/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3266 - CCP Virus Editions

► Detected: 2,192,597 (+11,289) ► Died: 147,376 (+1,905) ► Day: 99 (-15:59:21)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 8.0x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 4,008 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/-ccnqR2UTTc

>NEWS
China revises Wuhan death toll, increases it 50%
archive.is/0miR1

Confirmed deaths in the US surpass estimated flu deaths
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"Second wave" erupts in city in northern China
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Mortality rate in Ecuador province multiplied 7-fold in two weeks
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Vaccine would be first vaccine against coronaviruses
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>INFO
New mutation threatens possibility of developing a vaccine
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In Netherlands, half in intensive care under 50 years old
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Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
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Resistant to antivirals
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22 year old patient dies in the US, after being denied testing
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>REMINDER
Coronavirus is now 1st cause of death in the US
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People are not being tested in Japan despite symptoms
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China could have prevented 95% of deaths not silencing whistleblowers
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Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
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CDC refused to test infected man
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>LATEST
08:52: 407 new cases and 24 new deaths in Indonesia
08:48: 266 new cases and 15 new deaths in Bangladesh
08:39: 8 new deaths in Romania
08:36: 66 new cases in Afghanistan
08:30: 194 new cases in Denmark
08:28: 226 new cases and 2 new deaths in Pakistan

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washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm??noredirect=on
archive.org/details/IndustrialSocietyAndItsFuture-TheUnabombersManifesto
archive.org/details/tk-Technological-Slavery/page/n1
archive.org/details/KaczynskiAntiTechRevolutionWhyAndHow_201803
archive.org/details/JacquesEllulTheTechnologicalSociety
archive.org/details/theodore_kaczynski_why_the_technological_system_will_destroy_itself-3/page/n2/mode/2up
cambridge.org/core/journals/disaster-medicine-and-public-health-preparedness/article/investigating-the-determinants-of-high-casefatality-rate-for-covid19-in-italy/18AC98FF2A63D2D8E74CBB938ECA72AE
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32294809
twitter.com/ronken04/status/1250678894270660608
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

THE SPANISH CREATED CORONA

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r/equesting the coronavirus infected biting person to death news image

>Dead: 152,638
lol, still only 152,638.
How many days has it been stuck at 152,638? Four days? Five days?

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wow, i beat gary and all the bots.

Where's a better corona hideout, Turkmenistan or Tajikstan?

Corona is actually a spanish word, so it makes sense.

Totally. This is corroborating evidence.

How does /cvg/ really feel about fish heads?

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turkmenistan

OP has been infected. Press F.

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Have they made any new medical discoveries about this nightmare virus in the past week or so?

>post yfw mosquito transmission is confirmed

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Tajikistan - Brink of civil war, Islamist insurgency

Turkmenistan - knockoff best Korea

its a nothingburger and you have to go back to work

ABOUT 21 MILLION PEOPLE ARE EXPERIENCING THIS MOMENT OF EMERGENCY WITH SERIOUS ECONOMIC DIFFICULTIES, HALF OF WHICH (OVER 10 MILLION) WITH ALMOST ZERO INCOME. THIS IS WHAT EMERGES FROM A RESEARCH BY THE UNIVERSITY OF TUSCIA THAT CALCULATES AT LEAST 3 MILLION PEOPLE WHO DO NOT DECLARE INCOME TO THE TAX AUTHORITIES AND WHO ARE UNLIKELY TO EARN A MINIMUM FOR SUSTENANCE NOW; OVER 18 MILLION PEOPLE WITH INCOMES OF LESS THAN 15 THOUSAND EUROS, OF WHICH 7.6 MILLION WITH LESS THAN 6 THOUSAND, THAT IS 500 GROSS EUROS PER MONTH.

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It's resistant to high temperatures, more than other coronaviruses apparently.

What would nothingburgerchan look like?

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How are you doing, pastabro? Are you okay?

Canada is USA on easy mode you live in a fantasy world

I'm glad you're alive, Gary

I'm well aware I didn't black out everything, and it's half-assed, but here is the coronavirus with a transparent background, for your memeing pleasure.

