((them))) usher in their NWO dreams into motion.

>b-b-but 0.6% of 7 billion is 46,200,000
the-hospitalist.org/hospitalist/article/218769/coronavirus-updates/covid-19-update-transmission-5-or-less-among-close

No faggot, more like 5%-10% but keep shilling /cvg/tards. I'm sure you creating /cvg/ threads and having fantasies of a Mad Max world where you're a STALKER scavenger protagonist like in your vidya gaymes is gonna give meaning to your life.

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danskjävlar abolsutely seething

>ok to walk your dog
>not ok to walk your sheep

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Glad to hear that you're still here lad
Have you and your roomie eaten any of the prep stuff yet?

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>USA most confirmed cases in the world
>thinking about reopening as early as tomorrow
What did they mean by this?

is hilarious how nips NOW are having their panic buying/fear attitude
abe is a moron

twitter.com/ronken04/status/1250678894270660608

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

Yes we know, Madcox had a really big jew nose. We can clearly see that so no need to keep reminding us.

It's always argie making threads. You guys work round the clock in the office or something?

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I would put my paenus inside xi daughter

Soon™

>I dont watch fags having sex, thats gross
>my wife watching fags having sex is alright though

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>1200 new deaths today in china
WHAT

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Boomers and Normies are like crackheads aching for their high again

Not that dane brormand, I had my mask stolen at work right around when the shit got locked down. No one knows about my home prep.

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Proud to have been here since the start

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>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Class action lawsuit against Taco Bell when?

they "corrected" their number today