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1300 "new" deaths on chine , just after a week of only 30/40 infected but no casualties... coverup is ended

how many millions infected in china will be show in the next days

>INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE
washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm??noredirect=on
archive.org/details/IndustrialSocietyAndItsFuture-TheUnabombersManifesto

>TECHNOLOGICAL SLAVERY
archive.org/details/tk-Technological-Slavery/page/n1

>ANTI-TECH REVOLUTION: WHY AND HOW
archive.org/details/KaczynskiAntiTechRevolutionWhyAndHow_201803

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NO GODDAMIT
MY FAMILY RUNS A RESTAURANT AND IT HAS BEEN CLOSED FOR A MONTH, NO MONEY SINCE MARCH
THE BANK EXPECTS US TO PAY THE MORTGAGE PAYMENT FOR THIS MONTH AND WE BARELY HAVE MONEY IN THE BANK ACCOUNT FOR GROCERIES GOD FUCKING DAMNIT GERMANY GIB EUROBONDS WE DON'T KNOW HOW LONG WE CAN SURVIVE THIS SHIT

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Thanks, burgerbro, this will be a good addition to my fap folder.

Whats there to discover about an imaginary non-existent (((virus)))?

Look up. There's Gary's balls teabagging you

archive.org/details/JacquesEllulTheTechnologicalSociety

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It's a backlog / revision, not new.

gibida pizza de pasta

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Brb, getting my vaccination from doctor Bill.

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One million dead by 10th of may

>Why The Technological System will Destroy Itself
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I accidentally got the user below me pregnant

Whats the state of Pol on a scale from 0-100% at this moment in his story?

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The north of eu has its own financial destruction to deal with, what makes you think we can deal with that AND your failures by giving eurobonds?

Its like i saved up 10.000 euro, crisis comes and my neighbour tells me to give her 5000 or she'll get mad. LMAOO

stop sticking your dick in crazy

We need Chinese reparations

Kek, researcher trying to rationalize the CFR differences between China and Italy. Hey researcher: China lied

cambridge.org/core/journals/disaster-medicine-and-public-health-preparedness/article/investigating-the-determinants-of-high-casefatality-rate-for-covid19-in-italy/18AC98FF2A63D2D8E74CBB938ECA72AE

>—8.0x more confirmed deaths than swine flu
I suggest to write "40,7 times less confirmed deaths than Holocaust" since now, not " 8,0x more confirmed deaths than swine flu"
No one gives a rats ass about swine flu.

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>he didnt save monies since january
ngtmi

>tfw making music while listening to alex jones gives the best cyberpunk vibes

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>holohoax
#6millionnotenough

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what genre is the music

How many normies have killed themselves?

Even at 10,000 / daily, which is higher than what we get, that much is unreachable

oh lord when will it end

Extrapolating from the current state, what would be the minimum number of days to exceed holocaust numbers?

I thought Jones was banned

Researchers thinking micro-clots are the main factor with severe Corona (they even give it a new name)

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32294809

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it's an ambient track I guess
only from social media, his radio and website still works

We already exceeded the number of holocaust deaths weeks ago

>minimum number of days to exceed holocaust numbers?
One (1) day.

We are a shitty country and our government don't want yo invest on science, sorry guys

40.7 times nothing is 0 rusbro

>no we can't cure it, but here's why it should be renamed a 4th time

twitter.com/ronken04/status/1250678894270660608


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Nips resort to nigger behaviour at costco

>ambient track
nice, could you post it?

When researchers work with worthless data, their entire study becomes worthless aswell.

around jan 5th wasn't it?

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dont talk to gary like that

I think they've found improvement with Heparin and other anticoagulants.

They found that some that recover with no virus left, will have a fatal blood clot due to the buildup of clots in the body.

Cheers. Turkic Best Korea sounds good. They are getting rich af off that natural gas I heard , one of the highest gdp ppp per capitas in the region.
Which one has hotter women?

AT LEAST LOOK AT IT THIS WAY:

ALL THE LOW EDUCATED MORONS WILL KEEP GATHERING AND KILL THEMSELVES !

>over 7 billion people
why people worry about this nothing burger?
do they just want economy to collapse?
new world order?